July 18th, 2012
Annual Summer Movie List? 2012?
Anime Relations: Boku no Pico
Iron Man 2
Thor
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Avengers
The Holy Mountain
Antichrist
Mulholland Dr
Battle Royale
The Dictator
Prometheus
The Wicker Man
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Rebel Without A Cause
The Rain and the Woodsman
The Amazing Spider-Man
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Modern Times
BRAVE
The Dark Knight Rises
saw the other two leading up to this in re-runs as well
Wizard People
Harry Potter 1 dub-over
Moonrise Kingdom
Videodrome
The Intouchables
Geaorge Harrison Living In the Material World
Thor
Captain America: The First Avenger
The Avengers
The Holy Mountain
Antichrist
Mulholland Dr
Battle Royale
The Dictator
Prometheus
The Wicker Man
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Rebel Without A Cause
The Rain and the Woodsman
The Amazing Spider-Man
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Modern Times
BRAVE
The Dark Knight Rises
saw the other two leading up to this in re-runs as well
Wizard People
Harry Potter 1 dub-over
Moonrise Kingdom
Videodrome
The Intouchables
Geaorge Harrison Living In the Material World
Posted by Detective | 07-18-12, 11:04 PM | 0 comments
April 13th, 2012
Rick no Bread: WHY MAL HATES RICK!!
This show is about RICK.
Rick has many hobbies but
HOLY
SHIT
does he LOVE !!!!!BREAD!!!!!!
Rick makes bread, sells bread, delivers bread, eats bread, and heals weird ass digimon with what the heck was it? Oh shit I must have been stoned as rocks - BREAD.
You're sitting on your ass all like "pfft yeah i saw Yakitake Nippoon and that anime was just FULL OF BREAD how the ham eggs and bacon does this anime one up it?" Let me answer that, by telling you it's already been answered.
THE ANSWER IS FUCKING RICK. No, calm your dicks, that was an adjective not a verb (as much as I want to fuck Rick). RICK is amazingly kakwei in every way, so much that he has his own cheer squad that follows him around while he does bread related things. You know who else has a cheer squad? Gary Oak has a cheer squad.
You're sitting on your ass all like "pfft yeah i saw Gary Oak and that guy was just FULL OF MUSCLES how the bacon lettuce tomato does this guy live up to him?" Let me answer that, by telling you it's already been answered.
THE ANSWER IS FUCKING BREAD.
So here'sa checklist of things this anime has that every other anime this season doesn't:
BREAD - CHECKAROONIE
RICK - CHECKMATE
If you're looking for a new spin on a classic yeast related concept, or maybe are just perusing for a stupidly named protagonist, you're in for a delight with Rick no Bread - Shiningu Heartios.
ps this review was deleted because mods were jealous of ricks huge breadsticks
Rick has many hobbies but
HOLY
SHIT
does he LOVE !!!!!BREAD!!!!!!
Rick makes bread, sells bread, delivers bread, eats bread, and heals weird ass digimon with what the heck was it? Oh shit I must have been stoned as rocks - BREAD.
You're sitting on your ass all like "pfft yeah i saw Yakitake Nippoon and that anime was just FULL OF BREAD how the ham eggs and bacon does this anime one up it?" Let me answer that, by telling you it's already been answered.
THE ANSWER IS FUCKING RICK. No, calm your dicks, that was an adjective not a verb (as much as I want to fuck Rick). RICK is amazingly kakwei in every way, so much that he has his own cheer squad that follows him around while he does bread related things. You know who else has a cheer squad? Gary Oak has a cheer squad.
You're sitting on your ass all like "pfft yeah i saw Gary Oak and that guy was just FULL OF MUSCLES how the bacon lettuce tomato does this guy live up to him?" Let me answer that, by telling you it's already been answered.
THE ANSWER IS FUCKING BREAD.
So here'sa checklist of things this anime has that every other anime this season doesn't:
BREAD - CHECKAROONIE
RICK - CHECKMATE
If you're looking for a new spin on a classic yeast related concept, or maybe are just perusing for a stupidly named protagonist, you're in for a delight with Rick no Bread - Shiningu Heartios.
ps this review was deleted because mods were jealous of ricks huge breadsticks
Posted by Detective | 04-13-12, 9:51 AM | 5 comments
January 2nd, 2012
7 BEST CHARACTERS OF 2011
OKABE RINTAROU IS NOT ON THIS LIST SUCK MY DICK
7. FUCKING THIS
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY WOULD I PUT THAT ON MY LIST?
LET ME TELL YOU, ASSHOLE.
CHARLOTTE WAS THE BEST IRONIC PLOT TWIST OF THE YEAR IN CHARACTER FORM. ACTUALLY I LIED. CHECK NUMBER TWO FOR BEST IRONIC PLOT TWIST OF THE YEAR.
Charlotte is though, quite adorable. The timing of her appearance makes her a very unforgettable character and is notable for causing the pivot in Madoka's production.
6. WHAT IS THAT? TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS IN A ROW?
HEY FUCK YOU!
PROOF THAT MOE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ARCHETYPAL. SLOB ON MY KNOB IF YOU DISAGREE!!
5. GOD DAMN BRODUCER
OH SHIT NIGGER ONE OF THE FEW MALE CHARACTERS IN IDOLMASTER?
YEAH YOU BETCHA.
Producer could've been a walking talking filtery douchebag in a show laden with 15+ beautiful adorable kawaii desu waifus but NO THIS STUD PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK AND SINGLE HANDLEDLY TOOK DOWN THE IDOL BUSINESS.
Clever use of a protagonist who was easy to relate to and also endearing. My favorite part of idolmaster as odd as that sounds.
4. ANOTHER IDOLMASTER CHARACTER?
AND STILL NOT A GIRL?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID BRODUCER WAS THE BEST?
FUCK YOUR LOGISTICS YOU'RE AN IDIOT WHO GAVE A SHOW ABOUT NOT HAVING FRIENDS A TEN!
This place is shared with 765's Chief as well. It was interesting to see the stories play out as it were between the two chief's as much as it was to see the moe moe kyun girls of 765 beat out Jupiter-chan. Noting the different approaches of handling their respective idols and also their brief but terribly interesting head to head conversation at the bar made Kuroi and Takagi one of the most interesting duos of the year.
3. FUCKING RIDER
ORIGINAL COOL SEXY
IF I NEED TO TALK ABOUT RIDER YOU'RE A DUMPASS
2. BEING MEDUKA IS SUFFERING
WHAT IS IT COOBIE?
Yeah best writing award goes to gen for making this son of a bitch. True cosmic horror right here.
1. THE BEST WRITTEN CHARACTER OF THE YEAR
FEEL FREE TO DISSENT JUST KNOW YOU'RE WRONG
From a literary stand point, Homura was the best written character of the year (refer to the 7 Best Characters of 2011 list written by Detective). Being a meguca was indeed suffering and I could sympathize.
BONUS: SONG OF THE YEAR????????????
At this point you're like aw man what the fuck? All my moe girls aren't here! And oh shit! NO STEINS GATE and WHAT THE DICKS NO FUCKING USAGI DROP (YOU FELL ASLEEP YOU SQUABLICKER THE SHOW IS BORING AS FUCK) UGH THIS GUY IS A RETARD
no shut the fuck up it's stuff I liked get over it you smelly internet guy you
7. FUCKING THIS
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY WOULD I PUT THAT ON MY LIST?
LET ME TELL YOU, ASSHOLE.
CHARLOTTE WAS THE BEST IRONIC PLOT TWIST OF THE YEAR IN CHARACTER FORM. ACTUALLY I LIED. CHECK NUMBER TWO FOR BEST IRONIC PLOT TWIST OF THE YEAR.
Charlotte is though, quite adorable. The timing of her appearance makes her a very unforgettable character and is notable for causing the pivot in Madoka's production.
6. WHAT IS THAT? TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS IN A ROW?
HEY FUCK YOU!
PROOF THAT MOE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ARCHETYPAL. SLOB ON MY KNOB IF YOU DISAGREE!!
5. GOD DAMN BRODUCER
OH SHIT NIGGER ONE OF THE FEW MALE CHARACTERS IN IDOLMASTER?
YEAH YOU BETCHA.
Producer could've been a walking talking filtery douchebag in a show laden with 15+ beautiful adorable kawaii desu waifus but NO THIS STUD PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK AND SINGLE HANDLEDLY TOOK DOWN THE IDOL BUSINESS.
Clever use of a protagonist who was easy to relate to and also endearing. My favorite part of idolmaster as odd as that sounds.
4. ANOTHER IDOLMASTER CHARACTER?
AND STILL NOT A GIRL?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID BRODUCER WAS THE BEST?
FUCK YOUR LOGISTICS YOU'RE AN IDIOT WHO GAVE A SHOW ABOUT NOT HAVING FRIENDS A TEN!
This place is shared with 765's Chief as well. It was interesting to see the stories play out as it were between the two chief's as much as it was to see the moe moe kyun girls of 765 beat out Jupiter-chan. Noting the different approaches of handling their respective idols and also their brief but terribly interesting head to head conversation at the bar made Kuroi and Takagi one of the most interesting duos of the year.
3. FUCKING RIDER
ORIGINAL COOL SEXY
IF I NEED TO TALK ABOUT RIDER YOU'RE A DUMPASS
2. BEING MEDUKA IS SUFFERING
WHAT IS IT COOBIE?
Yeah best writing award goes to gen for making this son of a bitch. True cosmic horror right here.
1. THE BEST WRITTEN CHARACTER OF THE YEAR
FEEL FREE TO DISSENT JUST KNOW YOU'RE WRONG
From a literary stand point, Homura was the best written character of the year (refer to the 7 Best Characters of 2011 list written by Detective). Being a meguca was indeed suffering and I could sympathize.
BONUS: SONG OF THE YEAR????????????
At this point you're like aw man what the fuck? All my moe girls aren't here! And oh shit! NO STEINS GATE and WHAT THE DICKS NO FUCKING USAGI DROP (YOU FELL ASLEEP YOU SQUABLICKER THE SHOW IS BORING AS FUCK) UGH THIS GUY IS A RETARD
no shut the fuck up it's stuff I liked get over it you smelly internet guy you
Posted by Detective | 01-02-12, 11:34 PM | 10 comments
June 21st, 2011
Movies Watched During Summer 2011
Apocalypse Now
deep
Blade Runner
harrison ford is deep and a robot
Good Will Hunting
angry matt damon the movie starring mrs. doubtfire
The Departed
angry matt damon 2 in which leo and he sleep with the same woman for plot complexity1111
Being John Malkovich
awesome film about being john malkovich (it reveals that charlie sheen came up with the original concept behind strike witches as well)
The Tree of Life
the first and last 20 minutes are pretentious and not deep but then the story is really disturbing and brad pitt did awesome things like beat his kids and make them fight so it was a pretty cool movie
The Iron Giant
vin diesel is the iron giant and the main kids name is hogarth and theres this guy who is really fabulous voiced by harry conick jr and then the russians did it
The Bourne Identity
angry matt damon 3 - this time he forgot his wallet
The Bourne Supremacy
angry matt damon 4 - he really only has one character and mood and it's angry
The Bourne Ultimatum
angry matt damon 5 - actually the worst of the trilogy imo mainly because we didn't want a forty minute action scene and a new girlfriend but instead would like some more plot behind what the heck the movies were even supposed to be about (i was later informed all three movies were supposed to be about action)
Shaun of the Dead
you know it's funny when you beat zombies up to Queen
Midnight in Paris
easily top 10 maybe even fave 5 owen wilson deserves an oscar... and i'm serious and then they went back in time and woody allen and then hemingway and like woaaaaaah
Paranormal Activity
normal activity starring the worlds ugliest bitch possessed by a thousand chin demons
Sideways
Paul Giamatti is the best actor forever
Beginners
preachy
About Schmidt
Dear Ndugu, this film meant a lot to me, and I'm sure I will continue to look back on it.
The Truman Show
Good afternoon, good evening, and good night
Drag Me To Hell
I don't hate this but I should. stu is spy
The Blair Witch Project
literally nothing happens, beyond being an early user of shaky cam, this film was a flop
REC
muy espanol pelicula con un mas loco termina!!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II
wicked crappy execution of a could be excellent cinematic experience. loopholes everywhere, but that's more of a problem with the original book. no creative liberties were taken.
American Splendor
MARTY GETS CANCER AND LIVES
Before Sunrise
would've been better if I knew there wasn't a
Before Sunset
which was a total unnecessary addition...
Up In The Air
Clooney makes sad faces because his life sucks
Days of Heaven
Metacritic score 95? Pretentious thy name is Terrence Mallick
Ghost World
Thora Birch, can I marry you?
Ju-on
MITSUBISHI TOYOTA HONDA HONDA HONDA and then my hands on my face
The Ring
How did they make the movie in the movie to begin with lawl - loopholes
The Orphan
failure of a movie all around, but the deaf chick made a wiiiiicked funny face which was the highlight
Fargo
Motives, anyone?
Seven Samurai
Wicked cool... a true epic!
Tangled
yeah okay pretty boring
The Godfather: Part II
Better than the first. Abortions are sad and the Mike man doesn't need that crap from a woman let alone his wife
Wall Street
FLY ME TO THE MOON *charlie sheen making love* AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS
Doogal
WHAT THE CRAP LOL
Thirty Minutes or Less
whatever I didn't pay for it because my friend works there so like yeah whatever
WALL-E
2001 a space odyssey done by pixar with less epic and more "humour"
Horrible Bosses
Charlie Day = huge actor, also Kevin Spacey <3
The Sixth Sense
~at the end of sixth sense was bruce willis was dead I JIZZED IN MY PANTS~
Marmaduke
summer comedy film of the year all years ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES (seriously this movie was really enjoyable)
Election
"Gee, life sure is weird." "every day I'd go over to her house for a fuck and a hot tub." I want to be a Paul-itician. Matt Broderick is awesome.
Crazy, Stupid, Love
funnier than anticipated! quite perverse...
Lion King 3D
awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhhhh
The Big Lebowski
that's like, your opinion, man.
Resevoir Dogs
he doesn't tip and he's also pink, steve buscemi is mad handsome
deep
Blade Runner
harrison ford is deep and a robot
Good Will Hunting
angry matt damon the movie starring mrs. doubtfire
The Departed
angry matt damon 2 in which leo and he sleep with the same woman for plot complexity1111
Being John Malkovich
awesome film about being john malkovich (it reveals that charlie sheen came up with the original concept behind strike witches as well)
The Tree of Life
the first and last 20 minutes are pretentious and not deep but then the story is really disturbing and brad pitt did awesome things like beat his kids and make them fight so it was a pretty cool movie
The Iron Giant
vin diesel is the iron giant and the main kids name is hogarth and theres this guy who is really fabulous voiced by harry conick jr and then the russians did it
The Bourne Identity
angry matt damon 3 - this time he forgot his wallet
The Bourne Supremacy
angry matt damon 4 - he really only has one character and mood and it's angry
The Bourne Ultimatum
angry matt damon 5 - actually the worst of the trilogy imo mainly because we didn't want a forty minute action scene and a new girlfriend but instead would like some more plot behind what the heck the movies were even supposed to be about (i was later informed all three movies were supposed to be about action)
Shaun of the Dead
you know it's funny when you beat zombies up to Queen
Midnight in Paris
easily top 10 maybe even fave 5 owen wilson deserves an oscar... and i'm serious and then they went back in time and woody allen and then hemingway and like woaaaaaah
Paranormal Activity
normal activity starring the worlds ugliest bitch possessed by a thousand chin demons
Sideways
Paul Giamatti is the best actor forever
Beginners
preachy
About Schmidt
Dear Ndugu, this film meant a lot to me, and I'm sure I will continue to look back on it.
The Truman Show
Good afternoon, good evening, and good night
Drag Me To Hell
I don't hate this but I should. stu is spy
The Blair Witch Project
literally nothing happens, beyond being an early user of shaky cam, this film was a flop
REC
muy espanol pelicula con un mas loco termina!!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II
wicked crappy execution of a could be excellent cinematic experience. loopholes everywhere, but that's more of a problem with the original book. no creative liberties were taken.
American Splendor
MARTY GETS CANCER AND LIVES
Before Sunrise
would've been better if I knew there wasn't a
Before Sunset
which was a total unnecessary addition...
Up In The Air
Clooney makes sad faces because his life sucks
Days of Heaven
Metacritic score 95? Pretentious thy name is Terrence Mallick
Ghost World
Thora Birch, can I marry you?
Ju-on
MITSUBISHI TOYOTA HONDA HONDA HONDA and then my hands on my face
The Ring
How did they make the movie in the movie to begin with lawl - loopholes
The Orphan
failure of a movie all around, but the deaf chick made a wiiiiicked funny face which was the highlight
Fargo
Motives, anyone?
Seven Samurai
Wicked cool... a true epic!
Tangled
yeah okay pretty boring
The Godfather: Part II
Better than the first. Abortions are sad and the Mike man doesn't need that crap from a woman let alone his wife
Wall Street
FLY ME TO THE MOON *charlie sheen making love* AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS
Doogal
WHAT THE CRAP LOL
Thirty Minutes or Less
whatever I didn't pay for it because my friend works there so like yeah whatever
WALL-E
2001 a space odyssey done by pixar with less epic and more "humour"
Horrible Bosses
Charlie Day = huge actor, also Kevin Spacey <3
The Sixth Sense
~at the end of sixth sense was bruce willis was dead I JIZZED IN MY PANTS~
Marmaduke
summer comedy film of the year all years ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES (seriously this movie was really enjoyable)
Election
"Gee, life sure is weird." "every day I'd go over to her house for a fuck and a hot tub." I want to be a Paul-itician. Matt Broderick is awesome.
Crazy, Stupid, Love
funnier than anticipated! quite perverse...
Lion King 3D
awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhhhh
The Big Lebowski
that's like, your opinion, man.
Resevoir Dogs
he doesn't tip and he's also pink, steve buscemi is mad handsome
Posted by Detective | 06-21-11, 7:18 PM | 2 comments
January 11th, 2011
The ever unpopular "About me" section
Current Goals:
Watch at least one episode of Legend of the Galactic Heroes everyday until I complete it.
Finish 20th Century Boys.
Finish Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou.
Watch at least one episode of Gintama everyday until I complete it.
Milestones:
200th Completed Anime: Kuroshitsuji
300th Completed Anime: Samurai Champloo
400th Completed Anime: Princess Tutu
500th Completed Anime: Kemono no Souja Erin
600th Anime Completed: Eikoku Koi Monogatari Emma: Molders Hen
700th Completed Anime: Usagi Drop
800th Anime Completed: Sakamichi no Apollon
Stat Graph:
<img src="http://mathesnet.de/script/MALscore/out/a/purple/Detective.png" border="0" />
Favorite Females:
Tsuruya - The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
Asahina Mikuru - The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
Suzumiya Haruhi - The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
Aisaka Taiga - ToraDora!
Kawashima Ami - ToraDora!
Beatrice - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Lambdadelta - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Bernkastel - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Rosa Ushiromiya - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Dlanor A. Knox - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Natsuhi Ushiromiya - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Furude Rika - Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
White - Pokemon Black and White
Kiri Komori - Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Saya - Saya no Uta
Gasai Yuno - Mirai Nikki
Olivier Mira Armstrong - Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Mizore Shirayuki - Rosario + Vampire
Lynette Bishop - Strike Witches
Anya Alstreim - Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2
Suiseiseki - Rozen Maiden
Yoko Littner - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Nia Teppelin - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Alicia Florence - Aria the Origination
Alice Caroll - Aria the Origination
Akari Mizunashi - Aria the Origination
May (Haruka) - Pokemon
Patricia Martin - Lucky☆Star
Nora Arendt - Spice and Wolf
Horo - Spice and Wolf
Miria Harvent - Baccano!
Saber - Fate/Stay Night
Mei Sunohara - CLANNAD ~After Story~
Miyako - Hidamari Sketch x 365
Ryougi Shiki - Kara no Kyoukai: Satsujin Kousatsu (Part 2)
Shindou Mariya* - Maria+Holic
Qi Liang - CANAAN
Hanamato Hagumi - Honey and Clover
Nogizaka Haruka - Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu
Crona* - Soul Eater
Sawako Kuronuma - Kimi ni Todoke
Mio Akiyama - K-ON!
Kotobuki Tsumugi - K-ON!
Nobue Itoh - Ichigo Mashimaro
Nao Kanzaki- Liar Game
Hazuki Mina - Darker Than BLACK - Ryuusei no Gemini
Kaya Miyoshi - Bakuman
Rebecca Miyamoto - PaniPoni Dash!
Kuroko Shiroi - Toaru Kagaku no Railgun
Index LP - Toaru Majutsu no Index
Kurouhin Murasaki - Kure-nai
Ohno Kanako - Genshiken
Sumiyoshi Kanako - Nyan Koi!
Mizuno Kaede - Nyan Koi!
Kotomi Kirishima - Nyan Koi!
Alice - Pandora Hearts
Teletha Testarossa - Full Metal Panic: The Second Raid
Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima
Nadeko Sengoku - Bakemonogatari
Senjogahara Hitagi - Bakemonogatari
Chiaki - Shigofumi
Haru Nishimura - Xam'd: Lost Memories
Hiiragi - Hanamaru Youchien
Pino - Ergo Proxy
Nyarlko - Haiyoru! Nyaru-Ani
Kagura - Gintama
Ayame Sarutobi - Gintama
Tsukuyo - Gintama
Elizabeth* - Gintama
Taneshima Poplar - Working!!
Nino - Arakawa Under the Bridge
Hayasaka Yukari - Paradise Kiss
Ekaterina Kurae - Seikon no Qwaser
Kitajima Maya - Glass Mask (2005)
Ranka Lee - Macross Frontier
Klan Klang - Macross Frontier
Arashiyama Hotori - Soredemo Machi wa Matteiru
* = OH GOD WHAT
Bros:
Ushiromiya Battler - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Kyon - The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
Kamina - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Tenma Kenzo - Monster
Wolfgang Grimmer - Monster
Graham Specter - Baccano! OVA
Jeremiah Gottwald - Code Geass Lelouch of the Rebellion R2
Madara - Natsume Yuujinchou
Zebra Mask - Looking up at the Half-moon
Junpei Kousaka - Nyan Koi!
Edmond Dantes - Gankutsuou
Paul von Oberstein - Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Katsumata-kun - 20th Century Boys
Takasu Ryuuji - ToraDora!
Sogeking - One Piece
Araya Souren - Kara no Kyoukai 5: Muujin Rasen
Takizawa Akira - Higashi no Eden
Sasakura Ryuu - Bartender
A. Niger - Moyashimon
Michael Kohara - Ga-Rei -Zero-
Sakata Gintoki - Gintama
Neko-Sensei - Princess Tutu
Watashi - Yojou-han Shinwa Taikei
Tousana Jone - Kemono no Souja Erin
Hayami Masumi - Glass Mask (2005)
<img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko1.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko2.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko3.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko4a.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko4b.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko4c.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko5.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko6a.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko6b.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko7a.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko7b.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko8a.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko8b.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko8c.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko8d.png" border="0" /><img src="http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae233/brobrofightthepowah/Umineko8e.png" border="0" />
Watch at least one episode of Legend of the Galactic Heroes everyday until I complete it.
Finish 20th Century Boys.
Finish Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou.
Watch at least one episode of Gintama everyday until I complete it.
Milestones:
200th Completed Anime: Kuroshitsuji
300th Completed Anime: Samurai Champloo
400th Completed Anime: Princess Tutu
500th Completed Anime: Kemono no Souja Erin
600th Anime Completed: Eikoku Koi Monogatari Emma: Molders Hen
700th Completed Anime: Usagi Drop
800th Anime Completed: Sakamichi no Apollon
Favorite Anime:
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni Series / Code Geass Series / Umineko no Naku Koro Ni Series / Monster / K-ON! Series / The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Series / Kara No Kyoukai Series / Gankutsuou / Baccano! Series / Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Series / Clannad ~After Story~ / Death Note Series / Strike Witches Series / Bakemonogatari / Higashi no Eden Series / ToraDora! / Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion / Spirited Away / Ga-Rei -Zero- / Legend of the Galactic Heroes / Nyoro~n Churuya-san / Summer Wars / ef - a tale of melodies / Trapeze / Hidamari Sketch Series / Gintama / Aria The Natural / Yojou-han Shinwa Taikei / Glass Mask / Macross Frontier
The Honorable Mention:
Aria The Origination / Bartender / Moyashimon / Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Series / Lucky ☆ Star / Rozen Maiden Series / CardCaptor Sakura Series / Kaiba / Ichigo Mashimaro Series / Nyan Koi! / Princess Tutu / Ghost Stories / Paradise Kiss / Shiki / Victorian Romance Emma / Cat Soup / The TV Show
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni Series / Code Geass Series / Umineko no Naku Koro Ni Series / Monster / K-ON! Series / The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Series / Kara No Kyoukai Series / Gankutsuou / Baccano! Series / Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Series / Clannad ~After Story~ / Death Note Series / Strike Witches Series / Bakemonogatari / Higashi no Eden Series / ToraDora! / Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion / Spirited Away / Ga-Rei -Zero- / Legend of the Galactic Heroes / Nyoro~n Churuya-san / Summer Wars / ef - a tale of melodies / Trapeze / Hidamari Sketch Series / Gintama / Aria The Natural / Yojou-han Shinwa Taikei / Glass Mask / Macross Frontier
The Honorable Mention:
Aria The Origination / Bartender / Moyashimon / Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Series / Lucky ☆ Star / Rozen Maiden Series / CardCaptor Sakura Series / Kaiba / Ichigo Mashimaro Series / Nyan Koi! / Princess Tutu / Ghost Stories / Paradise Kiss / Shiki / Victorian Romance Emma / Cat Soup / The TV Show
Stat Graph:
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Favorite Females:
Tsuruya - The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
Asahina Mikuru - The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
Suzumiya Haruhi - The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
Aisaka Taiga - ToraDora!
Kawashima Ami - ToraDora!
Beatrice - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Lambdadelta - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Bernkastel - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Rosa Ushiromiya - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Dlanor A. Knox - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Natsuhi Ushiromiya - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Furude Rika - Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
White - Pokemon Black and White
Kiri Komori - Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Saya - Saya no Uta
Gasai Yuno - Mirai Nikki
Olivier Mira Armstrong - Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Mizore Shirayuki - Rosario + Vampire
Lynette Bishop - Strike Witches
Anya Alstreim - Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2
Suiseiseki - Rozen Maiden
Yoko Littner - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Nia Teppelin - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Alicia Florence - Aria the Origination
Alice Caroll - Aria the Origination
Akari Mizunashi - Aria the Origination
May (Haruka) - Pokemon
Patricia Martin - Lucky☆Star
Nora Arendt - Spice and Wolf
Horo - Spice and Wolf
Miria Harvent - Baccano!
Saber - Fate/Stay Night
Mei Sunohara - CLANNAD ~After Story~
Miyako - Hidamari Sketch x 365
Ryougi Shiki - Kara no Kyoukai: Satsujin Kousatsu (Part 2)
Shindou Mariya* - Maria+Holic
Qi Liang - CANAAN
Hanamato Hagumi - Honey and Clover
Nogizaka Haruka - Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu
Crona* - Soul Eater
Sawako Kuronuma - Kimi ni Todoke
Mio Akiyama - K-ON!
Kotobuki Tsumugi - K-ON!
Nobue Itoh - Ichigo Mashimaro
Nao Kanzaki- Liar Game
Hazuki Mina - Darker Than BLACK - Ryuusei no Gemini
Kaya Miyoshi - Bakuman
Rebecca Miyamoto - PaniPoni Dash!
Kuroko Shiroi - Toaru Kagaku no Railgun
Index LP - Toaru Majutsu no Index
Kurouhin Murasaki - Kure-nai
Ohno Kanako - Genshiken
Sumiyoshi Kanako - Nyan Koi!
Mizuno Kaede - Nyan Koi!
Kotomi Kirishima - Nyan Koi!
Alice - Pandora Hearts
Teletha Testarossa - Full Metal Panic: The Second Raid
Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima
Nadeko Sengoku - Bakemonogatari
Senjogahara Hitagi - Bakemonogatari
Chiaki - Shigofumi
Haru Nishimura - Xam'd: Lost Memories
Hiiragi - Hanamaru Youchien
Pino - Ergo Proxy
Nyarlko - Haiyoru! Nyaru-Ani
Kagura - Gintama
Ayame Sarutobi - Gintama
Tsukuyo - Gintama
Elizabeth* - Gintama
Taneshima Poplar - Working!!
Nino - Arakawa Under the Bridge
Hayasaka Yukari - Paradise Kiss
Ekaterina Kurae - Seikon no Qwaser
Kitajima Maya - Glass Mask (2005)
Ranka Lee - Macross Frontier
Klan Klang - Macross Frontier
Arashiyama Hotori - Soredemo Machi wa Matteiru
* = OH GOD WHAT
Bros:
Ushiromiya Battler - Umineko no Naku Koro ni
Kyon - The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi
Kamina - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Tenma Kenzo - Monster
Wolfgang Grimmer - Monster
Graham Specter - Baccano! OVA
Jeremiah Gottwald - Code Geass Lelouch of the Rebellion R2
Madara - Natsume Yuujinchou
Zebra Mask - Looking up at the Half-moon
Junpei Kousaka - Nyan Koi!
Edmond Dantes - Gankutsuou
Paul von Oberstein - Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Katsumata-kun - 20th Century Boys
Takasu Ryuuji - ToraDora!
Sogeking - One Piece
Araya Souren - Kara no Kyoukai 5: Muujin Rasen
Takizawa Akira - Higashi no Eden
Sasakura Ryuu - Bartender
A. Niger - Moyashimon
Michael Kohara - Ga-Rei -Zero-
Sakata Gintoki - Gintama
Neko-Sensei - Princess Tutu
Watashi - Yojou-han Shinwa Taikei
Tousana Jone - Kemono no Souja Erin
Hayami Masumi - Glass Mask (2005)
Member Cards:
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When the Seagulls Cry, none shall be left alive.
Posted by Detective | 01-11-11, 6:49 PM | 5 comments
July 3rd, 2010
people on the internet I like/do not like
the people on the internet I like:
unsuspecting persons unprepared to be flamed
intelligent persons
friendly anons
people who give you sauce
fangirls who hate fanboys and vice-versa
people who post random internet memes and don't afraid of anything
people who have opinions that differ from my own without being elitist
people whose anime lists consist of mostly hentai
people who understand their shonen series is garbage and will never end but keep watching because they like it
easily butthurt gaise
aria fags
fans of the source material BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR
NAKAMA, ANIKIS, and ONII-CHANS
anyone who takes time to read reviews
factionists who aren't blind
"one-week-behindfag" - the guy who says stuff like "SHIT LELOUCH DIES" after everyone already knew
gentlemen
mentlegen
someone who posts on your wall telling you they were on your wall
hypocritical trolls - they lead to many lulz
fan groups that are NOT DEAD YET but obviously are
broken engrish mateys
people who like "pretentious" anime
you <3
guys who post on /x/, /h/, and /c/
bronies
the people on the internet I don't like:
elitists
elitist faggots
angel beats fags
biribiri fans (index > biribiri)
people who don't agree that toradora is the greatest romance ever made
people who don't agree monster is the best anime ever made
people who liked ghost hunt
people who didn't like TTGL
unfriendly anons
people who continue to think pokemon is the best anime ever because of nostalgia
people who insist an anime is underrated because it's a parody (it's not underrated, it just sucks)
that guy who always has to ruin a good thread by saying something pointless
music fags or people in bands - your music most likely sucks - K-ON! is better
people who don't play the source material
people who assume the source material is bad because they only watched the anime and vice-versa
people who drop things
that guy who has to go out of his way to be "against the crowd"
atheists - your relgion is the white of this page, that must suck, mine has magic angels with swords
when you're having a conversation and someone pops in and says "prove it" when it's already been proven
the guy who comments on everything but has nothing to say
someone who can't admit he is wrong
people who don't use capitals (this page not included, I thought non-caps would make me edgier)
edgy folks
weeaboos and kawaii people
people who claim that "manga is 90% of the time better than anime," vice-versa, and similar claims
people who call them OAV's as opposed to OVA's (you don't call ONA's OAN's do you?!)
people who give a 10 to an anime because of the loli (i.e. hidan no aria/gosick fans)
people who use "haters gonna hate" or "deal with it" as argument points
racists, homophobes, and haters hatin' (where is the love (the love (the love?)))
people who use the phrase "nuff said" - there was clearly not enough stated
people who use the word the words "epic" and "fail"
even more so people who use the word the words "epic" and "fail" as adjectives, verbs, and nouns
people who use the word masterpiece when they mean to say "it's very good"
unsuspecting persons unprepared to be flamed
intelligent persons
friendly anons
people who give you sauce
fangirls who hate fanboys and vice-versa
people who post random internet memes and don't afraid of anything
people who have opinions that differ from my own without being elitist
people whose anime lists consist of mostly hentai
people who understand their shonen series is garbage and will never end but keep watching because they like it
easily butthurt gaise
aria fags
fans of the source material BEFORE IT WAS POPULAR
NAKAMA, ANIKIS, and ONII-CHANS
anyone who takes time to read reviews
factionists who aren't blind
"one-week-behindfag" - the guy who says stuff like "SHIT LELOUCH DIES" after everyone already knew
gentlemen
mentlegen
someone who posts on your wall telling you they were on your wall
hypocritical trolls - they lead to many lulz
fan groups that are NOT DEAD YET but obviously are
broken engrish mateys
people who like "pretentious" anime
you <3
guys who post on /x/, /h/, and /c/
bronies
the people on the internet I don't like:
elitists
elitist faggots
angel beats fags
biribiri fans (index > biribiri)
people who don't agree that toradora is the greatest romance ever made
people who don't agree monster is the best anime ever made
people who liked ghost hunt
people who didn't like TTGL
unfriendly anons
people who continue to think pokemon is the best anime ever because of nostalgia
people who insist an anime is underrated because it's a parody (it's not underrated, it just sucks)
that guy who always has to ruin a good thread by saying something pointless
music fags or people in bands - your music most likely sucks - K-ON! is better
people who don't play the source material
people who assume the source material is bad because they only watched the anime and vice-versa
people who drop things
that guy who has to go out of his way to be "against the crowd"
atheists - your relgion is the white of this page, that must suck, mine has magic angels with swords
when you're having a conversation and someone pops in and says "prove it" when it's already been proven
the guy who comments on everything but has nothing to say
someone who can't admit he is wrong
people who don't use capitals (this page not included, I thought non-caps would make me edgier)
edgy folks
weeaboos and kawaii people
people who claim that "manga is 90% of the time better than anime," vice-versa, and similar claims
people who call them OAV's as opposed to OVA's (you don't call ONA's OAN's do you?!)
people who give a 10 to an anime because of the loli (i.e. hidan no aria/gosick fans)
people who use "haters gonna hate" or "deal with it" as argument points
racists, homophobes, and haters hatin' (where is the love (the love (the love?)))
people who use the phrase "nuff said" - there was clearly not enough stated
people who use the word the words "epic" and "fail"
even more so people who use the word the words "epic" and "fail" as adjectives, verbs, and nouns
people who use the word masterpiece when they mean to say "it's very good"
Posted by Detective | 07-03-10, 8:43 PM | 15 comments