While Willy Wonka was wearing white brief and black shoes he had to fight the robots who hated the pedo bear because he raped Eevee, his enemy. Meanwhile, in Australia, Ash and pikachu were being murdered. Murdered by Uchiha they revived as their last hope to defeat Chuck Norris and Eevee. Meanwhile, Madoka and Kurisu fights for Lelouch's attention, but Guts walked by and saved Kurisu, but then Batman saw catwoman and then everybody suddenly began to fight for the love of louise . Then, suddenly a nose grew on Louise's forehead, followed by a horn on her right cheek and a tail on her ears. She became sorta weirdly moe, everybody is talking about how she transformed into this really cute tsundere freak who was also the pedo bear for a boyfriend. The new Louise could also summon the dragonball's dragon with her mouth fork. Which she showed everyone on a TV Special of a romantic, cheesy yaoi hentai horror psychological Anime. Meanwhile, in the house of Willy, the Oompa-Loompas were watching Lucky Star. They were so enthralled they bought a 75" television and lots of junk food for partying all night and a homecinema that they exploded using only a new invented lighter.
Meanwhile, those who Willy was supposed to eat were rats from hell that taste like muffins except without sugar and spice because they sinned and weren't nice. The Powerpuff Girls were on diet, that's why Willy gave them chemical waste to decrease their insulin levels. Meanwhile, Yagami's deathnote ran out of pages, so he talked to Haruhi and she forgot. Light was angry and shat bricks all over the face of Hei while eating cake that belonged to god and so god wrote his love letter to his beloved shemale Brigdet, who also is Jesus' lover and mormon savior... Brigdet was slaughtered, but before she died, she said "I shall Return" And then never did return actually. The reason is she really didn't have a Christian who actually liked conversion to Islam that turned to Flying Spaghetti Worshiper. Suddenly, Willy Wonka pulled out a .69 caliber gun that instantly killed The Powerpuff Girls but not Jesus Tsundere, who lived in a small island, surrounded by Man-eating piranhas. But that didn't bother him, he stripped butt naked everyday and would dance while playing balalaika and ukelele. Jesus Tsundere died while holding his baby whom he slaughtered awhile ago after leaving Tsundere-ism. Then he turned to find out santa came over and fucked shit which felt like apple pie. Explosion was the cause of his glorious death as Willy fart in a Gas filled with Nitrous Oxide.
But not everything was blown away, his brain was preserved in a shitty little box surrounded by high density poop from L's special collection and Hei's secret, secret futanari harem that was created by Kosaka and her racist friends. Willy then proceeded to the next world to find a place that would marry lolita and settle somewhere where Lolicons are the goddess of the biggest shit in Guinness Book of World Records which turned out to be a true MILF haven. In this heaven MILFS are everywhere, including Faye, Misato and some nice ass Tsunderes. They ate lunch at McDonald's, but the Yakuza was there, the tsunderes died. That was really unexpected and great media manipulator Light turned out to betray his family. Light had no intention of killing his father because he loves to play Runescape with his otaku friend, who also has a hugging pillow with a picture of a magical girl holding a big long stick with poop on it's edge and blood inside it. It all stinked like armpits, therefore Light decided to take his Death Note and scribble his otaku friend's old dog's name in it to the 13th page.
It didn't die, born of evil he arised from his fabulous grave hungry for revenge, plotting complete annihilation of Anime world and all of virgin Anime fans that downloads hentai and faps to huge boobs. His small dick was hard because of those big breasts he saw on his porno magazines that his weasel bought for him. When Ozzy Osbourne murdered eevee again, the bat he used to wipe his ass after being analed by the KKK was beheaded again and used as decoration for the room of his mentally degenerated koala who is the evil mastermind behind JFK's cruel demise and MW3. But my mother got sick right after I did some nasty things to her favorite toy doll and cute teddy bear with soy sauce and vinegar on its cutest dress because I wanted to create a sour tasting object which could make Santa's face look frowned and pale. His wife was astonished when she opened the window because she saw a very strange rape spider clinging at one of Santa's reindeers' legs. Those legs were hairy and fat and were covered with color white liquid called as one perfect night. Despite her hairy legs and arms, she took off her bra and made someone touch her humongous breasts while fondling with her arch nemesis called The Big Bad Wiggling Eevee, pimp of all things evil and and good, such as your face, your very small wicked face is obnoxious and hairy that has big booger in the eye because you fap too much. When fapping, you stroke your nasty phimosic penis in the middle of the darkest night while being watched raping a platypus inside your big, fat, pregnant womb.
The pregnant womb contained an alien and the father of all human also called as the people's champion and the one who will defeat anything with only a pencil in between his teeth. The father then registered on MAL and started trolling a lot of virgin, ronery weeaboos and some other fat, retarded trolls to making a chocolate pudding at the birthday party at 4 AM in the morning because they wanted to eat something really delicious with some added sweet while low on fat because fat is bad for the eyes because it collapses the brain cells of your legs and your limbs that are very fat and stink like a fart of Naruto's alter ego. Meanwhile, Sasuke is smoking some weed at the room 776 where the a monster called Gilgamesh the Mongrel was baking some pie flavored pies
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