 R U L E S -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes what we say can be lost in translation between other languages - and let's face it - Google Translate knows how to screw those translations up even more. All you have to do is take the sentence the user before you has provided, translate it to another language of your choice, then translate it back to English and laugh at your new sentence. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- E X A M P L E -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Player 1: Sentence: Do you ever wonder why cats lick their privates? Player 2: Translated back from Arabic: Why should cats lick the genitals of their region, do you think the problem now? Sentence: I like to milk cows in the middle of winter. Player 3: Translated back from Chinese: I like to drink milk in the winter. Sentence: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S T A R T -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Giraffes like to joust with their long necks every Tuesday. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
ohmystarshineMar 17, 2017 3:43 PM
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| Translated back from Mongolian: Giraffe likes their long neck Tuesday joust. Phones tend to vibrate very hard on tables. |
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| Translated back from Chinese: Mobile phone, there is a tendency to vibrate very hard on the table. Do you know where I left my prized goose egg? |
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| Translated back from Korean: I have a cherished part of goose eggs Did you know? How many trails can you find for hiking? |
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| Translated back from Japanese: Can you find anything of course for hiking? (None of the languages I tried was really giving me a funny translation, I think it was too simple of a sentence :/) Jack and Jill went up the hill to make a drug deal with a mongoose. |
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| Translated back from Serbian: Jack and Jill is the hill to make a deal with drug mongoose. You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself? |
| Translated back from Mongolian: You were going to kill him. Son cries tears for you... And you kill him. How is it that you have to live with yourself? Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper did pick. (Not even sure if that's how the rhyme goes but I'm curious about it XD) |
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| Translated back from Persian: Pickled peppers Peter Piper picked a peck . Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers did . Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly. |
| Translated back from Arabic: Well, it's no secret that the best thing about the secret is secretly telling anyone your passwords, thus adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, a secret. I said glass of juice not gas the Jews. |
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| Translated back from Lao: I said bottles of water not gas Jews. I came in like a wrecking ball, drifting through the wind |
GannicusMar 7, 2016 9:22 PM
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| Translated back from Japanese: I came into a ball of air of wind, destruction. Would you mind handing me that magazine on the rack? |
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| That was hilarious :P Translated back from Tamil: Magazine rack that you are sending me to worry? Would you please shut the hell up? |
GannicusMar 8, 2016 12:22 AM
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| Translated back from Maori: Now shut the hell up? Bring me his head on a silver plate! |
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| Translated back from Japanese: On the silver plate do not forget my head! How is she flexible enough to touch her nose to her butt? |
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| Translated back from Basque: How is it enough to touch his nose with his butt flexible? Never become a monster to defeat one. |
| Translated back from Japanese: It will never become a monster to defeat the 1. Operation snakes on a plane is ready for action. |
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| Translated from Kurdish: Maren operation , the aircraft is ready for action . Sunny days wouldn’t be special, if it weren’t for rain. |
| Translated back from Arabic: The sunny days are not private, if not for the rain. If I kill a clone of myself, is it suicide or murder? |
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| Translated back from Thai: If I kill a clone of yourself is suicide or murder? If you are what you eat, are cannibals the only real humans? |
| Translated back from Japanese: What if you're eating what, cannibal is only true of human beings? It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a giant flying dildo?! |
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| Translated back from Korean: It's a huge dildo in flight, it is a plane, the new ?! The tutu clad man was arrested after he stole the queen's vibrator |
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| Translated back from Korean: He then stole the vibration of the queen was arrested a man in a tutu. Do you ever have those dreams where you're giving a presentation to the entire class completely naked? |
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| Translated back from Turkish: Never completely naked and give a presentation of all the classes you have this dream? Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal. It crept into her room at night and ate her bloody soul |
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| Translated back from Japanese: Mary is his heart, was a black, such as coal, had the lamb. Night ate the soul of her blood her room to sneak. In order to pledge your allegiance to the sorority, you must first motorboat your teacher. |
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| Translated back from Marathi: sorority pledge your allegiance to, you must first master your motorboat. Yes you are fucked, shit of of luck. Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck! |
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| Translated back from Japanese: Yes, you are messing up the shit of luck. Now, I am my cock is you suck it's full! If we're going to create a master race then we need to first gather up the platypuses from the river. |
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| Translated back from Punjabi: If we're going to create a master race, we need to collect platypuses to the first river. I dare you to translate this sentence bitch. |
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| Translated back from Korean: I dare to sentence a bad translation. Did you know that unicorns can pee from their horns? |
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| Translated back from Chinese: Did you know that you can pee from their unicorn horn? They say that some tribes in Africa hunt with lightsabers. |
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| Translated back from Korean: They say some tribes in Africa to hunt with optical detection. Have you ever thought about becoming a full time poop inspector? |
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| Translated back from Thai: Have you ever thought about becoming a full-time inspector poop? I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a cereal killer. |
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| Translated back from Japanese: I am now, I'm a serial killer, stepping on the corn flakes. Through the looking glass, Alice could see the Queen of Hearts and the Mad Hatter getting it on. |
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| Translated back from Latvian: Through the Looking Glass, Alice could see the Queen of Hearts in the Mad Hatter getting it. Sonic tried to attack Saitama. His testicles had to bear the price of his insolence. |
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| Translated back from Japanese: Sonic tried to attack the Saitama Prefecture. His testicles did not have to bear his arrogant price. O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? |
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| Translated back from Lao: O Romeo, Romeo, art so you Romeo? You imbecilic wretched human! One simply does not steal the divine weed of Clitosaurus Sex. Now you will be burnt at the stake and your charred remains will be fed to chickens |
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| Translated back from Japanese: You stupid of miserable human beings! One is, simply does not steal the weed of God of Clitosaurus sex. Now, you are involved in combustion, your burnt bodies, will be supplied to the chicken. If the train to Portland is traveling at 35 miles an hour and the train to Detroit is traveling at 45 miles an hour, which will be the first to initiate the break dance battle? |
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| Translated back from Urdu: Portland train is traveling at 35 miles an hour and the train in Detroit, is 45 miles per hour, so the break will be the first to begin the dance of war? Christmas is my favorite Christmastime of the year. |
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| Translated back from Chinese: Christmas is my favorite year for Christmas. A fragile, old man used to live at the top of the mountain until he died from the lack of oxygen. |
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| Translated back from Chinese: Use frail, elderly people living at the top of the mountain, until his death from hypoxia. Instead of saving the princess, Mario decided to get high and masturbate... |
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| Translated back from Malayalam: Instead of saving the princess , Mario has decided to get the high memory ... There's no way that thing could fit there or at least, that's what she said. |
| Translated back from Korean: How that happens or does not fit the least, she said. Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching. |
| Translated back from Japanese: It you had not been a you hurt so that it does not need money, as seen anyone dance like, will work to love. What if the aliens have already abducted us and have put us on a planet they created so they could observe us? |
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| Translated back from Luxembourgish: What if the aliens have been abducted, and they have put us so we created on a planet they could observe? Could you tell me why a dog would randomly jump on a giant duck? |
| Translated back from Japanese: The dog will have to jump into a giant duck in random why do you tell me to me? The big black bug bit the big blue beetle and the big blue beetle bled blood. |
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| Translated back from Malay: Big black bug bit a big blue beetles and beetle big blue blood bleed . If Ken Tai can tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie and untie a tie like Ken Tai? |
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| Translated back from Japanese: If Ken thick is it is possible to solve the tie and tie, why I can not untie the tie, such as tie and Ken bold? It's impossible to tame a wallaby without first singing a traditional song in the native language of the lost people of Atlantis. |
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| Translated back from Greek: It is impossible to read without a wallaby first to sing a traditional song in the native language of the lost people of Atlantis. Robin Hood was a thief, Mario gets high off Mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 men. |
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| Translated back from Chinese: Robin Hood was a thief, Mario becomes higher mushrooms, Snow White lived with 7 people. Do you think there are tiny people living in the attic, creating their own tiny community? |
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| Translated back from Burmese: You live in their own small circles on the mezzanine small people think. I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in? |
| Translated back from Japanese: Today I would like to help you. Did you come in either of the road? Geese like to pluck their own feathers and store them in keepsake boxes that they carry with their feet under the water where no one will see them. |
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