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September 4th, 2010

strawberry milk

STRAWBEERRY MILK (ichigo gyuunyuu)

~ Gintoki Sakata ~

"Listen up!
Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it's cold outside your bed.
You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don't stop! You can't stop!
That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!?"'

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- Gintoki: Eh? Who cares if we try to mix things up some? You know what they say, all things change…being the only competitor means being the victor! Don’t get pissed off at me! If you think you can blame me and avoid responsibility, you’re way off! The night is crawling with demons! Listen up! What we need is this! [holds up strawberry milk] Yes, calcium. If we have enough calcium, we can do anything! Trouble with tests? Fighting with your parents? Some girl you like? Odiferous nethers? If you have enough calcium, all of these can be solved!
- Shinpachi: No, they won’t! No matter how much calcium you get, you’ll still have broken bones after being hit by a car!
- Gintoki: I got hit too, but I’m still kicking! It’s all thanks to my daily intake of this miracle elixir.
- Shinpachi: You only drink strawberry milk! Don’t act like some tough guy!
- Gintoki: What’s that? I drink milk coffee too.
- Kagura: [eating] It’s got about 100 calories per serving, low salt content, and all the omega fatty acids you could want. Milk’s great.
- Shinpachi: That’s my food!
- Gintoki: Drink the strawberry milk. Strawberry milk.
- Shinpachi: Oh gross. Sickly sweet!
- Gintoki: What was that?! Gintoki has breath like a field of flowers.
- Shinpachi: Uwah! Shinpachi takes 99 points of damage!