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This is the Hundred-and-eighty-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers. Also, due to this blog being about a particularly "passionate" girl, take warning as it may be perverted.

: Welcome back everyone. I'm sure that you're enjoying the latest episode of Emperortopaz's blog. I'm Sakura Uehara.

: And I'm Kouchuu. What are we doing today, Sakura.

: I'm glad you asked, madam. You see, we're selling this very potent lotion. It's called "Mother's Milk" and it's used by many older anime females to keep looking young!

: Ara ara, that must be such a great deal!

:: Not only that, but the director herself created it while experimenting with various fruits and flavors for her jams!

(from offscreen): They don't need to know that, Sakura.

: Sure they do. It means that a normal, everyday hard-working woman came up with the answer to great skin and youthful energy.

: I know, but try to just sell the product without being too perverted.

: No problem. I'm sure that if we just put some of this on we'll see results almost instantly. Any preference on where we can put this lotion, Kouchuu?

: Well, my breasts have been bothering me. They keep rubbing so lotion would certainly help with that.

: Kouchuu, stop being so perverted.

: Th-that's fine! This lotion is guaranteed to provide soothing relaxation to any part of the body, and luckily with Kouchuu's outfit we can lotion up her cleavage without showing her breasts on television!

*Sakura slowly puts lotion in between Kouchuu's massive breasts. Kouchuu moans a bit so Sakura starts to blush.

: S-see, she's getting pleasure from just the aroma of the lotion. I'm not surprised, as it contains... *reads from jar* Honey, Almond, and just a hint of Vanilla!

: Just like this commercial, then!

: That's a humorous entrance, Vanilla. Did you bring the "totally random male subject" that we needed for the commercial.

: That I did. He couldn't resist me in my teacher's outfit beckoning him to the studio, after all. I'm sure that he'll be an adorable subject.

*Topaz slowly emerges from behind Vanilla*

Hey, where did you bring me? And why did you kidnap me? Are you one of the four legendary queens or something?

: *sigh* I can't believe that you brought him without even telling him what he's doing Vanilla.

: I can't help it, I enjoy kidnapping young men.

: *sigh* Anyway... Topaz, was it? You see, this is a commercial for a new type of lotion for Shounen mothers to continue looking like teenage girls. We appreciate your help.

...Are you sure you didn't have that before?

: Ara ara, and he's so funny too!

: I thank you for the compliment, but can you do anything Sakura down there says? She's the advertising genius after all.

: I-indeed I am! Now Topaz, as you can see we just applied the lotion to Kouchuu's breasts and...

*Topaz starts to blush as he looks at Kouchuu's breasts. However, this in turn causes her to tease him more.*

: Ara ara, are you having problems seeing? *Kouchuu squeezes her breasts together more as Topaz turns bright red* See, it's the white sticky stuff between my huge breasts! *jiggle jiggle*

: KOUCHUU! Stop that!

: As you can see folks, even a small amount is enough to turn this man into an embarrassed mess. Now Topaz, would you like to test another thing?

S-sure?

: Let's see here then.

*Kouchuu grabs Topaz's hand and puts it between her breasts*

: So do my breasts feel like a teenage girls? I'm quite proud of them, and I want them to remain elastic and perky.

*Instead of saying anything, Topaz just blushes and steam escapes his mouth*

: Ara ara, it seems that our male subject has become a teapot. How cute.

: CUT! CUT! Kouchuu, stop doing such perverted things!

==Time passes and the commercial goes off after a few more bumps caused by Kouchuu trying to tease Topaz more==

: Remember that phone number and for just a few easy payments of 14.99 you can get ten jars of this homemade cure! Operators are standing by!

: Well, that was difficult. Kouchuu, I don't think that I'll have you be in the next commercial if I do one.

: Don't worry, I'll just spend time with Topaz.

E-eh?

: Indeed. I'll, do, anything, you, ask. *Kouchuu runs her fingers up Topaz's chest as she says that*

: Mooommmyyy!

: Oh, Riri! What are you doing here!

: I was sure that you wouldn't do anything perverted in front of your daughter, so I called her over.

: Bu-bu. Does Mommy not want Riri to play with her?

: Don't worry, mommy will play with you plenty. After she's done playing with her new friend here...

: Kaayyy.

Actually, there is something that I've been wanting to do with you, Kouchuu. And Riri can even stay here for it.

: Ara ara, it seems that Goshujinsama is more perverted than expected as he wants my daughter to join in.

Wha- n-n-no! And G-goshujinsama? Er... I..

: You're a very cute and delicious man, Topaz; you're so much fun to tease by calling you "master". But what is this thing that you're asking me to do with you?

I want to do a b-blog on yo!

: I'm not familiar with these "blogs". Could you explain them to me?

W-well, I just talk about how beautiful and sexy y-you are Kouchuu!

: Mommy, I want a blag too!

: This is just for grown-ups Riri. You're far too young for something this advanced.

: Bu bu! I want a blog too!

*Topaz squats down and goes face to face with Riri*.

But you can still help when I talk about your Mommy's blog. Is that alright with you?

: Kay!



Head
Hair: Kouchuu has beautiful hair. It's long and light purple, and not only that but she keeps it flowing. The length extends to her butt, which is a perfect length. It looks very shiny and soft to the touch. It does have a crest on the right side, but that's just an interesting feature than a downside. Speaking of features, she has some ornaments on her left side including beads and feathers.
Grade: A

Eyes: Kouchuu has sultry blue eyes.

: Mommy, what does "saltry" mean?

: It means that Goshujinsama likes my eyes in a very "special" way.

: I see. I love Momma's eyes in all of the ways!

: Riri, you're a silly girl.

Ahem, anyway, I really like Kouchuu's eyes. They're beautiful and narrow and have a great eye color to go with them. Overall very nice.
Grade: B

Face: I'll admit that this part I will compare to another character, Kan'u. Kouchuu's face is similar to Kan'u's in that both of them are beautiful. Kouchuu's face is even more seductive though, with her various perverted smiles and cute looks.

: Ara ara, you're embarrassing me.

However, Kouchuu is not as "beautiful" as Kan'u for a few reasons. First is exposure. Kan'u gets far more screentime than Kouchuu so we do miss out on seeing her for much of the series. Not only that, but as you can see she often covers her face with a hand (this is shown more in the Visual novel as it's her "default" position). Finally, there's also the fact that I try as hard as I can, but there are "distractions" when looking at her face.

: Do not worry. You aren't the only man who has looked "there" rather than in my eyes, Gosshujinsama.
Grade: B

Body
Build: Like I said before, I'm going to be comparing her to Kan'u in a few areas. This is one of them. However, like Kan'u, Kouchuu is EXTREMELY sexy. She has great curves and a perfect body and shows it off just enough. Not only that, but with her outfit she might not be showing off her navel but it's skintight enough that she IS. Such a delicious stomach. It's actually pretty surprising that she's had a child, but she's in wonderful condition.
Grade: A

Breasts: Kouchuu skirts the line between having "too big" of breasts. However, she has an extremely great set and they look wonderful. She's also isn't stingy about showing them off with that outfit, not to mention rubbing them on the male lead. Kouchuu is even bigger than Kan'u and she has a certain "bonus" that Kan'u didn't do in the VN (as far as I know, at least). Oh god, that was delicious. Though I do prefer her slightly smaller breasts and especially the smaller nipples in the anime. Finally, I thank you Riri for your lovely service in the second OVA.

: Thank you Goshujinsama!

: Riri, that was still a naughty thing to do!

: Bu bu!
Grade: A

Clothes: Kouchuu's outfit reminds me of a China dress. Only she's showing a lot of cleavage through a hole in the front. And as I said before, her navel "shows" due to tightness in the front as well. I don't think she wears a bra, though she does wear panties. She also has thighhighs and a very elegantly-patterned green cloak across her back and arms. Speaking of her arms, she also usually wears archery gloves. In the OVA's she's also seen wearing her cloak over a lab coat and we can't forget her incredibly sexy bikini either. It has a thong back! Also, there's some other outfits from omakes in the VN but I haven't gotten that far so I won't count them.
Grade: B+

Mind
Personality: Kouchuu has many talents, but unfortunately they're squandered in the anime. Kouchuu is a skilled archer, but she's not bad with a melee weapon either (her and Kan'u fought when they first met and both held off the other with that person's respective weapon). However, in the VN gameplay she's exclusively an archer, buffing ranged weapons and having an interesting attack that reflects some damage. Also, she's a very motherly person. Not just to Riri, though especially with her, but to the whole team she acts like a mature mentor. Riri is Kouchuu's main care before meeting the others and in fact met them because enemies were holding Riri captive and wanted Kouchuu to face Kan'u and the others.

: Bu bu! I remember that. Those bad men kept Mommy and Riri apart.

: Indeed, I'll never forgive someone who keeps my sweet baby apart from me like that!

You might be wondering why she's "squandered" though. That's just my opinion, but she doesn't have very many episodes outside of her introduction. For example, the third season has her stay at home while all the other girls go off on an adventure. I mean, I do understand her staying with Riri but I did want to see more of her personality emerge.

: Ara ara, and by "personality" you mean fanservice.

N-No. Not exclusively, at least...

: You're so cute when you're being evasive. The reason that there wasn't much for me to do in the anime is that much of my personality is based off of something we'll talk about next. And due to the anime not having Goshujinsama in it it's only understandable that I wouldn't appear much.
Grade: B

Libido: Er, Riri? Do you mind if I play a game?

: Riri loves games!

It's called "Let Goshujinsama cover your ears".

: That's an odd game, but it sounds fun!

*Topaz covers Riri's ears so that she can't hear*

: I see, that's a good plan.

Indeed. Now, like we've said, and Kouchuu here has proved, she's a very perverted woman. She loves to flirt with the male lead and tease him. It's a great character trait.

: Ara ara, it seems that Goshujinsama admires how much passion I have.

Only sometimes. Your perversion does get out of hand due to your insatiable appetite.

: Please, I'm sure you enjoyed those three times. *jiggle jiggle*

I-I did, but I don't like pausing mid-hentai scene and it was one in the morning and I had to get up in the morning!

: *squeezes* Ara ara? I think that I'd be good to "get up" with"

*gulp*

: Bu Bu. This game isn't fun.
: I want to play another game, Mommy.

: Don't worry, Riri. We'll play a game after we get done.
: Even if Topaz might want to "play a game" with Mommy too *blows kiss*.

I-I-I-

: Don't worry about it.
Grade: A

Age: I'll take a guess and say that Kouchuu is over eighteen. After all, she has a daughter so I assume she's of-age.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 88
Average score: 9.8
Final Grade:A-

: Ara ara, that's a good score. Far better than some other girls.

That it is, and because of this you get to pose for a special picture!

: Riri wants to be in the picture as well!

: That's fine, you know that Mommy loves you very much. Now, can you excuse us as we change Topaz?
: Or-perhaps you want to see us change for you?

Um um um Igottadosomethingbye *leaves*.

*Time Passes*

: Riri and I am ready for our picture, Goshujinsama.