May 24, 2012 12:13 PM
Example #182: A Familiar face...
Anime Relations:
Zero no Tsukaima, Zero no Tsukaima: Futatsuki no Kishi, Zero no Tsukaima: Princesses no Rondo, Zero no Tsukaima: Princesses no Rondo - Yuuwaku no Sunahama, Zero no Tsukaima: Princesses no Rondo Picture Drama, Zero no Tsukaima F
This is the Hundred-and-eighty-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.
Quick, if every one summons their energy, I can summon someone to help defeat this foe!
: ...Nothing shall be summoned.
We won't know if we try, now everyone concentrate their powers on me!
: Fine then... EARTH!
: FIRE!
: WIND!
: WATER!
: MIRAKURUN!
: HEY! That last one isn't an element! And what are you doing here!
: It's my blog after all so I was hiding until the right time! I just wanted to join in as everyone was yelling something.
: It sounds like you messed up, my little Topaz ~♥. Prepare to meet your Maker ~♥!
Nonsense, the-the Magic! It's working! Something's being summoned!
*A loud explosion occurs, and out of the smoke comes a small figure*
: Hey, *cough cough*. What's the big idea bringing me to such a dangerous battlefield!
: ...Hello Louise...
: Tabitha! And you seem injured! What's happened!
Well Louise, you see that girl over there? *points to Dokuro* It seems that she's after me. I summoned you with their powers to help you battle.
: B-b-b-but I'm not good at battling! All my spells either explode or-or!
: Eheheh ~♥. So this is your "big summon" now, a cute failure of a mage ~♥. I bet that her insides are as squishy as most mages ~♥.
Don't worry Louise, I'll protect you until you can cast a spell!
: S-saito? No! I-I mean Topaz, thank you!
: Hahahaha ~♥! She's so flustered that she can't even remember her lover ~♥! What a ZERO ~♥!
: I AM NOT-
LOUISE IS NOT A ZERO! Sure she's flat and doesn't do magic well-
: THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT!
But she's special in her own ways!
: Fine then, humor me and do a blog on that pink haired loli ~♥! I want to see you give her a good score if she's not a "zero" ~♥!
That doesn't seem too hard...
: Oh, but I'll be punching your lights out as you do that ~♥. I bet your blood is even juicier while you're doing a blog ~♥!
: Topaz, be careful!
Don't worry, I know that a few girls on their way are good at tactics and following orders...
: Sounds kinky!
Wha? N-no, not that way! But for now let's get to the blog!
And I'm nearly out of breath just saying her name.
: That's because you don't exercise enough, slug ~♥.
I was joking!
Head
Hair: Louise, as you can tell, is a pink haired girl. Not only that, but it's wavy. Both are styles I'm not fond of, so she definitely won't be getting good score here. I do like how it's long though, and the fact that she keeps it free does earn her slight points. As for the rest, she tries out other styles such as a ponytail, twintails (which in many people's opinion would fit her personality), and twin braids (my personal favorite) in the final season's ED.
Grade: C
Eyes: Much like the previous area, pink seems to be the color of the day. However, outside of the color I do like Louise's eyes. They're wide and full of emotion, and very cute. I'm not a fan of the tops as it looks like she has wide eyebrows but that's just the art style and it adds a bit of feminity to her face. Also, when she cries it looks really adorable and-ACCKK!
*while Topaz is talking about Louise, Dokuro snuck up and bashes him in the side with Excalibolg. Topaz takes 98 damage from the attack and the resulting short flight and impact with the ground!*
: TOPAZ! There's all this blood!
I-I'm alright, though I won't be able to take another impact like that! I think that the blood is mostly cosmetic though.
: I knew that attacking during your weak point of "Eyes" would inflict extra damage ~♥! Now, prepare for the next attack, for it shall be your last ~♥!
Or I could just end this part here and thus take less damage.
Grade: B-
: Curses, I didn't think of that! You must think that you're so brilliant, O master of blogs ~♥.
Face: Louise's face is cute but her mood swings commonly. She could go to sweet to mad and back to sweet again fairly easily. However, she has a great blush and is very soft-looking. She's a bit young-looking but I find that endearing and she isn't young enough to look odd.
Grade: B
*Dokuro makes another swing at Topaz, but her club is stopped by a spear.
: What? YOU?
: Indeed, now I reckon you'd better git or I'll be forced to fight ya. And I ain't one for fightin' club wielders that often.
: Don't make me laugh!
*Dokuro strikes Nephenee directly, causing her to bleed from her mouth!
: HEHEHEHE! It seems that I did over three quarters of your pathetic hit points in a single attack ~♥. Now, to finish off Topaz's pathetic summon ~♥!
*Dokuro raises her club once again to attack Nephenee*
: Oh no! Nephenee!
Don't worry Louise, it'll be fine.
: Oh like you know!
*Nephenee smirks as Dokuro enters her range. However, Dokuro wasn't expecting Nephenee to plan for this and counter her charge with a powerful Wrath-powered critical hit. Dokuro is sent flying backwards towards Ojou and Rover*
: B-blood ~♥? And it's my own ~♥? That spearwielder actually DAMAGED me? Bravo then.
Ojou: A-are you alright?
: Just peachy ~♥. WHAT DO YOU THINK! Heal me like Magi order you to, my living bandage ~♥!
*Ojou uses Curaga to patch up Dokuro's heavy wounds*
:Now to get revenge on that idiotic Soldier~♥! *charges back into the action!
Rover: Not even a thank you huh? *cough*
Ojou: Rover, you know you're in no condition to be speaking! Now, just rest as I hope that Yin-Yang doesn't use any more damaging spells that include us...
*meanwhile*
Body
Build: Unfortunately for Louise, her body is small and loli. This means that, for me, she doesn't get a good score. However, I will say that for a loli she does have a great body. Her measurements (as accurate as they might be) are 76-53-75 and she's 153 cm tall (about 5'). Her best asset is her wonderful legs which are complimented by her thighhighs. I'm not into feet to know what people look for in them, but Louise's look as soft as the rest of her body and she's the type who would use them.
Grade: B-
Breasts:
: I FORBID you from saying "Zero" here!
How about another number then?
: Eh?
That number is 76, as said before. Either way, Louise is a very flat girl (which, given her VA is understandable). She's also often picked on for it, and it doesn't do her any favors in my blog either.
: Grrr! Pervert!
*Explosion*
Grade: D
Clothes: Now HERE is where Louise's body is really shown off. She most often wears the school uniform, which consists of a dark cloak and skirt with a white blouse-like shirt. She also has thigh-highs, as I mentioned before. It looks wonderful on her, and she even has a clasp with strings that hang down betweenin front of her chest. She's also worn a nun outfit, a shell-swimsuit, a waitress outfit, a very revealing cat outfit, and even a dancing girl's outfit (even if she didn't exactly fill it out). That's not counting the various cute outfits she wears while not being a student or otherwise. Official art even puts her in a buruma, so go her!
Grade: A
: Finally, TAKE THIS!
*Dokuro attempts to attack Topaz once more. However, this time her club is met with a sword.*
: Leave your hands off of Topaz. I am your opponent this time!
: That is fine ~♥. I'll be sure to make your organs into decorations for your plain house ~♥!
*Dokuro and Lyn engage each other in martial combat. Their weapons bounce off of each other with neither backing down.*
Louise, isn't there something that you should be doing?
: Oh? OH! *begins chanting an incantation*
Mind
Personality: The first thing that anyone notices about Louise is that she's a tsundere. Not just that, but she's a flat-chested tsundere voiced by Rie Kugimiya whose reputation for great loli tsunderes is infamous. I've already done Nagi Sanzenin, Taiga Aisaka, and Shana, so Louise is the final of the "foursome" of her most famous ones. However, Louise is my least favorite of the four. While this may be because the other three have very positive things (Nagi and her show is Rich in comedy, Taiga is Toradorable, and Shana is Hot) Louise really doesn't have anything that appeals to me. Not only that, but Louise is the WORST when it comes to tsun. I'm not talking about just verbal abuse or a slap here or there. No, Louise uses WHIPS and RIDING CROPS to beat Saito (though to be fair, this is only in the anime but I'm most familiar with the anime). And to be fair, I can see the appeal in Louise. Her dere moments would probably be worth it as she does become extremely docile and adorable. However, it's not worth it if I can have someone with the same devotion with much less pain. Not only that, but she becomes submissive when it counts most to some people.
I will be fair though, and only punish that a bit. After all, she happens to have a short trigger and Saito tends to be stupid enough to press it. Or other characters, but Saito is usually the one who takes the brunt of the damage. Other character traits of Louise is that she was having problems with magic. However, this was more because she was trying for elemental spells when she's a Void mage (a powerful "fifth element" besides the main four). This lets her use portal magic *ahem*. Because of her difficulty she was nicknamed "Zero" (though if that or her chest was the reason is up for debate). If Louise is a friend (and you don't anger her) she isn't terrible. She's normally friendly and looks up to her talented friends like Tabitha. All in all Louise isn't TERRIBLE but her jealousy, aggression, and short temper stand out for me.
Grade: B-
Libido: Louise is very perverted, even if she tries to hide it. Some of that might be Saito's influence, but I don't think that Louise can blame it all on him. She even (awkwardly) roleplays with him as "Lemon-chan" which usually ends up with someone entering and causing her to blow up Saito with a spell. No, not that way, in a explosion. Wait, that could also be taken sexually... hmmm...
Grade: A
Age: Louise is 16, though she looks a bit younger. Or maybe she looks her age and the other girls are far more "mature" for their age.
Grade: B
Total Grades: 66
Average score: 7.3
Final Grade: B-
*ka-thunk*
*Lyn exhaustively sticks her sword's blade into the ground.*
: Fufufu, it seems like Topaz Fire Emblem girls are no match for my assault ~♥!
*Just then, Louise opens a portal to another painful world*
: Topaz! I'll try to hold this as well as I can. If you can protect me and throw Dokuro in we'll be free from her!
: I'm not stupid enough to fall for such a dumb plan, Zero ~♥! And it looks like your girls aren't going to save you now. Especially if I swarm you!
*Dokuro waves her club around and necromatic energy escapes. Suddenly, zombies erupt from the ground*
: Heh, I didn't steal a necromancer's abilities for NOTHING! Now, my undead horde, ATTACK!
*The zombies slowly head toward Topaz and Louise. However, a loud mechanical grinding noise is heard...
: Another Staff of Destruction?!?
: Kyahhh!
*Soon it is revealed that Saya has a minigun and is firing at the undead horde*
: M-My zombies! They're getting destroyed as soon as they're created! How dare you destroy my abominations of death and flesh ~♥!
: Don't worry you guys. I'm an expert zombie killer!
Didn't you only kill one or so?
: ... More than anyone else here!
Touche...
: Heh, Attacking multiple enemies at once. What a super idea!
: Indeed, and it's ranged so we could attack across the MAP!
: Fine, so you've gotten away with negating one of my attacks! But I'll show you Topaz. Next week I will show you my true power ~♥! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Last time on "Emperortopaz's Perfect Character Blog":
Quick, if every one summons their energy, I can summon someone to help defeat this foe!
: ...Nothing shall be summoned.
We won't know if we try, now everyone concentrate their powers on me!
: Fine then... EARTH!
: FIRE!
: WIND!
: WATER!
: MIRAKURUN!
: HEY! That last one isn't an element! And what are you doing here!
: It's my blog after all so I was hiding until the right time! I just wanted to join in as everyone was yelling something.
: It sounds like you messed up, my little Topaz ~♥. Prepare to meet your Maker ~♥!
Nonsense, the-the Magic! It's working! Something's being summoned!
*A loud explosion occurs, and out of the smoke comes a small figure*
: Hey, *cough cough*. What's the big idea bringing me to such a dangerous battlefield!
: ...Hello Louise...
: Tabitha! And you seem injured! What's happened!
Well Louise, you see that girl over there? *points to Dokuro* It seems that she's after me. I summoned you with their powers to help you battle.
: B-b-b-but I'm not good at battling! All my spells either explode or-or!
: Eheheh ~♥. So this is your "big summon" now, a cute failure of a mage ~♥. I bet that her insides are as squishy as most mages ~♥.
Don't worry Louise, I'll protect you until you can cast a spell!
: S-saito? No! I-I mean Topaz, thank you!
: Hahahaha ~♥! She's so flustered that she can't even remember her lover ~♥! What a ZERO ~♥!
: I AM NOT-
LOUISE IS NOT A ZERO! Sure she's flat and doesn't do magic well-
: THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT!
But she's special in her own ways!
: Fine then, humor me and do a blog on that pink haired loli ~♥! I want to see you give her a good score if she's not a "zero" ~♥!
That doesn't seem too hard...
: Oh, but I'll be punching your lights out as you do that ~♥. I bet your blood is even juicier while you're doing a blog ~♥!
: Topaz, be careful!
Don't worry, I know that a few girls on their way are good at tactics and following orders...
: Sounds kinky!
Wha? N-no, not that way! But for now let's get to the blog!
Today's girl is:
And I'm nearly out of breath just saying her name.
: That's because you don't exercise enough, slug ~♥.
I was joking!
Head
Hair: Louise, as you can tell, is a pink haired girl. Not only that, but it's wavy. Both are styles I'm not fond of, so she definitely won't be getting good score here. I do like how it's long though, and the fact that she keeps it free does earn her slight points. As for the rest, she tries out other styles such as a ponytail, twintails (which in many people's opinion would fit her personality), and twin braids (my personal favorite) in the final season's ED.
Grade: C
Eyes: Much like the previous area, pink seems to be the color of the day. However, outside of the color I do like Louise's eyes. They're wide and full of emotion, and very cute. I'm not a fan of the tops as it looks like she has wide eyebrows but that's just the art style and it adds a bit of feminity to her face. Also, when she cries it looks really adorable and-ACCKK!
*while Topaz is talking about Louise, Dokuro snuck up and bashes him in the side with Excalibolg. Topaz takes 98 damage from the attack and the resulting short flight and impact with the ground!*
: TOPAZ! There's all this blood!
I-I'm alright, though I won't be able to take another impact like that! I think that the blood is mostly cosmetic though.
: I knew that attacking during your weak point of "Eyes" would inflict extra damage ~♥! Now, prepare for the next attack, for it shall be your last ~♥!
Or I could just end this part here and thus take less damage.
Grade: B-
: Curses, I didn't think of that! You must think that you're so brilliant, O master of blogs ~♥.
Face: Louise's face is cute but her mood swings commonly. She could go to sweet to mad and back to sweet again fairly easily. However, she has a great blush and is very soft-looking. She's a bit young-looking but I find that endearing and she isn't young enough to look odd.
Grade: B
*Dokuro makes another swing at Topaz, but her club is stopped by a spear.
: What? YOU?
: Indeed, now I reckon you'd better git or I'll be forced to fight ya. And I ain't one for fightin' club wielders that often.
: Don't make me laugh!
*Dokuro strikes Nephenee directly, causing her to bleed from her mouth!
: HEHEHEHE! It seems that I did over three quarters of your pathetic hit points in a single attack ~♥. Now, to finish off Topaz's pathetic summon ~♥!
*Dokuro raises her club once again to attack Nephenee*
: Oh no! Nephenee!
Don't worry Louise, it'll be fine.
: Oh like you know!
*Nephenee smirks as Dokuro enters her range. However, Dokuro wasn't expecting Nephenee to plan for this and counter her charge with a powerful Wrath-powered critical hit. Dokuro is sent flying backwards towards Ojou and Rover*
: B-blood ~♥? And it's my own ~♥? That spearwielder actually DAMAGED me? Bravo then.
Ojou: A-are you alright?
: Just peachy ~♥. WHAT DO YOU THINK! Heal me like Magi order you to, my living bandage ~♥!
*Ojou uses Curaga to patch up Dokuro's heavy wounds*
:Now to get revenge on that idiotic Soldier~♥! *charges back into the action!
Rover: Not even a thank you huh? *cough*
Ojou: Rover, you know you're in no condition to be speaking! Now, just rest as I hope that Yin-Yang doesn't use any more damaging spells that include us...
*meanwhile*
Body
Build: Unfortunately for Louise, her body is small and loli. This means that, for me, she doesn't get a good score. However, I will say that for a loli she does have a great body. Her measurements (as accurate as they might be) are 76-53-75 and she's 153 cm tall (about 5'). Her best asset is her wonderful legs which are complimented by her thighhighs. I'm not into feet to know what people look for in them, but Louise's look as soft as the rest of her body and she's the type who would use them.
Grade: B-
Breasts:
: I FORBID you from saying "Zero" here!
How about another number then?
: Eh?
That number is 76, as said before. Either way, Louise is a very flat girl (which, given her VA is understandable). She's also often picked on for it, and it doesn't do her any favors in my blog either.
: Grrr! Pervert!
*Explosion*
Grade: D
Clothes: Now HERE is where Louise's body is really shown off. She most often wears the school uniform, which consists of a dark cloak and skirt with a white blouse-like shirt. She also has thigh-highs, as I mentioned before. It looks wonderful on her, and she even has a clasp with strings that hang down betweenin front of her chest. She's also worn a nun outfit, a shell-swimsuit, a waitress outfit, a very revealing cat outfit, and even a dancing girl's outfit (even if she didn't exactly fill it out). That's not counting the various cute outfits she wears while not being a student or otherwise. Official art even puts her in a buruma, so go her!
Grade: A
: Finally, TAKE THIS!
*Dokuro attempts to attack Topaz once more. However, this time her club is met with a sword.*
: Leave your hands off of Topaz. I am your opponent this time!
: That is fine ~♥. I'll be sure to make your organs into decorations for your plain house ~♥!
*Dokuro and Lyn engage each other in martial combat. Their weapons bounce off of each other with neither backing down.*
Louise, isn't there something that you should be doing?
: Oh? OH! *begins chanting an incantation*
Mind
Personality: The first thing that anyone notices about Louise is that she's a tsundere. Not just that, but she's a flat-chested tsundere voiced by Rie Kugimiya whose reputation for great loli tsunderes is infamous. I've already done Nagi Sanzenin, Taiga Aisaka, and Shana, so Louise is the final of the "foursome" of her most famous ones. However, Louise is my least favorite of the four. While this may be because the other three have very positive things (Nagi and her show is Rich in comedy, Taiga is Toradorable, and Shana is Hot) Louise really doesn't have anything that appeals to me. Not only that, but Louise is the WORST when it comes to tsun. I'm not talking about just verbal abuse or a slap here or there. No, Louise uses WHIPS and RIDING CROPS to beat Saito (though to be fair, this is only in the anime but I'm most familiar with the anime). And to be fair, I can see the appeal in Louise. Her dere moments would probably be worth it as she does become extremely docile and adorable. However, it's not worth it if I can have someone with the same devotion with much less pain. Not only that, but she becomes submissive when it counts most to some people.
I will be fair though, and only punish that a bit. After all, she happens to have a short trigger and Saito tends to be stupid enough to press it. Or other characters, but Saito is usually the one who takes the brunt of the damage. Other character traits of Louise is that she was having problems with magic. However, this was more because she was trying for elemental spells when she's a Void mage (a powerful "fifth element" besides the main four). This lets her use portal magic *ahem*. Because of her difficulty she was nicknamed "Zero" (though if that or her chest was the reason is up for debate). If Louise is a friend (and you don't anger her) she isn't terrible. She's normally friendly and looks up to her talented friends like Tabitha. All in all Louise isn't TERRIBLE but her jealousy, aggression, and short temper stand out for me.
Grade: B-
Libido: Louise is very perverted, even if she tries to hide it. Some of that might be Saito's influence, but I don't think that Louise can blame it all on him. She even (awkwardly) roleplays with him as "Lemon-chan" which usually ends up with someone entering and causing her to blow up Saito with a spell. No, not that way, in a explosion. Wait, that could also be taken sexually... hmmm...
Grade: A
Age: Louise is 16, though she looks a bit younger. Or maybe she looks her age and the other girls are far more "mature" for their age.
Grade: B
Total Grades: 66
Average score: 7.3
Final Grade: B-
*ka-thunk*
*Lyn exhaustively sticks her sword's blade into the ground.*
: Fufufu, it seems like Topaz Fire Emblem girls are no match for my assault ~♥!
*Just then, Louise opens a portal to another painful world*
: Topaz! I'll try to hold this as well as I can. If you can protect me and throw Dokuro in we'll be free from her!
: I'm not stupid enough to fall for such a dumb plan, Zero ~♥! And it looks like your girls aren't going to save you now. Especially if I swarm you!
*Dokuro waves her club around and necromatic energy escapes. Suddenly, zombies erupt from the ground*
: Heh, I didn't steal a necromancer's abilities for NOTHING! Now, my undead horde, ATTACK!
*The zombies slowly head toward Topaz and Louise. However, a loud mechanical grinding noise is heard...
: Another Staff of Destruction?!?
: Kyahhh!
*Soon it is revealed that Saya has a minigun and is firing at the undead horde*
: M-My zombies! They're getting destroyed as soon as they're created! How dare you destroy my abominations of death and flesh ~♥!
: Don't worry you guys. I'm an expert zombie killer!
Didn't you only kill one or so?
: ... More than anyone else here!
Touche...
: Heh, Attacking multiple enemies at once. What a super idea!
: Indeed, and it's ranged so we could attack across the MAP!
: Fine, so you've gotten away with negating one of my attacks! But I'll show you Topaz. Next week I will show you my true power ~♥! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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