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Anime Relations: Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!

HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH KONOSUBA, BUT NEW RULES ON MAL DON'T ALLOW BLOGPOSTS WITHOUT BEING RELATED TO SOME ANIME. WHERE'RE MANGA RELATIONS MODERS???

Holy sh*t! Seriously I thought that this was just some mediocre harem seinen erotic. But DAMN IT the plot goes to be sooooooooo twisted, sooooooooo unexpected, soooooooo complicated, yet very logical and realistic (as much as it can be due to the world that is set in manga)... and the ending is so not steryotypical.
Recommend it to everyone(+18), manga is unique, though it doesn't seem that way in the beginning, it'll consume and intrigue each otaku for sure!

Anime Relations: Natsu no Gero wa Fuyu no Sakana

Anime Relations: Zombieland Saga

Here I thought this anime season was lost. Damn, finally there is something worthy of watching, something interesting, fresh, new, funny and captive, finally there is Zombieland Saga. Don't get me wrong, this project is not something to be compared to Naruto, Evangellion, Death Note or Attack on Titan series (by my judgement), but this is already something interesting. Impatiently looking forward to see another episode.

Anime Relations: Sora to Umi no Aida, Ore ga Suki nano wa Imouto dakedo Imouto ja Nai, Anima Yell!, Dakaretai Otoko 1-i ni Odosarete Imasu.

Seriously people, WTF is going on with anime these days. Each season, just like it's ment to be, anime gradually gets more and more shitty. I mean, I read manga and I must say that there are TONNS of really good stuff out there. Why, why in hell would there be things like Dakaretai Otoko 1-i ni Odorasete Imasu, Ore ga Suki nano wa Imouto dakedo Imouto ja Nai, Anima Yell or Sora to Umi no Aida (this season's "perls") adapted for screen? Okay, they need to make money and to keep an average audience entertained, but sh*t like that will not be profitable AT ALL. I mean those are shows for really really retarded audience, and they are just like a drop in the ocean, ocean of sh*tshows that anime industry is SOOOO full of. They will be forgotten in a matter of days. How could producers, marketologists, managers of TV channels/studios not see that.

Please explain me someone this thing and share your thoughts about what is going on with the anime industry in general, I'm really looking forward to hearing your thoughts anime fans.

Anime Relations: Sora to Umi no Aida

FOR THE RECORD – THE REVIEW CONTAINS EXPLICIT VIOLENT LANGUAGE AND A SH*T TONN OF GRAMMATICAL MISTAKES, READ ONLY ON YOUR OWN RISK. I AM ALSO AWARE THAT THIS SO CALLED “REVIEW” IS GOING TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY MODERS PRETTY FAST, SO SAVE YOUR BREATH GUYS AND DON’T EXPLAIN ANYTHING.

AHAHAHAOHMYF***GOD! With bloody tears in my eyes I piss on the screen of my monitor and do a salto from the window of my apartment on the 6th floor – that’s the only adequate reaction this anime deserves.

Seems that each anime season will only get worse and worse as mankind evolves backwards and is about to enter its “golden age” of retardation. There were times when maho shoujo genre was something out of place (some of you might recall first reactions to the “Sailor Moon” series back in 1992-93) because of its childishness, 12-year old characters (Feast for pedophiles) and inappropriate plot development that could only lead you to the brain cancer. But now we have an autumn anime season of the 2018, and I think we are still going to be surprised by brand new horizons of stupidity that our eastern friends are going to bring, and they won’t stop until we all either watch everything they “create” or just goddamn die (2nd sounds much more desirable after all).

Convulsively shacking, eye-twitching, nervously teeth gnashing , but still silently wondering through what this season has brought, I’ve put up with another gay sh*t … hm, excuse me, shounen ai (Dakaretai Otoko 1-i ni Odorasete Imasu.), lesbian sh*t … damn, please excuse me again, shoujo ai (Yagate Kimi ni Naru), 8-year olds kawai cheerleading (Anima Yell!), bunny-dressed invisible girl (Seishun Buta Yarou wa Bunny Girl Senpai no Yume wo Minai), another pedophilic sister-complex-twisted idiocity (Ore ga Suki nano wa Imouto dakedo Imouto ja Nai), I’ve even put up with a catastrophically “psycho creator spotted” like show about a slime as a main character (Tensei shitara Slime Datta Ken)… A SLIME, A MOTHERF***ING SLIME (Oh the fountains of our imagination, will you ever bring us something worthy, or something like this is going to be a usual thing from now on…, cmon, feels like there are no fresh AND interesting ideas out there) … but when I saw this “mastersh*t” I could no longer hold myself in. Sora to Umi no Aida –ohhhh, ohhh, hold me people I’m about to EXPLODE!!!

F*CK, SH*T, TRASH and everything vulgar that you can come up with is just not enough to describe it. I mean what should a human being consume to trump up THIS. It was probably a very very very very very hard intoxication with cocain, crack, marihuana, lsd, meth and everything you can legally or illegally get nowadays, because in just first 5 minutes of 1 episode my brain was blown up, poured with acids and eventually packed his stuff and went into the sunset, which I considered to be absolutely impossible since I was able to watch the whole season of “Adventure Time” in one peace. The creators here have just set the record for the “STUPIDEST ANIME PROJECT EVER SEEN BY HUMANS”.

-CARL, CALL THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD BOOK, WE HAVE A BRAND NEW DOPE HERE!!! YEAH, IT GOES FOR 2 RECORDS: “STUPIDEST ANIME” & “LARGEST AMOUNT OF DRUGS CONSUMED BY A PRODUCTION TEAM”!!! YEAH, SEE YOU IN DA OFFICE,.. AND BRING ME THE SAME THING YOU GAVE TO THE DIRECTOR OF THIS,.. YEAH SEE YA!

And I thought that there is nothing worse than Kabuki Sawako’s works. WELL AT LEAST THEY DID NOT GET THE GREEN LIGHT FOR A WHOLE 20 MIN/EP SEASON.

Just let me kick you all in the plot thing pretty fast. Yes, plot “THING”, cause that’s not a plot, it’s a plot-like peace of cr*p. … Hm, a long time ago, in a kingdom far far away… oh, wait, no, in fact it goes nowadays and in our reality (well, almost). Out of nowhere, unexpectedly, all the fish on our planet has disappeared (which is pretty strange considering that the World Ocean contains over 200 species of fish(from big to small, from Dwarf Pigmy Roby to giant sharks from the deep, octopuses and whales(okay, whale is not exactly fish but THAT’S NOT THE POINT HERE)), not mentioning rivers that contain around 80 species; moreover, fishermen and scientists, and apparently nobody on out planet, has noticed anything until it was too late and the whole fish was “suddenly and irrevocably” gone; AND just in case of a situation like that, all the examples of fertilized caviar that are being sheltered in some sea researching labs have also gone… mystery… ; and WTF AAAAAAAAA NO GOD PLEASE NO NOOOOOOOOOO… even despite the fact that the surface of our planet is on 2/3 covered with water, still, STILL, STILL, ALL THE FISH WAS GONE AND WE HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING), that’s why … you ready? ARE YOU READY?ARE YOU SURE? YOU SURE READY? THERE WILL BE NO TURNING BACK AFTER THIS?.. that’s why the mankind came up with the solution – TO CREATE A DOSEN OF FISHING PLANETS ON THE ORBIT OF THE EARTH AND TO SEND FISHERMEN INTO SPACE TO FISH… AHAHAHA. F*CK. Oh, Jesus be my brother and Mary be my mother. So basically the author – Hiroi Ouji, creator of this wonderful and charming story, has made his whole imaginary world and everyone in it retarded and idiotic, just like himself apparently, by making such inconceivable and absolutely dull decisions, from a standpoint of a sane person; no civilization with the IQ coefficient that “high” would evolve to the stage of space traveling where they not only can terraform other planets, but even create them. And for what??? For fish??? Well, obviously a “Genius”, Hiroi Ouji, did not think about how CATASTROPHICALLY expensive would that be for the world economy (in anime it is said that Japan has singlehandedly arranged all that; yeah, such a circumstantial thing for such a big and rich country, they can allow to throw money on the creation of giant space tanks filled with fish)? How much would that take to build fishing planets around Earth? How much would a one single launch of “fishernauts” + other tech cost? Such ASTRONOMICAL numbers thrown just to get fish, from the standpoint of economy, the price should cover all the costs (fisher’s part, transporting, storage, local shops mark-up, etc.); WHO IN HELL COULD BE ABLE TO BUY THAT (one pike fish would cost around 10 mln dollars generally speaking)?

I understand this is just an anime and it should not be taken seriously, but this is just too far people, I can’t even take it as a “not serious” show, because it’s simply idiotic to the 100 power (or more). Only one simple question towards the whole idea around this spacefishing can mark it as a “crap of the insane person”, put this Hiroi Ouji guy along with Nigorikawa Atsushi (director) into the madhouse (not the studio but in the institution) where they should be kept until Jesus arrives – why would the mankind ever waste that much money if we could simply dilute fish in OUR OWN WATERS BACK AGAIN (since the mankind has build those fishing tanks-planets, we had some fertilized caviar in the end; and even so, WHY would we make that fish that giant? Okay, it’s a big tank so the bigger the fish is the more food is delivered for the short period of time since fishers don’t have to waste time catching a lot of small ones, BUT, if we have flooded those planet-tanks or whatever with fish, why haven’t our scientists thought of stripping the most dangerous species of teeth or claws so that the fishing process was easy and safe??? Seems like gene manipulation is not a problem nowadays for us,.. and we still cannot even afford ourselves to create such huge space pools, so wtf?)? WHY, WHY, WHY IN THE NAME OF GOD WOULD WE WANT TO CREATE OTHER PLANETS AROUND OUR PLANET? Don’t you know how a presence of another giant satellite (not mentioning that there was not one but multiple) could impact on our own planet, huh, Hiroi Ouji? The geo-system of Earth would have been waaaay too different from what it is now: oceans would have probably covered half of land, half of population would die, global climate changes, global catastrophes would lead to global war for resources, damn, our world would be in chaos,.. and all that would occur simply because we would want to eat some fish that could have been diluted here on Earth?! I know why you, Hiroi Ouji, came up with idea that “unique”(what kills me is how could this trash find a producer, a studio, a director, what channel said “YES” to this? Am I the one who is insane or what, please, please somebody explain me something!!!), its simple – you HAVE A DOWN SYNDROME (and I hope so much you’ll read this). That’s the only explanation, because when a sane human has an idea, he simply logically tests it, whether the idea is interesting, complex, innovative, entertaining, has some meaning in it, brings out something useful, etc… and whether it is SANE in the first place; while the idiot takes whatever comes into his head, becomes obsessed with it and in the end “SORA TO UMI NO AIDA” is what happens. It’s a new trick though – to produce shows for mentally undeveloped audience and I think it won’t be profitable but ok, who am I to tell what to do, we have ICONS OF THE ANIME INDUSTRY here, who have seen and been through a lot in their work, have a huge tumor instead of brains,.. I mean a huge experience, and who truly do know what an average anime fan needs, so they deliver… deliver sh*t, but who cares, it’s anime, so everything is fine.

With all that said about the general idea I would like to continue with the plot “thing” and a bit about characters. At this point I thought that there is NOTHING else that can surprise me, and yet again I was wrong. Seriously, just how much sh*t can be put into one 20-min long episode? Sure enough to cause the second BIG BANG in your head and a BUTHURT review 2000 words long. Exactly the time to reveal what our fishermen are like. Quick question for the reader – have you ever seen a professional woman fisher? I haven’t. Do you know why? Because there is no women in this world that would want to go swimming in the ocean for days, with no comfort, no TV, no shopping malls, no shower, one on one with hundreds of kilos of stinking fish. Just try to imagine yourselves a fisherwoman. You can’t? Neither can I. Yet again, this anime proves us to be WRONG, because the main character IS JUST ANOTHER TEENAGE GIRL (12-14 years old) AND SHE DREAMS OF BECOMING AN ASTROFISHERNAUT. OHHHHHHH, GOD, PLEASE KILL ME. Well, there are some guys spacefishers also, but they appear to be some douchebags (since this is man’s job, just like being a hooker is generally woman’s, they are being shown as sexists for simply trying to explain to 13(more or less) year old girls that FISHING IN SPACE is just not their kind of business) and we don’t have to pay our precious attention to them, cause when we think of anime what do we think of? That’s right, 2D CHAN. Ohhh, so stereotypical. So everything we are about to see on the screen are just some 2d chan fighting giant fish under the water using underwater mechasuits with some MAGICAL GUARDIANS THAT THEY UPLOAD AS AN APP ON THEIR SMARTPHONES WHICH ARE USED AS A BATTERY TO THE HIGHER MENTIONED SUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WOOOW, this if THE SH*T. I’ll ask again – HOW COME THIS PORRIDGE HAD A GREEN LIGHT?! Is there no decent manga out there to make an adaptation for, no decent game or novel, WTF PEOPLE?!! This is an absolute outrage and should be taken down IMMEDIATELY, the creators sent to the appropriate establishment and kept there FOREWER. This is a “psychopath breeding show”. Seriously, feels like a giant piece of sarcasm on reality, turning everything upside down in the most idiotic way possible. Speaking of another idiocy in this show – our main “heroin” gets being sent flying into space with no preparation, no skills, no proper documents. JUST LIKE THAT, she walks onto the aerodrome, sits into her seat and JUST LIKE THAT she gets a free ticket into space. NO supervision, NO training, NOTHING AT ALL. This, actually, is the only thing in this anime I, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HART, WISH WAS TO BE TRUE.

The animation is sh*t, art style – same. No “Hellsing Ultimate” graphics/drawings could save this from drowning. O STOP right there, sh*t does not drown actually, ahahaha. I’d be even more surprised if there actually was a decent animation in this, that would be such a huge dissonance, would be even more weird. Sound is nothing special and I don’t think it deserves attention, just like the WHOLE ANIME ITSELF!

Fiew, oh, my work is done here. Believe me or not, ALL THIS was written almost on one single breath, not taking my hands off the keyboard, except of to take a sip of water. If I’ve convinced at least someone NOT TO WATCH THIS, I already feel my work was not a waste, though I think I’ve only provoked the reader to watch this anime, which was not my intent, but YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED – this show is a consciousness killer, brain destroyer, SUICIDE WISH MAKER. So if you are tired of life’s unjust, lies and meaningless existence, I suggest you take a bottle of whiskey and a shotgun with you while watching this “work of genius”. I’m sure you’ll want to pull the trigger in less than 5 minutes (10 minutes for butthurt lovers and hardcore c*cksuckers) or so.

HAVE A HAPPY TIMESPENDING AND GOOD LUCK!!!

THIS SH*T GETS 1/1000 points on a global scale for brightest idea for a kids show and wins a special prize from me – “OFFICIALLY WORST NON-INDEPENDENT ONGOING SHOW”, generally speaking – THE SHIT SHOW.


P.S. Why does this “THING” have a 5.something rating here on MAL? C’mon guys, does this look like it’s a mediocre show? From which f*cking standpoint??? Another overrated sh*t, only this time it ACTUALLY is overrated at least 200 times.

P.S.S. If someone of you, my dear readers, happen to live in Japan, and if you ever (very unlikely, but still) meet Hiroi Ouji (story creator) or Nigorikawa Atsushi (director) or ANYONE from the stuff that worked on this anime, please, pretty please, PUNCH THEM AS HARD AS YOU CAN AND WITH ANYTHING YOU HAVE IN HAND RIGHT IN BETWEEN THEIR EYES… THEY DESERVE IT.

P.S.S.S. For the review moders who made it this far – JUMP ON DA BOTTLE!!!:):);)

Anime Relations: Mirai Nikki (TV)

Well, since the review was taken down by moders due to being "not constructive enough for a review", I'll just post it here.



As the world keeps changing, new things come into our lives, though some virtues never change. Looking back at the history of mankind, all I see is greed, pain, misery and terror. Just waiting to take you down, stick a knife in your back and enjoy the light and warmth of the sun on the mountain of corpse. But there is also love, compassion, trust, hope; and just as yin yang, this world is also an indivisible piece of light and darkness, good and evil, Mirai Nikki lovers and Mirai Nikki haters.

There is one good thing about being a pawn – while you’re small, you can witness the greatness of those giants that tower over the chessboard, their magnitude, silent wisdom and cold beauty. “What of them is Mirai Nikki”, – you ask?

- EVERYTHING!!!

It’s a knight, who overcomes his enemies with valor and steel will; a rook whose brute force makes everyone retreat; a bishop with his dark plans and traitorous moves; queen that charms everyone around and commands them from shade; a king, who stands with high raised head above all and doesn’t bend until the very end. Future Diary is a chessboard itself, black and white it reflects the true essence of life,.. and humans, as pieces on it.

Flawlessly flawless characters, gorgeously gorgeous plot, impeccably impeccable music, like a waltz of death dictated by a violin – this is the masterpiece that struck me and forever burned a marking on my soul. Like a puzzle, each piece of which ideally catches up with another, building greater larger view, picture of unseen beauty that makes you cry by just witnessing its genius work, impressing every moment into your memory with the strength of gravity of hundreds of suns!
As the world keeps changing, new things come into our lives, though some virtues always stay the same.

Mirai Nikki is the true image of human nature, true encyclopedia of human relations, tricks and lies, TRUE VERITY OF LIFE.

Mirai Nikki is Veni, Vidi, Vici.

Mirai Nikki is Checkmate.

Mirai Nikki is AMEN!

=====Happy End=====

10/10 - MASTERPIECE