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This is the Three-hundredth-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. Last week we finished up with the underworld arc, defeating Fino in the process.

: Sort of.

: Right. After Rydia showed up and destroyed all of our clothes she gave up.

I suppose that is fair. But still, I wasn't expecting Rydia of all people to come and save us. Nor was I expecting this to all be a plot from Hayate, Signum's master, to get me out of the way so she can destroy the upper world. And she seems to have made it difficult for all of us this time around. She's attacking in separate parts, forcing us to split up the party. Rika and Kimiko luckily have walkie talkies so I'm able to communicate to them.

: Hopefully that's all the summary you have, as we've reached Hayate's base.

Wow, that seemed quick.

: A bunch of mecha-using girls were able to clear the way a while back. I'm guessing that many of the troops are with Shamal and Vita as well, so this place won't be as heavily guarded.

***INTRUDER ALERT***

*Lights flash and laser domes come out of the ground. Ririchiyo shifts to her demon form and slices them alongside Signum.*

Luckily it's not 2300 AD!

: What?

: You're using obscure references that she doesn't get, Topaz. (of course I do get them, but... s-shut up!)

All I'm saying is that a ship this size certainly can't be a small OMEN...

: *Sighs.* Let's just get going...

Sounds like a good plan, but before we go too far I'd better check the other locations.

*Topaz tunes to Rika first.*

How's it going, Rika?

: We're still flying. It takes a while, it seems.

: You're the one who wanted to go by dragon.

: How could I NOT? Dragons are AWESOME!

I agree with that! But since you're not doing anything I'd better check on Kimiko. Talk to you later.

*Topaz messes with the Walkie Talkie again, eventually getting static.*

: What's wrong?

I think that they're still in transit.

: But I thought that teleportation was instant.

Magic is strange, I guess. But I think we'll be seeing her shortly...

==Meanwhile, in a certain mansion==

*Hayate is thrown back by a brutal goblin punch.*

: Urrgh... *stands, but looks bloody.*

: H-Hayate.. You barely look like you can stand!

: He's just trying to psyche out the opponent! You can do it, Hayate!

: Thanks for the support, ojousama. But I don't think I can do this alone...

???: Luckily you don't!

*Hinagiku and Isumi show up behind him. Isumi has a few talimans at the ready while Hina has her sword Shirosakura out.*

: I'm here too- Whoops!

*Saki trips running into battle. She stands up back by Maria, who helps her up, and Nagi.*

: Leave this to us!

: We're professionals!

: HA! Professional WHAT?

: Professional professionals!

*Isumi throws her talismans at the goblin-like creatures, destroying them. However, a few bats swoop in and attack her.*

: Don't worry, I got this!

*Hinagiku leaps on a table and chops them in half (though the magic just turns them to ash).*

: Good job saving her, Hina. You're the man!

: (T-the man?)

: You were great too, Isumi.

: But to be expected...

*A bat flies towards Hina. However, this one lightly taps her on the shoulder. She overreacts and grabs her ankle. Isumi throws a talisman at it to make it disappear.*

: Oh no! My girly ankle of girly womanhood!

: Are you alright?

: Has he always been this dense?

: I'm afraid he has... *shakes head*

: Enough of this toying around, get them Boss Goblin!

Boss Goblin: *Grunts*

: Both Hinagiku and I are too injured to continue.. What are we-Isumi!

: I'm all out of talismans. I was only carrying my travel-size packet and wasn't planning on having to battle so many creatures at once.

: (Of all the times!).

*The larger-than-human sized goblin charges at the group. However, a voice is heard from above.*

???: GET OUT OF THE WAAAYYY!!

*Kimiko and Fino fall out of the sky and onto the large goblin. Fino falls on his head while Kimiko falls on his back, pinning it under their butts. It moans and slowly does a thumbs up before disappearing.*

: Kuhahaha, we have slain the beast! Though I wonder what did it in.

: I imagine it was... ASSphyxiation! I guess he went out the way he enjoyed.

: W-who are YOU and why are you at my mansion?

: Do you not recognize me? I'm the demon lord's daughter!

: Don't you think it's about time for you to give up on those chuunibyou thoughts?

: No, really, I am!

: Sure, sure...

: I'd imagine you'd believe her. It's not like shadowy monsters attack here everyday so strange things might happen...

: W-wait. I recognize you. You're one of Topaz's assistants!

: So that's why this is happening! It's all Ojou's fault! or are you going by "wig" again?

: I didn't do anything, it's all her!

*Hinagiku points to Vita.*

: That's right!

: I thought you were fighting Zettai, or at least with him, most recently!

: Finales are a funny thing.

*Kimiko's walkie talkie starts to make noise.*

Kimiko! Are you there?

: Yeah, we got here safely.

: I landed on a guy's head and squashed him!

Some of that I'm jealous of. But perversion aside who is the girl there?

: It's Vita!

How horrible, the 3DS is MUCH better!

: Certainly, it has Sm4sh and Pokémon for one!

: This isn't a time to be discussing my name! I'm going to destroy you all and send your cores to Hayate!

Not if I can do this first!



: Is that all?

It's all I can do from here. Besides, I have a feeling there's more people there than you give credit for...

: At least that's a cute image.. I MEAN, how dare you start your blog without asking for permission first!

You're attacking innocents, I can bend the rules a bit.

: Looks like your plan has been foiled, for now at least!

Head
Hair: Vita has somewhat short hair, or at least looks as if she does. Her hair is usually done up in twin pigtails, braided to look really cute. The braids themselves tend to stick out slightly, being straight and not curling like Ritsuko's. They go about to her mid-torso or so. They're really cute, giving her a lot of Gothic Lolita appeal. Speaking of which, she has quite a few nice hats, one in particular being a red beret. She looks really adorable in them and she's also extremely defensive of them as well. In front she has Key-Horns or hair intakes or whatever they're called (her upper bangs seem to have a bit of a lift to them). She also has an ahoge. While I'm not sure if she has it down in the series proper there are a few nice official images of her with her hair down. It looks wavy and does go about to her hips or so. Overall Vita's hair is pretty awesome and I could see her getting higher if it wasn't an orange-red-ish color. That said, while I'm not fond of the color it does match Vita's color scheme well. Her hair gets lighter, slightly, when in a Unison with Reinforce II.
Grade: B

Eyes: Sadly despite being a braided magical girl Vita does not wear glasses. I don't usually mention it as a lot of girls don't, but it's unfortunate as she'd probably look good with them. Back to her actual eyes, Vita does have a strong tsurime though it becomes more relaxed the further into the series we get (must be a villain thing, I guess). She still retains some slope though, don't worry. The eyes in Nanoha are also great for my tastes, being nicely sized and full of life and color. Vita does have blue eyes which doesn't bother me too much but do take notice that there are a lot of blue eyed characters in the series.
Grade: B

Face: Nanoha the series also has really cute, if fairly uniform, faces. Really, it's hard to tell people apart in the manga as a result. That said, Vita does have a cute face. She's the type to make all sort of emotions rather than the more stoic Signum. She has a pretty awesome "determined" face as well as a few sly smiles. She also has small features which is standard but still nice.
Grade: B

: Enough of this small fry. Go forth, Giga Robo!

*A three meter-tall machine with large arms shambles towards them.*

: HAH! Let's see you destroy THIS!

*As the mecha looms over them, a quick shadow flies up towards it. It jumps back and forth across the giant robot and within seconds the creature is destroyed. The attacking girl lands reveals herself.*

: Once again I've cut another useless thing...

: Look Hayate! It's Mikasa from that show with the giants!

: I told you not to watch that, it's far too violent for girls your age!

: A brave attempt. It seems I was wrong to underestimate you. Fine then, take THIS!

*Vita summons a multitude of bats from behind her.*

: Where did she get all these new moves?

: Hayate, the one that's my master, blessed me with many abilities now that I'm fighting for her!

*The bats dive bomb at the team, but one by one they get shot out of the sky.*

: WHAT?!

*Everyone turns to look where the shots were fired. There, standing on the table, is a green-haired mostly-girl figure.*

: Oh? Little ol' me? Certainly. That should keep you from underestimating us! And I'm not the only guy like me either! ... You can come out now.

???: I don't want to!

*A voice is heard under the table and table cloth. It is soon joined by a second one.*

???2: But you have to!

???: It's embarrassing! I can't be s-seen like this!

???2: Don't worry, no one will know it's you.

???: I'LL KNOW IT'S ME!

*While they talk Saki goes over to investigate. However, she trips and knocks the table away. Mariandale jumps away in time, but under the table seems to be a magical boy with a cat. The boy gets very embarrassed.

: Noooo! Stop staring!

: Enough of this! *stomps foot* I'll just take care of you MYSELF! Like I should have in the first place!

*Vita dives at Kanata, who barely blocks with his staff in time. It's snapped in two and he's flung backwards.*

: THERE! That takes care of that! Now I'll just get the rest of you and...

*Vita turns to Hayate and others, but they've gotten three new defenders.*

: I'm lucky that my family was invited to such a party as this. I had a bad feeling and decided to come.

: Ikaruga said that there would be cake here. Yay cake!

: ... I go where Hibari goes...

: Who cares! It's just more people I have to defeat!

*She charges at them, but Ikaruga blocks it with her sword.*

: Silly Vita, I have the weapon advantage! And now that you're defenseless...

*Yagyuu fires at Vita from her umbrella though she blocks it with a magic forcefield. Hibari does a punch-punch-butt attack, hitting Vita's feet in the last hit.*

: She kicked my butt, Yagyuu...

: That's just because you hit my feet with your gigantic butt!

: How dare you do that to Hibari!

: You're not listening! Urgh! This is so frustrating! I once beat NANOHA, why do I have such trouble against nobodies like you?!

: I blame Topaz's blog powers weakening you.

: Why didn't anyone tell me that! But I have a plan- *flies upward.* There, now you're unable to reach me!

: Quick, Topaz, do something!

I'll continue my blog for now, you guys brainstorm!

: Don't worry, I'll attack her with my Power Glove!

: I thought that it was a "Power Hand".

: But I like this name better, it's so BAD!

*Fino uses her giant hand to hold back Vita while Topaz continues his blog on her.*



Body
Build: Vita is first and foremost a lolihag. That is, as part of the Wolkenritter, she never ages. As a result she'll be a short loli character for all time. Unfortunately I can't find any measurements on her, but she is about the size of a preteen (she seems about Nanoha's height in A's and is about to Shamal or Signum's hips). She does have alright legs, but as she's still a small girl they're not quite developed and the same for her hips or waist (and bust is out of the question as well, but that's later). She's not a terrible loli, she just doesn't measure up to some beauties I've seen. May be that her clothes don't show her off, for example. I'm not sure if they show her transformation in the second movie, but looking at her Strikers transformation we do see a bit of her bare butt right before her skirt appears.
Grade: C

Breasts: Unlike every other character introduced before Strikers Vita is the only one to remain with a flat chest onward. Okay, so Arf has a more "modest" version of herself, but Vita is the true lolihag of the Nanoha series. As she is, she's fine and delicious. I'm just not attracted to flat chests like say, Zettai, is. Not that I'd want Vita to grow, of course. I have Signum and the other girls for that, no reason to take Vita's best appeal away from her.
Grade: D

Clothes: Vita's main outfit is her combat uniform. It consists of a great red-and-black gothic loli outfit with poofy shoulders, frills, a few bows, black gloves, and a long skirt. I'm not sure if she wears her thighhighs or not in this outfit (I can't find an image of her from below the hips) but they're cool black-and-white striped ones. She also carries her hammer device Graf Eisen which speaks German which she uses both in melee and to fire sphere-like orbs at her opponents (by striking them). It also matches her hat which I've mentioned before goes well with the outfit. It also has a bunny face, which is somewhat her motif in a way. Sadly she doesn't show a lot of skin so it's somewhat hard to determine her body.
Vita has a few other outfits. One is a cool t-shirt with skull on it, short skirt, and her thighhighs as said before. This is her basic "casual" outfit in A's and it's possible that Hayate made it for her. Another casual outfit is her pajamas, which looks basically like a long shirt with striped panties. In Strikers she seems to wear her military uniform more often. Not that I mind. It's a white jacket with shirt underneath, blue necktie, short blue skirt, and boots. Sadly she doesn't have awesome legwear like Fate's pantyhose or Nanoha's thighhighs. Also, in A's she wears a black dress though it seems looser than the two other girls. Official art adds quite a bit more outfits. These include naked towel, a sexy kimono, various one piece swimsuits (though sadly not a school swimsuit), a gym uniform with red bloomers, miko outfit, and probably some others I'm unable to find.
Grade: B

*Vita finally breaks free of the Power Glove's effect.*

: Nya ha ha! I knew you couldn't control that thing forever!

: It's true, I poured too much magic into that... *pant pant.*

: What are we going to do?

*Mariandale continues firing, but to no avail. He turns to Kanata.*

: Ya gotta think of something! You're the only one here with magical powers.

: B-but without my staff I'm nearly powerless!

: Then use something else!

: But where...

*Kanata looks around and finds a familar person.*

: Would you guys be quiet? I can hear this wild party all the way from the inn!

: Perfect!

*Kanata fondles Naru's chest.*

: W-WHAT? I hope you have a good reason for that!

: I wanted to pick-

: Never mind, I don't care... PER-

: FREEZE!

*As Naru is about to attack Kanata he's able to cast a light freeze spell on her, stopping her in place.*

: I'm not sure what your plan is.

: THIS!

*Kanata picks up the stopped Naru and tosses her at Vita. Just when she's about to hit the magical loli Naru unfreezes.*

: -VEEERRTTT!

*Naru punches Vita with the fury of a tsundere hit. She seems effected.*

: Not tsunderes! My one weakness!

: What kind of weakness is that?

: I wear glasses...

: BEAUTIFUL *is totally distracted.*

: That seems to have worked. Quick, someone else volunteer!

: I know who wants to be tossed next.

*Sena pushes Yozora forward. However, when Kanata goes to reach for her Yozora is further down and he grabs Sena's hand instead.*

: Wait, not me!!!

: You reap what you sow, you Enrac cow!

*Kanata still throws Sena at Vita, but misses.*

: KYAAA!!!!

*She lands safely.*

: But why DID we have that truck of manure sitting there?

: Must be a garden supply.

: Curses, she was too lopsided and couldn't go straight!

: That explains why she keeps going after Kobato...

: It must be her large breasts. Not to be mean, but I think flat girls would have less wind resistance...

: Don't look at me!

: Well then, you'll have to do!

*Kanata grabs one of the caterers.*

: EEEK! A MAN! Somewhat, but still! *starts to punch.*

: FREEZE!

*Kanata tosses Inami as well, getting Vita with the idiotic punch from Inami instead. The punch penetrates her shields, knocking off her hat. It floats downward. Inami lands with Naru and Sena in the soft manure safely yet stinky.*

: MY HAT! That's it, today is a day that will live on INFAMY for you!

*Vita swings her hammer at Kanata, flinging him across the room. He even strikes Mariandale on the way. Both guys are knocked out of commission.*

: That's what you deserve, you traps! Now, to deal with the rest of you!

???: NOT SO FAST!

: Alisa?

: Milady?

: I'm standing right here, Hayate...

: Then who is it?

*Three lolis and one busty elf emerge from a portal.*

: I TOLD you we'd be late! It's all your fault for wanting to bring more people with you.

: B-but I figured that, since you're not the greatest mage and I don't have many spells we could use all the help we can get...

: Harumph. You should be lucky to be in the presence of a Flame Haze such as myself.

: At least I can understand her. She's like Kirche and has fire spells. What about HER? *points to Taiga*

: What? You talking 'bout ME? I've been in plenty of fights!

: I just figured that we could use all the help we can get.

: Do you not believe in me?

: No, but...

: Look at all the cool cosplayers Hayate! I want magic too!

: I don't think that's something you can just pay for... Also all these voices are confusing my ears.

: Suddenly I have an idea! Listen to this Nagi, and you four come here too.

: Sure! *walks over, bouncing the whole way.*

: Wait, I lost it...

: Probably something involving Vita's weaknesses or something.

: Right!

*Kimiko whispers her plan.*

: Hey, what are you talking about over there! No matter, I'll just squash all of you flat at once!

: I think that for some of these girls, myself included, that wouldn't be a problem.

: You may want to cease such jokes, Kimiko.

: True... But for now, use that attack!

*Nagi pulls out a full bag of money, Shana and Taiga draw their swords, and Louise arms herself with her wand. They get in a square-like formation around her.*

: Fool, I'll just shield and-

: DISPEL!

*Tifania shoots a beam that stops Vita's shield from coming up.*

: CURSE YOU, COUNTERSPELLS!

*The four tsunderes charge in.*

: Four...

: Riesundere...

: Cross...

: STRIKE!

*The four girls run in perfect formation, striking Vita and sending her upward with massive damage and even an explosion. She lands and breaks some tables while sending up dust.*

: Looks like we have this under control, you'd better continue your blog!

Certainly!



Mind
Personality: Vita is a pretty amazing character. She's a boisterous short girl, which is always a humorous pairing. Then again, considering she's fought with Nanoha and came out on top her words aren't meaningless. She's confident and powerful, but relies on brute force and emotion more than the other Wolkenritter. In some ways she's a bit of a jerk, but always comes through for her friends and has others best interests in heart. She's somewhat slow and not as dodgy, but makes up with it with sheer endurance. She also can make her hammer super-huge which is amazing, though seeing her in combat is pretty amazing as well. Speaking of her hammer, I wonder if that as well as her shortness is supposed to portray her as a "dwarven" character, but that's just speculation. She's a sort of honor blade, but more like an "honor hammer", as she's fiercely loyal to her master.
As far as personality, you could call Vita a limited tsundere. She is shyer around Hayate and others while "tsun" with her enemies and Nanoha. Even after becoming friends I don't think they have a great relationship (it happens). However, she's more of a hot-head and easy to anger. Speaking of Nanoha, in Strikers her and Vita team up to teach the Stars Squad though she still works with the other Wolkenritter. She's also a pretty large ham, shouting attacks and being really entertaining in general. She also mistakes names at times. Sadly her childish side keeps her from getting too much higher on my scale, though.
Grade: B

Libido: Vita really doesn't show too much libido. She's shipped with Nanoha because they're rivals, the rest of the Wolkenritter sans Zafira I imagine, and Hayate. There's a cute image of her blushing with Nanoha which helps but I don't think she's the one for Nanoha. I'd probably put her with Hayate as the two are cute together. Oh, and like many Strikers girls she gets paired up with Erio sometimes. It helps that he's the lone male (or at least the main important one) but I haven't seen much with those two personally.
Grade: C

Age: Technically Vita doesn't age and is an eternal loli. She's said to be eight as far as A's is concerned and ages up to 24 in Force. That said, it really doesn't matter as she'll always look the same and that's just for forms. She's eighteen in Strikers, which is a nice age for me, but I have to judge based on her looks as well. Not that there's anything wrong with lolihags, but they don't score as well as they could. She isn't immortal either (at least as far as combat goes).
Grade: B-

Total Grades: 58
Average score: 6.6
Final Grade: B-

And with that it sounds like Vita is done for.

: I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE!

*Vita stands up from her crash, her clothing ripped in places and looking obviously injured. She quickly flies upward.*

: Time to use the ultimate attack, the one given to me by Hayate's new powers... RIESIGENKOMET HAMMER!

*Vita's hammer becomes huge and spherical, nearly covering the entire mansion with the ball-like tip. The front also has a picture of Vita's face on it. The girls that were away cleaning up the army return.*

: That's one huge moon...

: Hayate! Do something!

: I'd love to, but what can we do against an attack that large?

: Perhaps I can be of some assistance. *munch munch*

: Let me guess, you came here to eat the snacks.

*Tsukiko nods.*

: Don't worry, she's learned her lesson about attacking Topaz. Haven't you?

*Tsukiko nods.*

: So what's a non-magic user like yourself going to do?

: Holy powers of the cat god, bestow upon me THAT power again!

*Tsukiko glows before growing back into her giantess state.*

: GIANT IMOUTO BUTT! *nosebleeds.*

: Riri told me that was your reaction last time as well... I don't blame you, it looks like there's ANOTHER large moon out!

: Stop staring...

: *sigh* Why are you two such perverts...

: You might not want to snap at them for that, Yagyuu.

: So what? You've become huge but I won't be stopped!

*Vita swings the hammer down, but Tsukiko is able to keep it from hitting.*

: I've got it. For now...