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Chapter 4: People who reside in basements are not really people anymore

White Base held its position in orbit over the planet, ready to provide support to Moemy and Starry who were down on there, in undercover drag.

"Well, I think this mission should be easy enough for the newbie to clear. And he's got Starry with him! Piece of cake!" ejaculated Macha.

"They haven't made contact with us" replied Homo.

"Pfft, that's okay, they're newbs, they probably don't know how to contact us"

"We've lost their signal"

"They probably don't know that either"

"They've been captured"

".....well fuck"

"This wouldn't have happened if I was captain..."

"Would you shutup already? That's never going to happen! How do you know they've been captured?"

"Because their signal on the Moe-Meter has relocated to a large cluster of moe identities"

"And that's where the imoutos are being kept? Why didn't you tell them that before they left? That would've been helpful"

"Yeah, it was messing up before. It was just picking up everyone in the area, not just the moemans"

"That seems like a more useful invention"

Homo turned around in his swivel chair and looked at his captain with disgust.
"A Moe-Meter that doesn't pick up moe peoples? What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Macha honestly didn't know how to respond to this. He decided to ignore Homo yet again, and gave the order to prepare to sortie to provide backup.

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Moemyina groggily opened his eyes after his induced slumber. He woke up to an incredibly horriffic sight. Next to him was Starry, snoring without regret. A familiar enough sight. Unfortunately, all around him was quite distasteful. I would describe it, but myself and you, the readers, would get put on a FBI watchlist. Let's just say there were toys, leather, chains and lolis.
The lolis were destroyed. Not literally, but emotionally and mentally. Their eyes had no light in them and they just blankly stared off into the darkness. Their bodies were tensed, as if expecting the next horrible session of torture to begin. It was horrible.

Amongst them however was an adult woman.

"Hey" Moemyina called out, slowly and painfully, "Who are you?"

The woman turned around.
"My name is Diana"

"Why are you here? You look too old to be here"

"Ha. That's the exact same reaction Hoppy had when I was bought to him"

"Hoppy?"

"He's the so called 'Lord' around here. He's the one who has masterminded the kidnappings of all these imoutos and lolis. He keeps them here and....does horrible things to them"

Moemyina opened his mouth to ask what things exactly, but made the correct judgement in closing it and keeping silent on the matter.

"I was thrown here after they mistakenly captured me as a loli. I take care of the lolis after Hoppy and his lackeys have had their ways with them. But nothing I do can really help. Not really".

Diana lowers her head and stares helplessly into the ground. None of the lolis in the room have taken any notice of their conversation, or reacted when they were referred to. They were dead inside. However, one thing sent a jump throughout the room. The door was thrown open, and every single loli in the room flinched in fear. A small leather clad gimp walked into the room, pointed at the nearest loli, she then proceeding to shriek and cry in that annoying way they do, as she was dragged out of the room.

"This is just what happens all the time"

"That's horrible! It's sick!"

"Well duh"

It wasn't long before the door opened again, and a loli mexican wave spread around the room. This time it was Metty.

"Ha. Here's your dinner" he sneered, as he threw a small sack into the room.

Diana, Moemyina and Starry were the only ones to react to this, and Moemyina was the first one to the sack.

"Oh, it's hopeless. I've been here for ages, and I've never had any chance of escape!"

"No, Diana! You must keep hope! We'll get out of here! Our crewmates will come and save us any moment now!"

"How? How will they? We don't even know where we are. How could they possibly find us, and get us out of here?"

Moemyina, who had been staring inside the sack ever since he peered inside, chirped up.

"Maybe.....we can break out ourselves"

"How?"

"With this!"

Moemyina showed them the inside of the sack. Inside the sack, was a lone Turnip.

"How could we possibly escape with a single Turnip?"

"Diana my dear, you clearly don't know the many lethal uses of a Turnip" Moemyina declared, with a smirk of mischief.

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On board the White Base, all active members were getting ready to sortie in their Gundams.
Macha was giving everyone their orders.

"Okay, you motherfuckers, listen up. We've got two lost women down there, probably dead, that we need to recover"

"No one said they were dead yet, Captain" argued Homo.

"They probably are, I mean come on"

"This happens to Starry all the time. Infact, I'm surprised that you even keeping sending her on these missions, considering how often she gets captured"

"Not as surprised as I am when she keeps coming back alive. Okay, I warrant full use of force against enemy combatants, whom seem to be one 'Lord Hoppy' and his underlings. Our targets are in some basement at their HQ, follow the in-built Moe-Meter on each of your Gundams. LET'S GO!"

Each Gundam jettisoned gracefully from the hangar, and began their descent onto the planet. They landed with a crash in the city and a magnified voice boomed from Macha's Gundam.

"A MESSAGE FOR ALL YOUR LOLICON MOTHERFUCKERS. COME OUT AND DON'T STRUGGLE, OR WE'LL BURN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU TO THE GROUND!"

"Sir, it don't seem dat we be the gud guise when you say that"

"I don't give a shit, my point still stands. We're gonna fuck shit up"

But Lord Hoppy didn't plan on going peacefully. From the edges of the city, mechas were converging in on the Gundams.

"And here comes the shit to be fucked up! LET'S GO!"

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Moemyina didn't have to wait long to put his plan in motion. The perverts didn't spend much time with a single loli. They almost immediately needed to come back for another. That's when Moemyina pounced. He dispatched the pedophile in the most horrific manner with the turnip.

"Come on, let's go!"

"Oh my god, what did you just do?"

"When you're around Turnips as much as I am, you learn a few things"

"No, that wasn't a few things, that was just plain fucked up"

"I'm sorry Diana, do you want to stay in your piss-soaked dead-eyed loli sex dungeon?"

"I don't know anymore"

"Come on, it's this way to Hoppy. We're taking him down"

How did he know? Well, luckily Hoppy had put up flamboyant signs around the place, pointing visitors toward his room. It was probably for the lolis, Moemyina assumed. They finally stumbled into a large, cavernous room. At the other end were large doors leading to Hoppy's room but in front of them, guarding his boss, was Metty.

"Woah, the battle seems to be going wrong for us out there. I guess we have your captain to thank for that."

"Really? Way to go Macha!"

"....quite. I assume you're here to see Hoppy?"

"Yes"

"I can't let you do that, I'm afraid"

"Not as afraid as you're gonna be of this Turnip"

"Hmph"

The floor under Metty gave way and he fell straight down. The trio were struck with confusion, until an annoying sneer grew closer and closer. Bursting from the new hole in the floor was a mecha, piloted by Metty.

"I will crush you right here!"

Moemyina stood fast with his Turnip. Diana implored him to stop.

"You can't seriously think of taking on that thing with a Turnip?!"

"Diana, you seriously keep underestimating the Turnip. That will be your downfall one day"

Moemyina and Metty charged at each other. But as soon as they had taken a single step, a bolt from a laser rifle came from Hoppy's room, shattered the large doors and pierced through Metty's mecha, resulting in it's explosion.

"What the?"

Moemyina looked up and through the doorway where he saw a bewildered Hoppy standing next to the window, staring out at a particular mecha.

A fabulously decorated mecha.

Space Pirate Alex's mecha.

Moemyina seethed with rage. SHE was here.

"Well well faget. We can't have you stealing all our lolis now can you? Looks like everyone one here is getting their butts wrek'd!"

---To be continued---