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WARNING: BECAUSE OF REASONS I MUST TELL EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 TO GET OUT OF MY BLOG! OBEY OR I’LL BE DEFENESTRATED! ALSO BE WARY OF WILD ROAMING SPOILERS! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

Welcome back. Last time I dealt with the token sniper blog and now this girl asks for her brother and nothing else really though. Boo dull plots.

: Stop saying that!

Sorry but I must stay fair and acknowledge my plots are garbage, and same for my horrible crappy blogs. I was born defective after all.

: Those are things nobody should say!

Even when they are the truth?

: But that is not the truth!

: Who exactly is the philosophical girl?

: Is everyone great? I feel great!

: What the hell?

: Though great is obviously not my name but rather...



: Wgaa!

: Please stop shortening my name like that.

: What was that about missing brothers?

: Just recently my brother was kidnapped by someone called The Broom Woman and thus I must bring him back home safely!

That means the woman has changed her right arm into some broom?

: She just said that was her name and left. Not riding any broom oddly enough.

: That sounds strange.

: Please help out!

Just let me blog about you first and sure.

: Dunno what blogs are but sure.

Head

Hair
Wendy has darkish orange hair. The hairstyle is most notable, being two huge braids that stick up just like that. She clearly was designed after the Wendy’s mascot girl alright. This unusual hairstyle actually works alright, being original and kinda cute too. She has really long hair when down and that also helps naturally. When younger she had braid horns and looked silly. The fortunately only problem comes from her fairly lame bangs, meaning that she has none aside five thick strands. Still decent overall, but boy do these bangs suck.
Grade: B

Eyes
Wendy has unsurprisingly green eyes. The shape is tareme but not too much and works fairly decently, helps that Wendy suits that well. The actual eyes look pretty too. And think she never has worn glasses before sadly. Basically just good.
Grade: B

: Sorry for my bangs being weird...

Nothing wrong with looking different actually, but blogs have standards and such.

: GLASSES SNEAK ATTACK!*puts glasses on the braided loli*

: Watch out there! *but likes the glasses look anyway*

Body

Build
Wendy sadly lacks official measurements, too bad we only have cup sizes for the cows since even the best shows make dumb mistakes. Shame for she simply looks perfect, being short but not way too short and having sexy legs and lower body while being flat and lovely too somehow. Not many girls achieve such attunement. Even the ass is not too bad, but still she deserves this score.
Grade: A+

Butt
Wendy does pretty well here. Normally the show is not really perverse, but the swimsuit episode was special and most notably Wendy constantly got sukumizu wedgies and other awesome ass moments for nice appeal. The episode overall was also much better than most fanservice shows are, kinda sad really.
Grade: C+

: The reason I wear spats is because panties wedgie all the time...

That means you never wear panties under those spats?

: The normal thing.

: The normal thing is wearing panties under the spats actually.

: Oh, oh no... *fidgets from that*

: Time to check! *pulls spats down* Time to cheek! *slaps the ass*

: AH, MY ASS! *secretly likes that*

Good move there!

: Thanks again, slave.

Clothes
Wendy usually wears her orange dress and white undershirt combo, looking cute but nothing special really. The spats help very much though. She has some more costumes like Priscilla’s dress for one official pic but nothing too special. Aside from the sukumizu from the swimsuit episode naturally, that helps tremendously. Needs more variety, but has some decent bases regardless. Also note the pendant hanging off her neck actually is none other than Kameo the pet turtle. Too bad Van really hates turtles.
Grade: B+

Mind

Personality
Wendy hails from Evergreen Terrace and had her older brother captured by someone named The Claw Man that coincidentally is the same man Van the main characters is looking for because important plot reasons. That makes Wendy head with Van after much insistence, and during the long travels she handles brainwork because Van kinda goes his way too often, but regardless this unlikely duo handles pretty well somehow. Eventually turns out Wendy’s dumb brother serves The Claw Man and epic stuff happens all over. Also note Kira Yamato was not the brother for all sometimes people get confused with this.

Anything else is more spoilers really. But overall Wendy was fairly likable, being reasonable and caring without being naggy and obnoxious. She kept restrained Van though not in sexy femdom ways and was cute despite all this. Maybe nothing amazing but overall Wendy was fairly solid and thoroughly likable. She also might be the gun part from the title, from note she has one gun but for some reason lacks bullets. And now you know this too.
Grade: B

Libido
Wendy really is not that perverse, but does well thanks mostly to having freaking Van for love interest. She even says she will become his bride and such. Too bad she only wins indirectly for true wins score much better. She also was ashamed from the wedgies mentioned before, guess that she needs ass pride.
Grade: B-

: Ass pride? Huh?

Means that you should have pride in having that ass and show it off without shame.

: That sounds embarrassing...

: Not doing the really obvious joke.

: What was that? But duly noted. *shakes off ass* Kinda like this?

Just like that! *likes the view*

: Sounds like fun... *smiles with honestity*

Age
Wendy has only 13 years, thus perfect for blog rating purposes. For overkill she has older siblings and older love interest and that helps here too. Wish there were even higher ranks. Note the epilogue does indeed show Wendy notably older but epilogues are forgiven.
Grade: A+

Voice
Houko Kuwashima sounds fairly cute, nothing bad here. Also note Wendy uses the standard “oniichan” for the aforementioned older brother and that sounds cute but not ideal. Still kinda nice.
Grade: B

Total: 78 (B)

: Was expecting more...

Blame mostly your hair and eyes, though really you were solid overall.

: For mecha girls you score fairly high.

: Thanks for that. *suddenly get hit in the head by some falling broom* What was that?

Voice: I did that! *the speaker descends*

Not you now!

: The kidnapping woman!

: I am Broom but others know me as Houki and will fight to prove this truth: big breasts are just plain better!