Nov 22, 2012 3:55 PM
Example #208: Loli from Space
Anime Relations:
G-On Riders
This is the Two-hundred-and-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Welcome back everyone to today's blog. Today's blog is special as it's the FOURTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Not only that, but we've finally met with the one that's been manipulating others to make me stop my blog. From Dokuro to Quattro or Hinagiku to Tae, she's been behind all the battles we've had up until this point. That's right... *points up to ominous mecha floating above the building*
: Mwahaha! You really think that doing a blog on me will make me leave you alone? You've got another thing coming! HAHAHA!
*Riro's machine blasts lasers at Topaz's feet. He dodges all of them, though there were a few near misses.*
: Don't you see it's futile! You'll never best me like that!
*Riro once again shoots Topaz with explosive missiles, only this time he gets hit and takes 175 damage.*
: Hahaha... It looks like this blog WILL be your grave. If only you had girls that could stand a better chance against this super-powerful machine!
T-There is one...
: Hah! You rarely even WATCH mecha anime so I doubt that you have any girls from one! Say your prayers...
*Just as Riro is about to press the button her entire ship starts to rock back and forth. Soon it becomes apparent that a drill is going through her hull, and passes through the ship to where Topaz is trapped under. The mecha-drill soon arrives alongside Topaz, nearly blowing him away with its landing.
: Seems that Matsu was right to send me over. I'm guessing you're still at least in one piece so I'm not late. Hop aboard, I'll drive and avoid her lasers while you complete this blog!
*Yoko drops a hatch that allows Topaz to climb into the mecha she borrowed. He soon sits on her lap*
: Heh, I suppose you wanted this seat. Too bad I suppose.
It's still like a dream though!
: I figure, not many people get to ride around in mechAS! HEY!
*Yoko is interrupted mid-sentence by Topaz starting to grab and fondle her waist and butt. Because of this, his body glows once more and he gains another level. His level up bonuses are 15 defense and 5 HP.*
There, now I'm fresh to start the blog.
: You could have just asked if I could level you up. Try that again and I'll eject you...
Head
Hair: Riro's hair is a bit odd. It's blond, which usually means I don't like the color. In fact, there's no reason for me to like her hair color so there's nothing strange there. Her style is more the odd part. First off, the normal portions: She has a very nice hime cut in front. Or at least blunt bangs. She also has twintails which aren't that strange until you realize that her hair is nearly her height (though considering her height that's only partially surprising). The oddest part of her hair is that her twintails tend to flow out of two decorations on the sides of her head. It makes her hair look like a fountain, in a way.
Grade: B-
Eyes: Riro eyes aren't as moe as today's shows are. You can tell that she's from a show pre-2005 or so as her eyes don't look as soft as they usually do. That said, I still like her blue eyes. Not too much, but they're still nice.
Riro isn't a meganekko when we first see her, and to be fair it makes sense considering where the story goes. I won't say too much, but when Riro finally gets her glasses back (because all the girls in G-On Riders wear glasses) she looks cute in them. They're a bit oversized with large lenses, but that just makes her look cuter.
Grade: B-
Face: Once again I'll complain slightly about the age when this series was made. Nothing wrong with it, but it's not exactly my tastes either. She DOES have small features though, so that's a plus. She also has a young-looking face, but again that makes sense considering her size. Her glasses do really fill out her face well, though.
Grade: B-
*As Topaz finishes, the mecha rocks from the impact of a blast*
: HAHAHA! You may be better guarded, but your single machine is no match for this special Mega-NO-based ability! With it, I'll be able to control the thoughts of anime girls to make them specifically less moe for you!
*Riro flips a switch, causing waves of energy to flow out of an antenna on her ship.*
: YAAAARRRGGGGHHH *Yoko puts her hand against her head in pain*
YOKO! Are you alright!
: I-It's nothing! It's just that I was thinking of not wearing a tie or glasses in my teacher's outfit.
THAT FIENDISH DEVICE! Quick, destroy it!
: Harumph. I'll do it, but not because you told me to!
Nooo! Now it's turning you into a tsundere!
: Ahahaha! Now all girls will score poorly on your blogs!
*As Riro is gloating a screen pops up in the mecha's screens. Two meganekkos appear to communicate to Topaz.*
: *bzzzt* -opaz. T-*bzzz*-paz. Topaz! Come in Topaz!
Nakuru! Kogane!
: Fufufu, you're right! I'm lucky that I could get this video chat going!
: A nice girl in glasses gave it to us!
: Anyway, I heard that there was a girl with you that was thinking of removing her glasses!
Wait, we weren't even on the phone and you're hundreds of miles away...
: Never underestimate my ability to sense when people are about to make a terrible mistake. And you there, red-haired girl! You'd totally look better in glasses though those sunglasses certainly give you an epic feel. Keep them on!
: S-sure?
: And don't forget about all the ones that you'll let down if you don't look "teacher-y". Especially all your students!
*Yoko imagines all of her students looking up to her in a flashback, and how happy she was*
: You're right! This is all the fault of that stupid tower!
Glad to have you back, Yoko.
: Glad to be back to normal, Topaz.
: Just one more thing, and it's why I brought Kogane here as well.
What's that?
: I'm wondering that myself too. Nakuru just called me out here without telling me why.
: THIS is why! *Yanks up Kogane's top, revealing her nude chest*
: EEEYYYAAAA!!!
*Kogane cups her large "milk bags" in surprise. However, the damage is done and Topaz nosebleeds from the perfect meganekko chest.*
: Gross! Now the cabin of this suit has blood in it. I don't see-
*Topaz's body starts to glow*
: There we go now! Use that energy to reach the antenna. The sakes of so many meganekkos rest on it!
: *tearing up* I can't believe you'd just lift my top off. *pulls shirt back down* Though I'll admit that hearing Topaz get a nosebleed might make for an "interesting night" for me. Kukuku *licks lips*.
: Anyway *bzzzt* -cutting out- *bzzzzt* -see you soon.
*The communication turns off*
: So you know what to do, don't you.
I do, and let's CHARGE! *Topaz grabs the controls from Yoko and, enhanced by his glowing aura, starts to head toward the antenna.*
: Nonsense! Like I'll ever let you reach it!
*Riro starts to blast Topaz with missiles and lasers, but he avoids it all to continue with his blog...*
Body
Build: Riro's body is NOTHING like I'd enjoy. First off, it's very loli. While I can find some lolis attractive, Riro's body is almost toddler-like. She's short and not really all that curvy either. Not that it really matters though, most of her body is under a bulky shirt/dress. Her feet are barely detailed and you can hardly tell where her toes are. Her legs are bad as well, so her whole body is unappealing to me.
Grade: D
Breasts: Understandably, Riro is flat. To be fair she'd look silly if she wasn't, but still.
Grade: D
Clothes: For most of Riro's appearances she wears an oversized glowing white shirt. It hides her figure, but is somewhat cute in its simplicity. The other outfit is a waitress outfit. It's somewhat like a naked apron in a way, but I think she wore panties, perhaps. However, what's really unusual is that her chest was on display. Unfortunately only her and the lead girl wore this kind of outfit, as I would have enjoyed the busty nurse to have shown her chest.
Grade: C+
*While Topaz is energized by the power of his girls, he easily makes his way to the antenna and announces his attack!*
GIIIGGGGGAAA DRRRIIILLLL!!!!
*Soon the mecha's arms fuse into a drill, and he makes his way through the antenna, splitting it in two as he goes even further into the ship.*
==Meanwhile==
Mind
Personality: Riro is the big bad of G-On Riders, and is the final opponent. She's the reason aliens are attacking it as she's very bitter. To clarify, she visited Earth many eons back in prehistoric times. There, she met a young boy and started to play around (as children, you perverts). She was in a hurry to leave and accidentally left her glasses behind. These glasses bestowed great intellect and beauty to whoever wore them. Since she no longer had them, Riro slowly became bitter and unable to make friends. Her glasses however went on to make a glasses-centric civilization. However, her glasses are returned to her eventually, ending her reign of terror with her becoming friends with the heroes. In the end, she's a good villain but not one of my favorites. Also, her voice actress is Rie Kugimiya.
Grade: B-
Libido: None really shown. She does have younger sister-like emotions towards the main girl, but nothing in a "lust" way.
Grade: C
Age: Riro MAY look like a toddler, but as I said before she's many years old. She first appeared on earth in prehistoric times and started civilization. She's an alien though and may be "immortal" by our standards. However, like I said she still looks like a toddler so I can't give her many points.
Grade: D+
Total Grades: 47
Average score: 5.2
Final Grade: C
*Eventually, through Topaz's surprising power, he manages to get deep into the machine to the main deck where Riro is. However, she was waiting on them...*
: Ahahaha. Just as I was predicting!
*She then shoots the mecha with a giant beam, causing it, along with Yoko, to dissipate. Topaz falls safely to the ground, though his glow finally resolves, giving him a level and 60 HP.*
You'll never get away with this!
: You may have destroyed the weapon I was planning on defeating you with. However, this machinery makes you unable to summon. Not only that, but you have nothing to defend yourself with. This deep in this ship you won't be having random girls coming to rescue you either. Face it Topaz, I've got you defeated!
You'll never succeed in breaking me, Riro!
: We'll see about that *snaps fingers*.
*Riro commands several of her Fancy Beasts, large cute-looking machines, to attack Topaz. They knock him around dealing about 100 damage total and sending his battered body flying. However, a small tree charm is dropped from Topaz's neck and sent across the floor.*
No! I received that from a friend!
: Ahahaha! You've got no NEED for friends. Much like I had no friends!
*A hippo-like machine soon steps on the tree charm, smashing it completely.*
Oh, you shouldn't have done that...
: Why not? You care too much about your "pwecious fwiend" and-
*The ground underneath the hippo machine starts to rumble. Soon the hippo is slowly broken apart as a tree grows underneath it, slowly snapping and enveloping the machine.*
: W-What kind of magic is this!
*Soon, from the tree that was created comes a "teenage" elf.*
Welcome back everyone to today's blog. Today's blog is special as it's the FOURTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Not only that, but we've finally met with the one that's been manipulating others to make me stop my blog. From Dokuro to Quattro or Hinagiku to Tae, she's been behind all the battles we've had up until this point. That's right... *points up to ominous mecha floating above the building*
: Mwahaha! You really think that doing a blog on me will make me leave you alone? You've got another thing coming! HAHAHA!
*Riro's machine blasts lasers at Topaz's feet. He dodges all of them, though there were a few near misses.*
: Don't you see it's futile! You'll never best me like that!
*Riro once again shoots Topaz with explosive missiles, only this time he gets hit and takes 175 damage.*
: Hahaha... It looks like this blog WILL be your grave. If only you had girls that could stand a better chance against this super-powerful machine!
T-There is one...
: Hah! You rarely even WATCH mecha anime so I doubt that you have any girls from one! Say your prayers...
*Just as Riro is about to press the button her entire ship starts to rock back and forth. Soon it becomes apparent that a drill is going through her hull, and passes through the ship to where Topaz is trapped under. The mecha-drill soon arrives alongside Topaz, nearly blowing him away with its landing.
: Seems that Matsu was right to send me over. I'm guessing you're still at least in one piece so I'm not late. Hop aboard, I'll drive and avoid her lasers while you complete this blog!
*Yoko drops a hatch that allows Topaz to climb into the mecha she borrowed. He soon sits on her lap*
: Heh, I suppose you wanted this seat. Too bad I suppose.
It's still like a dream though!
: I figure, not many people get to ride around in mechAS! HEY!
*Yoko is interrupted mid-sentence by Topaz starting to grab and fondle her waist and butt. Because of this, his body glows once more and he gains another level. His level up bonuses are 15 defense and 5 HP.*
There, now I'm fresh to start the blog.
: You could have just asked if I could level you up. Try that again and I'll eject you...
Head
Hair: Riro's hair is a bit odd. It's blond, which usually means I don't like the color. In fact, there's no reason for me to like her hair color so there's nothing strange there. Her style is more the odd part. First off, the normal portions: She has a very nice hime cut in front. Or at least blunt bangs. She also has twintails which aren't that strange until you realize that her hair is nearly her height (though considering her height that's only partially surprising). The oddest part of her hair is that her twintails tend to flow out of two decorations on the sides of her head. It makes her hair look like a fountain, in a way.
Grade: B-
Eyes: Riro eyes aren't as moe as today's shows are. You can tell that she's from a show pre-2005 or so as her eyes don't look as soft as they usually do. That said, I still like her blue eyes. Not too much, but they're still nice.
Riro isn't a meganekko when we first see her, and to be fair it makes sense considering where the story goes. I won't say too much, but when Riro finally gets her glasses back (because all the girls in G-On Riders wear glasses) she looks cute in them. They're a bit oversized with large lenses, but that just makes her look cuter.
Grade: B-
Face: Once again I'll complain slightly about the age when this series was made. Nothing wrong with it, but it's not exactly my tastes either. She DOES have small features though, so that's a plus. She also has a young-looking face, but again that makes sense considering her size. Her glasses do really fill out her face well, though.
Grade: B-
*As Topaz finishes, the mecha rocks from the impact of a blast*
: HAHAHA! You may be better guarded, but your single machine is no match for this special Mega-NO-based ability! With it, I'll be able to control the thoughts of anime girls to make them specifically less moe for you!
*Riro flips a switch, causing waves of energy to flow out of an antenna on her ship.*
: YAAAARRRGGGGHHH *Yoko puts her hand against her head in pain*
YOKO! Are you alright!
: I-It's nothing! It's just that I was thinking of not wearing a tie or glasses in my teacher's outfit.
THAT FIENDISH DEVICE! Quick, destroy it!
: Harumph. I'll do it, but not because you told me to!
Nooo! Now it's turning you into a tsundere!
: Ahahaha! Now all girls will score poorly on your blogs!
*As Riro is gloating a screen pops up in the mecha's screens. Two meganekkos appear to communicate to Topaz.*
: *bzzzt* -opaz. T-*bzzz*-paz. Topaz! Come in Topaz!
Nakuru! Kogane!
: Fufufu, you're right! I'm lucky that I could get this video chat going!
: A nice girl in glasses gave it to us!
: Anyway, I heard that there was a girl with you that was thinking of removing her glasses!
Wait, we weren't even on the phone and you're hundreds of miles away...
: Never underestimate my ability to sense when people are about to make a terrible mistake. And you there, red-haired girl! You'd totally look better in glasses though those sunglasses certainly give you an epic feel. Keep them on!
: S-sure?
: And don't forget about all the ones that you'll let down if you don't look "teacher-y". Especially all your students!
*Yoko imagines all of her students looking up to her in a flashback, and how happy she was*
: You're right! This is all the fault of that stupid tower!
Glad to have you back, Yoko.
: Glad to be back to normal, Topaz.
: Just one more thing, and it's why I brought Kogane here as well.
What's that?
: I'm wondering that myself too. Nakuru just called me out here without telling me why.
: THIS is why! *Yanks up Kogane's top, revealing her nude chest*
: EEEYYYAAAA!!!
*Kogane cups her large "milk bags" in surprise. However, the damage is done and Topaz nosebleeds from the perfect meganekko chest.*
: Gross! Now the cabin of this suit has blood in it. I don't see-
*Topaz's body starts to glow*
: There we go now! Use that energy to reach the antenna. The sakes of so many meganekkos rest on it!
: *tearing up* I can't believe you'd just lift my top off. *pulls shirt back down* Though I'll admit that hearing Topaz get a nosebleed might make for an "interesting night" for me. Kukuku *licks lips*.
: Anyway *bzzzt* -cutting out- *bzzzzt* -see you soon.
*The communication turns off*
: So you know what to do, don't you.
I do, and let's CHARGE! *Topaz grabs the controls from Yoko and, enhanced by his glowing aura, starts to head toward the antenna.*
: Nonsense! Like I'll ever let you reach it!
*Riro starts to blast Topaz with missiles and lasers, but he avoids it all to continue with his blog...*
Body
Build: Riro's body is NOTHING like I'd enjoy. First off, it's very loli. While I can find some lolis attractive, Riro's body is almost toddler-like. She's short and not really all that curvy either. Not that it really matters though, most of her body is under a bulky shirt/dress. Her feet are barely detailed and you can hardly tell where her toes are. Her legs are bad as well, so her whole body is unappealing to me.
Grade: D
Breasts: Understandably, Riro is flat. To be fair she'd look silly if she wasn't, but still.
Grade: D
Clothes: For most of Riro's appearances she wears an oversized glowing white shirt. It hides her figure, but is somewhat cute in its simplicity. The other outfit is a waitress outfit. It's somewhat like a naked apron in a way, but I think she wore panties, perhaps. However, what's really unusual is that her chest was on display. Unfortunately only her and the lead girl wore this kind of outfit, as I would have enjoyed the busty nurse to have shown her chest.
Grade: C+
*While Topaz is energized by the power of his girls, he easily makes his way to the antenna and announces his attack!*
GIIIGGGGGAAA DRRRIIILLLL!!!!
*Soon the mecha's arms fuse into a drill, and he makes his way through the antenna, splitting it in two as he goes even further into the ship.*
==Meanwhile==
Mind
Personality: Riro is the big bad of G-On Riders, and is the final opponent. She's the reason aliens are attacking it as she's very bitter. To clarify, she visited Earth many eons back in prehistoric times. There, she met a young boy and started to play around (as children, you perverts). She was in a hurry to leave and accidentally left her glasses behind. These glasses bestowed great intellect and beauty to whoever wore them. Since she no longer had them, Riro slowly became bitter and unable to make friends. Her glasses however went on to make a glasses-centric civilization. However, her glasses are returned to her eventually, ending her reign of terror with her becoming friends with the heroes. In the end, she's a good villain but not one of my favorites. Also, her voice actress is Rie Kugimiya.
Grade: B-
Libido: None really shown. She does have younger sister-like emotions towards the main girl, but nothing in a "lust" way.
Grade: C
Age: Riro MAY look like a toddler, but as I said before she's many years old. She first appeared on earth in prehistoric times and started civilization. She's an alien though and may be "immortal" by our standards. However, like I said she still looks like a toddler so I can't give her many points.
Grade: D+
Total Grades: 47
Average score: 5.2
Final Grade: C
*Eventually, through Topaz's surprising power, he manages to get deep into the machine to the main deck where Riro is. However, she was waiting on them...*
: Ahahaha. Just as I was predicting!
*She then shoots the mecha with a giant beam, causing it, along with Yoko, to dissipate. Topaz falls safely to the ground, though his glow finally resolves, giving him a level and 60 HP.*
You'll never get away with this!
: You may have destroyed the weapon I was planning on defeating you with. However, this machinery makes you unable to summon. Not only that, but you have nothing to defend yourself with. This deep in this ship you won't be having random girls coming to rescue you either. Face it Topaz, I've got you defeated!
You'll never succeed in breaking me, Riro!
: We'll see about that *snaps fingers*.
*Riro commands several of her Fancy Beasts, large cute-looking machines, to attack Topaz. They knock him around dealing about 100 damage total and sending his battered body flying. However, a small tree charm is dropped from Topaz's neck and sent across the floor.*
No! I received that from a friend!
: Ahahaha! You've got no NEED for friends. Much like I had no friends!
*A hippo-like machine soon steps on the tree charm, smashing it completely.*
Oh, you shouldn't have done that...
: Why not? You care too much about your "pwecious fwiend" and-
*The ground underneath the hippo machine starts to rumble. Soon the hippo is slowly broken apart as a tree grows underneath it, slowly snapping and enveloping the machine.*
: W-What kind of magic is this!
*Soon, from the tree that was created comes a "teenage" elf.*
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ZettaiRyouiki | Nov 22, 2012 11:22 PM
I wanna see the show on the top-rightmost corner xD.
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