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as they were fapping to

Jan 8, 2014 3:29 PM

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It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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The video of the initial time the octopus attacked the girls.

Jan 8, 2014 3:29 PM

#53

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But something was amiss

Jan 8, 2014 3:30 PM

#54

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nothing

Jan 8, 2014 4:02 PM

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It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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Aug 2013

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until

Jan 8, 2014 4:06 PM

#56

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Jul 2013

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a giant alien chameleon

Jan 8, 2014 4:09 PM

#57

BadLuckBecky

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Apr 2013

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fucked nidstang with his giant throbbing

an egomaniac and a fool

Jan 8, 2014 4:14 PM

#58

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Jul 2013

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vagina

Jan 8, 2014 4:16 PM

#59

It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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while huge_ego and polychrome

Jan 8, 2014 4:16 PM

#60

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Jul 2013

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was watching and fapped along with it

Jan 8, 2014 4:37 PM

#61

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Turtle soup

Jan 8, 2014 4:44 PM

#62

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Jul 2013

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Incoherency

Jan 8, 2014 4:51 PM

#63

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insanity

Jan 8, 2014 4:54 PM

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removed-user

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What it is hoe, what's up?

Jan 8, 2014 5:03 PM

#65

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captain frog legs of the third brigade.

Jan 8, 2014 5:13 PM

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Heddie

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At the end, they had no choice but to

Jan 8, 2014 5:22 PM

#67

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eat sea cucumber

Jan 9, 2014 3:56 AM

#68

Baka-man

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While doing a handstand and breighing like a donkey

Jan 9, 2014 6:40 AM

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Luckily nobody took this game seriously enough to actually get upset and things carried on as normal.

Jan 9, 2014 7:09 AM

#70

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Meanwhile, the original 12 girls had an important mission

Jan 9, 2014 7:28 AM

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FuckMeSideways

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Jan 2014

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The mission was all about collecting chinese cartoons.

Jan 9, 2014 7:31 AM

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and comics

Jan 9, 2014 7:48 AM

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Baka-man

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May 2013

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Then the girls had to take the negetives of all the cartoons and comics and make the shittiest anime known to man

Jan 9, 2014 7:56 AM

#74

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An anime so shitty that it'd be praised as the best anime ever

Jan 9, 2014 8:04 AM

#75

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and it was, as every overused trope, cliché, panty shot and jiggling boobs while running turned the men of the world into gibbering messes of cum stained fail.

Jan 9, 2014 8:08 AM

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Jan 9, 2014 8:11 AM

#77

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Mainly it was just disappointing so they decided to make a fantasy adventure with all kinds of new stuff that didnt involve them being naked.

Jan 9, 2014 8:26 AM

#78

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but that still had loads of fanservice

Jan 9, 2014 8:28 AM

#79

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Jan 2008

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which was all edited out in post.

Jan 9, 2014 8:30 AM

#80

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in order to comply with the new loli ban

Jan 9, 2014 8:30 AM

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Baka-man

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at this point the 12 girls were so rich, that they started their own company which......................

Jan 9, 2014 8:42 AM

#82

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Exclusively dealt in stories not about the 12 of them, lolitas or hentai fan service for man children. Instead They made intellectual anime, like mushi shi

Jan 9, 2014 8:44 AM

#83

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and their stocks plummeted

Jan 9, 2014 8:45 AM

#84

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But They were already super rich and had invested in fortune 500 companies with the money they had made so it didn't matter and they carried on making good anime.

Jan 9, 2014 8:46 AM

#85

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1 Girl wanted the money for herself, found a deathnote and killed the other 11

My favorite quotes from animes:

Those who seek miracles will never experience one. The hand of salvation only extends to people
who try to make miracles happen. - Ef a tale of melodies.
I destroy worlds. I create worlds. - Code geass
We are humans. - Shinsekai yori
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! - One punch man

Jan 9, 2014 8:47 AM

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Which was all just a fantasy in her head, because Chinese cartoons aren't actually real and ''the death note'' wasn't real, so she just ended up writing peoples names on a pieces of paper for hours and eating potato chips..

Jan 9, 2014 8:48 AM

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Feb 2013

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she noticed that fast, and tricked the other 11 to go by plane to america, but in this plane there was a bomb and all died

My favorite quotes from animes:

Those who seek miracles will never experience one. The hand of salvation only extends to people
who try to make miracles happen. - Ef a tale of melodies.
I destroy worlds. I create worlds. - Code geass
We are humans. - Shinsekai yori
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! - One punch man

Jan 9, 2014 8:48 AM

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In fact she was only high as fuck actually riding her mom's dildo.

Jan 9, 2014 8:49 AM

#89

It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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But that was just her dream because in reality she was the girl that had attempted to commit suicide at the beginning of the story and she had been in a coma this entire time.

Jan 9, 2014 8:49 AM

#90

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And then a turnip appeared form nowhere

Jan 9, 2014 8:51 AM

#91

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with a wonder she woke up, stole a katana and went enrage, because she lost a kid in coma, and she tried to kill herself, just because the 11 took nude pictures of her while she slept, and threw it out of the windo, so many perverts could see it

My favorite quotes from animes:

Those who seek miracles will never experience one. The hand of salvation only extends to people
who try to make miracles happen. - Ef a tale of melodies.
I destroy worlds. I create worlds. - Code geass
We are humans. - Shinsekai yori
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! - One punch man

Jan 9, 2014 8:53 AM

#92

It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou

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But a porn agent caught it and offered her a job

Jan 9, 2014 8:53 AM

#93

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But the turnip showed her a new way and they went off to explore a new and marvellous world, that was actually fun.

Jan 9, 2014 8:54 AM

#94

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But she did it just, because she needed a new katana, and a mastersmith told her he needs 1 month, so she should do smth while waiting

My favorite quotes from animes:

Those who seek miracles will never experience one. The hand of salvation only extends to people
who try to make miracles happen. - Ef a tale of melodies.
I destroy worlds. I create worlds. - Code geass
We are humans. - Shinsekai yori
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! - One punch man

Jan 9, 2014 8:57 AM

#95

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And she decided there was no real practical use to owning a sword, so she spent her money on shoes instead. Really nice ones with a strapy heal that showed off her feet.

Jan 9, 2014 9:02 AM

#96

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and at home she discovered a deep secret. She aim perfectly with boots, so she killed 1 of these bitches with throwing her shoes and hiting both eyes, closing the door and waiting till she bleed to death.

My favorite quotes from animes:

Those who seek miracles will never experience one. The hand of salvation only extends to people
who try to make miracles happen. - Ef a tale of melodies.
I destroy worlds. I create worlds. - Code geass
We are humans. - Shinsekai yori
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! - One punch man

Jan 9, 2014 9:04 AM

#97

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Which she realised would totally ruin her nice new shoes, so she didn't do that and got a pedicure instead and a relaxing mud mask.

Jan 9, 2014 9:05 AM

#98

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But she had to work to pay for that

Jan 9, 2014 9:06 AM

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FuckMeSideways

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Jan 2014

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She started to sell crack and used tampons

Jan 9, 2014 9:08 AM

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