Chat v.23

astronomical said:
I need to get that young lady some etiquette lessons...

BetaBearJew said:

How intense of lessons do you require? I think that I can set something up.

Hoppy said:


That and some serious fashion lessons.

LingeringDreams said:
My plan is horribly magnificent, I know. Just imagine it... A stuffy nosed Moimy running around punching people.

It'd make a great movie.

BetaBearJew said:
Please, where does it go from there, milady?

Hoppy said:


That and some serious fashion lessons.

BetaBearJew said:
How intense of lessons do you require? I think that I can set something up.

astronomical said:
Can you find anyone who was previously in the army?

Moimy said:
I must go shower now. Away!

LingeringDreams said:
=__=

This is not some makeover show, Hoppy.

Moimy said:


........Everyone here agrees that that would be a horrible movie. Stop trying on that.

astronomical said:
That will be up to chance. The world is a cruel place. Over time you continue to serve me, but you feel lost, like you are living without reason, because you can't remember the wonderful past we had together and you see how sad I am every time that happens. And so, you decide it would be best for you to leave. While I'm away for business you find a replacement for yourself, a lovely older woman, and run without looking back. On your way out of town you get fit by a runaway carriage and tumble into the river...

Moimy said:
I must go shower now. Away!

astronomical said:
Can you find anyone who was previously in the army?

astronomical said:
Alas, I must be off to supper with my mother and father. Kenneth, you shall find out the end of our love story later.

BetaBearJew said:
And Elijah, not knowing how to swim, began to sink like a rock. Luckily, there was a handsome man nearby who had a beautiful face and was moderately built. He dived into the river as quickly as possible, grabbed Elijah and swam back to shore. Knowing basic CPR, the man began the step-by-step process of resuscitating the drowned Elijah....

I'm not very good with flow, milady.

BetaBearJew said:

Of course. I'll have someone come over first thing in the morning.

BetaBearJew said:
way to kill it, Tiny

LingeringDreams said:
I can't respond to my own comment. What was I supposed to say? If anything YOU were the one who killed chat.

LingeringDreams said:
Men take quick showers....

Scud said:
Of course you can. Back in the day I kept posting until other people did.

LingeringDreams said:
Sounds lonely.

Scud said:
Women take long showers.

Scud said:
Women take long showers.

LingeringDreams said:
That's because we have to shave and it takes longer to wash our hair.

Veretax said:
I dunno, I'm a male and sometimes, especially in the winter, I like a good long, hot and steamy shower.

Scud said:
Women take long showers.

BetaBearJew said:
Nah, I don't shave down there
There could be an ingrown hair

I just meant my face

Scud said:
Then there's your answer for why men take quick showers. Also, you don't have to shave.

Scud said:
Surely baths are better for that? Unless you don't have a bath, of course.

Moimy said:
Oh god, I had my pants out in the sun to dry, and I put them on and they're so nice and warm. THIS IS AMAZING.

LingeringDreams said:
Okay maybe we don't have to shave, but people will give you weird looks if you don't.

ZombiePsycho said:

And when get in the shower with them it's really awesome.

Veretax said:


I rarely ever take a bath unless I have major leg cramps or soreness or something like that. I take steamy showers because it helps a lot when my sinuses are already struggling during allergy season. Sometimes that shower in the morning does more for me than any OTC meds for that. Believe it or not.

Scud said:
You shave your face in the shower?