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Dec 27, 2015 1:21 PM

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Anime Relations: Umineko no Naku Koro ni

So everyone,Evildragon16 here (or has my username changed?) and welcome to my profile page .I'm a sort of new-ish anime watcher compared to the many elitists out there ,but ,I still know exactly how to find the kind of anime I like .Judge me if you want for my casualistic preferences ,I don't really mind .It's better to be a casual who enjoys a lot than an elitist with fixed tastes who finds a lot of the new anime to be trash .I'm a lover of all Type-moons works (Yes ,I found Unlimited Blade Works enjoyable ) .Heartless bastards make up some of my favourite characters too .I also love funny stuff .Tragic stuff works too but I hate romantic tragedies .Did I mention that I hate Sakura Matou forget that I even said her name .Feel free to start a conversation .I don’t bite .

YOU HAVE NOW STUMBLED ONTO THE PROFILE OF A SELF-PROCLAIMED ECCENTRIC MALER .SAKURA LOVERS (APART FROM JK) BEWARE .YOU ARE NOW WITHIN FIRING RANGE .

I'm guessing you have questions (or not ?)
Well ,let's get on with them .

Q : What are your favourite genres ?
A : Action ,Harem (which depends) and Romance .Nothing else beats those .

Q : What's your favourite anime ?
A : I don't think I even care anymore .My favourites list changed so much that I gave up on deciding .I do like Code Geass ,UBW and Utsu Musume Sayuri though

Q : You seem to have more manga on your list than anime .How come ?
A : Because manga is a better medium than anime .It's also less time consuming .In truth it's kind of sad how people nowadays see anime as superior .They know nothing of the good old days .

Q : Who is your waifu ?
A : (Laughs) Every girl I see in anime instantly becomes my waifu .Why have one when you can have all ?Of course it depends .You won't see me claiming low class sluts like Sakura Matou as one of my waifus (Laughs some more) .

Q : Oh ,you seem to hate this Sakura Matou .What issues did you have with her ?
A : Well for one thing I hate her archetype .Ever since I played the first route of the Fate VN I knew she and I would never get along .The b**** finally did her damage in Heaven's Feel .Struck me right where it hurts most .Honestly I would have preferred that the route was given to someone else .Like Illya .Or even Ayako .Eve-
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Q : Moving on from.....sore topics .You said that you have lots of waifus .Surely there must be a few key ones .
A : Well there are three 2D queens that I worship .They are the pinnacle of the pinnacles .The most beautiful of the beautiful .They are of higher class than most of the moe trash that runs through MAL today .

Q : Hoh ?They must surely be amazing for you to be talking like that .Who are they ?
A : Well the first would be the Endless Witch Beatrice .She is from the masterpiece known as the Umineko series .She has a wonderful troll personality and a huge rack .A beautiful dame who smokes like a boss .

Q : Err...That's a bit.....unique .Shall we move on to the next-
A : Ah I'm not done yet .There's still the Finnish goddess Luvia and the King Of Waifus Saber .....
Q : We don't really have time for that .The reader's attention will probably break if you go on .Let's leave it at Beatrice for today .

Q : You mentioned your main three but who is that crying girl you put as your profile picture ?
A : That is Amami Rena from the manga ,Sakuranbo Syndrome .She's a grown up loli who-
Q : Hold on .A loli ???You're a lolicon ???
A : Well........not really but-
Q : Then you enjoy the sight of crying little girls ??
A : .....

Q : What's the greatest thing ever created ?
A : The Fate franchise of course .It's got lolis ,badasses and neat worldbuilding .Truly it is a blessed existence .

Q : You're a hardcore Fatefag I mean Fate fanatic aren't you ?
A : Of course .Unlimited Blade Works is my bread and butter .Zero is my jam and Apocrypha is my coffee .The sheer amount of world bui-
Q : That's enough thank you very much .Now for our last question today .
Do you believe in the fabled Tsukihime anime some Nasu-fans have claimed to watch ?
A : I saw it with my very own eyes .It had bad animation ,a manly heroine and a weird plot but I swear by Gilgamesh's golden behind and ORT that I witnessed that anime from the beginning to the end .I even have it saved on my computer .And no they aren't forged episodes .

Anymore questions should please be asked on the profile comments section .