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Welcome back. Last time I made the world favors and defeated someone truly awful. Now the usual Pretty Cure blog comes next.

: Hooray!

You look pleased.

: Of course since I will met another magical heroine!

Actually not really.

: But right now you said the usual Pretty Cure blog came next!

Voice: That would be because now he will score ME the sweet wonder!

: That mysterious voice...!

You know, mistress?

: This is...



: Correct! Now bring cake! In industrial quantities! Quick!

Yes! *does that*

: Thanks for that. Want anything as thanks for that?

Would love being your seat for now...

: Silly slave, you’re my seat! Not hers! But sure, one can share.

: Excellent... *gladly facesits Zettai and eats cake*

I can feel your ass growing bigger!

: And even bigger will grow! *laughs and eats* And write my blog like this!

Yes! *writes*

: For being evil she sure has fun.

: Remember that season had light villains.

Head

Hair
Hosshiiwa has light blue hair. The color is not too bad, and really love the huge rolls. Sadly there are issues because she set down her hair early on for one disguise, and disgustingly she got plenty pics like that afterwards. That really sucked. Another late disguise also lacked rolls, but luckily came late enough she got less fanart. Plus there she had puffy hair and looked nice. The real form has puffy hair too but not that long. Overall pretty interesting, but lacking darker hair kinda sucks.
Grade: B

Eyes
Hosshiiwa has dark blue eyes. While among the best blue eyes they still are blue. The nice tsurime shape does help, and while she has eyelashes those are not noticeable. Kinda wish she had glasses for then could excuse scoring this better.
Grade: B

: Done! *puts thick glasses on the eating Hosshiiwa just like that*

: Hmm? *shrugs and eats* This looks funny... *but keeps eating*

: Sent another pair to that purple Iona girl for fun. *smirks from that*

Body

Build
Hosshiiwa does quite well here. Just like Cures the older girls have amazing bodies, and naturally Hosshiiwa also suits this. She has modest breasts and looks pretty nice and slender despite eating that many sweets amusingly. Fanart sadly makes her look quite busty, though not always. Shame for people making the lovely Cures all busty though, albeit here Lovely usually avoids that. Lame and odd jokes aside overall Hosshiiwa does well here, though official height or something could help. Though apparently she stands tall at 165 cm and that sucks.
Grade: A-

Butt
Hosshiiwa sadly never shows ass. Shame since her designated rival Yuuko has quite the semi-canon huge ass actually.

: For ass size I easily beat any middle school girl! *proudly slaps her fat ass and causes several ripples*

: Bet all the cake caused that...

: And that is why cake is all the food I ever eat now!

Grade: D

Clothes
Hosshiiwa actually has multiple costumes. Naturally the best is the regular one, with the hat and the striped stockings for sexiness, but the other costumes are all nice and add variety. She also wore bikini once and fans went mad because the franchise usually avoids swimwear. Shows how ridiculous people can get.
Grade: B

Mind

Personality
Hosshiiwa was one of the main villains from the series, which would summon Saiaaku all the time to fight the heroes. And since each villain had different Saiaaku these turned things into sweets and annoyed diabetics everywhere. She then had tea time among the sweets wasteland. Naturally this was bad and the Cures fought and beat these wicked Saiaaku time and time again because heroines beat baddies daily. After long she had the final battle with fellow gluttonous and hungry Cure Honey and was defeated, but came back as some random teacher. And lived happily.

And was pretty fun while around. Hosshiiwa was greedy and selfish but always quite funny, and had the most elegance from all female villains. Plus hungry girls are love and Hosshiiwa too was cool for that reason. Too bad she liked sweets most, even firing freaking candy bombs during the final battle. She also used costumes several times, included the idol costume for musical duels with said fellow hungry rival Honey for more amusement. Long short story Hosshiiwa was quite great, though mean people affirm that she ripped off Mammo from the previous season because both are very greedy and have light blue hair. That aside the duo felt different, and thus was not too bad. Definitely beats Minami being the absolute most generic blue Cure per excellence ever, and this comes actually from someone into the blues.
Grade: B+

Libido
Hosshiiwa lacks any romance scenes. She was early on theorized among fans to have been dumped or something since she wrecked several weddings, but nothing came from that idea. That aside the fanart usually pairs her with fellow villain Namakelda and that helps. Rarely with Yuuko because rival stuff, better this than Zoro and Sanji any day too.
Grade: C

: Maybe someday I will marry too!

Age
Hosshiiwa has unknown age sadly. That said she was clearly adult as shown from the finale human form, and thus scores well for adults.
Grade: C

Voice
Akemi Okamura sounds nice and Hosshiiwa uses ojou speech albeit not much. She even uses “watakushi” for more appeal. She also does Fuup the fairy from Splash Star and also Kaoru just for one crossover movie because using the original VAs for the twins would mean caring. And sadly Toei hates the twins.
Grade: B+

Total: 64 (B-)

: Scored even less than some villains!?

: All because you were evil too!

: Though note she still outdid Proist but just barely.

: Not very comforting... *gets off Zettai’s face since she finished the cake*

Sorry about that, but sadly you have all the issues the Cures have without several their strong points like age and whatnot.

: Curses, foiled again!

: Basically.

: This got boring now the blog is done and everything. Going home now! *leaves while mooning*

That went fast...

: Nothing wrong with breathers after more important blogs though.

: Indeed!