Addressing the osu! Pedophilia Issue

Aug 9, 2020 4:42 PM

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Now, it's common knowledge that all osu! players are pedophiles. We all know that every player thirsts after little children as much as they thirst after that SS ranking. For every beatmap that they clear, they rape one child. Every drawing tablet an osu! player uses is also used for the production of loli hentai. The two fingers that they use for the z and x buttons are incredibly buff and dexterous, and are used for dangerous sexual purposes. Please contribute to the cause, and make your donations out to the non-profit organization "Children against Osu! Players", also known as COP. Together, we can stop the menace that are osu! players from assaulting our children. I am sure that the two osu! players in disguise, Nahlogic and JohnnyOW, will come to deny these allegations. However, know that the hammer of justice will one day come down upon you.

ActronavAug 9, 2020 4:51 PM

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Aug 9, 2020 4:47 PM

AKim714

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Apr 2020

Is this true @Nahlogic and @JohnnyOW??? If so, my team and I may have to conduct a meticulous investigation and consider your permanent removal. In order to salvage the reputation that this club upholds, I will not hesitate to notify the authorities should this potential controversy come to light.

Aug 9, 2020 5:18 PM

NahLogic

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Jan 2020

Now, it's common knowledge that all Brawlhalla players are pedophiles. We all know that every player thirsts after little children as much as they thirst after that jv4. For every life that they take of their opponent, they rape one child. Every keyboard that a Brawlhalla player uses is also used for the production of loli hentai. The many fingers that they use for their quick-paced movement and spacing are incredibly buff and dexterous and are used for dangerous sexual purposes. Please contribute to the cause, and make your donations out to the non-profit organization "Children against Brawlhalla Players", also known as CBP. Together, we can stop the menace that is Brawlhalla players from assaulting our children. I am sure that the one and only player in disguise, Actronav, will come to deny these allegations. However, know that the hammer of justice will one day come down upon you.

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Aug 9, 2020 6:25 PM

JohnnyOW

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Jan 2020

I will not stand for these false accusations! Clearly I am not an "osu!" player or a pedophile for that matter as evidenced by the "OW" in my username which clearly indicates my gamer affiliation to be "Overwatch" and not "osu!". Although some might say that I frequent the game, this in and of itself is not sufficient reason to label me as an "osu! player" and attach connotations of criminality (specifically in the underage department). Should I continue to be accused of such malicious and criminal underage activities, I will release various documents detailing a number of members in this club to be guilty of the exact same crime that you are trying to pin on me with no holds barred. You have been warned, and I should mention that any actual osu! player would have hacked ur PC and framed you instead with possession of loli hentai if you accused them so blatantly.

Aug 9, 2020 9:14 PM

Mon_Panache

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Jul 2019

I'd like to add that Smash players should be scrutinized due to some recent involvement with... unsavory topics.

Mon_PanacheAug 9, 2020 9:21 PM

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