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This is the Three-hundredth-seventieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz is still being ridden by Ririchiyo, who is on his back. He stops in front of a specific door.*

Looks like we're here!

: I still don't get what's going on.

Well, two weeks ago Yuuko forced me into a teleporter and transported me into outer space. There I was luckily saved by Misaki who let me rest on Watcher's nest. After some time a large portal showing your butt appeared and I was safely brought back. However, to punish me for being so gullible or perverted, I'm not sure, you made me carry you all the way to the next girl.

: ...That's still extremely convoluted, but I understand a bit better now. Plus it's an effective review as well. Good work, for once.

Thanks Riri, your approval means a lot.

*Riri flusters but squeezes her thighs against Topaz's neck.*

: Don't m-mention it, idiot. *stops squeezing* So who are we looking at this week?

It should be fairly obvious, but this year's girl is...

*Topaz opens the door and a busty meganekko is sitting on a chair. Riri and him enter, with the latter finally getting off his back.*

: Can I help you?

That you can!

: Right. You see, we're looking for someone for Topaz here to blog on.

Exactly. But first I have another request. May I use your restroom?

: Eh? Of course.

*Topaz rushes in and does his business, making sure to wash his hands after.*

: Jeez, why didn't you do that before we came here?

You were riding on my back and it seemed improper.

: Or you could have held it until after the blog. Just handle it somehow!

: Fufufu, I think Topaz "handled" it just fine.

*Topaz swallows nervously.*

: What are you talking about?

: Let's just say that with your friend-Topaz, was it?-anyway, he put his "idle hands" around a "devil's plaything".

: What are you talking about? Topaz... wouldn't do THAT in the middle of a blog, right?

*Riri glares at Topaz and soon arrives at her answer.*

: OH ARCEUS, TOPAZ! What is wrong with you!

I apologize! I blame getting facesat by Aki, Yuuko pressing her chest against me a lot, getting into a cramped machine with Misaki, and your own great butt sitting on my back all the way here.

: Don't blame my butt!

If I do, does that mean I can spank it. Cause I'd love to do that.

: Just shut up and start the blog, Topaz!

But Chisato hasn't given me the okay yet.

: That has stopped you before? Besides, I'm just trying to get that image out of my head now...

: It's alright, Topaz. I know about your blogs. I'll be glad to have one done on me.

Thanks for that then. And as you readers can tell...



: Good, now hopefully we can stop talking about Topaz being a master of his own domain.

: True. Though I don't get why he didn't just ask me to do it.

Well, that would be rude and-

: I'm sure I could do a good job.

*Chisato ignores Topaz's comment and moves her hand in a certain motion. Her chest jiggles, which Topaz stares at.*

Well, I guess I need I need another break.

: REALLY?! At least have a “time passes” comment so we don't have to wait long!

*Time passes as Topaz uses the restroom again. He washes up and sits down as if nothing happened.*

: You good now?

I believe so.

: Let's just get to the blog before your “urges” kick in again.

Good plan...

Head
Hair: Chisato has really great hair. It's long, reaching sightly above her butt but still allowing her bottom to be seen which is generally the best type of length. Chisato also usually keeps it flowing, though in certain images she has it up in a ponytail. The sides of her hair are long as well, reaching her shoulders and even chest at times. Oddly enough they don't cover her ears though, which I'm not too fond of but can deal with. Chisato also has a long middle bang that extends to her cheek while the rest of her bangs are lifted and spread slightly. This makes some of her forehead visible which is another part I'm not fond of either (though another minor thing). Probably the worst part of her hair is that she has two ahoge or a dual antenna (whatever you'd like to call it). While I don't normally dislike it, I would say it looks better on younger girls. Plus it reminds me of Naru, and that's never a good thing.
Color-wise Chisato also has great hair for me. In the anime and light novels she seems to have very dark brown hair. Ordinarily this would be great, but even better than that is that on certain covers (maybe the manga, I'm not sure) she has BLACK hair. Or at least a really dark shade that looks nearly black-like. I do have a problem with her powered-up form as her hair turns blond (a brown-ish blonde, but still), but luckily that only happened once in the anime (so far). Overall Chisato has nearly perfect hair, but there's a lot of minor things or traits that don't quite fit a mature woman like her.
Grade: A

Eyes: Obviously as the meganekko of the year Chisato wears glasses. She even wears a pair that greatly compliments her looks, with a red under-frame style that looks very mature. However, the biggest problem is that she doesn't wear them in the shower, and that means that for some of her most, well, “exciting” moments, are without glasses. Still, she looks really fantastic in her glasses.
Getting to her eye shape Chisato does really well here too. Her eyes are somewhat narrow, and while they aren't quite tsurime she's close (and even DOES have a tsurime at times). They really work with a mature beauty like her. Color-wise it's a bit generic, being blue-green in the non-anime art and a simpler green in the anime. That said I do like the pretty color, and being fair Chisato's character color seems to be green so her eyes fits that too. Overall her eyes are really pretty, and while not perfect it's only because I'd like to see her wearing glasses more.
Grade: A-

Face: Sadly Chisato doesn't do too well here. She does have a mature, seductive, and pretty face. She also has mostly-small features though her nose is quite apparent. Her chin is also somewhat pointed too, which is another downside. I should also mention that she has a beauty mark/mole under her left eye (right by the corner) and she has a crystal earring on her left ear. While her face is lovely sadly there's nothing really too get too excited about.
Grade: B

: Is it really that bad that I don't wear my glasses in the bath?

Of course, I'd love to see you looking your best at those times!

: Besides, that would be ONE good thing that the terrible series would do in the bathroom...

: What was that?

: Nothing, but let's just say that Topaz's reader won't appreciate the moments in this blog.

I do apologize for that... Especially as the series is much worse for him, and I apologize for having him watch it too!

: To be fair you had no idea how awful it would become. I mean, when you have a loli succubus it would be really DUMB to make her busty. Even aging her up is sketchy, though pear-shaped ones are alright... I GUESS.

It says a lot that DxD is probably better... Though sadly that show doesn't have a meganekko like you (a few scenes with Rias notwithstanding). As said before it's a shame that your best moments are when you aren't wearing glasses.

: Well, we wouldn't want them to get broken in the bathroom.

That's fair, but still...

: Besides, if you're talking about a few “certain” scenes I wouldn't want my glasses dirtied. I mean, can you imagine him “expelling” his “passion” all over my face?

*Topaz gets a perverted smile on his face, which soon turns to panic.*

I need to use it again!

*He gets up and goes into the bathroom.*

: AGAIN?! What, is this going to be some terrible running joke through this blog or something?

: Is he usually this, er, “excited”?

: Not usually. Usually he's more calm, but I do recall hearing that he loved your OVA so much he had considered keeping it after downloading for “future reference” with the rest of the hentai he keeps. Man, is he a pervert or what?

: Ufufufu, I think it's rather charming.

*Topaz returns and sits down.*

: Let's hope that's the last time!

I hope so as well. Believe me, I'd rather continue with the blog than have “episodes” like this.

: And here I figured you'd be “empty” from all the “research”...

Body
Build: Chisato has measurements! Not that unusual for a modern fanservice show, but still. Anyway she's 168 cm tall and 48 kg. Sadly I can't find the lead's height anywhere but I'm pretty sure that Chisato is the tallest woman on the show. Her three sizes are 98-58-88, which while showing how shapely she is you can tell immediately that she's still top-heavy. It's a shame that this sort of thing has been so common recently. That said, getting past the numbers she isn't too bad. Her legs and feet are pretty nice, with her thighs being nice and meaty. Of course her butt isn't too shabby either, in fact considering the show it's quite excellent. It's nice and plump-looking, and as a teacher she's required to show off her tushie on occasion (or at least it seems that way with a lot of teachers). For example, one of the best looks is when she has a close up of her thong-butt after the ED in one of the second season episodes. There's also the OVA which had both a scene where her butt gets grabbed by the lead while he's holding Chisato up and another scene with a close up of her putting on garters, her beautiful round bottom fully exposed. Not only that, but outside the anime there's one image with her showing herself fairly including her butt plus another where she's bending over in front of a window and showing her glorious bottom. Overall she's not bad here, but both her measurements and the area below certainly hurt.
Grade: B

Breasts: As said before Chisato has a 98 cm chest and is the bustiest character in the cast. Fitting to be fair, she is an adult and thus older than the other girls. The series does consider her chest to be her charm point, though it's dumb that TWO characters have the chest as a charm point (the other being the main girl Mio, who is pretty much bland). Of course this means that the series does everything possible to have Chisato show off her chest, like a lot of modern anime sadly. Luckily she's not seen as often as most of the other girls so it doesn't get too tiring, and I think she doesn't even had a service scene until the second season or OVA (the OVA coming first time-wise). I'd say that Chisato has a lovely chest, being quite big but not in a disgusting fashion. She jiggles in a natural way and in general looks really great, almost in a way that it's hard for me to describe. But her chest is animated very well, almost in just the right ways. Sadly not everything is great; The light novels aren't able to show nipples, and the show is heavily censored (though still better than Darkness and it's full-screen censorship). Both of those aren't much of a problem, with the former leading to sexier scenes due to edging close to what's allowed while the latter is fixed in the DVDs. And from what I've seen in the anime her nipples are small, which is a plus. Now, normally this might be good for an “A” rank, but Chisato isn't content with that. Instead she actually goes into straight hentai and performs paizuri scenes on the VERY lucky lead. Only one has been animated, but there seems to be a second in the manga. While there's certainly some bias I can't help but give Chisato a perfect score here.
Grade: A+

Clothes: Chisato has a somewhat average-sized wardrobe, but she has a lot of fine outfits. Her main outfit consists of a green ribbed turtleneck sweater (the kind with vertical lines), a short black skirt, a labcoat, and garters with nylon thighhighs. Underneath she seems to wear a strapless black bra and matching thong. This is a PERFECT outfit for my tastes, with the only problem being the bra needing straps (though in a yukata image she does wear a strapped one). And I guess the fact that she wears heels, but her feet aren't shown too much so it isn't much of a problem. She also has official art in a cleavage sweater in many varieties, including white and red in addition to the green. In the OVA she wears a one-piece zipper swimsuit with a labcoat, though the zipper has to be pulled hard as she was caught inside. If curious she wore it to help out a student in a swim class, none of the normal swimsuits would fit her (big surprise), and the principal believed that a bikini would distract the students too much. On one cover she also has a whistle between her cleavage and the zipper all the way down nearly to her crotch. She also wears only a green towel during a bath scene and in the books uses a towel to censor her paizuri. Another sexy outfit she wears just a men's shirt, which is similar to moe shirt and pretty great. She also wears a black sling-like bikini in a bust chart, but it's a shame as it's only from the stomach up and thus some of the appeal is lost. In the books she also wears a corset with thong, and there's an image of her wearing a melon-bikini top with her chest covered in Cow Cow-brand milk (I add the name as it's quite silly xD). She also wears a seductive red dress with an exposed cleavage. If you can't tell, the main problem with Chitose is that pretty much all of her outfits show off her “charm points”. She does show off her body well enough, but like so many problematic shows Chisato is the bustiest girl in a mamocentric series... It's almost like a curse at this point.
Grade: B+

: I'm surprised, a lot of guys don't appreciate the simple appeal of a sweater like you do.

: Well, Topaz isn't your regular everyday pervert! He's more fascinated by the things that go "arf arf" that you seem to be smuggling inside said sweater. And let's not forget all his frequent “breaks” this blog.

*Riri glares at him.*

It's hard for me to resist a great meganekko teacher like Chisato.

: And by that you mean you loved hearing about that “one scene” you mentioned and that was the main reason you watched the show.

: I'm sure that Topaz isn't that per-

*Topaz averts his eyes and sweats in a comedic fashion.*

: Ufufufu, no wonder you gave me a “perfect” score then. Though I should chastise you for having such simpleton reasons.

: ESPECIALLY since you got Zettai involved and there were episodes where he'd rather bash his head against the wall than watch another idiotic bath scene.

: How about we “punish” Topaz together then.

: What, is this suddenly a Zettaiblog?

: So you'll let me do this by myself? Ufufu, such a giving assistant.

: I-I never said that I didn't want to help. I SUPPOSE I should aid you in punishing Topaz.

: Alright then *whisper whisper.*

: I'm sure he'll enjoy this far to much, but here goes...

*Both Riri and Chisato sit on Topaz's lap. Chisato's skirt goes up a bit, reaching her waist and her thong-held bottom is in plain view.*

: Oh no, my skirt is being raised. Now my bare buttocks will rub against you!

: But they're n-no match for my lovely spats backside! (Though man, her cheeks are pretty huge...)

Err, do you mind. I think I might need to use-

: NO! This is part of your punishment. Though, Ufufu, I certainly feel your “energy”.

: Gross! And I don't mean that in the Hayami way either.

Hey, if you want I can take care of-

: NO! You'll sit here until the blog is over.

F-fine then...

*He continues as the two girls remain on his lap. They squirm to tease him as well.*

Mind
Personality: Chisato is the token mature woman in the harem. She's the wise and mysterious nurse, ready to aid Basara (the male lead) in any way she can. She also acts like an older sister or mother as his mothers seem to be either missing or dead. I say mothers as he has human, angel, and demon blood in him and has two mothers. I don't understand how it happened either... But anyway, as said it's eventually revealed that Chisato is an angel herself. This means that she's very powerful, and her true name is “Afureia”. She was sent down to watch over him, her powers sealed until he's in danger. However, Basara gets cautious around her when there gets to be a rumor around her that anyone that says anything bad about her disappears. Luckily this is due to another villain, but it wouldn't be bad if Chisato had mind-control powers like they suggested. She's also pretty aloof and somewhat expression-less, barely making any facial expressions as she killed a former ally. One of the biggest problems with Chisato is that she doesn't have a lot of screentime. It's a real shame as I would like to learn more about her. Sure her protective personality is pretty great, but hopefully there's more information later in the light novels that I don't know about.
I will mention that Chisato has a great VA. Yuu Asakawa does mature women really well, adding a great seductive tone to Chisato. I couldn't think of anyone better suited to take this role.
Grade: B+

Libido: Chisato has a somewhat high libido. In fact she's one of the most aggressive girls in the series and isn't just used for submissive purposes (unlike Mio who certainly seems to be the “Momo” of the group and mainly around for someone for the lead to grope in the most submissive and un-arousing ways possible). That's not to say she doesn't have her moments: I especially dislike this one scene in the second season. Chisato is on top of Basara and he's tied down, but he somehow breaks free and she ends up below him, tearing her shirt off. I suppose that in comparison this isn't too bad, but let's just say that this is one of the most female-submissive series in existence. Tallest dwarf and all that, I suppose.
That said she's still fairly high. She does invite him over in the OVA and pretty much initiates sex (among other things) as a way to cool him down. There's also the fact that she's Basara's maternal aunt and still does perverse things with him. Plus she's likely older, which is always a good thing for me. Speaking of her sister, it's possible that she had feelings for her though the anime doesn't bring it up. There's also another student who tries to protect her, the trappish-vampire Nanao. I'd say I'd prefer that pairing, but apparently in the most recent Light Novel release they've clarified that she IS a girl (so a reverse trap).
Grade: B+

Age: Chisato is a teacher rather than a student so it's likely that she's in a higher age range. Sadly there's no official data that I could find. She's certainly at least an adult, but it would be cool if she was eternally “young” as well.
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 86
Average score: 9.6
Final Grade: A-

: Hmmm, that's not a bad grade. Though I am surprised that I didn't get higher, or at least an image.

While 85 is the cut-off for non-meganekkos (or at least characters that only wear glasses on occasion), 90 is the limit for girls like you.

: It's a shame...

: Maybe this means that Topaz is thinking with the right head now!

I doubt it.

: But now that the blog is done I have to remind you of something.

Oh?

*Chisato gets up and picks up the clipboard. She then sits back down on Topaz's lap.*

: It says here that you checked in with Eirin and still owe her for medical bills. Not only that but you've been at this hospital for what, four weeks? Anyway, you still need to pay for that.

But I thought that this was in blog-time rather than real time. Plus it's not like I was a patient for the whole time! Heck, I was even in outer space at one point!

: Ah yes, the transportation bill was quite high as well. And that's not counting the treatment you obtained at Watcher's Nest.

But...

: If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we’d all have a merry Christmas.

: Hey, that saying is only a week late or so.

How am I going to get this kind of money? I'm poor!

: I think I can get you some work at Endless Cross School. You were what, a crossing guard? I'm sure you'd make a fine substitute teacher.

: And maybe we can explore the clubs like Zettai did last year!

True, though I imagine there may be some he missed...

: Plus you don't need to pay it back until the next year.

Phew, that's still a long way away and-

: No, I mean tomorrow.

Wait! You can't expect me to pay it off that quickly!

: Topaz doesn't have that kind of money! He can barely pay attention!

: Don't worry, we have plenty of installment plans. And hey, that means that until tomorrow you're free to stay here.

Though I'll still have to pay...

: Paying for nearly a month would still cost you more than actually staying the month.

: And that's the medical system for you...

But what can I do overnight?

: Ufufu, I'm sure that we can find some type of “activity”.

: This is starting to sound disgusting. I'll meet you back home tomorrow in this case, Topaz. And I'll see you readers next time.

: Don't worry, I'll be sure to make sure he doesn't have any energy for this “habit” of his any more...

*Ririchiyo leaves.*

Well, seems we have the night ahead of ourselves.

: Don't worry, I won't be doing anything too “in depth”. But I have a feeling you'll enjoy... THIS! But don't worry, it'll all be off camera.

*Chisato starts to lift her sweater, but once her navel shows the blog feed ends.*