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WARNING: BECAUSE OF REASONS I MUST TELL EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 TO GET OUT OF MY BLOG! OBEY OR I’LL BE DEFENESTRATED! ALSO BE WARY OF WILD ROAMING SPOILERS! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

Welcome back. Last time I covered another assy dancer and now we have the token beach episode all series must have.

: But with asses! Female ones naturally.

: That sounds embarrassing... *picks out her sukumizu wedgie casually*

: Not that much! *looks great in the sling swimsuit*

Though hopefully nothing bad happens today. *gets shot water* What was that?

: Woops, that failed...

You look like Miyuki way too much... *goes emo again*

: What was that?

: Seems that Zettai was betrayed by yet another imouto.

: But I am...



: …and not Miyuki the traitorous imouto!

: And yet she shares the name with that blue hair cow ojou.

: I came first!

: I also come first too naturally, like girls should!

: That was gross...

: Agreed with that. *glares like kuudere*

Like anyone cares. *still sulking hard*

: Since this is kinda sorta my fault how can I cheer this guy?

: Thought that you were the sniper from this month.

: I changed sides about right now.

: For me works.

: Just do this. *whispers something naughty*

: Alright for that... *gently rubs her flat chest against Zettai’s face and hands*

DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST! *gets less emo*

: And now this! *peaches with love*

NICE SOFT ASS! *feels much better*

: Figured it’d work!

: How about I get blogged back?

Alright, sure thing!

: But beach episode...

: Beach episodes are horribly overrated anyway.

Head

Hair
Aoi has long black hair. And not just long but also in hime cut for even more cuteness. The length is just great for it avoids blocking ass. Basically speaking Aoi has perfect hair.
Grade: A+

Eyes
Aoi has dark green eyes. Green eyes like blue are massively and overly overrated, but dark ones are less terrible. However luckily Aoi has some glorious GLASSES for appeal and thick black glasses even for these are second best. They fit so well with her hair and go well with her dark eyes and in conclusion look incredible. Glasses are love. Too bad she removes the glasses for fighting because looks much better wearing the specs. After all she was one of the first glasses girls I liked for wearing glasses and thus she needed them on the whole time. Hooray for glasses.
Grade: A-

: Looks like I got the wrong target for this.

: Nope since my slave likes glasses too just like another awesome blogger.

: Really? Alright then.

: More boys should like glasses girls.

: And female asses!

: Thanks for that! *fixes glasses and then fixes wedgie*

The honest truth!

: Now keep blogging.

Body

Build
Aoi looks simply incredible here. She has small breasts and flat stomach but great thighs and ass, being basically ideal. The problem is the awful measurements. She has 163cm which not only beats the ideal size easily, but also she looks marginally taller than the guy. Weight goes 40kg thus nothing special, kinda thin maybe. And then the three sizes are 70A/45/60 and that just blows horribly easily from the suckiness. Not only her waist looks unhealthily thin there, but also her ass sounds tiny. Then again the series has probably the worst measurements ever conceived period, with many girls overpowering poor hips with breasts over 10cm and three girls with simply minuscule 50cm hips despite two having regular flat chests and such. This feels so horrible and anti-Zettai for this just freakingly sucks and is just plain unnatural. Shame since she looks simply gorgeous, but the awful measurements mean punishment. Just not overly harsh since again easily ideal appearance.
Grade: A

Butt
Aoi has quite the nice ass. The measurements are sure beyond horrible, but the ass looks pretty good. Especially for her thin lovely body. And that is pretty much everything.
Grade: C+

: Measurements are nonsense!

Agreed, total bullshit!

: Watch your mouth!

: But still right, just check my show for proof.

Clothes
Aoi has one decent wardrobe. The bad is the default rather lame school uniform, but that is balanced with the sexy fighting bodysuit. She even has some variations too. Besides that unfortunately variety feels lacking, only having bikinis and summer dresses. Barely pulls through.
Grade: B

Mind

Personality
Aoi forms part from the Immigration Bureau and was ordered to get rid from Kio and Eris the main couple, but since she really likes Kio and since Eris was fairly nice Aoi ended rebelling against everything and changing sides for good. She then joined the harem and fought hard for Kio whenever situation required. She also kisses him during the finale, and since Eris says multiple girls relationships are seen as fine for her race that means Aoi could win too. Awesome for that. Also since her parents left her behind due to having powers she counts for sad past points also.

Overall was solid. Aoi was cute and lovable all around from the start and such, being quiet and shy but also bold when required. Also worth mentioning is the power named Aport that allows warping nearby things onto her and mostly she uses this for fighting with guns. She also likes old unusual movies. This description sucks big time but Aoi was really cute, easily the best girl though overall everyone was likable. This series could use more love.
Grade: B+

Libido
Aoi does decently enough here. She quite likes Kio and even kisses him for more points. Too bad her flat chest emoness hurts the score, more girls need flat chest pride. And fat ass pride too naturally.
Grade: B

: Fat ass pride!?

What more girls should develop too!

: That sounds embarrassing...

: Fitting since girls with that often moon everyone around.

: Will try then!

: Nothing but idiots.

Age
Aoi has the typical high school age meaning 16 and that means she does well here. Nothing else remarkable.
Grade: B+

Voice
Kana Hanazawa has never disappointed and this indeed does not dissatisfy. Also note that this was among her earlier roles case anyone was curious.
Grade: A+

Total: 85 (B+)

: That score is really high maybe!

: It really is!

Because frankly you deserve high praise. Aside from measurements you are nearly perfect!

: How very distressing...

That said thanks for being sexy, since now I feel less emo!

: Even though Miyuki scored slightly higher?

: Leave that aside.

All settled then! Going home now!

: Alright, take care!

: Riding the bus?

: Riding the bus. *the trio indeed rides the bus*

Did the bus rider seem strange or insanity got ahold?

: That’s nonsense, slave.

Cool for that.

: Eh heh heh...