The "Carson is awesome" club

I made this club to test a certain thing. Feel free to randomly join, but don't expect the club to actually do anything lol. The "Carson is awesome" club name means that Carson is awesome. Carson is another name for the God of myanimelist, or RaidoGenma. The word Carson is derived from the English words "son" and "car" meaning "male offspring" and "an automobile", therefore the name "Carson" means "the male offspring of an automobile" or "the son of a car". But being the son of a car isn't physically possible. This mystery of my existence will remain unsolved, because I have no real desire to ask my parents questions about how I was conceived. But by some miracle, it happened. I was able to exist which means I was able to create this club. And that's where we are now. SEE, see how I tied it all back together?!?! It's because I'm so awesome... which is the point of this club. BOOM I did it again. I should write my own damn manga if I'm this good. And then it would go on myanimelist, which is the website that you are on right now. I'm awesome aren't I?