| If you find the lifeguard hot, pretend you are drowning and you'll get a free kiss. |
| If you find the lifeguard ugly cut yourself and jump to the sharks for help |
| Do or do not, there is no try. |
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| Simulator games are very true to life, you should play more of them to experience different professions |
| Don't eat chicken nuggets when your sick. They taste like toothpaste. |
 Stop calling me your bunny I won't hop and you don't own me  |
| ...Drink orange juice after brushing your teeth. |
| Don't listen to any advice I give. |
| Don't ask a mentally unstable person if he or she can share a cookie with you, ever. You will get cut to shit. And god help you if you take one without asking! You better pray for a sweet spot in heaven, because you'll already be dead! I have alot of experience with this stuff, trust me. ( •̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑ |
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| Worship the pedo bear. |
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| Use "Good Morning" when it's dark and "Good Evening" when it's light. |
| Don't do that, it's confusing ;c |
| Never, and i mean NEVER, go full retard whatever the case may be |
 Lies are full of endless possibilies. |
| Don't buy cars with a V6 engine. |
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| Just smile. |
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| don't worry too much, do what you love and the rest will follow. |
| If you want to annoy your neighbours put your subwoofer inside your wardrobe to increase the volume of the sound box. |
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| If you are good at something, never do it for free |
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| Don't use cheesy quotes |
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| When life gives you lemonade, pour it all on people's cuts |
Lies are full of endless possibilies. |
| If your hungry eating something might help. |
| The people on the internet have no reason to harm you so believe everything they say |
| If you want to get stoned, drink cement |
| It has to be 8 instead! 8 cut vertically or horizontally stays perfectly symmetrical! |
| Play games before you die. |
| In another world you are saber, take solace in that thought |
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| Having a Waifu is fine. Waifuism however.. It's most likely gonna end badly for ya. |
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| Keep posting kurome cuteness :3 |
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| You should learn everything you can and teach what you learn to other people in order to ruin their illusions and misconceptions. |
絶対大丈夫だよ  |
| Don't try to change someone's religion. Let them be. |
| Smile as much as you can! :) |
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| keep doing u |
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| I know life can be really, really shit sometimes. But please try to have some fun before you return to nonexistence. ^~^ |
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| When making a mixtape, use as many Trap-A-Holics samples as possible. Also try to have as many features as possible to make it look like you're not some random struggle rapper. Rap under a different alias and feature yourself if you have no friends. |
| you should give me the sauce to your profile picture |
| Take it easy and enjoy yourself some more. |
| You should date a black chick ^~^ |
This is it!, are you ready? |
| Don't let the door hit you on the way out |
| Incest is bad no matter how you look at it. |
| kill yourself |
| Don't get your dick caught in your zipper |
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| Remember to go to the toilet if you wanna pee. |
| break a leg |
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| Take shower daily. |
| Don't overcook your apple pies |
| don't search blue waffle on google |
| If you eat something with high fiber, drink alot of water. |
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| More anime you watch, more knowledge you gain |
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