March 15th, 2017
MAL Graph Manga Achievements
Anime Relations: ReLIFE
Horror
Lv.1: HONEY, I'M HOME: WHAT IS FOR DINNER TODAY?
Lv.2: Lovely Smile of a Psychopath: You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
Mahou Shoujo
Lv.1: Let me lift that curse: If you wish hard enough, you can become a magical girl in the blink of an eye.
Lv.2: Conflict Breaker: Fighting hardly solves any problems. There are better ways to live our lives.
Mystery
Lv.1: Curiosity: If it is you who is curious, no case shall remain unsolved.
Lv.2: Determination: No matter who the villain is... you WILL find out the answers.
Romance
Lv.1: Mixed feelings: 98% hatred, 2% love. Give it some time and these two will reverse.
Lv.2: Love me or die: Yandere is a form of love too. A rather extreme one, but still!
Lv.3: Breaking the chains: With love, nothing is impossible. You just have to let someone break you free of restrictions.
Lv.4: Heart That Never Stops Beating: When I see you, my kokoro goes doki-doki and the sekai starts to spin around. How could I live without you?
Vampires/Demons
Lv.1: Sweet tooth: Donuts? Really? You lived for 500 years just to eat them?
Lv.2: Vegetarian: Some creatures prefer juicy fruits instead of sucking blood or eating raw meat. Weaklings.
Boys Love
Lv.1: Inner Fujoshi Awakened: I was just taking a peek in this manga I accidentally found... and surprisingly liked it.
Lv.2: Not a Day Without BL: It's already too late to stop and turn back, just remember to watch your back while reading.
Novel
Lv.1: Cracking the Book: You didn't get bored reading plain text.
Lv.2: IKEA Trip: Instead of playing Candy Crush, you now read during transit.
Infinite Stamina
Long runner: The best stories can't be told in less than 20 volumes.
Virgin
Chastity Belt: Mama said that if you touch your no-no square, the Yogi Bear will come and get you. Congratulations on resisting the siren call of h-doujin!
Dat Plot
So Good I Can't Handle It: Mean manga score above 8.5. Looks like you only pick the best titles to read.
Completionist
Lv.1: I've seen some sh**: Despite seemingly endless suffering, you've never dropped any manga. That's impressive.
Time
Lv.1: Downward Spiral: Once drawn inside this inky whirlpool, you will find yourself sinking faster than the Titanic.
Lv.2: Revelations (18:14): You've developed quite the appetite. Devouring fifty chapters a day doesn't seem challenging to you anymore.
Passed mark
Lv.1: Casual reader: Read 100 manga. Looks like reading doesn't hurt.
Lv.2: Bookworm: Read 200 manga. Sitting in your comfortable chair, reading favorite Korean comics. This is bliss.
Lv.3: Dat scent: Read 300 manga. There's nothing better than the smell of freshly opened book. Or a PDF.
Lv.1: HONEY, I'M HOME: WHAT IS FOR DINNER TODAY?
Lv.2: Lovely Smile of a Psychopath: You can't spell slaughter without laughter.
Mahou Shoujo
Lv.1: Let me lift that curse: If you wish hard enough, you can become a magical girl in the blink of an eye.
Lv.2: Conflict Breaker: Fighting hardly solves any problems. There are better ways to live our lives.
Mystery
Lv.1: Curiosity: If it is you who is curious, no case shall remain unsolved.
Lv.2: Determination: No matter who the villain is... you WILL find out the answers.
Romance
Lv.1: Mixed feelings: 98% hatred, 2% love. Give it some time and these two will reverse.
Lv.2: Love me or die: Yandere is a form of love too. A rather extreme one, but still!
Lv.3: Breaking the chains: With love, nothing is impossible. You just have to let someone break you free of restrictions.
Lv.4: Heart That Never Stops Beating: When I see you, my kokoro goes doki-doki and the sekai starts to spin around. How could I live without you?
Vampires/Demons
Lv.1: Sweet tooth: Donuts? Really? You lived for 500 years just to eat them?
Lv.2: Vegetarian: Some creatures prefer juicy fruits instead of sucking blood or eating raw meat. Weaklings.
Boys Love
Lv.1: Inner Fujoshi Awakened: I was just taking a peek in this manga I accidentally found... and surprisingly liked it.
Lv.2: Not a Day Without BL: It's already too late to stop and turn back, just remember to watch your back while reading.
Novel
Lv.1: Cracking the Book: You didn't get bored reading plain text.
Lv.2: IKEA Trip: Instead of playing Candy Crush, you now read during transit.
Infinite Stamina
Long runner: The best stories can't be told in less than 20 volumes.
Virgin
Chastity Belt: Mama said that if you touch your no-no square, the Yogi Bear will come and get you. Congratulations on resisting the siren call of h-doujin!
Dat Plot
So Good I Can't Handle It: Mean manga score above 8.5. Looks like you only pick the best titles to read.
Completionist
Lv.1: I've seen some sh**: Despite seemingly endless suffering, you've never dropped any manga. That's impressive.
Time
Lv.1: Downward Spiral: Once drawn inside this inky whirlpool, you will find yourself sinking faster than the Titanic.
Lv.2: Revelations (18:14): You've developed quite the appetite. Devouring fifty chapters a day doesn't seem challenging to you anymore.
Passed mark
Lv.1: Casual reader: Read 100 manga. Looks like reading doesn't hurt.
Lv.2: Bookworm: Read 200 manga. Sitting in your comfortable chair, reading favorite Korean comics. This is bliss.
Lv.3: Dat scent: Read 300 manga. There's nothing better than the smell of freshly opened book. Or a PDF.
Posted by Ascheherz | Mar 15, 2017 7:23 AM | 0 comments
MAL Graph Anime Achievements
Anime Relations: ReLIFE
Dementia/Psychological
Lv.1: What exactly did I just watch!: You discovered a whole new world of weird. Keep on watching.
Lv.2: My mind is full of fu**: Your attempt to wrap your mind around this failed completely.
Lv.3: Is This the Real Life?: It has become hard to distinguish between reality and fiction.
Lv.4: 「 Ｗｉｒｅｄ Ｓｏｕｎｄ 」: You've seen too much. You've transcended humanity and operate on another level now.
GAR
Lv.1: So manly I can't breathe: Watching all those men made you feel like a little girl... and you liked it.
Lv.2: Testosterone storm: Your body has adapted into GAR anime. You can hear your muscles growing.
Lv.3: You Are Already Man: Resistance is futile. People are simply no match for you.
Historical
Lv.1: History class: History doesn't have to be boring. There's a lot to learn.
Lv.2: A Look at Passing Time: Instead of dreaming of the future, you prefer to look back at the past.
Horror/Thriller
Lv.1: Paranoia fuel: It's not like you needed to sleep tonight, anyway.
Lv.2: Too many teeth: You know something is following you. You just don't know what.
Lv.3: Extreme phobia: You are terrified; you are transfixed.
Mahou Shoujo
Lv.1: Signed the contract: Became a magical girl and started saving the world, step by step.
Lv.2: Magic is my middle name: Transformed into a magical girl: level two. In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!
Lv.3: Too Magical to Comprehend: Watched so many mahou shoujo anime that you sparkle occasionally.
Mecha
Lv.1: Me? PILOT this thing?!: A secret organization wants you to pilot a huge mecha. Can you do it?
Lv.2: Engineer: After watching over 40 mecha anime you should be able to build your own mobile suit. Remember not to kill the rest of us.
Music
Lv.1: Gettin' your keys on!: You don't know what you've just listened to, but you like it.
Lv.2: This Is Even Better Live: Proudly display the badges you have earned in the fancafe.
Mystery
Lv.1: Growing suspicions: It's suspicious because nothing looks suspicious, and if it looks suspicious from the start it's obviously suspicious.
Lv.2: Detective's assistant: Now it's your business to know what other people don't know too.
Lv.3: Genius detective: You're already a genius at unraveling mysteries... but how is it possible that everywhere you go someone ends up dead?
Lv.4: Golden Truth: You can solve any mystery by now. The path to the Golden Land has already been revealed to you.
Romance
Lv.1: Stalker: I'll stalk you so hard you won't notice me for 24 episodes. Why don't you love me yet?
Lv.2: Unrequited love: If you won't confess, they'll never know how you feel. But don't bother if you're the best girl - these never win.
Lv.3: Sparkles and bubbles: Every time you two get close you feel butterflies in your stomach. Now kiss.
Lv.4: Heart Full of Love: So many romance anime! You surely are an expert in relationships already.
Slice of Life
Lv.1: Normal high school boy: Got started into the furious ride with slice-of-life anime.
Lv.2: cute × ( girls + things ): Didn't get bored of watching cute girls doing cute things. As if that's possible.
Lv.3: Enjoying Life: Found the equilibrium between boring and interesting.
Sports
Lv.1: Knockout!: You've held your own in the ring, time to go all the way.
Lv.2: Get Your Head in the Game: The odds are against you, time to get in the zone.
Studio Ghibli
Memories: Once you've seen them, you can never forget them.
Nice Boat
It's Just Me and You Now: Awarded for completing School Days. And they say true romance is dead!
The Process of Acquiring This Achievement, That Is
Long and Hard: Ten years ago, you began this journey...
Originals
Lv.1: Uncharted Waters: You have just stumbled across a wonderful, strange new world.
Lv.2: Into the Jungle: The deeper you go, the less you want out.
Lv.3: Center of the Earth: You have forgotten about the outside world; nature has assimilated you. An apple falls - not only have you flowered, you have produced fruit.
Lv.4: Transcendence: You have been returned to the primordial ocean. From the highest point in the sky, you can peer into every universe, and lose yourself in an infinity of stories.
Shorts
Lv.1: Blink, and you'll miss it: It was over before it started, but it managed to tell an enticing tale.
Lv.2: Quickie addict: You've been saying "one more" for the past nine hours.
Lv.3: Block by Block: Just like in a game of tetris, you're building something great out of small pieces.
Game
Lv.1: Eternal Spring: It all started one fateful morning in April...
Lv.2: At the Gates of Eden: You're so close to heaven, you can almost feel it.
Lv.3: Banquet of the Golden Witch: You've challenged her to a game. There is no turning back, now.
Classics
Lv.1: Cassette tape: The first time you watched these, you didn't even know what they were.
Lv.2: Solid color: Bomber jackets, high-waisted jeans, an overload of patterns, and bishies everywhere.
Lv.3: It's raining... tragic backstories!: It might be the nostalgia lens, but you swear things had more substance back then.
Completionist
You've managed to survive watching so many anime without dropping any of them. You masochist.
Tempus Fugit
Chronomaster: Your discerning eye has traveled across the aeons of animation.
Saint
Innocent One: Puritan, oblivious, or serial killer in the making? Either way, you made it through No Man's Land without glimpsing a single bra. Good job!
Time
Lv.1: Hair Antenna: Whose watchtime are you calling puny‽
Lv.2: Endurance Training: By doing a daily ten-episode run, you are sure to become a master in no time!
Lv.3: Consciousness Upload: Consuming the medium becomes a lot easier once you yourself are raw data.
Passed mark
Lv.1: The first step: Watched 100 anime. Congratulations, you broke the magical number. Take a breath now, it will only get more difficult.
Lv.2: Casual watcher: Watched 200 anime. You're used to seeing character's eyes bigger than their nose. If they have any nose.
Lv.3: A millionaire: Watched 300 anime. You DID buy all of them, right?
Lv.4: Bragging rights: Watched 400 anime. That's... a lot. You can be proud of yourself, that's for sure.
Lv.5: A lot of free time: Watched 500 anime. Now pause, take a breath and stretch a bit. Remember not to sit too close to the screen.
Lv.6: Not even my final form: Watched 750 anime. Your power level is way above others'. The only way is up.
Lv.7: Gotta Watch Them All!: Watched 1000 anime. You should already know what that picture means.
Lv.1: What exactly did I just watch!: You discovered a whole new world of weird. Keep on watching.
Lv.2: My mind is full of fu**: Your attempt to wrap your mind around this failed completely.
Lv.3: Is This the Real Life?: It has become hard to distinguish between reality and fiction.
Lv.4: 「 Ｗｉｒｅｄ Ｓｏｕｎｄ 」: You've seen too much. You've transcended humanity and operate on another level now.
GAR
Lv.1: So manly I can't breathe: Watching all those men made you feel like a little girl... and you liked it.
Lv.2: Testosterone storm: Your body has adapted into GAR anime. You can hear your muscles growing.
Lv.3: You Are Already Man: Resistance is futile. People are simply no match for you.
Historical
Lv.1: History class: History doesn't have to be boring. There's a lot to learn.
Lv.2: A Look at Passing Time: Instead of dreaming of the future, you prefer to look back at the past.
Horror/Thriller
Lv.1: Paranoia fuel: It's not like you needed to sleep tonight, anyway.
Lv.2: Too many teeth: You know something is following you. You just don't know what.
Lv.3: Extreme phobia: You are terrified; you are transfixed.
Mahou Shoujo
Lv.1: Signed the contract: Became a magical girl and started saving the world, step by step.
Lv.2: Magic is my middle name: Transformed into a magical girl: level two. In the name of the Moon, I will punish you!
Lv.3: Too Magical to Comprehend: Watched so many mahou shoujo anime that you sparkle occasionally.
Mecha
Lv.1: Me? PILOT this thing?!: A secret organization wants you to pilot a huge mecha. Can you do it?
Lv.2: Engineer: After watching over 40 mecha anime you should be able to build your own mobile suit. Remember not to kill the rest of us.
Music
Lv.1: Gettin' your keys on!: You don't know what you've just listened to, but you like it.
Lv.2: This Is Even Better Live: Proudly display the badges you have earned in the fancafe.
Mystery
Lv.1: Growing suspicions: It's suspicious because nothing looks suspicious, and if it looks suspicious from the start it's obviously suspicious.
Lv.2: Detective's assistant: Now it's your business to know what other people don't know too.
Lv.3: Genius detective: You're already a genius at unraveling mysteries... but how is it possible that everywhere you go someone ends up dead?
Lv.4: Golden Truth: You can solve any mystery by now. The path to the Golden Land has already been revealed to you.
Romance
Lv.1: Stalker: I'll stalk you so hard you won't notice me for 24 episodes. Why don't you love me yet?
Lv.2: Unrequited love: If you won't confess, they'll never know how you feel. But don't bother if you're the best girl - these never win.
Lv.3: Sparkles and bubbles: Every time you two get close you feel butterflies in your stomach. Now kiss.
Lv.4: Heart Full of Love: So many romance anime! You surely are an expert in relationships already.
Slice of Life
Lv.1: Normal high school boy: Got started into the furious ride with slice-of-life anime.
Lv.2: cute × ( girls + things ): Didn't get bored of watching cute girls doing cute things. As if that's possible.
Lv.3: Enjoying Life: Found the equilibrium between boring and interesting.
Sports
Lv.1: Knockout!: You've held your own in the ring, time to go all the way.
Lv.2: Get Your Head in the Game: The odds are against you, time to get in the zone.
Studio Ghibli
Memories: Once you've seen them, you can never forget them.
Nice Boat
It's Just Me and You Now: Awarded for completing School Days. And they say true romance is dead!
The Process of Acquiring This Achievement, That Is
Long and Hard: Ten years ago, you began this journey...
Originals
Lv.1: Uncharted Waters: You have just stumbled across a wonderful, strange new world.
Lv.2: Into the Jungle: The deeper you go, the less you want out.
Lv.3: Center of the Earth: You have forgotten about the outside world; nature has assimilated you. An apple falls - not only have you flowered, you have produced fruit.
Lv.4: Transcendence: You have been returned to the primordial ocean. From the highest point in the sky, you can peer into every universe, and lose yourself in an infinity of stories.
Shorts
Lv.1: Blink, and you'll miss it: It was over before it started, but it managed to tell an enticing tale.
Lv.2: Quickie addict: You've been saying "one more" for the past nine hours.
Lv.3: Block by Block: Just like in a game of tetris, you're building something great out of small pieces.
Game
Lv.1: Eternal Spring: It all started one fateful morning in April...
Lv.2: At the Gates of Eden: You're so close to heaven, you can almost feel it.
Lv.3: Banquet of the Golden Witch: You've challenged her to a game. There is no turning back, now.
Classics
Lv.1: Cassette tape: The first time you watched these, you didn't even know what they were.
Lv.2: Solid color: Bomber jackets, high-waisted jeans, an overload of patterns, and bishies everywhere.
Lv.3: It's raining... tragic backstories!: It might be the nostalgia lens, but you swear things had more substance back then.
Completionist
You've managed to survive watching so many anime without dropping any of them. You masochist.
Tempus Fugit
Chronomaster: Your discerning eye has traveled across the aeons of animation.
Saint
Innocent One: Puritan, oblivious, or serial killer in the making? Either way, you made it through No Man's Land without glimpsing a single bra. Good job!
Time
Lv.1: Hair Antenna: Whose watchtime are you calling puny‽
Lv.2: Endurance Training: By doing a daily ten-episode run, you are sure to become a master in no time!
Lv.3: Consciousness Upload: Consuming the medium becomes a lot easier once you yourself are raw data.
Passed mark
Lv.1: The first step: Watched 100 anime. Congratulations, you broke the magical number. Take a breath now, it will only get more difficult.
Lv.2: Casual watcher: Watched 200 anime. You're used to seeing character's eyes bigger than their nose. If they have any nose.
Lv.3: A millionaire: Watched 300 anime. You DID buy all of them, right?
Lv.4: Bragging rights: Watched 400 anime. That's... a lot. You can be proud of yourself, that's for sure.
Lv.5: A lot of free time: Watched 500 anime. Now pause, take a breath and stretch a bit. Remember not to sit too close to the screen.
Lv.6: Not even my final form: Watched 750 anime. Your power level is way above others'. The only way is up.
Lv.7: Gotta Watch Them All!: Watched 1000 anime. You should already know what that picture means.
Posted by Ascheherz | Mar 15, 2017 7:22 AM | 0 comments