Aug 30, 2012 1:44 PM
Example #196: Night of Knights
This is the Hundred-and-ninety-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Hello everyone, and welcome back to my anime girl blog! For those just tuning in, I'm currently going through Quattro's strangely unguarded fortress for what I HOPE is a final showdown...
*Suddenly Topaz is attacked by numerous robots*
Oh yeah? Well take this! *attempts to summon*
*fizzle*
Oh... Antimagic. I should have figured that may have been activated...
*The robots capture Topaz and drag him to Quattro*
: Well well well, look at who we have here. It's Topaz for the second time.
*Quattro squeezes Topaz's face*
: Perhaps we should let you stew in an ice prison for what seems to be a few months...
*Quattro then jerks her hand off of his face.*
Well, I see that you're out for revenge. But Quattro, while I get why you like to get evil plots like this that's not a good enough reason to join the four Queens. Let alone be their de-facto leader!
: *smirk* I see that the cute boy has finally grown a brain or two. Or at least one that can think of more than why that girl is better than the other...
Hey, I can think very well!
: Fufufufu. Remember who the captive here is, you pathetic blogger!
*Quattro slaps Topaz, though it deals no damage. He however looks determined up at his captor*
At least answer my question, or are you afraid of giving me that knowledge?
: Wow, give this guy an extra brain and he's so smart all of a sudden. I'll answer your question though, just to shut you up. Hopefully I'll explain it good enough that your puny minds can fathom.
Try me.
: Alright then. Have you even wondered why so many girls obey your command?
Isn't it because I summon them? I thought that was in the rules...*flips through D&D rule book*
: Fufufufu. Well, that is part of it. But why do you think that non-summoned girls that "just happen" to be around would give their "lives" to protect you?
Uhhh...
: It's that realization that makes that. Fufufufu. Well Topaz, that's because you IMPRINT!
I-I see!
: You have no idea what that means, do you...
Not one bit.
: You see, Imprinting is a powerful ability. To Imprint would mean that girls see you as the protagonist or male love interest that they have. That's why, occasionally, girls call you the wrong name. It's not that they don't see you as Topaz, they see you as whichever male had the biggest impact on their life.
That explains so much. And what about...
: Yes, that would explain why you're able to do indecent things in your comments...
And what about...
: Your little friend Zettai? I don't know, you're the only important one that I needed to destroy.
Actually, I was going to ask if I had any of the powers those leads have.
: Hmmm, that would be an interesting idea to try out. Sadly, I'm going to have to destroy you here...
*Topaz has a faint, almost unnoticeable blue glow appear from under his clothing.*
But why will you have to destroy me?
: *sigh* Exposition gives me such a headache. But since you won't be surviving this blog I don't see why I shouldn't tell you. There exists a prophecy in this world.
You mean the world where all the universes meet?
: Indeed. The prophecy states that a man with the power to Imprint as well as his "waifu" will protect this world from the "Angel of Judgment".
B-But isn't that a BAD reason to kill me off then?
: When will you figure it out? I'm evil, critical thinking isn't my strong point. Besides, I'm sure I'll be able to talk to this "Angel" and eventually wipe out all opponents by teaming up WITH them!
T-that plan is flawed!
: Nonsense. Besides, your opinion won't matter for much longer.
*Quattro starts to charge up an energy shot in her hand, but just as she's about to blast Topaz an alarm goes off!*
: What the? An INTRUDER! But but...
I guess you shouldn't have gloated for so long. I was able to "summon" a girl on the outside of your ship as it's not as effected by your antimagic field!
: But once they get into the field they should have dissipated! There's no way your magic is stronger than mine!
*Topaz picks up the source book he was reading prior* Ah yes, but according to the D&D rules of summoning it states that if I'm able to summon a "creature" (or girl, in this case) that if their Spell Resistance is high enough, they can survive in antimagic zones.
: B-but that means...
*A loud motorcycle is heard coming towards the room that Topaz and Quattro are in. Quattro scowls at Topaz's superior plot, but that's when she notices the glow to him. She lifts the blogger's shirt, and soon the answer comes to her.*
: No.... I-it can't be...
That's right Quattro. Last week you may have made a contract that nearly killed me. This week, a contract shall be the end of you...
*The motorcycle stops, and a young blond woman kicks her way into the room.*
Hello everyone, and welcome back to my anime girl blog! For those just tuning in, I'm currently going through Quattro's strangely unguarded fortress for what I HOPE is a final showdown...
*Suddenly Topaz is attacked by numerous robots*
Oh yeah? Well take this! *attempts to summon*
*fizzle*
Oh... Antimagic. I should have figured that may have been activated...
*The robots capture Topaz and drag him to Quattro*
: Well well well, look at who we have here. It's Topaz for the second time.
*Quattro squeezes Topaz's face*
: Perhaps we should let you stew in an ice prison for what seems to be a few months...
*Quattro then jerks her hand off of his face.*
Well, I see that you're out for revenge. But Quattro, while I get why you like to get evil plots like this that's not a good enough reason to join the four Queens. Let alone be their de-facto leader!
: *smirk* I see that the cute boy has finally grown a brain or two. Or at least one that can think of more than why that girl is better than the other...
Hey, I can think very well!
: Fufufufu. Remember who the captive here is, you pathetic blogger!
*Quattro slaps Topaz, though it deals no damage. He however looks determined up at his captor*
At least answer my question, or are you afraid of giving me that knowledge?
: Wow, give this guy an extra brain and he's so smart all of a sudden. I'll answer your question though, just to shut you up. Hopefully I'll explain it good enough that your puny minds can fathom.
Try me.
: Alright then. Have you even wondered why so many girls obey your command?
Isn't it because I summon them? I thought that was in the rules...*flips through D&D rule book*
: Fufufufu. Well, that is part of it. But why do you think that non-summoned girls that "just happen" to be around would give their "lives" to protect you?
Uhhh...
: It's that realization that makes that. Fufufufu. Well Topaz, that's because you IMPRINT!
I-I see!
: You have no idea what that means, do you...
Not one bit.
: You see, Imprinting is a powerful ability. To Imprint would mean that girls see you as the protagonist or male love interest that they have. That's why, occasionally, girls call you the wrong name. It's not that they don't see you as Topaz, they see you as whichever male had the biggest impact on their life.
That explains so much. And what about...
: Yes, that would explain why you're able to do indecent things in your comments...
And what about...
: Your little friend Zettai? I don't know, you're the only important one that I needed to destroy.
Actually, I was going to ask if I had any of the powers those leads have.
: Hmmm, that would be an interesting idea to try out. Sadly, I'm going to have to destroy you here...
*Topaz has a faint, almost unnoticeable blue glow appear from under his clothing.*
But why will you have to destroy me?
: *sigh* Exposition gives me such a headache. But since you won't be surviving this blog I don't see why I shouldn't tell you. There exists a prophecy in this world.
You mean the world where all the universes meet?
: Indeed. The prophecy states that a man with the power to Imprint as well as his "waifu" will protect this world from the "Angel of Judgment".
B-But isn't that a BAD reason to kill me off then?
: When will you figure it out? I'm evil, critical thinking isn't my strong point. Besides, I'm sure I'll be able to talk to this "Angel" and eventually wipe out all opponents by teaming up WITH them!
T-that plan is flawed!
: Nonsense. Besides, your opinion won't matter for much longer.
*Quattro starts to charge up an energy shot in her hand, but just as she's about to blast Topaz an alarm goes off!*
: What the? An INTRUDER! But but...
I guess you shouldn't have gloated for so long. I was able to "summon" a girl on the outside of your ship as it's not as effected by your antimagic field!
: But once they get into the field they should have dissipated! There's no way your magic is stronger than mine!
*Topaz picks up the source book he was reading prior* Ah yes, but according to the D&D rules of summoning it states that if I'm able to summon a "creature" (or girl, in this case) that if their Spell Resistance is high enough, they can survive in antimagic zones.
: B-but that means...
*A loud motorcycle is heard coming towards the room that Topaz and Quattro are in. Quattro scowls at Topaz's superior plot, but that's when she notices the glow to him. She lifts the blogger's shirt, and soon the answer comes to her.*
: No.... I-it can't be...
That's right Quattro. Last week you may have made a contract that nearly killed me. This week, a contract shall be the end of you...
*The motorcycle stops, and a young blond woman kicks her way into the room.*
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