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Anime Relations: Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch, Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch R2

The face of Republicans


Kallen: I'm going to see my boyfriend and there is nothing you can do to stop me, your only my brother.


Suzaku: I won't have my sister become a whore. Now take a seat you bitch.


Suzaku: I'm sorry sis but to prevent you from whoring you leave me no choice but to kill you.


Kallen: I have a gun too you know, after all this is America the land of the free.


Suzaku: Father what is Gods will?
The Emperor: You must bring me the gay fag Lelouch, God does not approve of fags, they are evil sinners who have turned to satan (Lucifer was the most beautiful angel and is therefore the hottest male to ever exist). Lelouch must be made to repent and see the error of his ways.


Suzaku: Father I have brought the gay.
The Emperor: Excellent, make him prostrate himself to God.



It is apparent that Suzaku's superhuman speed and ability to defy gravity is a blessing from God as a reward for his faithfulness.



Suzaku just won't die even after this explosion he continues to live on. It surely must be divine will.




Finally we move on to the face of Democrats.
Schneizel's thoughts: Ah life is wonderful, I have all these peasants I can con into making me wealthy through capitalism and all I have to do to keep them loyal is increase taxes and pretend to redistribute wealth from the rich to the poor. It's a small inconvenience, me and my rich accomplices just need to go through the extra hurdle of depositing our money in an offshore account in Liechtenstein or one of several other places.