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March 22nd, 2015
Anime Relations: The☆Ultraman, Ultraman USA
Originally written on Feb 17, 2015

Hey guys, it's me again doing another Ultraman Nexus related rant.

So I've been recently told that one of the reasons this fantastic series was cancelled was because it somehow "traumatized" kids.

Before I go on about the "traumatized" kids, I'd like to give some shit to the people who made a poor decided to air it at a time where you viewers were watching because it's pretty much their fault.

Why the hell did you decide to air a show made for adults on Saturday mornings where most adults either have to work on Saturdays or sleep in from a long week of work etc? Your target demographic isn't watching your show which means no one else is watching it but kids. Who cares if it looks like a show for kids, looks can be deceiving.


Now for the main reason I did this rant, the KIDS! ^o^

I tried to understand how this show traumatized its younger viewers but I didn't get it. What made this show so horrible for them to the point they became traumatized? The only things that differentiated Nexus from other series of the franchise was unimportant fanboy technical stuff, the series had a more "serious" tone to it and the fact that the monsters ate people. Now before someone says that it's the monsters' and the fact that they were eating people was what traumatized the kids, I'd like to mention that these monsters made appearances in other series with no problem at all and that the scenes with people people getting eaten weren't graphic at all and where rather funny to watch.

Now you guys are probably thinking that I'm lying about how there's nothing wring with it and that I'm making Things up just to defend it but you guys can check this video out.



After watching This video, do you see something wrong with it? I don't.

TL;DR: Me ranting about how This show was aired at a bad time where its target demographic isn't watching it and children being pussies.
Posted by MechaKiryu | Mar 22, 2015 11:05 PM | 0 comments
March 20th, 2015
Anime Relations: The☆Ultraman, Ultraman USA
Rant originally written on January 10 2015

I've been arguing with this idiot who's trying to hide the fact that he's a weeaboo by saying "I'm not a weeaboo, I'm an otaku". He's talking about it as if it's any better and that it means anime fan. Anyway, I tried to explain him that an otaku is someone with an unhealthy obsession with something, it doesn't necessarily have to be with anime. He then replies to me by saying that he already knows what it means and that his "obsession" is unhealthy for him because he watches his anime at night and he misses hours of sleep.





You would think that he's joking but he's not. HE'S SERIOUS. He then tells me that the definition I gave him a stereotype. THE FUCK? Following his logic, teachers don't teach, that's just a stereotype. No matter how many fucking times I explain him what the word means, he keeps on denying it. Now he's running out of dumb excuses and he's calling me a bigot... HOW THE HELL AM I ACTING LIKE A BIGOT YOU DUMB WEEABOO CUNT?

You guys may be asking yourselves why am I calling him a weeaboo well here are my reasons.

>He has a stupid pseudo Japanese name

>He claims to know Japanese yet he sure does like to misuse Japanese words.

> Fedora tipping dumbass

> He watches anime ( GO DOWN TO THE LAST LINES OF THIS COMPLAINT BEFORE COMMENTING ABOUT THIS)

> Has an anime avatar

> Sees Japan as a gift from God

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN WATCH ANIME AND LIKE JAPANESE CULTURE WITHOUT BEING A FILTHY WEEABOO.

tl;dr: Dumbass trying to hide that fact that he's a weeaboo by calling himself an "Otaku" as If being that was any better.

You should stop reading this here because now I'm going to talk about Ultraman to make this blog anime related ( an Ultraman anime exists ).


This new song by Takamiy and Takeshi Tsuruno is awesome. They never fail at making awesome songs. Needs more DAIGO though

Posted by MechaKiryu | Mar 20, 2015 10:21 PM | 1 comments
March 6th, 2015
Anime Relations: The☆Ultraman, Ultraman USA
英雄 ( Eiyuu ) by doa

JAPANESE

カッコつけてるつもりで得意になって
(Kakko tsuke teru tsumori de tokui ni natte)

大事な事は全部置き去りにしちゃって
(Daijina koto wa zenbu okizari ni shi chatte)

自分で自分を苦しめているシュウジン
(Jibun de jibun wo kurushimete iru shuujin)

そんな僕にサヨナラさTransformation!
(Son'na boku ni sayonara sa Transformation!)


闇が怖くてどうする
(Yami ga kowakute dō suru)

アイツが怖くてどうする
(Aitsu ga kowakute dō suru)

足踏みしてるだけじゃ
(Ashibumi shi teru dakeja)

進まない
(Susumanai)


男なら 誰かのために強くなれ
(Otokonara dareka no tame ni tsuyokunare)

歯を食いしばって 思いっきり守り抜け
(Ha wo kuishibatte omoikkiri mamorinuke)

転んでもいいよ また立ち上がればいい
(Korondemo ī yo mata tachiagareba ī)

ただそれだけ できれば
(Tada soredake dekireba)

英雄さ
(Eiyū sa)


今日もなんだかやる気が起きないなんて
(Kyō mo nandaka yaruki ga okinai nante)

甘え尽くしの自分が本当は嫌いで
(Amae-dzukushi no jibun ga hontōha kiraide)

とりあえずは外(おもて)で深呼吸 更新
(Toriaezu wa soto (omote) de shinkokyū kōshin)

そんじゃ今からしましょうかTransformation!
(Son ja ima kara shimashou ka Transformation!)


弱気になってどうする
(Yowaki ni natte dō suru)

明日の君はどうする?
(Ashita no kimi wa dō suru?)

黙って下向いてちゃ
(Damatte moto mui techa)

聞こえない
(Kikoenai)


男なら 誰かのために強くなれ
(Otokonara dareka no tame ni tsuyokunare)

ぶつかり合って 精一杯やってみろ
(Butsukari atte seiippai yatte miro)

泣いてもいいよ また笑えればいい
(Naitemoīyo mata waraereba ī)

ただそれだけ できれば
(Tada soredake dekireba)

英雄さ
(Eiyū sa)


男なら 誰かのために強くなれ
(Otokonara dareka no tame ni tsuyokunare)

女もそうさ 見てるだけじゃ始まらない
(On'na mo sō sa miterudake ja hajimaranai)

これが正しいって 言える勇気があればいい
(Kore ga tadashī tte ieru yūki ga areba ī)

ただそれだけ できれば
(Tada soredake dekireba)‎

英雄さ
(Eiyū sa)


男なら 誰かのために強くなれ
(Otokonara dareka no tame ni tsuyokunare)

歯を食いしばって 思いっきり守り抜け
(Ha wo kuishibatte omoikkiri mamorinuke)

転んでもいいよ また立ち上がればいい
(Korondemo ī yo mata tachiagareba ī)

ただそれだけ できれば
(Tada soredake dekireba)

英雄さ
(Eiyū sa)


ENGLISH LYRICS

Taking in myself to look cool
Leaving everything important behind
I'm a prisoner who torments himself
Say goodbye to me Transformation!

What if you're afraid of darkness?
What are you going to do if you're afraid of him?
If you take baby steps
You won't get anywhere

If you're a man, be strong for someone else
Clench your teeth and protect them with your fullest
If you fall, be able to stand up on your own
And if you can do that
You're a hero

Today I'm somehow not motivated
I really hate myself for being spoiled like that
For now, take a deep breath, renewal
From now, let's start a Transformation!

What are you going to do if you become weak
What's the you of tomorrow going to do?
If you keep quiet with your head down
No one will hear

If you're a man, be strong for someone else
Collide with each other with all your might
It's okay to cry, just be able to laugh again
And if you can do that
You're a hero

If you're a man, be strong for someone else
And the women, nothing will begin just by looking
If you have the courage to say this is right
And if you can do that
You're a hero

If you're a man, be strong for someone else
Clench your teeth and protect them with your fullest
If you fall, be able to stand up on your own
And if you can do that
You're a hero





LISTEN TO THE SONG HERE!

Posted by MechaKiryu | Mar 6, 2015 9:22 PM | 0 comments
December 25th, 2014
Yeah, I'm back here again because I'm still reading some really stupid shit in the comment section so once again, I'm doing a rant on this because people still didn't get the fucking message and are coming up with more nonsensical crap to call it racist or just to hate it. This rant will be me replying to some stupid shit I read in the comment section or other places around the internet. Let's begin!

" Hello kitty is targeted to children and I don't think they wanna know about her fucking vagina." I'm not sure if the guy was serious when he wrote this or... Fuck it, I couldn't care less if he was joking or not. In the song she's basically talking about how she's friends with Hello Kitty and it's a secret. That's all she talks about in this redundant song. Even if she was singing about her genitalia, Hello Kitty isn't just targeted towards children. There's plenty of screwed up Hello Kitty themed shit online such as Hello Kitty vibrators, Hello Kitty shotguns and a bunch of crap like that.

"They made all the background dancers look the same to say that people from Japanese are all the same." The director of this video IS Japanese ( I may be wrong but that's what I heard ), do you really think he'd do something like that? He isn't fucking Chief Keef, he doesn't hate his own people. Funny thing is, you make yourself look downright racist by making a stupid statement like that. The background dancer do not look the same at all, one of them is even shorter than the others. I can go on with this one but I'll have to go to the next comment.

"She's copying Skrillex's hairstyle." Skrillex did fucking patent the hairstyle. With your logic, I can't grow a beard because some random prick across the street has one. It's just retarded.

My last rant: I don't see what's racist but the song is a crock of shit. The main problem with this song is that the title is called Hello Kitty but it's nowhere to be found in the video. Where the hell did Hello Kitty go? Also the song has no relevance with Hello Kitty at all. This might as well be called harakiri ( Seppuku ). And furthermore, this song was for her Japanese fans, there isn't anything wrong with it so why call her racist? Wait I know why! It's jealousy.


I wasted four fucking hours writing this shit.


TO ALL MY WEEABOO WHITE KNIGHTS ( OR SAMURAI IF YOU PREFER BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HATE EVERYTHING THAT'S NOT JAPANESE ) YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSING ANYONE SO GO BACK TO YOUR HENTAI SHIT OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU GUYS DO JUST STOP MAKING STUPID CLAIMS THINKING IT MAKES YOU LOOK SMART.

Link to the song ( cancer )

Posted by MechaKiryu | Dec 25, 2014 11:43 PM | 2 comments
December 3rd, 2014
Anime Relations: The☆Ultraman
Top 5 things that piss me off about the Godzilla fandom.



I'm going to make it clear that I'll be saying "they" a lot in this list but I'm not referencing all Godzilla fans just the ones that do this shit. Note: I'm giving every number on this list a title and I'll keep the rants short.




Number 5




Opinions

As a lot of people know, G- fans can't take opposing opinions. I'm sure pretty much a lot of people have been prosecuted by others especially when I comes to Zilla. Once anyone would say "I kinda like 98, it's not that bad." or "Godzilla isn't the best monster ever" they'd flip their shit. IT'S AN OPINION, there's no reason why they should be upset and call others trolls because they don't like the same things.



Number 4




Final Wars haters

I know that not everyone who doesn't like final wars are bad. I'm really referencing the ones who call themselves "hardcore fans". Here's some quotes made by those "hardcore fans" and others that are just fans; "The choice of monsters are fucking retarded, why's King Caesar in it and not Destroyah? He's way better." The person who made this comment ( he actually did a video that's 100% bullshit from beginning to end ), never did any research whatsoever and he has the balls to say that choice of monsters were retarded. The reason why King Caesar was in it and not Destroyah was because the movie was a tribute to the showa era and the Director's favorite movie was Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla and his favorite monster was King Caesar. " Godzilla final wars ripped off the matrix. " This takes the cake for the most retarded statement ever, oh yeah Ozaki stopped lasers in midair. You're talking like Matrix was an original movie and how it wasn't done before. Star Wars does it fucking all the time and a Dalek even pulled that shit off in Doctor Who ( Stolen Earth/Journey's End ). Did anyone bitch about it? Nope, nope and nope! Matrix isn't the only martial arts movie in existence either. Last one because this one is my favorite: "The Xilien guy is gay" Kazuki Kitamura has a freaking son and a wife, how the hell can he be gay?




Number 3




Godzilla

No, I don't hate Godzilla he's a great monster. I'm going to talk about what they say about him. "Godzilla is invincible, no-one can kill him" Godzilla is NOT invincible. He's been killed four times. He got killed by the Oxygen Destroyer in 1954, he got killed by a freaking missile, you read that right, a MISSILE in 1984 but he got revived by a nuclear explosion. He melted to death in Godzilla vs. Destroyah and got killed by a missile again in Godzilla Mothra King Ghidorah Giant Monsters All-Out attack. Why the hell do they still say this shit?




Number 2




Roland Emmerich

The fans ALWAYS get butthurt when that name is mentioned in a discussion. Here's a recent quote made by a fucking idiot. "Roland Emmerich is a nazi" What the serious fuck? You can dislike him but this stupid comment went way to far. I can go on but since I've been typing this for three hours now I choose not to.




Number 1




#RodanConfirmed

Oh yeah, you guys knew I was gonna put this on the list. #RodanConfirmed was supposed to be a joke making fun of the people who believed that the Flying Muto was Rodan when we first got a glimpse of him in the Godzilla 2014 trailer. I admit myself that I used to think it was funny but now, it's run it's course and it's not funny anymore. The movie came out in America like a month ago and people still go around trolling the internet with this shit. Enough is enough, the joke's old and it's not funny anymore.


The Ultraman fandom is way better than this cancer.

tl;dr Me raging over a shitty fandom.
Posted by MechaKiryu | Dec 3, 2014 4:15 PM | 2 comments
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