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Love is a sensation that starts by the tempation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation. Do you get the explanation or do you need a demonstration

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

10 commandments of being a teenager:

1. Thou shall not sneak out when their parents are sleeping (why wait?)

2. Thou shall not do drugs (alcohol lasts longer)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (destruction has a bigger effect)

5. Thou shall not steal from their parents (everyone knows Grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights (start them)

7. Thou shall not skip class (take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not go to strip clubs (Hooters has better food)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex (like Nike says... just do it)

10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (leave them in the middle)

A girl came walking in the Hallways, there she stands she sees the boy she has been crushing on, and she had the guts to tell him now. "Hi"as she starts out, she smiles brightly.

He looks at her and says "umm Hi,,", she looks straight at him, "I have to tell you something" as she said, she soon looked away of embarressment but she overcomed and looked up at him. "What?" as the boy asked, the girls smiles little, "I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you" as she said blushing.

"Ok,"as the boy said looking down at her, "What do you mean 'ok'?"as she asked confused,
" I don't like you like that..." as he said, she stares at him for a while and asks, "Why not?" she asked, the boy looked at her and sighed, "I can't tell you... maybe another time...".

From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up.

And so, one day she went up to him, "I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!" as she asked, the boy looked at her and sighed more, "Do you really wanna know why?" as he asked pissed off,
"Yes!"as she said.

He rolled his eyes then spoke, "It's because you're not pretty! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!" as he said, he rolled his eyes, "But..I"as she stammered, "Just shut the hell up and leave me alone!"as he screamed at her face, The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.

"Hello?"she asks as she wiped off the tears, It was her mother, "Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours." as her mom says, "Alright Mom." as she answered back.

" I love you."as her mother said, she soon said, "I love you too" and soon she hanged up,

The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the miror.

"I'm not pretty enough..."as she said to herself.

She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.

"Honey? Are you alright?",She opened the door and was shocked at the sight. The bath was overflowing onto the floor and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the miror, a piece of paper was taped up.

"Am I Pretty Enough Now?"....

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have
no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.





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