| Damn I'm not good to explain something! But, okay, all you have to do is write a story (from Akatsuki or whatever you wish) and the next has to continue it ;D Credits for the idea to . . . Alberth . . . ! I don't wanna start it TT_TT so the next will! <3 3 points each reply ;) |
matsuryJul 30, 2010 11:30 AM
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| But one day a knight showed up at the castle! Deidara's father hired him to protect her. The knight had red hair and he was made of wood. His name was Sasori. He reminded Deidara of her cute dolls...that were also made of wood. |
NekoDeeJul 30, 2010 2:43 AM
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| ^ruin the love TT_TT Fufy will be mad at you. |
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alberth_amadeus said: . .. T.T. . .fuffy i'm sory Fuffy? ...seriously? Oh my god....You miss spelled Fufy's name! You know what that means?????????? You get like ...100 years for that. You'll rot in prison. That if no one kills you first. And that would probably be Fufy...Tho i don't want her/him to ruin his victims number...69. Wtf alberth dot you ruined the whole story! I was starting to like it...really, why did you had to kill all the characters...Where was your evil side hidden eh? OMG..........are you a serial killer? |
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| Oh!!!!!!!! The secret place!! That reminds me..........the secret door! the secret door! the secret dooooooooor! Sorry ...uhm. Okay so Itachi started to scream and all that stuff. IDK what TO say OKAY?? Please someone else continue this my imagination is sleeping atm. |
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| alberth_amadeus meet you in hell ☺. |
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| noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! i had a better idea~! TT_TT why tobi... anyway.. Tobi covers his eyes. Because Zetsu(his mother o_o) told him to do so when he sees these kinds of stuff. Tobi doesn't know why he has to do that but he does it anyway. He's a good boy. After the kiss Tobi uncovers his eyes. "Hi Itachi-san!^^ Zetsu-san told me i have to rescue you. Tobi loves Itachi-san. Tobi loves everybody~!!" Kisame stares at Tobi..Itachi grabs Kisame's hand and he starts to run: "Tell Zetsu he'll never see me again" and they both disappear. Tobi starts to cry: "Itachi-san ran away from Tobi. Tobi couldn't save Itachi-san. Tobi is such a bad boy TT_TT Zetsu-san will hate Tobi forever." (to be continued =o ) |
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| I love everybody too. |
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| Tobi promised Deidara that, if she joins him in his mission to save Itachi he'll take her to Disneyland! Deidara agreed and they went to save Itachi. Will they be able to complete the mission? o_o |
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| so Tobi get an idea, that they could swimm to the other side, the river wasn't calm, but they had no other choice and it was not so narrow they could jump over it...Deidara was scared, she thought it was not good idea, but she couldn't do anything else...after all she accepted Tobi's plan...So they both jumped to the river...Tobi was stronger and he could swimm, but Deidara was not recovered from the explosion and the water carry her away from Tobi... *I know it is not grammaticaly correct* |
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| lol this is effing hilarious - Zetsu. He had come to see how Tobi was doing and when hi- erhm, her eyes fell upon the beautiful and hot princess called Deidara (s)he suddenly remembered someone in a forgotten past who was vegetarian. This person was famous in all countries, and was called.. |
| So Tobi, Deidara and Zetsu ...googled her. They found her adress really quick and they took the plane there immediately. When they got there they discovered the rumor about the bodyguards was true. They decided to beat their asses but they said they could enter. (a result to Deidara's charm) Konan's reaction when the 3 andventureres entered her temple was... |
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| Itachi said "Foolish little brother" and then jumped on an unicorn and left the country. No1 knows nothing about him from that day. Kisame was all so emo after this, even if it passed 10 years and I don't fucking care what happened in all those years. I just know that Sasuke was in coma after Itachi left. But a random man.. |
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| But Naruto was stalking Sasuke and he knew where he ran away. He found him in a very deep forest and raped him, then he put him in a empty room and a prisonier. Sasuke had a trauma after that and he couldn't talk ever again. He just wanted to be rescued as fast as possible, cause Naruto may rape him again. As Naruto came in the Leaf Village, he acted like nothing had happened, but Jiraya, who knew him even more than himself, knew that something happened, so... |
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| o_o ... What's this? The Naruto porn story? Uh..anyway. Sasuke's plan failed but when Naruto & Jiraya were almost there, Zetsu, Deidara & Tobi rescued him and they left to find Itachi. Jiraya was very disappointed because there was no Sasuke..so he left Naruto alone and went to find someone to rape. Meanwhile, Konan was very confused as why did Zetsu, Deidara & Tobi came to her house for help...So she called Tobi. *phone ringing* Tobi: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Konan:... Hello, is Tobi there? Tobi: Yes , it's Tobi! Who called Tobi? ^^ Konan: It's Konan, the one you came to earlier for help, remember? Tobi: Zeeeetsssuuuuuu-saaaan, theee preeetttyyy laaadyyy caaaaalllleeeed Tooooooobiii. Zetsu: Hello, sorry for Tobi's behaviour. What you called for again? Konan: Nevermind. *ends call* Konan ended the call because Pein enetered her room. Jiraya.... |
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| (I'm sorry but I'm not gonna write a rape scene) In that instant Pein broke the door and Jiraya got tarpped under it. Pein: WHERE's THE RAPIST?????? Konan: You're sitting on him. Pein: Oh... I knew that.. Pein takes the door off Jiraya, they battle and Pein wins (what, where you expecting something else?) Meanwhile, Tobi, Deidara, Zetsu & Itachi were stopped by an.. |
NekoDeeJul 3, 2011 9:12 AM
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| Tobi, Deidara, Zetsu & Itachi were stopped by an ant. Itachi was so scared when he saw it and he didn't wanna go futher. They were having a really big problem, cause they didn't know how to pass over it, but Zetsu ate it in just a second. Everyone was staring at him: Deidara: Did you really do that? O_O Zetsu: Do what? Tobi: OMGGG, Zetsu ate the little ant!! Tobi is sad! :( Deidara: Uhh, that's nasty.. Itachi: Zetsu, don't you ever touch me again. Zetsu: But.. Itachi: No buts! If I think of it, don't you ever talk to me again. They left Zetsu behind and continue their journey in the desert, til they got to... |
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| They got to a really weird pyramid made of paper where someone named Nudz lived. Tobi: Can we go see what's inside, Danna? Deidara: Shut up Tobi, we're trying to figure out if it's a trap. Itachi: I'll send my crows. Tobi: Okay ^^ The crows entered the pyramid and they saw Nudz playing on the computer. The pyramid was also full of cats and...Anubis which was in a coffin playing Monopoly. Zetsu didn't mind that they left him behind. He went to find some food because the ant was too microscopic to satifsy his hunger. |
NekoDeeJul 3, 2011 1:39 PM
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NekoDee said: (I'm sorry but I'm not gonna write a rape scene)  Zetsu goes to McDonald's, and the lady said Lady: Sir, you'd like to place an order? Zetsu: Um, yes, please, give me an arm of a man in 30 yrs old, or younger, two heads of young womans, two legs of a baby, and a portion of fingers, please. Lady: What... the... |
| @Nekiba: You're welcome! McDonald's in the middle of nowhere???? Anyway... Itachi decided there was no danger so the 3 ..whatever.. entered the pyramid. Nudz didn't even notice because he was to caught up in his own world. Anubis, on the other hand, did notice. Anubis: Dude, where did you get those cool outfits? Itachi: First, I'm not a dude, second, that's a secret because our organization is evil, and third they were made by a special someone and they won't make you one. So shoo. Anubis: Awww man, I wanted it soo bad! This stupid thing they put me in before I died looks like toilet paper. Tobi: I can give you mine, if you give me yours. ^^ Anubis: Would you do that for mee? (Itachi on the backround saying don't s and no's.) *exchanging clothes* (censored) Tobi: Yaaaaay, Tobi looks soo good in this toilet paper. I feel stylish! *rolls on the floor, dances around, plays with air* Itachi: Tobi! Deidara: *sigh* Idiot.. |
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NekoDee said: Anubis: Dude, where did you get those cool outfits? Itachi: First, I'm not a dude, second, that's a secret because our organization is evil, and third they were made by a special someone and they won't make you one. So shoo. The shoo part made my day. XD Anubis begged Itachi to let him go with them cause he can't stand the WLO songs anymore. After a long time of begging, Itachi let Anubis go with them but just if Anubis decides to dance with Itachi anytime he feels like it, comb his hair, wash his clothes, bake onions for him and the most important: get Sasuke. Anubis promised he will do anything just to leave that place. Before they prepare to sneak out the piramid, Nudz saw them... (let Dee answer pleaseeeeee) |
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| Bake onions? What the heck? Nudz: Anubis? Where ish yu going? And who ish this ppl? Anubis: To buy more coffee? Nudz: kayish. Hope yu paid teh internet bill. Anubis: Yes, yes. Nudz: And who's this ppl? Tobi: Hi! I'm Tobi! Are you playing a gaaaamee? Itachi: Don't mind him. We're just checking the internet..make sure it works ok..because there has been a problem in this area but we fixed it. Nudz: Ello, Teh game me plays ish secret. And ye, okay, bai. * gets his focus back on his laptop * Tobi: *cries* I wanna see what that girl is playing, Danna! Deidara: I have it on my computer, now let's go. They leave the pyramid and ... |
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| They leave the pyramid and they have no idea where they should go now. Deidara just wanted to go home as soon as possible, but Itachi wanted to walk around a little bit more. Tobi was playing with rocks, throwing them in Anubis, but he didn't mind, that was nothing compared with what Nudz did to him. Deidara: Dude, who was that guy with funny hair? Anubis: Hard to tell, he appeared near my coffin one day and I couldn't get rid of him after that. He was yelling at me all the time because of some "Rb part with Anubish", I have no idea what is that. Deidara: C'mon! You are Anubis! Could't you get rid of a kid? Anubis: He's evil, believe me.. Itachi: Oh shut up, he need 72 hours of pain and then he will be ok, let's go back and beat him up. Anubis: O-Okay.. They entered back in the pyramid and when they saw Nudz, they... |
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| They freaked out! Nudz was crazy! He was typing and clicking like a retard, his hair was floating in the air and he was laughing the most evil laugh anyone heard. - He's playing that game! Let's get out of here before he notices us! whispered Deidara. - OMG! It's ....it's.... quest time...He's really crazy when he does quests, if you disturb him he'll get mad and kill you! Let's get the fuck out of here! whispered Anubis back. - What the *$#@& is Tobi doing there??? whisper-shouted Itachi. - Tobi! Get the back here! said Deidara, panicked. - No Senpai, I wanna see what the pretty girl is playing, answered Tobi - Tobi!!!!!!!!!! Be a good boy and get back here! Do you wanna die? Deidara was starting to lose his patience.. - No, Tobi is a good boy. He doesn't want to die. But it was too late...Nudz noticed them...and he wasn't happy at all. - WHO THE $%^@ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Do u think you can come here and mess up my business? <-- That's not what Nudz would say. Edit it please, oh my god, like you won't know him! - Ruuun! shouted Anubis. - Cookies! ^_^ *Tobi threw a bag of cookies in the far corner of the room and they managed to escape. Itachi: What the heck was that? *_* Anubis: I told you he's evil... Deidara: He kinda looked like Seduca from PPF. Tobi: Cookies! To Be Continued. |
matsuryJul 23, 2011 5:40 AM
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| They didn't know where to go, it was all a deserted place, so Tobi thought of calling Pein to tell him about their problem. Tobi: Pein-sama, we got lost in the desert!! Tobi wants homeee!! TT_TT Pein: Okay, Tobi, calm down and tell me what happened. Tobi: There was a boy with a funny hair and he wanted to kill us, it was horrible! *sobs* Pein: Is there anyone else with you I can talk to? Itachi grabbed Tobi's cell and started to scream to Pein. Itachi: You bastard, come and get us, I can't stand those idiots an hour more! Pein: Well it will be good if you tell me WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU. Itachi: In the desert. Don't you have a localization instrument or something? Pein: Uhh, yes, It's was put in your nail polish. Itachi: What the fuck? Pein: Well why do you think I made you all use the nail polish, just for how it looks? Well that's another reason, but nevermind! - Tell him about the Anubis, Sasori whispered to Itachi. - Later, said Itachi. Itachi: Your are really retarded, now get in your Akamobile, cause I'm sure you got one, and come and get us. Pein: Wait, how you know about my car? Too late, Itachi ended the conversation. Now Pein with... |
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