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| Trying to sound dumb.Y'all took me too seriously ;-; |
| why would you try to sound dumb in a serious situation. I clearly said real talk, that means I was darn serious 😡 |
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| I want the size in inches (real talk)³ |
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| Seriously, about 4 inches |
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| 4 is kinda... well he has good personality, so it works ig |
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| measuring in liters is outrageous |
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 because whatttttt? @I_shoot_kids_fr |
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| in all honesty, I feel like shrek is hella small. where as, lord farquaad is packing some monstrosity in his pants |
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This one?Seems small ngl |
| can we all agree that donkey is packin the most monstrous shameat of them all |
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| ^I agree, he rode the donkey... |
| don't forget guys... girth matters |
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| Imagine French kissing Shrek 🥵💦 |
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| why is shrek making out with that mid ass character???? it should have been me not him!!!!! |
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| that gojo pic though |
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 this might answers shoots question |
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YungStairwell said: I'm really out here letting Shrek's dick dominate me. I gotta get a hold of myself. This tomfoolery will not stand, man. you will scare the venters over there |
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| I want someone to use ai and generate some spicy shrek images so I can finally jerk off and sleep |
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| c'mon don't act like you never had this thought in your mind |
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  "shrek with muscles and a big stick" |
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| add keyword "less clothes" in it |
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| ^Ara Ara~ |
 "shrek wet with big hands" |
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| he’s had a lot of energy tonight Hmm 🤔 |
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| Shrek love |
| bro everytime this thread is close to dying someone revives it for no reason at all 😭 |
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| shrek is my wife |
| I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a multitude of homophobic slurs. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. |
 my wife shrek |
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| nah zzz what the actual fuckk?? (I remember reading the same story but it was with lebron not shrek) |
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