aheemmm welcome ladies n genttlemens prepapre for PEAK acionj nad adventiure!
*car swerves into my body but i get protected by a hot anime waifu* g-grr.. i did not need your help.. *i act cool*
*she angrily blushes like a tsundere* whatever bellhhhh you stink UGLY UGLY MAN *i blush as i have never spoken to woman before*
*25 OTHER HOT ANIME GIRLS SHOW UP* w-whats going on?? *i shake my head sounding confused* S-SENNPAII we are here nows nyaaa nyaaa you actuallwee died in the car accident soowwwieee :3 *her tail nuzzles me and her big boobas bounce everywhere*
*i glance away into the distance* lets go girls.. lets go
we are in the city where *BOOAEBWBUS POOWIAWIWOFWAB* madness doctor X is destryoing everything /// I fly at him and snirk /.... / baaakkkkkaaaa ha ha ha you really think you can get away with this HUH? i say smugly *he turns his DEMON gaze upon me GRAHHGHGHH* W-WHA GRQAGHH YOURE NOT MATCH YOU ME *genric anime guy name* ILL KILL YOU !!!!! *he throws a fist upon my amazi ng cold hot sexy anime stance god I'm so awesome* I ..STILL..NEED...TO..SEEE...MY...SISTERRR GRGRGAHHHHH.... *i throw the one punch at him and he dies*
hospioal time my sisteran is in Hoptak i ask WHY ARE YOU IN HOSPITAL OONNICHAN UWU UWUW .... * BIG BRO GRMMRHRHAHHH AHHH AHH MMMMRHHH BIG BRO *SHE NUZZLES MY HUGE FUCKING ARMS AS I SMIRK yada yada.. you're safe now kitten]
UNTIL I UNLOCK A NEW ABILITYYY HGRGRAHHHEGRAGHHHH GRAHHHH MY EYES GO DARK AND IM A THE SCENE OF MY DEATH REALSIESING THAT MY SISTER WAAS IN THE CAR SHE WAS THE ONE THAT KILLED ME OH NOOO!!! I'm back at the hospital and i noti ve i can see thru her meaning she is DEAD LIKE ME #dead inside #animedark #sadanime #niceguysalwaysfinishlast
GRGAHH SISSIE CHAN NOOOO YOURE DEAD *shocked cat emoji face* BIG BRO OHH NOOOO ITS OKAY BECAUSE NOW I CAN BE WITH THE ONE I LOVE .A.WDBA LOVE YOU B IG BRO ahem who doesn't i am the male anime protag every female folks to me like a tampon on a hefty monthazoid LMAO #womensuck #betafemalewolf #femalegang #supportgirls #kids
we are in the park with all the female who lovin' me and my mmcdonalds yummies until MR WOLF MAN DARK MOON CRYING RAGE OF LIES AND HURTFULL...ness? APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND AND HE KILLS ALL THE KILLS AND BRUTALLY DOES HPRRIBLE THINGS OT MY LIL SIS *dm for information... tw/ its pretty dark :(* BERSERK BERSERK HES GOING BERSERKBAQGWRDAW GRAGHGHH THE RAGE DEMON BEAST COMES DEEP INSIDE ME AS I UNLOKC MY FINAL POTENTIAL I RIP HIM APART BUT I AM LEFT LOPNELY... the end
this was called ... the rise and fall of the sigma.. :(
calm down liberals its called dark humour
