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Nov 4, 2008 2:22 AM
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Those who are enlisted in the Assault Division, this is your lobby!
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Nov 4, 2008 2:28 PM
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Rally the troops! The first line of defense is the offense. Our goal is to stop them before they can become a threat.
Nov 4, 2008 3:39 PM
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Yeah! I like violence so if i can use it to kill Pedobears I'm in!
Nov 4, 2008 4:32 PM
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Then take up arms and go bear hunting, my friend!
Nov 5, 2008 12:33 AM
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*Gets the cleaver ready*
Lets go kids! Off to fight pedobears.
Nov 5, 2008 12:50 AM
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Hey that's my Rena's cleaver!!
You can borrow it though. But beware, it tends to swing on its own!
... Even if I took time to write alot of intelligent words of deep thought and meaning in my signature, would you really care to read and comment on it? ...
Nov 5, 2008 3:36 AM
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Major Ustnap,

tell your division that our rule in assault is "procurement on site"
meaning there will be no issued weapons and your forces must bring whatever it is that they want to use as weapon.
I'll ask the higher ups to change that but for the mean time this will do.....
Nov 5, 2008 9:21 AM
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Yes, until we can receive aid here, our supplies are rather limited. All weapons we have are being routed to the defense division to make sure that our last line can hold themselves. Take out those pedobears with whatever means possible, remember, some of our precious lolis do have weapons I'm sure they'd be able to lend for battle.
Nov 5, 2008 11:49 PM
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... Like for instance the Strike Witches ;)
... Even if I took time to write alot of intelligent words of deep thought and meaning in my signature, would you really care to read and comment on it? ...
Nov 6, 2008 10:05 AM

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my fighting stile for these freaks would be KICK EM TO DA CURD
AND SUCK THERE BLOOD DRY!!!!

Nov 6, 2008 6:14 PM

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Suck their blood?!
Are you sure that's safe?
I mean, it won't affect you in any way?
Nov 6, 2008 6:46 PM

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If I see signs that you're getting poisoned by pedobear blood, I won't hesitate to destroy you. We can't have stuff like that happening.
Nov 7, 2008 9:48 PM

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If anyone starts to turn we'll have to shoot them on site unfortunately. We can't have the pedobear numbers increasing now can we?
Nov 12, 2008 8:13 PM

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Especially not from within our ranks. That's just not something I can stand for.
Nov 18, 2008 11:52 PM

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Just give me a rusted sword, and I'll cut through the bears like knife on butter, and with a little time I can fix said sword and sharpen it up a bit. :D
Dec 4, 2008 4:29 AM

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*picks up sniper rifle* i can has join? *pulls out scythe*
Dec 7, 2008 9:14 AM

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Hail my comrades!
The Research Division has developed the Novalith Prototype Pedobear version! It can target and Pedobear within this galaxy and destroy it! This is nuclear weaponry at its finest. The splash damage is a bit high I admit, and you may 'accidentally' wipe out a planet along with the Pedobear, but no expense must be spared for the extinction of all Pedobears! We are currently developing a loli-proof laser so that our beloved lolis do not fall prey to the Cannon's impact.

"Cicadas, even though their lives last only a few weeks, fall in love and disappear"

~Heed the roar of the mighty ocelot~
Dec 21, 2008 10:44 PM

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That cannon has promise, keep us updated on your progress with the laser. ^^
Dec 30, 2008 11:56 AM

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My comrades

My research group, the Striker 89 has found something good. We had found that by using the sun ray, we can use it thought a prism to increase it heat about 700 times, which in turn making a laser. Though we not fully done with it, a prototype has been made. but will turn any of those dumb into ash. a design blueprint will show you what I mean



Good luck and get rid of those pedobears


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