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Sundae

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when they talkin bout cp & shit and you not tryna go to jail

I know the feel

I am too pure for jail dammit!!

Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-;

My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ)

My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-;

You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-;

I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-;

But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-;

I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-;

But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-;

Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-;

How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-;

Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-;

You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM!

I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I do not know if I could trust someone with questionable purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Come on you can trust me, you know how pure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You have said impure things and lied about it so I do not know if I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh I'll show you just how pure I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You did do impure things and said you were not pure, so I do not know about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You need some impurity in your life anyway, let me show you the way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I am very pure so I will have to decline the offer because I do not want to be impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why won't you just let me dirty you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Because I am pure and would like to keep it that way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No you don't, I am going to take your purity one way or another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No you are not because my resistance it too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Okay fine I give up, we could have had so much fun too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nov 13, 2016 12:48 AM

#9552

BasedBlake

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Sep 2016

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nailed it gg

Nov 13, 2016 12:48 AM

#9553

Brosiff

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