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July 15th, 2013
Anime Relations: Kami nomi zo Shiru Sekai

"What is your ideal girl?" You usually hear this in your elementary days or your pre-teens and in my case, who is in third year college student right now, just yesterday on a post made by Heaven's Lost Property's facebook page (fanpage). I got ready to type in the description of my ideal girl onto the comment box but surprisingly...I found myself unable to type anything then it dawned on me "What IS my ideal girl?" I thought hard and through but came to no conclusion, the thought kept bugging me even while going through the grocery store.


(elegance is hard to come by in real life )

Really, What is an "ideal girl"?, simply put an ideal girl is someone who embodies all the desirable qualities of the man in question, the criterie varies from person to person obviously, but yet here I am at a loss of words and unable to produce anything. If one were to ask me about in my younger years I would have been able to give an answer straight away but that is no longer the case as you can see. I feel that with everything that I have experienced and my exposure to anime made me like this, Anime is not to blame for this, it would seem that I have just been hardened by said experiences. One example of these experiences is with my ex girlfriend, yes I had a girlfriend and to be honest those were some of the happiest days that I had but she has a yandere personality and like every archetype you see in anime, these personalities do not jive well with the real world, eventually things didn't last between the two of us and it left a bitter taste my persona.


(as much as I like Gasaii Yuno, yandere just doesn't go well with real girls)

Even way back before those happened I started inclining more to the 2D world with the inclusion of waifus in my life as a substitute for the lack of affection from women. Since we are on the topic of 2D women during my many adventures in the youtube world I have encountered a video made by Gaijin Goomba who is talking about what he hates about the Japanese Culture and, that's right, he hates the fact that men there have been reduced to loving 2D, inanimate and fictional characters instead of looking for real women to love. During his entire video I acknowledged with everything he said in it and naturally I got hit with some of his arguments, he himself said that he also once fell to this state because his ex fiance just left him for no reason for another guy, I agree with his statement "I had to do, what I had do to in order to fill that giant void in my heart" and that is exactly the state that I am in now. My recent adventures with real women who blackmailed me and/or end up breaking up with them only to not fill their end of the promise of it being just between the two of us, or just balls up being friendzoned countless of times wasn't really that pretty and only reinforced the concept of 2D in me. I was so hurt by the succeeding bad events in relationships that I closed my mind to the idea of getting in a real one and this for me probably blurred my idea of the ideal girl.


(link to the video of Gaijin Goomba
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5-4q8sK9yI
if you have a youtube account you might want to check his channel out
http://www.youtube.com/user/GaijinGoomba)

The idea of my "ideal girl" got crushed after everytime I try to conquer the woman who have some of the qualities that I am looking for ended up failing. Eventually I got tired and sought refuge in 2D. This is only natural for people, a person by nature doesn't want to experience pain and will eventually avoid what causes them pain but for some reason all sense of logic and intelligence disappears when faced with the emotion of love. I guess you could say that I got hurt several times to learn that this is not going to work. It's sad and pathetic but that's how things turned out for me fortunately/unfortunately (however you want to look at it)


(one of the things that I have been following for a long time now)

an Ideal girl in the end is someone whose qualities is what you are looking for in a female partner, the reason the characters in my profile became my waifus is because I love their qualities and what makes them, them. Azusa is cute and funny but knows her responsibilities, Nymph is a tsundere and archetypes don't do well with real girls and Asia is very gentle and motherly-like. I already explained before that I tried to conquer women with similar qualities to them but all of them ultimately bombed or ended up biting me in the ass. I was hardened enough to believe that not a single girl like that exists. I may be appearing weak and pathetic but i'm just tired of moving forward to the next conquest because one way or another it will ultimately fail.

That probably just about sums it up. I guess this doubles as my take on the "Ideal girl" idea and an explanation to why I am heavily into 2D and perverted and not that interested in 3D. I may look at beautiful real life women and adore their beauty but will only stay at that.

Posted by IIHaseOII | Jul 15, 2013 11:26 PM | 3 comments
July 3rd, 2011
ok...this is a fanfic of the Vocaloid pair Miku and Luka, I will be using some of the art that I have found throughout the internet and of course NONE OF THOSE were made by me and I give full credit to whoever made them. No copyright infringement is intended.


-Magnet-


Miku was a girl who has slightly different preferences comparred to other girls, she is a apparently a lesbian and after finiding out about this her siblings have shuned her away because they think that having a sister like her is a disgrace and an embarrasment. After being thrown out of their house Miku has decided to stick by her decision and show them that she did the right thing...for her at least...



During her senior year in highschool she met a girl named Luka. Luka was the school idol and everybody looks up to her as an inspiration to strive harder, Miku quickly fell in love with Luka because as expected of an idol she is beautiful, sexy and intelligent. One day Miku confessed her feelings to Luka but of course she was quickly turned down by her, Of course Miku was saddened by this but it didn't matter to her as she was able to maintain her friendship with Luka. One day Luka asked Miku to come with her to the park, Miku said that she will just catch up because she hs to attened fencing class, Luka decided to wait for her on one of the benches located at the park. After a few minutes have passed three big guys approached Luka, they were all trying to pursuade Luka to join them in their "hangging-out" but Luka just said that she is already with someone, the three men didn't take her excuse and persuaded her even more until it came to a point where they were already sexually harrasing Luka. Out of nowhere Miku jumped at one of the men with a big stick in hand and smacked one of them clean on head. After a few minutes of fighting Miku managed to fight off the three men, Miku quickly approached Luka who was sitting down on the ground crying. Miku hugged Luka and said "There, There...you don't have to worry about things like this from happening again because I will always protect you". After getting some ice cream, Luka looked like she was in the deepest parts of her mind thinking about whatever that might be bothering her thoughts. After a few minutes Luka held Miku's hands and looked her in the eye and said "Miku i'm sorry for turning you down on that day, I have a reputation to maintain and I couldn't let myself get involved with love. But now I know that my status doesn't matter and I couldn't just let it contorl my life...The truth is Miku....I also love you" Miku's heart ran like a racecar in the verge of winning in the final lap and her face just instantly turned red, Miku replied "R-R-Really? you mean it's alright with you?" Luka smiled and said "of course" afterwhich she kissed Miku's cheek.



2 months have passed and Miku and Luka are already like couples. Thankfully the entire school didn't really bother much about the issue although some teachers and friends were shocked by the news they all learned to accept it in the end. Luka asked Miku to go with her to the mall because she wanted Miku's help in telling her special friend something, Miku wholeheartedly agreed and they went to the mall after classes. Miku wondered who Luka's "special friend" was... several thought came to her mind like it could be her suitor or it could be her friend with whom she haven't seen in a very long time. As they approached the backery in the mall, she noticed someone who vaguely look familiar although she can't really remember who it is. As they approached the person the person said in a very hostile voice "YOU!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!" Miku quickly recognized the voice as Kaito, her borther, Miku was shocked as to see why Kaito was here, Luka said "Miku i'd like you to meet-" Miku interrupted Luka and said "I know him Luka..." Luka looked surprised and she said "Oh! so that means you know that I was in an arranged marriage with him?" Miku couldn't believe her ears, her heart broke in a thousand pieces, her hands started to shake and she almost lost her balance. Luka said to Kaito "This is the person whom I love, I have already told you several times that I don't agree with our arranged marriage" Kaito reacted violently "I KNOW YOU DON'T AGREE WITH IT! BUT TO BE WITH HER!?! OF ALL PEOPLE!?! AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNEW THAT YOU WERE INTO THIS THING ALSO!!!" Kaito stormed away without hearing Luka's explanation, Miku was still shocked as to what Luka said earlier to react to everything that was happening at the moment.... A few days later Miku was still silent from what happened, Luka tried her best to talk to Miku about her disagreement with the arranged marriage and that she doesn't even love Kaito, Miku only nodded to everything Luka said. It lasted for another week before Luka got fed up with the situation between her and Miku, so she thought of a better way for the both of them. The next day after classes Miku received a text message from Luka saying that she needed some help in fixing her house, with nothing else to do Miku went to Luka's house and knocked on the door, there was a faint response but Miku recognized the voice and she opened the door, she looked around the house to see what needs to be fixed but everything looks fine, Miku heard Luka's voice comming in her room so she went upstairs and knocked on the door, "Sorry Miku but my hands are full at the moment, the door is open just come inside", As soon as Miku entered the door her eyes were amazed to see the room spotless, there was no clutter, no mess, everything was in order Miku began suspicious, she entered the room to investigate. As soon as she entered the room she heard a faint clicking sound comming from the door, instinctively she turned around to see what was the cause of the sound and to her shock she saw Luka standing in front of the door as if she was barring Miku's way out of the room, "Luka! What are you doing!?! Why are you standing in front of the door?" screamed Miku "I'm sorry Miku but I think this is the best way for you to forget the entire incident back at the mall" Luka said in a rather exhausted manner. Luka walked closer and closer to Miku, just the same Miku awkwardly stepped back every time Luka took a step, Miku is starting to get scared "Wha-Wha-What are you going to do Luka?", Miku's back was already against the wall and Luka still kept going closer to Miku and no sooner Luka was already in front of Miku and all she could do was close her eyes and brace for whatever Luka was going to do. Luka stroked Miku's hair and she gave Miku a kiss in the lips, Miku was both shocked and surprised and instinctively pushed Luka back. While she was catching her breath Miku asked Luka "What was that for?" Luka went to her bed and sat there afterwhich she replied "Miku, time and time again I tell you that I don't care about my relationship with Kaito and I already broke my engagement with him a long time ago but you still won't listen", Miku was at a loss of words, she was so dumbfounded at Luka's stand and realized how stupid and selfish she acted. Luka placed her hand on her chest and said "...so now....I will prove it to you that I still and will always love you with the help of my body!".



after a few minutes of undressing Miku was lying down on Luka's bed and Luka is positioning herself ontop of Miku, Miku faintly said "ummm....please Luka....don't be too rough on me...it's my first time" Luka giggled and said " ow come on, it's not like I have a dick or anything, but ok, I won't do things to rough" she winked at Miku and started kissing her deeply. Their tongues twirled around each other, Luka teased Miku's right nipple and Miku started moaning much to Luka's enjoyment. After kissing they went for the 69 position, Luka side commented on Miku's pussy on how pink and untouched it was of course Miku was embarrased at it but she also complemented on Luka's pussy in a shy manner, Miku started licking Luka's pussy and so did Luka, after a few licks the licking started getting faster and they started pushing their tongues inside, Miku gave in to the pleasure and moaned loudly while Luka continued, Miku kept saying "Luka!! If-if-if you keep on doing that...I-I-I-I will c-c-c-" Luka stopped licking and started inserting to her finger into Miku's pussy, the sudden change of stimulus and sensation arroused Miku's pussy more and no sooner Miku screamed "AAAAHHH ♥ ♥ ♥ I'm!! CUUUUUMMIIINNGGG!!!!!" she squirted into Luka's face. Miku was breathing heavily and when she regained enough strength to open her eyes she saw Luka's face coverd with her come, Luka was annoyed and said "You came before me, that's not fair" Miku replied in an exhausted manner "Well *huff* you were going *huff* so fast and I *huff* just lost it" Luka wiped the cum off her face and giggled "hehehe I was just joking". Feeling that they are both done with the foreplay, the decided to go ahead to the real deal. They both spread their legs and moved their pussies closer to each other, "Luka....I'm not too sure about this" Miku said anxiously, Luka smiled and said "Don't worry Miku, I'll take care of everything" although Miku could also sense the anxiety in Luka's voice but she just shrugged it off her mind. "ok, here we go" they moved their pussies closer and closer until it finally made contact, they both made a slight moaning sound and had a slight pause. Miku took the initiative to go first and she began rubbing her pussy against Luka's, Luka did the same. For a few seconds Luka and Miku were moaning loudly, suddenly Miku embraced Luka and kissed her deeply, Luka was surprised but didn't mind it that much and no sooner she hugged Miku back. Feeling that the sensation was too great, they crossed their legs on the body of one another and they felt each other even more which increased their pleasure even more. Miku stopped kissing and said "Luka!!....I'm...I'm going to---" Luka interupted "Yes!!....Me too!!!" realizing this they moved harder and harder until- "I'm!!! CUUUUUMMIIIIIIIINNGG!!!!!".

After their intimate time, Luka and Miku's relationship were stronger than ever. They supported each other with whatever problem they may encounter. After a few more months they finally graduated, graduation hats are being tossed in the air and almost everybody is crying with both happiness and sadness with their close friends. Miku saw Luka standing near the gate of their school and of course she approached her.

"Luka?"

"Yes, Miku?" with her back still turned against Miku

"Umm...congratulations"

Luka turned around smiling and said

"Miku...will we ever see each other again?"

"What made you say that?"

"Well I am going to a college that's pretty far away, my parents want me to study there"

"....really? because my guardian also told me to study at a far away school"

"ooww?...."

"yeah...."

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"soo..." Luka said nervously

"hmm?"

"what college are you attending?"

"ow umm...well....I will be studying at Armmagus"

"!! Really?"

"yeah why?"

"Because I will be studying there too!!"

"Really!?!"

"Yes!! Miku!!"

"Wow!! Now we don't have to worry about sepparation anymore"

"Yes, you're right"

not being able to contain their excitement they hugged each other and cried happily because they won't be seperated from each other...ever again...





-THE END-



Vocaloid belongs to to their respective owners, the same goes to the artworks I DO NOT own any of these...well except for the story I made the story :3



Posted by IIHaseOII | Jul 3, 2011 9:23 PM | 1 comments
April 16th, 2011
- Chapter 1:Test -

Our protagonist is Jin, he is an 18 year old student of Armmagus, he has short brown hair, has an average body build and he excells at using swords. His friend is Korin, Korin's full name is Korin Almaz Z. and he is relatively shorter than the other students at Armmagus, when people ask him what does the Z stand for he only replies in "it's a secret" or "you'll find out soon" and his partner is Astraea Aezor. Partners in Armmagus function something along the lines of "cheerleaders" for their other partner,but there are also other partners that fight alongside their partner. Now going back to Jin's test. As soon as Jin pushed the door open, a big flash of white engulfed his vision, as soon as he regained his vision from the flash he was already in front of the examiners, they were all siting in a straight row. After a short silence, the first examiner asked "are you ready to begin the test?" Jin felt really tense and nervous but he breathed deeply and said "yes sir, I am ready" the examiners took out their evaluation sheets and they all clapped their hands in perfect synchronization the room flashed white again and after a few moments after Jin regained his sight again he was standing in this big arena-like room, similar to those which were used during the gladiator matches of old times. Jin began summoning his katana "Unlimited" he switched to a stance which looks like someone who is about to draw his sword from its sheath, he focused his energy in his left hand and thought of the katana materializing in it, after focusing the energy at a controlled amount he released Unlimited, Unlimited looked like a typical katana. The examiners spoke through the air "it looks like you are ready for the exam, we will now give you the instructions" Jin's face turned sour because he already knew and memorized the rules and objectives of the exam but he had to listen to it anyway since he can't really tell the examiners to skip the insturctions. All that Jin know is that depending on how he performed in the exam, the examiners will find a suitable partner within the school and assign him to her. After the instructions the examiners said "This test will be about your physical capabilities" , the instructors snapped their fingers and immediately 5 puppets materialized in front of Jin, each puppet appeared to be holding a weapon of their own, the voice of the instructors once again rang throughout the arena "You have to defeat each of these puppets in order to progress, but be warned... these puppets are replicas of weapon masters of each weapon that they carry". Jin's reaction didn't change since he already knew what he will be up against, Jin readied himself for the puppets and the examiners said "Test....BEGIN!!!" Jin whispered to himself "let's go Unlimited"

- End of Chapter 1 -
Posted by IIHaseOII | Apr 16, 2011 8:43 AM | 4 comments
April 14th, 2011
Note: Ok this will the the very first in the series that I will occasionally or usually write from time to time. I have used some of the terms in various animes and video games soo NOT all the terms used here are mine, they all belong to their respective owners.


-Prologus-

It was a bright day as the people of Shiro went about their daily lives. Their is one boy in the school of Armmagus who is just like everybody else, but he felt isolated, As he walked along the hallways of the school he looked left and right to see several of the students there have their own respective partners, while he doesn't have one. As he approached his classroom he was greeted by his friend "Korin", "Hey Jin, you ready for today's test?" Jin shook his head, "aaawww, that's too bad, don't give up man, you'll pass this test soon, I just know it!". Soon after a scream was heard coming from the hallway, Jin and Korin looked at the direction of the noise only to find a relatively short yet extremely busty girl running down the hallway, the girl screamed "KOORRIIIINN!!!!", as soon as the girl stopped in front of them, Korin said"Oh! There you are Astraea!", as soon as Astraea got her breathe back she said "Jin! I found a trick in the test that could help you out" Jin's face lit up and asked "really? what is it?" Astraea reached into the pocket in her skirt and pulled out a small bottle with some strange liquid inside. Jin's face was puzzled and as soon as Astraea noticed Jin's face she said "Oh silly me" she placed the bottle in Jin's hands and said "Drink it and it will amplify your powers by a little bit" Jin didn't like the idea much but he agreed with it anyway, he drank the contents of the bottle and he suddenly like he was filled with vigor and life, he felt like he will finally pass the test. He gathered up all his confidence and said goodbye to Korin and Astraea, he gulped as he opened the door and he said to himself "This is it, I will get my partner this time".

-End of Prologus-
Posted by IIHaseOII | Apr 14, 2011 6:31 AM | 1 comments
January 7th, 2011
Anime Relations: Pokemon
So I was browsing through the net and apparently i found pokemon pics and not just any pokemon pictures. This particular pictures showcase pokemon in their girl version o_O weird you might say? well here is what they would averagely look like



yup that's roserade and since I saved a lot into my pc I decided that I might as well post them in my blog xD

ps. I DID NOT make these and all credits goes to whoever made these awesome artworks :)

Wigglytuff


Venusaur


Vaporeon


Ursaring


Unown (letter F)


Umbreon


Tedyursa


Suicune


Slugma


Salamence


Ryquaza


Skarmory


Roselia


Remoraid


Bellosom


Pikachu


Pelipper


Octillery


Miltank (my favorite of them all :D)


Milotic


Mightyena


Mew


Meganium


Kingdra


Houndour


Magby


luvdisc


Latias (this one looks like something out of Monster Hunter xD)


Kyogre


Kiralia


Houndoom


Giratina (I'm not to sure about this one please correct me about this)


Gardevoir


Dratini


Dragonite


Dragonair (again not sure if correct name please correct)


Corsola


Charizard


Celebi


Bayleef


Articuno


Arcanine


Altaria


Xatu


that's more or less what's on my pc note that there may be multiple versions of one pokemon so you may see some other versions of one pokemon in the future if your just browsing the net :)
Posted by IIHaseOII | Jan 7, 2011 10:38 PM | 9 comments
June 23rd, 2010
Anime Relations: Katekyou Hitman Reborn!
I found this website through another club and I thought of making some cards....I started out w/ Tsuna and it turned out quite nice, soo I'm thinking of making an entire card series out of them, just like Jaden's Elemental Heroes.

Soo anyway here goes.
(soo far it's still Tsuna but I'll start working on the other Guardians when I have time)

Tsuna
Posted by IIHaseOII | Jun 23, 2010 8:23 AM | 3 comments
It’s time to ditch the text file.
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