June 12th, 2015
Quotes I Dig
PoeticJustice said:
I was banging this deer, and her boyfriend, I think his name was Gregory, punched me in the face. Really hurt.
I was banging this deer, and her boyfriend, I think his name was Gregory, punched me in the face. Really hurt.
Interrrrrpetgyu said:
Yeah, I need that. I want to be able to cosplay as a loli.
Yeah, I need that. I want to be able to cosplay as a loli.
Fiction-S said:
Yell at yourself and convince yourself someone is talking shit about your art so you come up with something.
Yell at yourself and convince yourself someone is talking shit about your art so you come up with something.
CookieNCreamd said:
Every time i sneak into barns to fuck horses and the farmer catches me i always get punched.
Every time i sneak into barns to fuck horses and the farmer catches me i always get punched.
Lionellilac said:
Its because you are a psychopath and i hate you, you never tip at bars or hotels and i heard from a friend of a friend thar u have a disgusting third nipple and pray to satan. I hope u die
Its because you are a psychopath and i hate you, you never tip at bars or hotels and i heard from a friend of a friend thar u have a disgusting third nipple and pray to satan. I hope u die
Takashi_Natsume said:
I think being a pedophile is like being a lizard-man. You just have to shed your skin and let loose sometimes, you know?
I think being a pedophile is like being a lizard-man. You just have to shed your skin and let loose sometimes, you know?
Interrrrrpetgyu said:
A pair of size 16 feet on my face
A pair of size 16 feet on my face
Malware said:
No, I'm sexually interested in everyone I hang out with. In fact, I won't even touch anything I'm not sexually interested in.
No, I'm sexually interested in everyone I hang out with. In fact, I won't even touch anything I'm not sexually interested in.
Slade-kun said:
Eating is overrated. Next time you're hungry, just try and shut yourself off from the world and imagine what it would be like to not be hungry. I've been using this trick for years. The last piece of food I ate was a vienna sausage in 2003.
Eating is overrated. Next time you're hungry, just try and shut yourself off from the world and imagine what it would be like to not be hungry. I've been using this trick for years. The last piece of food I ate was a vienna sausage in 2003.
icirate said:
Your evidence was shit.
Your evidence was shit.
Donger_Senpai said:
1. See grill
2. Eyy bb wan sum fuk? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3. get fuk
4. ?????
5. profit
repeat for every grill
1. See grill
2. Eyy bb wan sum fuk? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3. get fuk
4. ?????
5. profit
repeat for every grill
YandereTheEmo said:
I don't need to take this kind of harassment and condescension. If you really want to know, just ask Mai-chan, my 2d girlfriend.
I don't need to take this kind of harassment and condescension. If you really want to know, just ask Mai-chan, my 2d girlfriend.
Jerkhov said:
Weed killed my homie back in 69, don't do that shit.
Weed killed my homie back in 69, don't do that shit.
Waifusexual said:
I eyefuck everyone i meet. No exceptions.
I eyefuck everyone i meet. No exceptions.
-Turnip- said:
I once counted every hair on my body. By every hair I mean the hair stuck in my mouth. It was only one strand so it was easy as.
I once counted every hair on my body. By every hair I mean the hair stuck in my mouth. It was only one strand so it was easy as.
KunoYuna said:
Everyone wants to be a black sheep in the crowd of white sheeps and go against the gradient.
Then we all become black sheeps who all walk the same way.
Everyone wants to be a black sheep in the crowd of white sheeps and go against the gradient.
Then we all become black sheeps who all walk the same way.
UnoPuntoCinco said:
join the cool club
join the cool club
hoopla123 said:
Learn to paragraph you goddamn animal.
Learn to paragraph you goddamn animal.
Rimpey said:
Was 7 years old, went to Spain on a 2 week holiday, I won a competition.
Man asked me "What's your name", I said "Reece Impey" but the man looked confused and wrote down my name anyway.
Went up on stage, they yelled the name "Rice n peas!" Whole audience was laughing at me.
I wished I had not told him my name, Im still being called "Rice n peas" occasionally.
Was 7 years old, went to Spain on a 2 week holiday, I won a competition.
Man asked me "What's your name", I said "Reece Impey" but the man looked confused and wrote down my name anyway.
Went up on stage, they yelled the name "Rice n peas!" Whole audience was laughing at me.
I wished I had not told him my name, Im still being called "Rice n peas" occasionally.
SuperRed said:
I feel like fapping.
I feel like fapping.
7starkiller99 said:
He means 0/111.
Comic_Sans said:
The quality of this community is 11/10
The quality of this community is 11/10
He means 0/111.
shotz_ said:
luckily i already have boobs because i'm so fat so it would be easy.
luckily i already have boobs because i'm so fat so it would be easy.
Status_Effect said:
After I splooge my goop, I'll give anything a 10. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
After I splooge my goop, I'll give anything a 10. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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