| “Okay, can we continue my Little Red Riding Hood story though?” The storyteller said |
| Perfect! But just so you know, this time the wolf is actually an undercover pastry chef trying to bake his way out of trouble |
| Quality over quantity, said the wolf. He's trying to bake the world's best croissant. |
真姫ちゃん！ 何が好き？ トマト よりも あ･な･た♡  |
| "Remember, patience and precision carve the path to perfection" little red riding hood whispered |
| - strip! - she said then, pointing a rifle at the wolf |
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| The wolf took off his furry costume to reveal she was a tsundere girl, “It’s not like I like you or anything! Baka!” |
| "Uh, well, I guess I should’ve brought popcorn for this plot twist" said the grandma as she approached both of them with a cake in her hands |
| "Verily, we should all seek to be our true selves," she said, revealing an old sparkling photo from when she was a very handsome man. |
| "wanted for an armed robbery" was written on the photo |
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| Xandra swore to catch that man and get the cheese back. |
| "Zero customers today, again..." the crestfallen owner muttered before noticing Xandra had entered through the door. |
| and then he woke up from this crazy dream and realized he had been in a coma for 20 years |
| Before Xandra could do anything the Grandma used a memory wiper on him! “Keep this a secret,” she said to the Tsundere girl and Little Red Riding Hood as they put Xandra in a coffin |
| coffee? you meant coffee, right? so, they put Xandra in a pile of grinded coffee because Xandra loved the aroma so much and preferred to sleep surrounded by it |
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| "Don't worry xandra, as long as you have coffee you can live for another 20 years." Grandma said. |
| Everyone pondered what to do with the now sleeping Xandra. |
| For now let xandra sleep peacefully |
| “Grrrrr! That was a boring ending!”, Said everyone listening to the storytellers story, “Let’s do The Three Little Pigs next!” Said Levi Ackerman “Three Little Pigs it is!”, Said the storyteller Once there were three little pigs called Bob, Jake, and Peter. Bob had a house made out of straw Jake had a house made out of wood Peter had a house made out of bricks But then one day a big mean wolf came to Bobs house and knocked on his door “May I come in with a cherry on top?”, he said in a loud and mean voice |
StarBloom_64Sep 17, 10:11 AM
| - Hold on, - answered Bob, - let me get my bazooka |
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| "I don't think firing a bazooka in a house made of straw is a good idea", the big mean wolf replied. |
| "Just watch! YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!" |
| Little did bob know that his house is now on fire. He looked at the wolf flying across the sky, far from his house. A satisfied grin is plastered on his face. |
| memories from the past when, yet a cute teenage piglet, he bullied wolves in school, rushed through his mind and he started whistling something |
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| Nobuo Uematsu's Melodies Of Life. |
| Opening his wooden door Jake saw the Wolf flying to his house, “Let me in or I’m going to blow your house down!”, he said once he arrived |
| - pray tell why are you in such a rush to see me? - asked Jake, - have you been missing me that much? are-are! what a cute puppy! i guess i have no choice but to come out and greet my cute kohai, - and he came out with a rocket launcher |
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| Quickly Wolf pulled out a uno reverse card! |
| “Really?”, said Jake as he exploded under the weight of the rocket launcher |
| Sayonara, Jake. You will be in our remembrance for your sacrifice. |
真姫ちゃん！ 何が好き？ トマト よりも あ･な･た♡ |
| - That's not how it works, - said Jake, climbing from under the rubble, really pissed |
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| U gotta be kidding me, last time we did exactly the same and you did not complain |
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| Violin noises started to play as the Wolf stared into the window of Peters brick house, in which inside that house Peter was playing the Violin, “Well guess I got to bow down his house now,” the Wolf said |
| - Why?! - exclaimed Peter, - why cannot we just live in peace and understanding? Cooperating instead of fighting? Why do I have to use my railgun against a wolf again?!!! - he continued, rolling our the railgun and aiming it at the wolf, while sobbing |
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| “Xmas is coming and you didn’t give me a secret Santa gift! So maybe we could get along, but not right now…”, Wolf said as he puffed the house down…The end… “We can’t end the story there!” Xandra interrupted, “Yeah! How about we add a war between the Wolves and Pigs that end with the charters living in peace!” Said the Waifu, “Oh! And don’t forget to make the pigs magical girls!” Also said Zanzibar |
StarBloom_64Sep 28, 12:07 AM
| You said what!? Pig magical girls? Let’s produce an anime based on this. |
真姫ちゃん！ 何が好き？ トマト よりも あ･な･た♡ |
| “Zzzz, wha! I’m late for school!” Said Bob-Chan of the pig species as she woke up from her bed. She ran and ran to school with bread in her mouth to meet Jake-Chan and Peter-Chan |
| - Attention to the sky, Bob-chan! - shouted everyone, - this is the moment when a mysterious girl falls from the sky!!!!! |
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| Bravo! said Bob-chan. Hope she will be my 2670th waifu. |
真姫ちゃん！ 何が好き？ トマト よりも あ･な･た♡ |
| Can bob get his 2670th waifu? Find out next time in dragonbob z |
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| DragonbobZ? It's more like Rent-a-Girlfriend season 69 for Bob. |
真姫ちゃん！ 何が好き？ トマト よりも あ･な･た♡ |
| - Excellent! - said the mysterious girl, - this Bob down there on the street, rushing to school, seems like a good pray, bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! |
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| Ferdinand watched the chaos from afar and sat with his dog thinking these guys are nuts. |
   "Everyone avoids talking about things that terrify them" ~ Kotoko Iwanaga "Why can't you be true to your feelings?" ~ Kotoko Iwanaga "He's such a pain." ~ Kotoko Iwanaga |
| God. Not dog, god. Ferdinad was sitting there watching with his god. |
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| "Hello", the God said to Nando, do you see that @OniMage trying to stir up trouble. Be careful with that one. He is slippery. |
"Everyone avoids talking about things that terrify them" ~ Kotoko Iwanaga "Why can't you be true to your feelings?" ~ Kotoko Iwanaga "He's such a pain." ~ Kotoko Iwanaga |
| - Is he? - said Nando. - then I guess i'll eat this totally not suspicious cake he sent to me! |
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| Just then... It happened. "Happy Birthday!" proclaimed god suddenly. "By gosh you remembered!" Exclaimed Ferdinad, excitedly. Suddenly one by one all of Ferdinad's friends emerged from behind the furniture and began cheering. Then, one by one, they each piled onto Fernidad and started biting hungrily into his flesh, blood and grit between their teeth, they smiled harrowingly with empty eyes as within a matter of minutes all that remained was Fernidad's skeleton. God smiled. |
| King Vegeta came down to scold his illegitimate son PrinceYuta and said, "Try Oni's Cakes" and Nando thought really hard about it. |
"Everyone avoids talking about things that terrify them" ~ Kotoko Iwanaga "Why can't you be true to your feelings?" ~ Kotoko Iwanaga "He's such a pain." ~ Kotoko Iwanaga |
| Little did he know that it was his las thing he would ever taste |
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