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Mar 9, 2017 11:30 AM
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The user above is lying in front of you. In a panic, you check their pulse but you can't find one; they're dead. Your eyes dart around, scanning for witnesses but there's none. You are at risk of being prosecuted for murder. Trembling, you realise the only way to clear your name is to hide the body!

Basically, you post how you would hide the body - it can be as complicated or simple as you like.
Then, on the same post, you type how you would die. Preferably this should be simple as it isn't the main objective but you can make this pretty ridiculous and the person after can react to the type of death - for example, if someone chooses decapitation then the person after can react to that by saying "collected loose head".


Example:

Example Person said:
I used the back of a hammer to tare up the wooden floor planks until the gap was large enough to slot them under. I then replaced the planks carefully, making sure that they were identical to how they appeared previously.

I get speared from behind.



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Mar 9, 2017 11:31 AM
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(use the example as a start off :P)
Mar 10, 2017 5:22 AM
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Used an acid to dissolve the body. Nails, hair and everything that could not be dissolved dumped in a swamp. Cause of death - burned alive.




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Mar 10, 2017 8:50 AM
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Drags burnt corpse into the nearest bathroom, opens the attic and lets the ladder fall down. climbs up the ladder dragging the body up with me and deposits it behind a set of boxes.

Cause of own death: delayed allergic reaction
Mar 10, 2017 1:13 PM
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LMAO XD

Hm.... I would call the cops I would go out and buy an expensive fur coat, put the body in the empty zippered bag those coats come in, to hide the smell, and then hide the body up in my hayloft in the barn <_<

Cause of my own death: shot in the back by an angry FMA hater
Mar 10, 2017 1:24 PM
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^ Best death xD but I doubt there's many of them out there

Dismembers the body and stuffs it in a garbage bag, then chucks some deodorant in there and hopes for the best whilst placing the bag into the wheelie bin outside.

Cause of own death: collapsed brain
Mar 10, 2017 1:30 PM
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Izarapaw said:
^ Best death xD but I doubt there's many of them out there

Dismembers the body and stuffs it in a garbage bag, then chucks some deodorant in there and hopes for the best whilst placing the bag into the wheelie bin outside.

Cause of own death: collapsed brain


LMFAO what the hell XDD You're not getting away with this XD

Hehe your brain couldn't handle the pressure of thinking, amirite.... XD

Puts your body in a black garbage bag, puts it in the trunk, drives my mom's car out down the country roads until I am very far away, then dumps it into a ditch. Problem solved.

My cause of death: heart attack from excitement while watching the best scene of FMA
Mar 10, 2017 2:02 PM
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xP

First I somehow get FMA banned from ever being viewed ever again and then I roll the body up in a carpet like a burrito to feed to my grass shredder ^-^

Cause of own death: blood loss when eyes were gouged out by a ninja frog
Mar 11, 2017 10:59 AM
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The ninja frog must've been me when I found out what you did to FMA >:/

Stuffs you in the trunk of the car, drives you to the closed eye-doctor, puts you in the examining chair, and thus frames the eye-doctor for your murder >:D

Cause of my death: rabies from trying to nurse sick wild animals back to health
Mar 11, 2017 12:13 PM

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Feeds you to the wild animals. Your flesh revived them...until they got rabies aswell and died...

Cause of own death: Starvation by spending too long hugging plushies
Apr 2, 2017 9:10 AM

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Injects you with as much helium as I can and lunch you to Jupiter.

Cause of death: Watching anime while sitting on the train rails.
Apr 3, 2017 12:24 AM

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Gets phone charger you had in your pocket, puts you in a bath, plugs in the first end of the charger to the mains and throws in the other end into the bath with you so you come to steady sizzle >:)

Cause of own death: eating a poisoned tomato
Apr 3, 2017 12:08 PM

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Throws you from an airplane in the middle of a mind field. (seat back and watch fireworks)

cause of own death: Infestation with a rare disease that makes you transform into a unicorn.
Apr 9, 2017 3:57 AM

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Dismembers into bite-size pieces and has them for lunch.

Cause of own death: Dentist drops his mirror thing down my throat
Apr 10, 2017 11:32 AM

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Draws a pentagram on your body and waits for your body to be taken by demons >:)

Cause of own death: Losing too much blood because of a papercut
Apr 10, 2017 4:08 PM

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Rolls up in a table cloth and walks pointlessly for 5 minutes with Unravel playing in the background.

Cause of own Death: Lonliness
Apr 11, 2017 3:52 AM

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I would let your body where I found it. If you die from loneliness maybe it won't be found :)

Cause of own death: suicide
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