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Nov 12, 2016 11:28 PM
#9503
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 12, 2016 11:32 PM
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 12, 2016 11:45 PM
#9511
| Neither of you are pure at all. Plebs. |
 You think the worst of all is far behind The Vampyre of time and memories has died I survived. I speak, I breathe, I'm incomplete I'm alive - hooray! You're wrong again 'Cause I feel no love |
Nov 12, 2016 11:47 PM
#9512
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 12, 2016 11:49 PM
#9513
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 12, 2016 11:50 PM
#9514
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 12, 2016 11:52 PM
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 12, 2016 11:53 PM
#9516
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 12, 2016 11:55 PM
#9517
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 12, 2016 11:56 PM
#9518
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 12, 2016 11:57 PM
#9519
Benkyo said: Uhh... wut up |
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Nov 12, 2016 11:58 PM
#9520
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 12, 2016 11:59 PM
#9521
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:01 AM
#9522
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:03 AM
#9523
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:05 AM
#9524
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:06 AM
#9525
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:08 AM
#9526
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:10 AM
#9527
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:12 AM
#9528
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:13 AM
#9529
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:15 AM
#9530
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:17 AM
#9531
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:19 AM
#9532
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:20 AM
#9533
| test bored fuck you all |
Nov 13, 2016 12:20 AM
#9534
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:23 AM
#9535
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:23 AM
#9536
Benkyo said: this is what happens when i get boredBlake's looking artsy i turn into a faggot |
Nov 13, 2016 12:25 AM
#9537
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if I could trust someone with questionable purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:27 AM
#9538
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if I could trust someone with questionable purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Come on you can trust me, you know how pure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:29 AM
#9539
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if I could trust someone with questionable purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Come on you can trust me, you know how pure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have said impure things and lied about it so I do not know if I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:31 AM
#9540
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if I could trust someone with questionable purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Come on you can trust me, you know how pure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have said impure things and lied about it so I do not know if I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I'll show you just how pure I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:34 AM
#9541
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if I could trust someone with questionable purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Come on you can trust me, you know how pure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have said impure things and lied about it so I do not know if I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I'll show you just how pure I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You did do impure things and said you were not pure, so I do not know about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:36 AM
#9542
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if I could trust someone with questionable purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Come on you can trust me, you know how pure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have said impure things and lied about it so I do not know if I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I'll show you just how pure I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You did do impure things and said you were not pure, so I do not know about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need some impurity in your life anyway, let me show you the way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:37 AM
#9543
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if I could trust someone with questionable purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Come on you can trust me, you know how pure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have said impure things and lied about it so I do not know if I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I'll show you just how pure I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You did do impure things and said you were not pure, so I do not know about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need some impurity in your life anyway, let me show you the way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure so I will have to decline the offer because I do not want to be impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:37 AM
#9544
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Nov 13, 2016 12:39 AM
#9545
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if I could trust someone with questionable purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Come on you can trust me, you know how pure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have said impure things and lied about it so I do not know if I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I'll show you just how pure I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You did do impure things and said you were not pure, so I do not know about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need some impurity in your life anyway, let me show you the way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure so I will have to decline the offer because I do not want to be impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why won't you just let me dirty you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:40 AM
#9546
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if I could trust someone with questionable purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Come on you can trust me, you know how pure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have said impure things and lied about it so I do not know if I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I'll show you just how pure I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You did do impure things and said you were not pure, so I do not know about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need some impurity in your life anyway, let me show you the way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure so I will have to decline the offer because I do not want to be impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why won't you just let me dirty you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because I am pure and would like to keep it that way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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Nov 13, 2016 12:41 AM
#9547
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Nov 13, 2016 12:42 AM
#9548
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Oh yeah too pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) U know that I'm pure & innocent ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know that as pure as you are you will never be as pure as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I think we both know you're about as pure as almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's the purist form of milk after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Really? Cause I think mine is purer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it will never be as pure as my almond milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we should compare ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe we do just to find out once and for all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who will be the judge though? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I guess we will have to judge each others and if we can't come up with something we will add a third party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe yaoi should be the 3rd judge, just to get extra freaky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Plz no that would be too much for my pure and innocence to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dw you won't be pure by the time we're done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will not give in and lose my purity or my innocence ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can be pretty forceful you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And I can be pretty resistant, so lets see who will win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But I already told you, I always win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh we will see about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's okay if you resist though, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will keep it no matter what, even if you like the resistance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well no matter what, I will always be the purest maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No way I am the purest of the pure. I have surpassed the purest levels of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure that babies & animals flock to me wherever I go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so pure no one goes near me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then why am I behind you right now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because that is not me that is the less pure after image left behind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh so you produce impure things? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope it is just a byproduct of being too pure for this world ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok I give up, it's too tiring pretending to be pure. I'm filthy af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I knew it, I could not seance pureness from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you can't tell me you're 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can and I am that pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Our PMs tell a different story though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am that pure and sticking with that story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Aww pure people are no fun, join me on the dark side ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My dark side resistance is unmatched, I can never lose ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Know that you will surrender to me by the end of this night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh I guess its going to be a very long night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I just hope you can go all night long ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I just hope you can last as long as me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But of course, don't you know I'm experienced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope, being so pure you do not notice these things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your pureness makes me want to filthy you so bad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your filthiness will never taint my pureness of pure purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't you know darkness always wins in the end? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well darkness has never faced a purity as pure as mine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you've never faced a foe as filthy as me before ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The level of filth cannot compare to my level of purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Are you doubting my impurity? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am doubting your levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh, well I'll show you just how impure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can try your best but due to my levels of purity I will not notice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit! Notice my impurity senpai! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those things are not noticed by my purity of purest of pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go all night, so you should just quit now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go even longer, so you should throw in the towel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity, there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can go on for infinity plus 1 whatever you say, so there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I really want to end you right now. You and your pureness. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will never get to end me or my pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not arguing with you anymore. You're not pure, and that's final. Ok? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not have to argue with me but I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I give you credit for your persistence on keeping up this lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am super pure and I will stick with this story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You make me so mad, I'm going to link you impure things in PM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you did that it would not taint my purity because I would not do anything impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh really? Why don't we pull up your Fetish Chart then? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope I am so pure that I do not do impure things at all or even have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dammit I'm so sick of your bs Brosiff!! You're not pure, stop living this lie!! ;-; My purity is real because that is the story I believe in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ok fine, keep living in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity knows no bounds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I want to bend you over and spank you like the naughty boy you are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will never touch my bottom because that is impure and could never happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My hand will be on that tush before this night is over ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your hand will be nowhere near me because you are too impure to get close to me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please let me be the one to taint you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Good luck trying to taint me with those levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I'm done with you you'll be so impure you won't recognize yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never be done with me because my impure resistance wont let you start ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am going to finish you tonight! Now I don't want to hear anymore from you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness will keep me going no matter what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Keep resisting, that will make it even more fun when I finally claim your purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity will never be clammed by anyone it is to pureness for anyone to handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No one with such atrocious grammar could be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My purity doe not need to notice such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your purity can go jump off a cliff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope my purity does not need to do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fuck me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My levels of purity are unmatched ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I hate you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) With my purity I do not feel such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You will be the death of me and after you have killed me you will no longer be pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You cannot kill my purity by any normal means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm not normal though, I contain high levels of impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Those levels of impurity are no match for my purity levels ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We won't know until we compare them though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We might not be able to compare because that might be a impure thing to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you know it could be impure proves you're not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if it is, it was a guess so that means I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) YOU ARE NOT PURE. There that was in all caps, which makes it true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and just because it's in all caps does not mean it's true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will cut you Brosiff. Cut you and reveal the impurity lying underneath ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can never cut me because I am to pure. I do not have any impurity within me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am so sick of you and your lying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure and cannot lie ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I'm done, you have officially broken me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness of purity has won yet again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No it hasn't, I just don't need to prove anything to you when ik I'm right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even someone as impure as you should be able to feel my levels of my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ohh yeahh I can just feel the impurity coming off of you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You must be feeling someone else because I am purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I am done with you, don't ever talk to me again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have finally gave in because my resistance is too high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Okay I admit it. You're pure. #toopure4me. Happy?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) My pureness has won over the forces of impurity yet again. Yee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now PM me some nudes as celebration ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that would be impure and I am not, I am very much pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well then I'll just send you mine which will make you impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because I wound not look at them to keep my purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You. Would. Totally. Look. Don't. Lie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. Would. Never. Lie. Because. I. Am. Pure. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss the old Brosiff who would eat the booty like groceries ( ͡° ͜ ͡°ʖ) My purity doe not know of this 'Old Brosiff" you speak of because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh that must be why you were saying you preferred ass>boobs in discord last night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I have no idea what you are talking about, I am pure and would not do such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish you would stop with the denial, it's not healthy hon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure as purity can be, so I would never be in denial ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I feel sorry for your next girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Dating is too impure so I would never do it, because I'm pure that's why.. ;-; You're going to have to become impure eventually if you don't want to die alone ;-; I will die alone to stay pure, no other reason then that.. Only to stay pure. ;-; But don't you want to have some "fun times in the bedroom"? ;-; I am soo pure that I do not think about those things.. ;-; But playing Monopoly can be really fun ;-; Playing things in the bedroom might be impure, so I will not do those things ;-; How long are you going to torture yourself like this? ;-; Forever so I can stay the purest of the pure ;-; You must like torturing yourself...which means you're a masochist....which means you're impure!! HA! GOT 'EM! I do not like torturing myself because that would be impure and I am very pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not going through this again, now you're just torturing me which means you're impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am only stating the levels of my purity, if that is torture to you that just means you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We already know that I'm impure tho, at least I'm not trying to hide it which is the purest thing you can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) There is no purity in being impure, so you can never be pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am as pure and white as Canadian snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You might be as pure as the yellow snow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact that you'd make such an unclean reference is impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I must know about some impure things so I can keep my purity pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But that just means you are not 100% pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am 100% pure because I don't do acts of impurity or have impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Do I need to link you some of our PMs to refresh your memory? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know what you are talking about because I am purist of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm going to choke you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your impure hands cannot touch me because have a barrier against impure people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh but I can be both pure and impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Once you are impure, you can never become pure again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Then explain why I am as pure as a newborn lamb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't because that is not true, you are impure as you said so yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't put words in my mouth, that's impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not put anything in anyone's mouths because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That statement was just oozing with impurity and you know it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Nope because sometimes people need help with food, so I am pure enough to help feed them ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Would you be willing to share your almond milk tho? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No because I only carry regular milk to stay pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) But you should be considerate and consider the lactose intolerant people ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do carry a smaller carton of milk that says lactose free, I am pure so I am considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well I have some amazing milk to share with you, because I'm pure & considerate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are not pure so I do not know if I can trust the milk you have to share ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're assuming I'm not pure which offends me, you're impure for offending a pure maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You said you were not pure yourself, so I did not offend a pure madden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't just say things without proof, that's impure y'know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do have proof but it is impure to share such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You can stop pretending to be pure once we get in PMs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not pretending to be pure because I simply am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't say such definite statements ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need to accept I am the purest of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't accept that when I know you're the farthest thing from pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is lies because I am the purist pure of the pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Go to bed. Pure people don't stay up late, it leads to to impurity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No that is okay I am pure so I can stay up, if you need your impure sleep then go ahead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How dare you call sleep impure when it's what adorable/pure babies & kittens do? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not calling sleep impure, I am only saying your sleep is impure due to impure thoughts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Excuse me? Are you saying I have impure thoughts? Slander! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am saying the thoughts you have are not pure, if that is the conclusion you come to then I guess that is the truth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'm really hungry rn and you haven't brought me food, so therefore you are impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so *gives you a slice of pizza* you just never said anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You didn't even ask me what kind of food I wanted, maybe I wanted tacos. It's impure not to ask ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can only give the food I have on hand because I am pure and won't disconnect early ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you were really pure though you'd be willing to disconnect and buy me some taco bell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I would see what I could do in my room, since its nothing but give pizza I am still pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I still think you're not trying your best, it's impure not to give things your all. Now get me some tacos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would not lie since I am pure, I am giving it my best and that is all I can do because I am pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you say the word pure one more time that means you're not pure, you've overused it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest thing, so I can use whatever word I need ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Calling yourself "the purest thing" is being full of yourself which isn't a pure quality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Being the level of purity that I am, I am allowed to use it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please shove some vanilla ice cream into your mouth to stop your blabbering ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is a very impure thing to say to someone with my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And who exactly bestowed you with this level of pureness? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The fact I do not do impure things is what gives me the level this high ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I will never accept that you are pure, okay? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You do not need to accept the truth of my pureness, just know I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Even if you were pure you sure as hell wouldn't be the "purist" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am the purest, that is because you are not pure enough to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's not good to be delusional, since I'm so pure I'm worried about your mental health ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I know that is a lie because you said you were not pure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am purer than holy water that Jesus bathed in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saying that does not take back saying you were impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why would I say such a scandalous thing Brosiff? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because you are indeed impure and cannot be my level of pureness ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What do I have to do to get you to stop lying to me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am not lying because I am pure and would not do such a thing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) If you're so nice & pure please transfer 10k into my paypal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I would because I'm pure but I do not have such funds to transfer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well you better find the funds Mr. Purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I can't just find funds because I would give them back to whoever lost them because I am the purist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I don't believe that for one second! We broke people take what we can get ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You just admitted to doing impure things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a pure, innocent maiden who would never do anything improper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are a wolf in sheep's clothing, I am so pure I can see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That is blasphemy! It's very impure to accuse people of such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure so I can see past the lies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You are impure, you played UNO in the bedroom w/ your gf and everything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am pure and have not done such things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh well would you like to? We could play Battleship ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I do not know if I could trust someone with questionable purity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Come on you can trust me, you know how pure I am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You have said impure things and lied about it so I do not know if I can ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oh I'll show you just how pure I can be ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You did do impure things and said you were not pure, so I do not know about that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You need some impurity in your life anyway, let me show you the way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am very pure so I will have to decline the offer because I do not want to be impure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Why won't you just let me dirty you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Because I am pure and would like to keep it that way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No you don't, I am going to take your purity one way or another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Nov 13, 2016 12:43 AM
#9549
| ITS TOO THICK I FUCKED UP |
Nov 13, 2016 12:44 AM
#9550