The Naked Penguin Familia

Welcome to the Naked Penguin Familia headquarters. This place serves no other purpose than for said familia to fuck shit up within the confinement of a private sanction where no others will be dragged in only to be severely traumatized for life. Yeah, we've corrupted too many innocents already. Yay. Before you random people who dropped out of nowhere begin exploring the minds of us, please keep in mind these few words of warnings- // We are explicit in every sense of the word. Yes, that includes the raping of donuts with unicorn horns as Nazi kittens go about destroying the world with laser guns. // We don't give a shit what you think about us. // Indeed, there will admittedly be the occasional smut in our Rp's, because yes, we're pervs, therefore we will take responsibility and ensure that these scenes will be hidden under a ton of -ehemfiveorsoehem- 'spoiler' tags to prevent the young minds of MAL from being defiled by our uber awesome imaginations. If you still try to accuse us of explicit PDA, there is clearly something wrong here, as no one "accidentally" clicks open spoiler tags hiding another spoiler tag beneath five times in a row. That's just whaleshit. // If you dare steal ANY of our characters, we will. Fuck. You. Up. Prepare for a universal war when that happens. // No, sorry, but we do not accept any new members. All those who are currently a part of this familia is here because we share a fucking long-ass history together to the point we know each other too goddamn well, so unless you have been specifically invited to this group, please shoo. // ... Forgot what else I was going to say.