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Anime Relations: Bikini Warriors

Should have never gone outside fml. No hot showers for me

Anime Relations: Kanokon

It is the year 2020 and my country is falling apart, so naturally, I thought, "I'm gonna get drunk and review kanokon." Grammarly has my back so I can be as lazy as I want for spelling. now to the review. alright so some backstory on me; this was my first anime I watched 100% the way through around six years ago, it's hard to remember to b honest. I had really no idea what I was watching, I think i just typed "anime" into google and clicked on crunch roll and this thing popped up. What I'm basically trying to say is kanokon made me into who I am today. so this review will be reflective of that. another thing worth noting is that i am not going to rewatch this for the sake of this review. You might say, "wait shouldn't you do that to give a proper review? And why isn't this in the review section?" My answer is: no 1. because i don't want to 2.because im spoiling shit. okayyyy i am starting now

So from what I can remember, the story is about a little guy surrounded by two hardcore shotacons. To be more specific, two HORNY shotacons. TO be even more specific, two HORNY fox shotacons. Hmm now that I'm thinking back on it harder than ever, I feel like its a hentai with the sex stripped out of it. Either way it clearly awakened something in me. Like the 15 year old weeblet I was saying like, "damn man japan crazy" but i was secretly meant was, "ok ngl a fox kiss is kinda hot." so back to kanokon, the the girls names were Chizuru and Nozomu Ezomori thanks Wikipedia. i think the Chizuru had the big juicy double doods and nozo was the white-haired ironing board. i think Chizuru was the #1 girl to the little mc. I could look up his name, but really its not important. This show is CLEALRY not about him. i always really liked nozo tho, she was cute and I didn't like how she always got shafted (not in the good way). there was another hot foz lady too... i think it was chizurus mom. she had the goods man. to put it delicately, Chizuru was a white castle slider and her mom was the big macc. FYI if you don't think I'm reviewing the plot, you're wrong. from what I can remember every scene is just our lil shota guy getting in different scenarios where he gets so turned on he dies or passes out. i think there was a time with a fight with chizurus brother, but it was super lame because whats the little guy gonna do? he's like a toddler against an angsty fox dude teenager.

i don't remember the music, but it was probably ok. the writing was the most standard thing you can imagine, but it does a good job of making the mc as character-less as possible so viewers can imagine themselves as him. F3ck man it worked on me. It obviously made me want to come back to anime in the future. So basically this show is one big trap that lured me all the way back to it and made me into the degenerate I am today. Thanks foxy girls. Im going to sleep