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This is the Two-hundred-and-sixtieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

==Meanwhile, back on Earth==

Rana: Mooommmiiieeee!

*Rana runs up and hugs Cattleya. Emi walks up to the building as well.*

Cattleya: Oh my sweet Rana! How I've missed you! *squeezes her son.* And who is this young woman back there?

Rana: That's Emi. She helped Topaz and brought me back from the underworld!

Emi: I-It was nothing. Any self-respecting hero would have done the same thing!

Cattleya: Still, I feel I should thank you in some way...

Emi: Wait, aren't you the renowned blacksmith Cattleya?

Cattleya: That I am, I didn't know my name was famous even across universes.

Emi: A smith of your renown is a very rare thing. But more to the point, while exploring the Demon Lord's castle I happened upon an odd stone.

Cattleya: O-Oh? This is Adamantite! With this I can refashion your sword into Excalibur!

Emi: WHAT! That doesn't even make sense, but with that I'll be one of the strongest female heroes!

Previously...

===Meanwhile===

*Topaz walks further on the roof of Maou's castle. In the middle of the roof there's a black haired girl in a swivel chair. As he approaches, Topaz begins talking.*

So YOU'RE the mastermind behind this near year-long battle with me? Convincing Chinatsu to become a magical girl anime villain, getting Iria to assault me with busty girls and fake breasts, even taking control of Maou and using her abilities to try and eliminate me. You even had Nyarlko mind controlled!

Techie: Yes, I am the mastermind behind all of that... But have you figured out who I am?

Well, it didn't help that Lala said your name last week. But enough delay, it's time to reveal yourself...

*Topaz spins the chair around, revealing a young-looking girl with a bow.*

MAHORO- Wait, who are you?

Maho: Ahahaha! Even with my name you chose incorrectly! Perhaps a LINK will help you out!

Huh, that does help. I think I recognize you, but I can't think of any reason for you to dislike me. I don't even remember you that much either.

Maho: That's JUST like you for not remembering! It's obvious, you're married to my sister and YET you drool and blog about all the other girls!

That's nothing like me, I take great pride in-

*Maho flips a switch and a monitor appears, showing Topaz drooling over Inia's loli butt.*

...Okay, so there are times I do things I'm not proud of, but those occasions are rare!

*Maho flips more switches and shows many other scenes of Topaz's perversion from his blogs. Things like Kouchuu's blog, Ririchiyo's meganekko form, or the many times he's drooled at a girl's breasts or glasses.*

Er....

Maho: EXACTLY! You're a lech and a parasite on society! You don't DESERVE to be married to my older sister!

You do know I'm not actually married, right?

Maho: Oh, so you're just being ROMANTIC with her then? That's even worse! At least marry the poor girl!

I think you've got me confused with someone else...

Maho: Nonsense! *pushes another button and a large laser emerges from the roof aiming at Topaz.* Now say your prayers!

???: Wait!

*Topaz and Maho both look at the doorway. Standing there is an adult meganekko in a nice teacher's outfit.*

Maho: Mizuho-neesan! What are you doing here?! *powers down laser.*

Mizuho: I was told by the space police that someone was making trouble. Somehow I knew it was you so I hitched a ride with one of them. I think I lost her on the way up here, though...



Maho: Anyway, I can't believe that you'll still stand by this PERVERT!

Mizuho: That's just the imprinting taking a hold of you, Maho. Topaz is NOT Kei! Topaz is NOT the person I'm married to!

Hey, why aren't you effected by the imprinting, Mizuho?

Mizuho: My guess is that since my bond with Kei is so strong your powers don't allow you to imprint yourself as him.

Well, I guess I'm glad that my powers have anti-NTR guards in the case of marriage. Though it's not often that I'll talk about married girls.

Mizuho: Talk about?

Maho: Yeah, this pervert has a weekly blog where he says dirty things about girls! Aren't you absolutely APPALLED at his behavior!

Mizuho: It sounds sweet, actually.

I'll gladly speak about you this week. In fact, I'll talk about you rather than Maho. I know a lot more about you as she's just supporting and I'm sure you'd get more points anyway.

Mizuho: That sounds lovely!

Maho: *sigh* And this was what I was trying to prevent, too!



Head
Hair: Mizuho's hair is hot pink, though in some pictures it seems to be more red. Maybe that's just me and my simplistic color descriptions, though. Anyway, unlike Lala last week I'm not fond of Mizuho's pink hair. Not only is it a light red-type color but it's also bright. One advantage that she does have is that her hair is long. Even up it reaches her shoulders. However, that's another main problem; she keeps it UP. She keeps it pulled back in two drill-like curls. If she wanted curls, they should be on the sides and she should be a dommy ojou or something! Luckily her hair does frame her face nicely. Also, on the occasions where she has her hair down it's straight and goes about to her butt, though wouldn't cover it. Finally, her bangs are mostly on her left side due to an odd part in her hair.
Grade: C+

Eyes: Mizuho's eyes are a nice purple color. Unlike her hair purple is one of my favorite eye colors. Her eyes are also full and nicely shaped, though it's unfortunate she doesn't have a tsurime style. She has some eyelashes but they're not noticeable in the anime proper and I imagine that was the style back then. There was also a time when she wore sunglasses.
Speaking of glasses, Mizuho does wear a pair. Unfortunately though it's only mainly at school, where she's a teacher. Apparently it's like a reverse-idol mentality going on here. That said, and in all seriousness...

...

I dislike Mizuho's glasses.

*Lightning and thunder strike.*

Maho: GASP!

Mizuho: GASP!

=scene change=

Nakuru: GASP!

Kogane: What happened, fellow meganekko blog enthusiast?

Nakuru: N-nothing yet, but it felt like I heard all of Topaz's readers release a simultaneous gasp...

Kogane: All two of them?

Nakuru: ...yes.

==Back to Topaz==

Let me explain as I'm sure you all have questions. You see, I'm not a fan of the pince-nez style of glasses. It's basically the frame only without eye pieces and always makes me think of the olden days. They always seem like they'll easily fall of to me, and the frame also doesn't outline the eye like I like. So don't think of me disliking a girl wearing glasses, it's more that the glasses STYLE is the problem.
Grade: A-

Mizuho: So if I wore these glasses instead it would be better *puts on black full-framed glasses that fit over her eyes.*

EXACTLY! And I like how you picked out black to go with your hair.

Face: Onegai Teacher was made early on in the 00's so it's not as smooth as today's animation is. I'd still consider her pretty though. She does have a sizable nose, but considering it's the only thing keeping her glasses up I shouldn't complain. She also has a sort of mature beauty, using lipstick to her advantage rather than using too much make up or trying to be young looking. Just a quick line on her small lips is enough.
Grade: B

Body
Build: Mizuho is shapely but also not too outlandishly curvy. Though she does have a nice figure, with a curvy waist and nice hips. Unfortunately her butt is a bit small, but I guess that was a thing in those days and it's not like it's a bad butt either. Her legs and feet aren't really anything special, however. The only measurement we have is that Mizuho is 170 cm tall, putting her about a head taller than her 155 cm tall lover/student. At least in my eyes. I'll also say here that technically Mizuho is half human and half alien.
Grade: B+

Breasts: Mizuho's breasts are nicely shaped, much like her body. They fit her figure well and are about as wide as her hips, as they should be. Her cleavage is shown commonly and there's even a part in one of the OVAs where she loses her bikini top (sadly we don't get to see anything). Her breasts are also bouncy, and at least in-universe she's treated as very busty and attractive.
Grade: A-

Clothes: Mizuho has a lot of different costumes, but the first one I'll talk about is her teacher's outfit. Because I like teachers a lot and she spends most of her time in that outfit. Anyway it consists of a red vest with buttons, off-white long-sleeved shirt, a black ascot, and tight black skirt. Sadly her legs are boring, being bare of thighhighs and pantyhose (both of which would have looked great on her). At home she seems to wear nice casual outfits. One thing I've noticed is that she likes sleeveless outfits, with an orange, a green, and a blue-ish sleeveless outfit. Another outfit she wears at one point is a black "spy" outfit that looks like a tight trenchcoat-like outfit that she uses to watch other people on a date. There's also the fact that her spacesuit is of the skintight variety and is like a black body suit (though with a cleavage window and no sleeves). In the beach episode she wears a yellow bikini with a tight white shirt over it, and in the Twins OVA she wears a more peach-looking one. Her pajamas are cute, with ribbons down her chest and frilly straps. Finally, she wears a really nice bridal dress.
Grade: A-

Mind
Personality: Mizuho, as said before, is an alien that came to Earth to observe it. There she poses as a teacher after falling in love with Kei, the male lead. Don't worry as despite being in high school he's still technically 18. This is explained further in the anime, but since I'm talking about Mizuho I'll leave it at that. However, due to a misunderstanding, or more correctly to PREVENT such a misunderstanding, they are forced to get married. However, eventually she loses her job as an observer and is forced to stay on Earth (not that she minds, of course).
Mizuho doesn't know a lot of Earth's social culture and trips on it every so often. She does like Japanese desserts though, especially Pochy which is a Pocky proxy. Anyway, at first she doesn't understand love and is jealous of Kei, even sneaking off to spy on him. Eventually, while living together, she does start to understand and trust him. At school she's a well-mannered school teacher who is soft spoken and kind, while she's a bit more outgoing with Kei. She'd make a great teacher, both due to her personality and she's fine to look at! Her catch phrase is "This is priority one!".
Mizuho's Japanese voice actress is Kikuko Inoue while her English voice is Bridget Hoffman. I love Kikuko Inoue and find her to be one of the most perfect older female voices (at least non-student, if you understand). She fits Mizuho PERFECTLY in my opinion. While Bridget Hoffman isn't a bad VA, she can't compare and in general her performance isn't as great (though I can't say for sure as I only watched the original).
Grade: B+

Libido: Mizuho falls in love with Kei, a younger man, and even gets married to him. She's a very loving girl, but she's not familiar with sex enough to go "further" that quickly. Her mother DOES help by tying her husband up, but I imagine that's a bit farther than Mizuho is comfortable with. They do have intercourse in the OVA, but nothing is really seen (this isn't a hentai, after all).
Also, I said it back in Ichika's blog, but having a girl with glasses WIN is always a treat for me!
Grade: B+

Age: Mizuho is a nice 23 years old. That seems a bit young to be a teacher but it's not outlandish either. In addition, despite being in high school Kei is 18 so their relationship is allowed but frowned upon. Because of both of these factors, I nominate Mizuho as the first girl to get a perfect score on age <3.
Grade: A+

Total Grades: 83
Average score: 9.2
Final Grade: B+

*Topaz stretches* Well, that was a nice blog. Though it's surprising that I didn't blog about the girl I was going to fight.

Maho: That's fine, as long as Mizuho-neesan is happy I don't mind not being blogged on. She's a much better girl for it anyway.

Mizuho: Oh, Maho. Thanks for thinking of me. And look! Now you're not imprinted on Topaz anymore either!

Maho: Y-you're right! I completely understand what you were saying earlier as well! Come on, let's leave.

This day just keeps on giving me surprises! I was expecting to fight a pervert-hating maid machine but instead I got to blog about a peaceful meganekko teacher from space and ignore Techie completely!

Mizuho: Now, if you'll help, I want to sneak my sister away so she's not caught. She's not a bad girl and she doesn't deserve to be thrown in prison. She might even be banished away from me!

I wouldn't want that to happen! Even if she did try to kill me, but still!

Maho: Don't worry, that danger is past. I'm with my Oneesan after all...

Hmmm, but how to distract girls I've already blogged on...

Mizuho: Well, you could talk about that red-haired twintailed girl that brought me here.

That sounds like a good-wait, was she flaming?

Mizuho: I do believe that she had fire powers, but why- where are you going?

*Mizuho asks as Topaz hurries down the steps.*

I've got to hurry, Nyarlko's chastity may be at risk!

*Topaz leaves*

Maho: Any idea what that's about?

Mizuho: I'm not sure, but he must have plans.

Maho: Right, and I imagine his readers will see next week...