So, Payella says goodbye to her mommy and J and begins packing for her journey. She brings with her all her communist bibles and futa shit. She brings J's prized horse to ride on and his mother's prized wine glass to drink from. And so she is not alone, she brings with her a trusty maid in waiting, Rob, to help her along her journey.
Half way through their travels, Payellla notices that she is thirsty. She asks for a drink of water from her maid and waiting and is amazed to find she cannot have what she wants. "NO. I SUCK. IM FROM CANADA AND YOU CAN GET OFF THAT FUCKING HORSE AND GET YOUR DRINK FROM THAT CREEK. I HATE BLACK PEOPLE TOO," is what her maid in waiting replies. So Payella, not knowing any better, gets off J's prized horse and gets herself something to drink. She pulls out her mother's wine glass and drinks from the creek. When she is finished and turns around and notices her maid in waiting has taken a seat on J's prized horse. "YOU SHALL WALK FROM NOW ON. IM AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP PARTNER." and so, not knowing any better, Payella begins to walk instead of riding J's prized horse.
Later, Payella again asks for a drink. And like the time before, she is made to go get herself her own drink. But before she is able to drink, Rob stomps over and takes her mother's prized wine glass. "MINE. I HATE GOD AND LIFE." Payella decides to drink with her hands out of the creek instead. The third time Payella asks for a drink, Rob completly denies her. "DAMMIT. I SUCK SO MUCH. I'M SO STUPID AND I SUCK AT EVERYTHING. HERE. LETS SWITCH CLOTHES. OH YES, AND IF YOU TELL ANYONE THAT WE'RE SWITCHING PLACES, I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT. US CANADIANS MEAN BUSINESS." So Payella does what she is told in fear of having her throat slit by a Canadian.
When they finally reach the faraway country which is home to the prince, they are greated with many people! When the king sees Rob in Payella's clothing and Payella in her maid in waiting's, he mistakes Rob for his son's new waifu. And so, fearing having her throat slit, Payella keeps her mouth shut.Rob tells the king how Payella was such a bad maid in waiting that she should be given one of the worst jobs the kingdom could offer. Rob also tells the king that J's prized horse was one of the worst she's ever ridden, and has the horse beheadedededed.
And so, Payella ends up working as a goose girl, herding and feeding goose, far from what she really was. J's prized horse was dead, and so Payella was also very sad. She was very sad indeed. Everything turned out very wrong and so she found that her life was quite miserable. Soon after arriving, the King notices that a few others have noticed the goose girl's polite tone and manners. The King also notices the revolting tones and few manners of the princess. And so the clever king begins to question things.
And so, Payella does just that, because she is a good girl and takes others advice and whipes her feet off before entering. She digs herself a pit, and let's the ordeal out. "THIS FUCKING CANADIAN.." For you see, Payella was very angry by this time. She had been holding it in for a very long time. But Payella's high pitched scream is so loud that everyone hears it, even the king himself. And so, the King knows Rob is a fake.
"I'M CANADIAN. SO I KNOW BEST. I'M REALLY BLACK AND FROM AFRICA. I HATE BLACK PEOPLE AND CHRISTIANS> GOD IS GAY. I'M A REBEL. THE PUNISHMENT IS TO BE PUT IN A SUPER FUCKING CANAIDAN BARREL STUDDED WITH FUCKING NAILS. AND THEY SHOULD BE NAKED. AND IT SHOULD BE ROLLED DOWN A HILL. THATS CANADIAN. AND THEN WE SHOULD PLAY HOCKEY WITH IT. YES."
and so, the King goes: "SOUNDS GOOD. You named your own punishment."
Then everyone knew.
And everyone was happy except for Rob.
And Payella was able to marry the prince and she had a proper brurial for J's most prized horse. And everyone was happy and lived happily ever after, except Rob. Because Canadians never live happily ever after.
THE END
Done.
1. Modest Mouse w/ Man Man & Love is Laughter
Date: ?
Place: I FORGOT
2. White Stripes w/ Dan Sartain
Date: FORGOT
Place: Sloth's Furnace
3. Blue Eyed Boy Mister Death REUNION + other bands
Date: Roughly Around 3/10/08
Place: Cave 9
4. Ampli Fest - went mainly to see Fake Tyrants
Date: 4/19/08
Place: Bottle Tree
PLANNING TO SEE/GO TO>
1. NONE AT THE MOMENT
MISSED/NOT ALLOWED DUE TO AGE LIMIT>
1. Man Man w/ Yeasayer
Date: 5/2/08
Place: Workplay Theater
2. The Sword w/ Torche & Stinking Lizaveta
Date: 5/27/08
Place: Bottle Tree
BUT... J is going to get me a poster signed by THE SWORD
Ok, so for the past however long things have just been going downhill... really bad. Today I had a bit of an epiphany, such a simple one but it was important none the less. I've always been trying to run away from daily care, anxiety, stress, etc. and I did find a way to... but I guess it was at the expense of my pleasure and individuality? I just felt peaceful constantly, not happy and not sad, I enjoyed it much more then being happy but I can reach this state without throwing away my individuality. Anyways today all of the sudden I just sort "released", I sort of let open something I didn't know I was keeping shut and here came my individuality just like that. I know how I'm describing this and how I describe everything else may be confusing, but just take it in it's entirety and try to comprehend how sudden and intense these things are. Anyways so my individuality came... it was coolz, I feltz happy in a way. Lately my main focus has been trying to truly become an Anarchist and I think that's what has been holding me down and continues to hold me down although I think I can get over it pretty soon and TRULY truly become an Anarchist... through my every day livez? Well whatever, so it's sort of weird adjusting since I've been living my life for so long without any stress or any care at all and here it all comes. Then I realized how some fo these feelings are due to my surroundings, I'M BEING HUMAN AGAIN *gasp*. So I'm REALLY experiencing the passive oppression I've been reading about and coming to understand. Lately I've been really thinking about starting a band and shiz but I didn't really have the inspiration and suddenly I think I do, so I'll probably try to start making shiz and if things work out I can startz a band with Blake and we can play at Cave Nine. Well whatever, but again I'll bring up how I'm starting to become stressful and am starting to develop some anxiety and it's... not cool. I can think of how I WANT things to be but I can't do any of until I'm older... which is pretty far away at the moment. But I'm still screwed up in the head and I still needz help one way or the other from me fellow peoplez / Selene.
If anyone reads this I'd be absolutely delighted to receive comments, toodlez.
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