Hias said: I never realized sheds were so hot. then again, they don't have air conditioning, so it is to be expected.Orbi is a huge fan of the trilogy. |
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| Someday I wish I could write a book about fisting that normal people would be willing to read in public. |
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| I thought the book was in her point of view? Not his? |
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Kittenia said: She forgot and said "What the hell, nobody would notice."I thought the book was in her point of view? Not his? |
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ZombiePsycho said: lololololKittenia said: She forgot and said "What the hell, nobody would notice."I thought the book was in her point of view? Not his? |
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| last one: Fifty Sheds of Grey @50ShedsofGrey 'She knelt before me on the shed floor & tugged gently then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot ..' |
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| what the fuck |
Kittenia said: oh kitt...I thought the book was in her point of view? Not his? re-read the twitter handle, k thx |
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| i know 50 shades is about sadomasochism but whats hot about any of that? |
Orbi said: I just googled it, got it, lolKittenia said: oh kitt...I thought the book was in her point of view? Not his? re-read the twitter handle, k thx |
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Gilgaki said: i know 50 shades is about sadomasochism but whats hot about any of that? Come now, a little sadomasochism never hurt anybody, well maybe , but I'm sure they enjoyed it. |
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| this thread's lack of parody alarms is rather disappointing |
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Orbi said: this thread's lack of parody alarms is rather disappointing There are no good puns to make about sheds. |
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MichaelMCP said: Orbi said: this thread's lack of parody alarms is rather disappointing There are no good puns to make about sheds. What about a pool house? |
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| but those sound like they could be actual quotes from someone that really doesnt understand sadomasochims you shoulda picked the cabbage quote that ones obvious |
Victini said: hhaahaobligatory in every 50 shades convo since they choose the best/worst excerpts http://50shadesofsuck.tumblr.com/ |
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Victini said: obligatory in every 50 shades convo since they choose the best/worst excerpts http://50shadesofsuck.tumblr.com/  |
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| "Lube- Don’t you wish you could be as constantly wet as literature’s most abhorrent heroine? Now you can." SERIOUSLY she had abnormal abilities |
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MichaelMCP said: i wasnt talking about sadomasochism, i was talking about the quotes, i thought they were realGilgaki said: i know 50 shades is about sadomasochism but whats hot about any of that? Come now, a little sadomasochism never hurt anybody, well maybe , but I'm sure they enjoyed it. sadomasochsim is fine |
Victini said: Dat period sex.“When did you start your period, Anastasia?” he asks out of the blue, gazing down at me. “Err… yesterday,” I mumble in my highly aroused state. “Good.” He releases me and turns me around. (you know what's coming, people) |
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Kittenia said: "Lube- Don’t you wish you could be as constantly wet as literature’s most abhorrent heroine? Now you can." SERIOUSLY she had abnormal abilities Ah, the magic two hour time limit of yore. |
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Kittenia said: Victini said: hhaahaobligatory in every 50 shades convo since they choose the best/worst excerpts http://50shadesofsuck.tumblr.com/ The enema is ok and the cookware, I'll pass on the tampon though. |
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ZombiePsycho said: Victini said: Dat period sex.“When did you start your period, Anastasia?” he asks out of the blue, gazing down at me. “Err… yesterday,” I mumble in my highly aroused state. “Good.” He releases me and turns me around. (you know what's coming, people) It's called anal. |
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| I'm so glad I didn't get that far. That book was awful. All my friends are in love with it though, I just couldn't do it. |
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Victini said: I like how she says he "gently" pulls out the tampon.“Hold on to the sink,” he orders and pulls my hips back again, like he did in the playroom, so I’m bending down. He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string… what! And… a gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. |
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Kittenia said: it mostly made me laugh. however, I did want to slam my ipod against the wall when I'd get to the parts where she'd type shit like:I'm so glad I didn't get that far. That book was awful. All my friends are in love with it though, I just couldn't do it. "I. Am. So. Stupid. That. I. Keep. Typing. Like. This. Thinking. That. It's. Sexy." |
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| I don't know about you guys, but I'm so hard right now.... |
| Oh gross. My cue for bed, nightynight |
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Victini said: does it make your inner goddess dance the macarena?“He kisses me very softly beside my ear. “The woman who brought me into this world was a crack whore, Anastasia. Go to sleep.” it kills me every time |
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Kittenia said: Night~Oh gross. My cue for bed, nightynight |
Zaconator said: I don't know about you guys, but I'm so hard right now.... I'm searching for some porn videos with enema usage. |
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| I think I just puked in my mouth D: |
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| id normally be grossed out but i read worst things in american psycho |
Hoppy said: Wow! Didn't know you were that kinky...Zaconator said: I don't know about you guys, but I'm so hard right now.... I'm searching for some porn videos with enema usage. |
Zaconator said: nice ;)I don't know about you guys, but I'm so hard right now.... |
Hoppy said: Zaconator said: I don't know about you guys, but I'm so hard right now.... I'm searching for some porn videos with enema usage. Can only think of animated off the top of my head sorry. |
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Orbi said: Hawt.I think I just puked in my mouth D: |
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Kittenia said: Oh gross. My cue for bed, nightynight night |
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Orbi said: Hoppy's comment?I think I just puked in my mouth D: |
Zaconator said: indeedOrbi said: Hoppy's comment?I think I just puked in my mouth D: |
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Gilgaki said: Now I'm rock hard.Zaconator said: nice ;)I don't know about you guys, but I'm so hard right now.... |
| oh wow, how did I miss this one earlier? Fifty Sheds of Grey @50ShedsofGrey As she manually adjusted my sprinkler, my inner gardener did a Morris dance of delight. |
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