Apr 10, 2014 10:19 AM
Example #280: A Blog Came!
Anime Relations:
Oneechan ga Kita, Oneechan ga Kita: Hajimete no… Kitaa!
This is the Two-hundred-and-eightieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Welcome back everyone! Especially those of you who didn't read the trap blog last week.
Ririchiyo: So what DID happen last week? I'm a little fuzzy still.
Just an April Fool's joke, is all. *Pats her head cutely, flustering Riri.*
Riri: That's what you keep on saying, but I already knew you were going to do your trap blog. So what's the big secret?
Uhhhh....
*Topaz races towards the window and attempts to open it to jump through. He strains slightly before noticing that Riri has bolted it shut.*
Riri: THERE! Now you'll be unable to escape like you always do when I ask to many questions!
Errrrggggh.... Well you see...
*Suddenly a hand appears on the other side of the window, making a loud WHACK noise.*
AIIIEEE! *Leaps into Riri's arms.*
Riri: I know that was shocking but that's no reason to jump like a scared DOG! *drops him*
*The person outside speaks.*
???: Tooommoooo-kuuunnnnn....
Hey, I recognize that voice. Quick, let me open the window and let her in!
Riri: ...Fine. (Why can't she use the front door like all the rest? Though I guess this is better than destroying the kitchen again.)
*Riri walks over and unbolts the window. After both her and Topaz pull up the dark-haired girl.*
???: Thank you so much for that Tomo- er, Topaz-kun. You're the best otouto ever *hugs him*.
Riri: Is THIS why you wanted her up here?
No, I just wanted to do my blog on her this week. Consider this a bonus...
Ichika: *Gasp* Does Topaz-kun want to talk about his Onee-chan over the internet? How amazing!
HURK!
Riri: I think you're hugging him too hard now...
Ichika: My mistake! *loosens arms* I just got so excited that my otouto will finally accept my feelings.
I wouldn't go quite that far, but I will talk about you a lot! Speaking of which, let's get started...
Head
Hair: Ichika has beautiful long black hair. Mostly black, at least, as the color has a bit of grey tint to it in the light. Still, it's a wonderful color. Her hair extends past her waist while the sides go past her shoulders. Usually it's down as well, though she has a ponytail in the pool episode. About the only flaw her hair has, other than not QUITE being black, is that her bangs are M-shaped. What I mean is that her bangs are parted on the sides to leave some in front of her face. It nearly hangs to her nose as well! I don't mind too much, but she'd look great with a hime cut.
Grade: A
Eyes: Ichika's eyes are pretty nice as well. The top of her eye is sloped very subtly inward, giving her my favorite tsurime eyes. She also has high corners, with her pupils appearing rectangular or box-like. As for the color, it's red sure but Ichika is the type that I don't mind. Plus, looking closely, it's like her eyes transition from red at the bottom to nearly black at the top. Her eyes look really fitting! As for downsides, as a near emotionless girl she doesn't change her eye shape or express herself much through it. I blame the short run time of the series for that as a possible reason, though. She also has pretty obvious eyelashes as well.
Grade: B-
Face: As I said in the last topic, Oneechan ga Kita isn't a great show for facial expressions. As such Ichika's face is fairly plain but she does have soft-looking and rosy cheeks. She also has a small nose, which is always a plus. And again, she doesn't show much facial emotion but I don't have a problem with that. However, Ichika's most distinct physical feature is her mouth. When closed it's caret-shaped (like this: ^) while open it resembles the delta symbol more (like this: Δ). Okay, so I could have said it was triangular, but I wanted to seem smarter. xD
Grade: B-
Ichika: It looks like Topaz-kun likes my mouth!
That I do, it's mainly a lack of effort the animators put in that causes your low scores in those areas.
Riri: Also the lack of glasses as well *puts on glasses and flaunts them by waving her hair.*
Ichika: Oh my! Topaz-kun has naughty fetishes! But luckily I planned for this! *opens large suitcase and puts on a pair of red thick-framed glasses.* Now he'll be attracted to ME too!
I love it, but I wonder if another person's blog inspired this...
Body
Build: Ichika is at least tall-ish, being taller than her brother. The age difference is there but I really like shorter guys and tall girls. Otherwise she's fair. The problem is that she does seem to wear a lot of baggy things (outside the pool episode) so it's hard to tell. She seems a bit plump, judging by the fact you see her belly in the beginning when she's changing, and that's nice. Her legs are also really nice, especially because she wears pantyhose a lot (though others might not agree with my leg picks). Finally she gets a sort of buttshot in the ED when she's laying on her stomach. It's not great but she seems to have a nice butt. Overall she probably could do better here if she showed more off.
Grade: B-
Breasts: I'd say that Ichika is about average here too. She does have a fair chest and a good amount of cleavage is shown in the pool episode. Not bad but she does have the same problem as the previous area; not showing enough. I don't mean topless, but her clothing does tend to hide her figure. As an aside, she does smack the chest of one of her friends for having a bigger bust.
Grade: B-
Clothes: Despite badmouthing Ichika's choices in clothing previously, I do like some of her outfits. Her main outfit is her school uniform which consists of a yellow sweatshirt over a white shirt, a green skirt, a red necktie, and pantyhose. The necktie and pantyhose are both great choices and I can deal with the green skirt I suppose. I'd much prefer a blazer-type uniform than one with a sweatshirt though, I think it matches the tie better. Though it seems that there's also a blue blazer as we occasionally see her wearing one, excellent though we don't see much of it. Also the tie goes really well with her eyes. Another common outfit consists of a red shirt with a blue apron-like dress. She wears other casual outfits, but none of them stand out like that one. She also wears a red/pink-ish bikini in the pool episode and a yukata as well. In the ED she wears a bunny-like pink coat, a Santa dress, and a nurse's outfit. Overall a nice choice, but I hope you understand what I mean by her outfits not showing off too much.
Grade: B+
Ichika: Gasp! Topaz-kun wants to see more of his Oneechan's adult body!
Riri: Don't go stripping now, we're recording!
*Ichika starts pulling her shirt off anyway.*
WAIT, Don't!
Ichika: If you say so. *puts shirt back down.*
Riri: At least only her belly was showing.
And what a nice belly it was- I mean...
*Ichika gets stars in her eyes.*
Ichika: Maybe I should wear a naked apron next then!
That's more of an imouto thing, but I'd still appreciate it!
Riri: So would our reader, but that's for another time.
Mind
Personality: There's not much known about Ichika sadly. The show isn't long enough and is mainly a comedy so we don't get much background. The biggest thing, that she's devoted to her little brother (by marriage) Tomo, is more something for libido. Judging by the OVA her previous name was "Ichika Noyama". I would say that Ichika is at least entertaining to watch. She also has two friends, of which Tomo was surprised to hear. As a few final small items she can't swim and she doesn't handle heat well. Oh, and she can seem to speak English too!
Speaking of, er, speaking, Ichika's VA is Juri Nagatsuma who is probably best known for Satone in the second season of Chuunibyou or Kanna from Tamako Market. Either way, she's not quite a famous VA yet. She does do a good job with Ichika though, being able to portray her words quite well. It's a bit goofy but that's Ichika's personality.
Grade: B
Libido: Ichika's attraction to her younger brother (by marriage) is quite high. She's gone to the point of entering his room through the window, making stuffed dolls of him, taking secret pictures, and all sorts of stalker-ish things. She even researched him before meeting. She also protects him from other girls, even if Tomo doesn't necessarily wish it. She even turns down a date from a foreign otaku because he's not her younger brother. I really appreciate their relationship even if Tomo can't and crushes on a girl his own age.
The reason this isn't higher is that it's more of a "guardian" relationship. Outside of pinning down Tomo when he gave her chocolate on Valentine's Day she doesn't show much aggression towards him. I don't think she even gives him a kiss, though at least they hold hands. She seems content just watching over him. We also saw in the past that she's been really wanting a younger sibling for quite some time.
Grade: A-
Age: Ichika is seventeen years old. Not quite A-quality by itself but you'll have to take Tomo-kun's age into consideration. He's thirteen and is a cute shota (really, he's super moe-looking). Hopefully he remains looking the same a year from their meeting as not only will Ichika be EIGHTEEN, able to get a higher score here, but he'll also be fourteen and thus probably still a shota character. It might be my shotacom ways but if that were to happen it would be really great <3. Oh, and we also see her at eight in the OVA but that's not a terrible thing.
Grade: A-
Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B
And that's the blog for this week!
Riri: That's... not too high of a score, but it's the highest in a few weeks!
Ichika: My otouto really loves me, I can tell! *Hugs Topaz tightly and pins him down*
Hurk!
Riri: *sighs* Well, it seems that Topaz is busy being choked by a girl that imprinted him as a younger brother. I'll let him enjoy this for a bit, but for now I'll close out this blog. See you next week!
Welcome back everyone! Especially those of you who didn't read the trap blog last week.
Ririchiyo: So what DID happen last week? I'm a little fuzzy still.
Just an April Fool's joke, is all. *Pats her head cutely, flustering Riri.*
Riri: That's what you keep on saying, but I already knew you were going to do your trap blog. So what's the big secret?
Uhhhh....
*Topaz races towards the window and attempts to open it to jump through. He strains slightly before noticing that Riri has bolted it shut.*
Riri: THERE! Now you'll be unable to escape like you always do when I ask to many questions!
Errrrggggh.... Well you see...
*Suddenly a hand appears on the other side of the window, making a loud WHACK noise.*
AIIIEEE! *Leaps into Riri's arms.*
Riri: I know that was shocking but that's no reason to jump like a scared DOG! *drops him*
*The person outside speaks.*
???: Tooommoooo-kuuunnnnn....
Hey, I recognize that voice. Quick, let me open the window and let her in!
Riri: ...Fine. (Why can't she use the front door like all the rest? Though I guess this is better than destroying the kitchen again.)
*Riri walks over and unbolts the window. After both her and Topaz pull up the dark-haired girl.*
???: Thank you so much for that Tomo- er, Topaz-kun. You're the best otouto ever *hugs him*.
Riri: Is THIS why you wanted her up here?
No, I just wanted to do my blog on her this week. Consider this a bonus...
Ichika: *Gasp* Does Topaz-kun want to talk about his Onee-chan over the internet? How amazing!
HURK!
Riri: I think you're hugging him too hard now...
Ichika: My mistake! *loosens arms* I just got so excited that my otouto will finally accept my feelings.
I wouldn't go quite that far, but I will talk about you a lot! Speaking of which, let's get started...
Head
Hair: Ichika has beautiful long black hair. Mostly black, at least, as the color has a bit of grey tint to it in the light. Still, it's a wonderful color. Her hair extends past her waist while the sides go past her shoulders. Usually it's down as well, though she has a ponytail in the pool episode. About the only flaw her hair has, other than not QUITE being black, is that her bangs are M-shaped. What I mean is that her bangs are parted on the sides to leave some in front of her face. It nearly hangs to her nose as well! I don't mind too much, but she'd look great with a hime cut.
Grade: A
Eyes: Ichika's eyes are pretty nice as well. The top of her eye is sloped very subtly inward, giving her my favorite tsurime eyes. She also has high corners, with her pupils appearing rectangular or box-like. As for the color, it's red sure but Ichika is the type that I don't mind. Plus, looking closely, it's like her eyes transition from red at the bottom to nearly black at the top. Her eyes look really fitting! As for downsides, as a near emotionless girl she doesn't change her eye shape or express herself much through it. I blame the short run time of the series for that as a possible reason, though. She also has pretty obvious eyelashes as well.
Grade: B-
Face: As I said in the last topic, Oneechan ga Kita isn't a great show for facial expressions. As such Ichika's face is fairly plain but she does have soft-looking and rosy cheeks. She also has a small nose, which is always a plus. And again, she doesn't show much facial emotion but I don't have a problem with that. However, Ichika's most distinct physical feature is her mouth. When closed it's caret-shaped (like this: ^) while open it resembles the delta symbol more (like this: Δ). Okay, so I could have said it was triangular, but I wanted to seem smarter. xD
Grade: B-
Ichika: It looks like Topaz-kun likes my mouth!
That I do, it's mainly a lack of effort the animators put in that causes your low scores in those areas.
Riri: Also the lack of glasses as well *puts on glasses and flaunts them by waving her hair.*
Ichika: Oh my! Topaz-kun has naughty fetishes! But luckily I planned for this! *opens large suitcase and puts on a pair of red thick-framed glasses.* Now he'll be attracted to ME too!
I love it, but I wonder if another person's blog inspired this...
Body
Build: Ichika is at least tall-ish, being taller than her brother. The age difference is there but I really like shorter guys and tall girls. Otherwise she's fair. The problem is that she does seem to wear a lot of baggy things (outside the pool episode) so it's hard to tell. She seems a bit plump, judging by the fact you see her belly in the beginning when she's changing, and that's nice. Her legs are also really nice, especially because she wears pantyhose a lot (though others might not agree with my leg picks). Finally she gets a sort of buttshot in the ED when she's laying on her stomach. It's not great but she seems to have a nice butt. Overall she probably could do better here if she showed more off.
Grade: B-
Breasts: I'd say that Ichika is about average here too. She does have a fair chest and a good amount of cleavage is shown in the pool episode. Not bad but she does have the same problem as the previous area; not showing enough. I don't mean topless, but her clothing does tend to hide her figure. As an aside, she does smack the chest of one of her friends for having a bigger bust.
Grade: B-
Clothes: Despite badmouthing Ichika's choices in clothing previously, I do like some of her outfits. Her main outfit is her school uniform which consists of a yellow sweatshirt over a white shirt, a green skirt, a red necktie, and pantyhose. The necktie and pantyhose are both great choices and I can deal with the green skirt I suppose. I'd much prefer a blazer-type uniform than one with a sweatshirt though, I think it matches the tie better. Though it seems that there's also a blue blazer as we occasionally see her wearing one, excellent though we don't see much of it. Also the tie goes really well with her eyes. Another common outfit consists of a red shirt with a blue apron-like dress. She wears other casual outfits, but none of them stand out like that one. She also wears a red/pink-ish bikini in the pool episode and a yukata as well. In the ED she wears a bunny-like pink coat, a Santa dress, and a nurse's outfit. Overall a nice choice, but I hope you understand what I mean by her outfits not showing off too much.
Grade: B+
Ichika: Gasp! Topaz-kun wants to see more of his Oneechan's adult body!
Riri: Don't go stripping now, we're recording!
*Ichika starts pulling her shirt off anyway.*
WAIT, Don't!
Ichika: If you say so. *puts shirt back down.*
Riri: At least only her belly was showing.
And what a nice belly it was- I mean...
*Ichika gets stars in her eyes.*
Ichika: Maybe I should wear a naked apron next then!
That's more of an imouto thing, but I'd still appreciate it!
Riri: So would our reader, but that's for another time.
Mind
Personality: There's not much known about Ichika sadly. The show isn't long enough and is mainly a comedy so we don't get much background. The biggest thing, that she's devoted to her little brother (by marriage) Tomo, is more something for libido. Judging by the OVA her previous name was "Ichika Noyama". I would say that Ichika is at least entertaining to watch. She also has two friends, of which Tomo was surprised to hear. As a few final small items she can't swim and she doesn't handle heat well. Oh, and she can seem to speak English too!
Speaking of, er, speaking, Ichika's VA is Juri Nagatsuma who is probably best known for Satone in the second season of Chuunibyou or Kanna from Tamako Market. Either way, she's not quite a famous VA yet. She does do a good job with Ichika though, being able to portray her words quite well. It's a bit goofy but that's Ichika's personality.
Grade: B
Libido: Ichika's attraction to her younger brother (by marriage) is quite high. She's gone to the point of entering his room through the window, making stuffed dolls of him, taking secret pictures, and all sorts of stalker-ish things. She even researched him before meeting. She also protects him from other girls, even if Tomo doesn't necessarily wish it. She even turns down a date from a foreign otaku because he's not her younger brother. I really appreciate their relationship even if Tomo can't and crushes on a girl his own age.
The reason this isn't higher is that it's more of a "guardian" relationship. Outside of pinning down Tomo when he gave her chocolate on Valentine's Day she doesn't show much aggression towards him. I don't think she even gives him a kiss, though at least they hold hands. She seems content just watching over him. We also saw in the past that she's been really wanting a younger sibling for quite some time.
Grade: A-
Age: Ichika is seventeen years old. Not quite A-quality by itself but you'll have to take Tomo-kun's age into consideration. He's thirteen and is a cute shota (really, he's super moe-looking). Hopefully he remains looking the same a year from their meeting as not only will Ichika be EIGHTEEN, able to get a higher score here, but he'll also be fourteen and thus probably still a shota character. It might be my shotacom ways but if that were to happen it would be really great <3. Oh, and we also see her at eight in the OVA but that's not a terrible thing.
Grade: A-
Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B
And that's the blog for this week!
Riri: That's... not too high of a score, but it's the highest in a few weeks!
Ichika: My otouto really loves me, I can tell! *Hugs Topaz tightly and pins him down*
Hurk!
Riri: *sighs* Well, it seems that Topaz is busy being choked by a girl that imprinted him as a younger brother. I'll let him enjoy this for a bit, but for now I'll close out this blog. See you next week!
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