[GAME] Corrupt A Wish

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Nov 2014

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crows will get into all your belongings and garbage, making huge messes all the time. plus bird poop everywhere, and when you die (they usually out-live humans) they will most likely try and eat your corpse.

I wish that i could be fluent in every single language on earth

Apr 4, 2015 4:33 PM

#403

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Feb 2014

3494

Granted but it will be good-for-nothing as u wont visit any other country

I wish I didnt have to go sleep

Apr 4, 2015 4:43 PM

#404

MrHawky

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Dec 2013

4554

Very well, just now that after a week of sleep-deprecation your mind will go mad as you consume your own flesh rip out your own organs all as youcackle uncontrollably.

I wish for world peace.

Apr 4, 2015 4:59 PM

#405

Pacsus

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Apr 2015

501

Granted but there's nobody left on earth but yourself.

I wish to end world hunger

Apr 4, 2015 5:05 PM

#406

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Feb 2014

3494

Granted but everyone will be fat

I wish I wasnt hungry now (T.T 2am)

Apr 4, 2015 8:16 PM

#407

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May 2012

26318

Granted, you'll never feel hungry again.

I wish to kill all titans and save humanity (Shingeki no Kyojin AKA Attack on Titan)

Apr 4, 2015 9:23 PM

#408

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Nov 2014

83

but then you'll have to kill eren, and that would break mikasa (and whoever you ship him with)

i wish i could eat anything without getting fat

Apr 5, 2015 12:56 AM

#409

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Jul 2013

7338

Granted but your belly is full of holes.

I wish to have a katana.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Apr 5, 2015 2:55 AM

#410

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Feb 2014

3494

hentai_heicho said:
but then you'll have to kill eren, and that would break mikasa (and whoever you ship him with)

And then u will have to face Mikasa and Levi ;o;

Granted but u will cut urself as u'r not very good with it

I wish I lived next to the sea

Apr 5, 2015 3:01 AM

#411

omeg4

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Nov 2014

2073

Granted but there is a tsunami the day you move in.

I wish I knew what comes after death without dying.

Apr 5, 2015 3:28 AM

#412

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Nov 2014

83

but then you'd be an omnipotent being, incapable of human interaction, doomed to just merely exist, purposeless.

I wish that i could just download data into my brain from a computer (like the Matrix) without having to study

Apr 5, 2015 3:30 AM

#413

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Jul 2013

7338

Granted but next minute u'll forget bout it.

I want to find a treasure

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Apr 5, 2015 5:00 AM

#414

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May 2012

26318

Granted, it contain a bomb that will explode once you open the treasure box.

I wish for a grappling hook.

NeoblackguardApr 5, 2015 8:47 AM

Apr 5, 2015 7:33 AM

#415

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Feb 2014

3494

Granted but u it will torn and u will die

I wish I wasnt bored

Apr 5, 2015 8:51 AM

#416

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May 2012

26318

Granted, you'll die from having so much fun.

I wish I could beat up Izaya (Durarara!!)

Apr 5, 2015 11:45 AM

#417

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Feb 2014

3494

Granted but then i will beat u >>

I wish u would beat Shizuo instead ;c

Apr 5, 2015 2:34 PM

#418

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Mar 2009

12457

Granted, but you're only dreaming (no one beats that guy).

I wish I wasn't bored

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Apr 5, 2015 7:41 PM

#419

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Nov 2014

83

but then you'd be so busy you wouldn't have any time for anime

i wish my room was clean

Apr 5, 2015 8:01 PM

#420

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May 2012

26318

Granted, but first you have to give me all your money.

I wish that you guys stop wishing for the same thing.

Apr 6, 2015 2:55 AM

#421

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Feb 2014

3494

Granted but then no one will grant you your wish

I wish Neoblack wasnt mean._.

Apr 6, 2015 3:04 AM

#422

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May 2012

26318

Granted, but you need to stop killing me every time you corrupt my wish.

I wish that Nellynuska would stop calling me mean.

Apr 6, 2015 3:29 AM

#423

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Feb 2014

3494

Granted but someone else will start calling u like that

I wish for a horse

Apr 6, 2015 3:33 AM

#424

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May 2012

26318

Granted, here's a toy horse, just for you ^__^

I wish for a real ostrich.

Apr 6, 2015 3:45 AM

#425

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Feb 2014

3494

Granted, but u will keep running from it as it wants to bite u

I wish I could swim with dolphins

Apr 6, 2015 3:52 AM

#426

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May 2012

26318

Granted, but you'll drown.

I wish I could make ice cream appear out of nowhere.

Apr 6, 2015 4:17 AM

#427

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Feb 2014

3494

Granted but it wont have any taste

I wish I lived in mountains

Apr 6, 2015 4:21 AM

#428

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May 2012

26318

Granted, you'll be attacked by dragons.

I wish for a key that opens all doors.

Apr 6, 2015 6:13 AM

#429

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Jul 2013

7338

Neoblackguard said:
Granted, you'll be attacked by dragons.

I wish for a key that opens all doors.

Granted but its stuck in horse's crap.

I wish I was a table.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Apr 6, 2015 6:32 AM

#430

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May 2012

26318

Granted, you're my table, I'll put you in the attic.

I wish I was an inventor.

Apr 7, 2015 5:09 PM

#431

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Nov 2014

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but someone will steal all your ideas and make tons of money off them, while you die, alone, in poverty

I wish it wasn't snowing right now

Apr 7, 2015 7:26 PM

#432

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May 2012

26318

Granted, it will never snow again and Christmas will be cancelled.

I wish I could snap people like carrots.

Apr 9, 2015 2:59 PM

#433

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Mar 2009

12457

Granted, but you pass away before you can snap anyone.

I wish I could be dead inside again.

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Apr 9, 2015 7:57 PM

#434

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May 2012

26318

Granted, but you'll die from the outside too.

I wish I could stop people from wishing to be dead.

Apr 10, 2015 5:16 AM

#435

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Jul 2013

7338

Granted, u are the only one left who wish to die.

I wish that everyone would wish that they would wish that someone other would wish that I wish for something funny to happen.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Apr 10, 2015 5:28 AM

#436

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May 2012

26318

Granted, but your brain is going to explode for not being straight forward.

I wish that you guys stop wishing for confusing stuff.

Apr 10, 2015 5:34 AM

#437

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Jul 2013

7338

Granted. Wishes are so not confusing and stupid that u can't understand.

I wish to watch some anime.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Apr 10, 2015 6:48 AM

#438

sachawon

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Dec 2012

10419

Granted, but you can only watch Boku no Pico.

I wish MAL had a new design.

Apr 10, 2015 6:50 AM

#439

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May 2012

26318

Granted, but it sucked.

I wish for a war hammer.

Apr 10, 2015 2:07 PM

#440

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Feb 2014

3494

Granted but it someone will steal it

I wish my fav series hasnet ended

Apr 11, 2015 12:31 AM

#441

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May 2012

26318

Granted, but the newer episode will be 100% fan service.

I wish I could go on a vacation to Zürich.

Apr 28, 2015 4:28 PM

#442

ICESpartan

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Nov 2014

3278

Wish granted, you get attacked by terrorists in Zuric.

I wish I was finished with finals.

Apr 28, 2015 8:00 PM

#443

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May 2012

26318

Granted, but you'll feel bored after that.

I wish to change the world.

Apr 29, 2015 6:07 AM

#444

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Jul 2013

7338

granted, it becomes zombie world.

I wish to see sakuras

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Apr 29, 2015 6:22 AM

#445

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May 2012

26318

Granted, but one of them will fall on you.

I wish for a candy.

May 13, 2015 4:24 AM

#446

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Mar 2009

12457

Granted, but it expired 3 years ago.

I wish to go on a roadtrip.

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May 13, 2015 4:27 AM

#447

Lambtron

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Sep 2012

40089

Granted, but you have a laptop or something glued to your face so you have to look at MS forums.... and I'm stalking you in them <.<

I wish I had something decent to type here....

May 15, 2015 1:31 PM

#448