| In an attempt to gain funding for a new hadron collider aptly named Cern mk.2, leading Astrophysicists plan to partake in a two day bikini clad photoshoot atop the peak of the worlds tallest mountain. Geeks worldwide have expressed great interest and have been quoted saying "My body is ready." It is uncertain whether all of the esteemed Astrophysicists will survive two days in the serene yet hostile climate, because most of them lack the necessarily amount of bodyfat to maintain homeostasis in sub zero temperatures wearing nothing but extremely revealing bikinis at 8,849 metres above sea level. "We'll just have to wait and see", said Snooki. Is everyone just as excited for this as I am? Do you think there will be any dead Astrophysicists by the end? |
| I do not care whatsoever, as I do not associate with the "geeks". |
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| It'd be nice if your posts had links to whatever chatGPT nonsense you keep posting for attention. |
| They will turn from astrophysicists to future archeological finds. |
This dance is the pinnacle of human achievement. |
| They will have to collide more to make some heat. |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
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