| Kakakona Make-Out Tactics: Crack Edition2 - KakashiKonan - ________________________________________ ~ “Okay, okay,” Kakashi sighed, running a hand through his spiky, silver hair of doom. “So, you’re saying that you were out on a party with various criminals…” Konan nodded in affirmation. “Yes.” “…and so, you got in a drinking contest with some guy named Hidan, and you got so wasted, you couldn’t even walk in a straight line. I hope you didn’t drive anywhere. It’s not safe to drunk drive.” “Are there even cars?” “No, I don’t think so. Anyway,” Kakashi continued. “So, I just happened to wander into the bar, and you were so drunk that you were flirting with anything that had a pulse - well, except for that table. I don’t understand what you found attractive in that table. I mean, the design was so tacky…” “I…I couldn’t help it, okay?! It was just there! Pein-sama told me off and Deidara said he had to remain faithful to Sasori, so I had no other option!” “What about Itachi? He’s pretty.” Konan sweatdropped. “Yes, well… That man is a beast in bed. I don’t want to do a crack pairing with him.” Kakashi looked genuinely interested. “Oh, really? So, how did you end up in bed with him?” Konan sighed, rubbing her temples with her fingertips. “Why did I end up in bed with you? You’re the biggest prick I’ve ever met.” “Nuh-uh. It could be worse. You could have had a one-night stand with Orochimaru,” Kakashi pointed out, and Konan shivered delicately. Oh, the things he could do with that tongue… It was worse than imagining Deidara’s hands. “I guess that’s true,” Konan sighed, wrapping the blankets around her tighter. “Well, Pein expects me on a mission soon, so I’ll have to be off, then…er…bye.” “Wait, wait!” Kakashi cried, jumping up suddenly. Konan cried out, covering her eyes with her hands in modesty. Even if she screwed him last night, she was drunk and couldn’t remember a single moment of it. Now, the silver-haired nin was standing in front of her completely naked and looking totally panicked, as if something was terribly wrong. “W-what?” Konan said, keeping her eyes firmly on his face. “Make-Out Tactics says that even after a one-night stand, the companions -” “Who the hell said we were ’companions’? We were two people who got really drunk and wanted to screw something.” “- the companions,” Kakashi continued, ignoring Konan’s jibe, “must make-out before they part.” Konan glowered at him. “This book isn’t the Bible, for Jashin’s sake. You don’t have to do everything it depicts.” “Uh-huh. It says so, right in the front. Thou shall not not do what the book says to do.” “You are the biggest loser I’ve slept with, seriously. Even Pein isn’t this awkward in the morning,” Konan taunted, getting up from the bed and wrapping the blanket around herself to shield her from Kakashi’s eyes - er…eye. “You like me,” Kakashi grinned, circling around the bed to confront the blue-haired kunoichi. “Nope, I don’t think so,” Konan replied offhandedly, trying to move around him; all while ignoring his…nakedness. “C’mon. You think I’m a beast in bed.” “I’ll say it again. Pein is much -” Konan wasn’t able to finish her sentence, however, because Kakashi slid his hand behind her neck and pulled her into him. She squeaked very out-of-character-like when she felt the line of his body pressed into hers. ~ Deidara: Whoa, Konan-san. You’re getting it on, un. Konan: Oh, I am not. He’s being a total idiot. Itachi: It’s awkward to think that the famous Copy-nin had sexual intercourse with you, Konan-san. Konan: Look! We didn’t, okay? It’s part of the freakin’ book. I never screwed him. Tobi: Tobi still doesn’t understand! What did Konan-san do with Kakashi-san? Hidan: They fucked. Konan: I swear…all men think about are breasts, sex, and fighting each other. Kisame: WHERE’S THE TITS? ~ “Okay…okay…I really…meant it when I said I had a mission! Oh, GOD! What did you just do?” “Did you like that, hm?” “Yes - I meant - NO! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! Ahh! That…tickles!” A giggle. “Really? I never realized it would tickle. Most times it makes them cry my name out.” She sighed. “Okay, I really got to go. I’m serious - A-ah! S-stop that!” “What?” “Let go of my breast. Right now.” “But it’s so soft. It’s like a kitty’s tummy. Do you wash your boobs?” “Is that even polite to ask?” “Nope.” “Figured.” ~ Naruto: Why are you…what…why are you touching her… Gai: It’s the wonderful thing called ‘sex’, Naruto! It’s very youthful! Lee: Yes, very youthful, indeed! Gai-sensei taught me everything about sex! Kakashi: Okay, that’s just wrong. ~ Konan squirmed under Kakashi’s body. He’d fallen asleep, again. And Konan was covered in sticky shit, again. I don’t see why people like sex. You have to take showers afterwards. It should be clean, Konan thought, wincing as Kakashi started to drool on her bare shoulder. Oh, great. The asshole is dribbling all over me. At least it’s not what it was earlier. “Sorry, Kakashi,” Konan whispered, pushing his sweaty, man-smelling body off of hers. She grabbed her clothes that were strewn carelessly across the floor. It smelled like sake, and Konan cringed as the vague recollections of last night wandered into her mind. “Well, I won’t be seeing you anytime soon, I hope,” Konan mused, pulling her cloak over her now clothed shoulders and began to make her way to the door - but she paused as her hand was on the handle. “Oh, what do they say…” She thought for a moment, then nodded. “Yeah. Hope you had as much fun as I did. Which isn’t a lot.” She opened the door and left, praying to Kami that Pein didn’t ask about the white stuff that was drying in her blue hair. ~ Itachi: If Jiraiya-san writes these novels…then how does he know about you, Konan-san? Konan: Umm…he… Tobi: Your face is beet red, Konan-san! Kakuzu: You all are really immature. Who cares if Konan screwed Kakashi? Pein: I do… Konan: … Deidara: Aren’t you glad we read that, un? Now we now all about Konan’s sex life. Sasori: Somehow I’m not as pleased as I thought I would be, Deidara. ~ Kakashi: Hm, that brings back memories. I wonder where she is…? Sasuke: Dude, you did have sex with her? Kakashi: Yeah. It was great. I wasn’t really drunk, you know. Sakura: Sensei, why are you such a player? Kakashi: Make-Out Tactics makes me, Sakura. I can’t disobey it, or all of you will die. Naruto: Do you even care, Senpai? Kakashi: No. Now go away. I have more reading to do. ~ By: kairikitten Newbie Academy Student Ok so i found this story in the internet |
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