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Nyarly-Kanamin said: Lasagna Careful uttering those words or you might get eaten by the lasagna addicts ποΈπποΈ |
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 stuffed shells with ricotta and italian sausage, yummmmmmmmmmmmmy. |
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| if you are lasagna - hide. it's not safe around here |
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| italian cat culture |
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| let's talk about various topics |
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| wanna talk about honey? |
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| how much honey do you make per day ? |
| *cough* well, if i was a worker bee: A single honey bee makes a minuscule amount of honey in its lifetime, roughly 1/12th of a teaspoon, which translates to an extremely small amount per day, essentially negligible. Honey production is a collaborative effort of thousands of worker bees in a hive, where a productive colony can produce up to two pounds (about a kilogram) of honey in a single day under good conditions. but someone said... A queen bee does not make honey; she lays eggs, and the amount of honey is determined by the collective efforts of the worker bees, not the queen. A healthy colony can produce a significant amount of honey, with one worker bee producing only about 1/12th of a teaspoon of honey in her entire lifetime. |
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| may be she meant figuratively. someone whom bee is referring to as honey |
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| cariño ♥ |
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| ^^^but you are a better-bee so you should be able to at least double this amount, or is the name a lie ? ^^maybe but i would like to believe she meant honey |
Malakira said: or is the name a lie I have had soo many names :) I get bored of the names... some people are blessed and keep a name forever. I think I was Boo-Bee last time * You may only change your username once every month (7 days left). |
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| @Malakira i never actually thought that bee can be actual bee... now that you said it... wow... but then shouldn't she be mad at us humans for stealing honey from them bees for thousands of years? |
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| ^^all bee names are great miss bee what are you gonna be this time, please be spooky-bee ^she is a chill kind bee, she knows we need her help |
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i tried to repeat her motions pretending it's a mirror |
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| i was told never to say my next named bc people take them :( |
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Malakira said: how much honey do you make per day ? u cant ask worker bees how much honey they make thats like asking worker humans how much money they make |
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| making money is illegal. unless you are national bank - then doing illegal things is your job |
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OniMage said: making money is illegal. unless you are national bank - then doing illegal things is your job  |
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| aaaa qqqq uuuu aaaa |
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| Your explanation to the ongoing crisis of middle management micromanagement causing the loss of our star performers is excellent. Keep up the good work. |
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| i fuckign love maximizing efficiency over everything else yayyyy |
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| Your strong leadership skills would be perfect for our HR department, however asking for a living wage when we expect you to work 15 hours overtime per week, is simply out of our price range. We expected someone with a Masters degree to work for minimum wage. Good Luck. |
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| dw there are plenty other job opportunities we created 50,000 new jobs this month |
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| nvm we lost 2000 sorry guys π |
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| Your excitement towards leadership is refreshing. We would love to offer you a position, however, we are also looking for someone that will work for $13.00 and that seems lower than what you were expecting for needing a bachelor's degree for this position. |
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| lol bee's on fire |
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better-bee said: Your excitement towards leadership is refreshing. We would love to offer you a position, however, we are also looking for someone that will work for $13.00 and that seems lower than what you were expecting for needing a bachelor's degree for this position. I have omitted most of my education history on the basis that I would be overqualified for this position and wanted to highlight my long history of watching anime while eating Cheetos. My Doctorate in animeology from Cambridge university has equipped me with the ability to be a leader skilled in motivating staff using anime references. My 16 years of experience means you should consider my offer very very carefully as Halloween is approaching and I've just watched My Hero Academia. |
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thinkpad said: I have omitted most of my education history on the basis that I would be overqualified for this position I have nothing listed under education on my current resume. |
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better-bee said: I have nothing listed under education on my current resume. tragic... |
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| don't need to... most jobs here do not care. just pack your resume with buzz words. "I am extremely organized, timely, and empathetic to both clients and the struggles management. I have 15 years experience in _________ which will give me a stronger connection with _________. I have gig speed internet and a private office for remote work and/or reliable transportation and an alarm clock for in office work." |
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Hooters opened up in the UK and probably hires on more tangible assets |
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| I probs won't be working until 2028. not really worried about it rn lol |
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| @thinkpad you reminded me this))) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1FIcSnToJ4 |
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| better-bee what about shady job ads? easy 5 hours job for five quick, tall and thin men, pay immediately upon finishing, apply now |
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| need 2 women in bikini for financial audit job at Park Avenue tonight 11pm. specialists only. text, no calls |
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a romantic thought "For the first time since graduating high school, 30-year-old Moriko Morioka is unemployed—and she couldn't be happier. Having quit her long-standing job of over 11 years, Moriko quickly turns to online games to pass her now-plentiful free time, reinventing herself as the handsome and dashing male hero "Hayashi" in the MMO Fruits de Mer." https://myanimelist.net/anime/36038/Net-juu_no_Susume |
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wow nice about me, bee |
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| @onimage remind me of a teddybear |
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