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Sep 1, 2014 5:46 PM

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Granted, but malware and computer viruses can now more easily access phones before protective firewall technology can catch up. Your phone becomes infected with one of these viruses and is rendered unusable.

I wish I had the money to go to a convention.
Sep 1, 2014 6:31 PM

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Granted, but every convention that you go will be considered to be a big failure, and the ones that you don't go will be incredible good.

I wish to don't have any biological need to sleep.
Sep 1, 2014 7:10 PM

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Granted... Because that's true. It's really just your brain that needs the zzz's, not your body. Anyway, as a result, you must live like a starfish, without a brain.

I wish I had eyes on the back of my head.
Sep 2, 2014 4:57 AM

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Granted, but your body was not configured to have eyes on the back, so it does not recognize them, and hair continues to grow in that location and you have to have them surgically removed...

Sorry that sounded a bit painful.

I wish someone would hurry up and make a time machine which you can buy for cheap and works properly(goes to the time you set) and doesnt leave you behind when you travel and works when you want to go back.
Sep 2, 2014 10:53 AM

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Granted, but the machine is incredible complex when trying to go back and very fragile, so it's likely you'll screw up and end up with a broken time machine or in some time you don't want to be in.

I wish I had the ability to free give or take away any superpower to anyone (my back pocket genie wish... Can you corrupt it!?)
Sep 2, 2014 10:59 AM

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Granted but using that ability even once, would kill you and you dont have any super powers other than that ability itself.

I wish for more MAL friends

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Sep 2, 2014 6:26 PM

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Granted, every one of the 2,270,476 members will send you a friend request and pm's/comments, but this will break MAL, and you will lose contact with all of them.

I wish to learn all the languages created to date.
Sep 2, 2014 7:09 PM

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Granted, but you will have to learn them all, in class, without any breaks. Hope you like the journey more than the destination!

I wish for cake
Sep 2, 2014 7:43 PM

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Granted, but you drop it on the floor and your dog eats then barfs.

I wish for strength to finish my training.

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Sep 3, 2014 6:52 AM

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Granted but to gain that strength you must do training.

I wish I was better at chess.
Sep 4, 2014 12:36 AM

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Granted, but you play wizard chess & lose terribly every single time.
I wish I could stay up all night like you night owls.

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Sep 4, 2014 1:44 PM

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Granted, but you suffer from sleep deprivation and you go insane.

I wish to have night vision.
Sep 4, 2014 1:53 PM

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Granted, but you're blind during the day.

I wish this headache would stop.

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Sep 4, 2014 2:37 PM

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grave this pattern of you inflicting pain on me is still continuing...

I have a headache too lol.

Granted but you gotta do a headstand and do a 1080 spin.

I wish maths lesson didn't leave me staring out at sky for an hour...
Sep 5, 2014 2:11 AM

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Granted, but you space out staring at your math book instead

I wish my cat would stop being weird tonight
Sep 5, 2014 6:53 AM

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Granted but your cats acts 20 times weirder, than he earlier was, during the day.

I wish I could guess the time by looking at the sky during the day.
Sep 5, 2014 5:04 PM

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Granted, but you go blind.

I wish I had time to play mafia
Sep 5, 2014 5:31 PM

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Granted, but you always die on day 1/night 1! poor you =/

I wish I'd learn to shut my big mouth sometimes.

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Sep 5, 2014 5:35 PM

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granted but you die 1st day anyway. Even if ur host town & mafia unify to kill u.

I wish I coould hear. I am feeling deaf right now
Sep 5, 2014 5:44 PM

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Granted, your hearing is now ultra sensitive to the point where whenever someone talks your ears hurt.

I wish I had real life hacks.
Sep 5, 2014 6:20 PM

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grave_robber said:
Granted, but you always die on day 1/night 1! poor you =/

I wish I'd learn to shut my big mouth sometimes.


Granted, but you always shut it when you actually have something important to say or come up with the perfect joke.

Bombolz said:
Granted, your hearing is now ultra sensitive to the point where whenever someone talks your ears hurt.

I wish I had real life hacks.


Granted, but...ERROR...hacking in progress.... granted, no corruption.

Jk, the game (real life) crashes.

I wish I knew whether to make one wish or two
Sep 5, 2014 7:38 PM

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Granted, but the knowledge of that causes you to fall into a deep clinical depression.

I wish I was a heartless person.

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Sep 6, 2014 2:17 AM

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Granted, but you fall under the control of an evil witch and have to fight for her. The heroes of the story kill you. Damn I love refs!


I wish that people will not corrupt my wish.
Sep 6, 2014 3:20 AM

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Granted, but not on this thread

Even though it's after 10:30, I wish I had a ham and cheese omelete
Sep 6, 2014 4:35 AM

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Granted, but you suffer from food intoxication afterwards.

I wish I could predict the future of what will happen in the next day.
Sep 6, 2014 9:44 AM

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Granted but to compensate for the new ability you lose your ability to store data into long-term memory. This way you only remember for about 20-30 seconds.

I wish teachers could speak loudly... No point going to lesson if she is gonna whisper to herself.
Sep 6, 2014 4:46 PM

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Granted, but their voice is so loud, only dogs can hear it.

I wish I had the stability I'm seeking in life.

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Sep 6, 2014 5:08 PM

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Granted, but you can only gain stability in like one area. PErsonal/work/etc

@Grave you did not corrupt my wish tbh, you made it better. If only dogs can hear it, humans don't have to go school anymore, yay!!!!

I wish for darkness
Sep 7, 2014 6:55 AM

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Granted, but you will have to lose all the 5 senses forever...

I wish for a better internet.
Sep 7, 2014 3:09 PM

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Granted, but it's only better for everyone else, not you.

I wish verumir's avatar didn't look so noble! XD

cloud2313 said:
Granted, but you can only gain stability in like one area. PErsonal/work/etc

@Grave you did not corrupt my wish tbh, you made it better. If only dogs can hear it, humans don't have to go school anymore, yay!!!!

I'll take that stability, any kind is fine, I'm not picky =P

Your wish was corrupted, I thought I had finished that sentences, there's an animal shelter next to your class, the dogs will bark every time she speaks, and everything she says is not in the book but will be on the test. =D

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Sep 9, 2014 9:37 AM

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Granted, but <<<<< (ctrl+f5 if you didn't notice something)

I wish I could do space travel.
Sep 9, 2014 9:52 AM

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Granted, but you cannot return to Earth and you are stuck in a space craft which has lost all contact with the Earth and your fuel is out. Considering your current stock of food etc, you will last only 1 week.


I wish that Grave wasn't so lonely that she has to reply to her own posts. *laughs and looks up* wait WHAT???????
Sep 12, 2014 1:00 PM

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Granted, But she becomes inactive here (maybe that's what you want)

I wish I could draw well.

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Sep 15, 2014 11:15 AM

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Granted but you draw so good , It's not fun to draw anymore.

I wish my room wasn't so messy
Sep 15, 2014 11:29 AM

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Granted, but you go hyper while cleaning, and now you can't find anything.

I wish my travel times were reduced.
Sep 15, 2014 3:19 PM

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Granted, but you keep thinking you have enough time and end up missing 1st period every day.

I wish plane tickets were cheaper.

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Sep 15, 2014 3:45 PM

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Granted, but now everyone is travelling by planes increasing the air traffic causing severe delays.

I wish teachers would stop asking me for homework. I'm way to busy to do their work!!
Sep 15, 2014 4:37 PM

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Granted, however, they decide to give you a pop quiz every day.

I wish I had more patience.

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Sep 15, 2014 7:11 PM

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Granted, but -wait for it-



I wish my laptop's fans were quiter
Sep 16, 2014 6:10 PM

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Granted, but this makes them more fragile, they break every 2 weeks and have to be replaced.

I wish I were ambidextrous.

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Granted, but -wait for it-

You tease! XD

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Sep 17, 2014 12:06 AM

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Granted, but as a result you are not particularly proficient with either hand, and lack good coordination.

I wish I lived on a big beautiful mountain.
Sep 17, 2014 7:22 AM

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Granted but you are the only one who can survive the conditions on the mountain. So everyone leaves the place.


I wish people stop sending out weird messages when they have other people's phones...

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cloud2313 said:
Granted, but -wait for it-

You tease! XD


Thing is you don't know how I corrupted your wish. GL on finding out. Since you are patient you should have no problem, right? ^^
Sep 17, 2014 8:38 PM

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Granted, but every drunk person texts you instead.

I wish I didn't have any allergies.

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Sep 18, 2014 1:59 PM

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Granted but now you develop phobias.

I wish that this wish doesn't get corrupted.
Sep 18, 2014 6:00 PM

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Granted but the next persons wish will be corrupted to balance it out.

I wish to live happily ever after.
Sep 20, 2014 12:01 AM

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Granted, but you pay the price with your health, you're always sick. *feels bad about ruining that wish*

I wish to stop being so hesitant.

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Sep 20, 2014 10:34 AM

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Granted but you make rash decisions all the time.

I wish that wifi was available for free(completely, no indirect tax or anything) everywhere.
Sep 20, 2014 5:12 PM

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Granted but it's super slow! =D

I wish I'd find a bag full of real cash.

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Sep 20, 2014 5:25 PM

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Granted, but the cash was stolen from a bank and it's stained red, making it useless.

I wish I could always tell when someone is lying. ~ Nyan
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Sep 20, 2014 6:05 PM

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Granted, but no one ever tells you the truth anymore.

I wish I wasn't so bored. ~ Nyan

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