The SOS Brigade Season 2

Hi, I am Kyon, and this is the SOS Brigade. I recommend you escape now before Haruhi gets her hands on you. No. Your loss. Anyways, the "Brigade Chief" is not in right now, so let me introduce you to the other brigade slaves. They are Yuki Nagato, Mikuru Asahina, and Itsuki Koizumi. Wait. Let me tell you something, but keep it a secret. They really are aliens, time travelers, and espers! Don't believe me? They proved it to me. Trust me, its true. Anyways, if you want to join, just wait for Haruhi. There she is now. Hey there. I am the Brigade Chief. Are you an alien, time traveler, or esper ready to confess? No. Not interested then. You want to join. Fine, but don't mess anything up! Man she was rude! I'm sorry. Anyways, it's somewhat dull right now, but you can talk with the other captives. And, keep this quiet. There are some very nice pictures of Mikuru cosplay on the computer. Check it out sometime. It's in the pictures section. Try to have fun. We are also going be making a sequel to the SOS Brigade movie soon, so I guess that might be okay. I don't recommend helping though. Anyways, look around the club.