Mar 23, 2016 9:23 AM
ZettaiBlog 167: Tomato Bacon
Anime Relations:
Yuru Yuri, Yuru Yuri♪♪, Yuru Yuri Nachuyachumi!, Yuru Yuri San☆Hai!, Yuru Yuri Nachuyachumi!+
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Welcome back. Last time Nico was blogged poorly. This time we’re visiting another girl for another equally poor blog.
: And this must be why we are on this middle school.
: After last year this feels repetitive.
Still not as bad as Working and other shows.
: I’m not small!
Exactly.
: Nonsense aside who is the next girl?
: ME! *jumps dramatically into the general area* I am...
Kyouko Tocino!
: Toshinou!
Same thing really.
: Maybe! But now I wanna get blogged, been years since my previous blog and more seasons came out ever since!
Head
Hair
Kyouko has light blonde hair. Luckily not too light and thus looks fine. The length is just right as it stops before her middle school butt, but sadly she has generic bangs. Perhaps the most important and noteworthy trait from Kyouko’s hair would be the red ribbon, not only because it looks cute but because there was one plot where she lost it and got depressed from the lacking ribbon. That was kinda silly and amusing, but poor Kyouko without the ribbon. Not bad overall.
Grade: B
Eyes
Kyouko has light blue eyes. Shame for having the most generic combination, but since nobody calls her the prettiest girl we can let this fact slide still. She only wears glasses for one imaginary scene and that sucks since that would help things, but not much since sadly her eyes are tareme and while fitting is not scoring highly. Not terrible either and unlike the show this parodies she lacks any eyelashes and that naturally is cool for this.
Grade: B
: Lacking glasses? Nonsense! *wears normal glasses*
These are just Chitose’s plain glasses though...
: Tee-hee, poor girl forgot them while lost in her own world and I took them to return later today!
: Must have been Topaz blogging her and all that...
: Topaz? Remember the guy! He was awesome! And funny! But wish I had scored better!
: Maybe this blog will help that!
Body
Build
Kyouko has just height sadly. That said at 156 cm she stand just barely outside from my ideal height but close enough to still score well. Otherwise body looks nice and lolish with some minor curve but nothing too excessive, kinda like Cures for something similar. But unlike Cures she shows off more sometimes. Not enough for Kyouko to score perfectly but should end pretty well.
Grade: A-
Butt
Kyouko actually shows bare ass in the Nachuyasumi OVA and thus gets decent scores. Not the best ass out there but at least she actually shows ass. That said there is that official image where for some odd awesome reason Kyouko looks very assy. That helps too.
Grade: C+
Clothes
Kyouko has some decent variety. The default is the school uniform, this long fuchsia frilled dress with sleeves and some sailor uniform vest top with one front button. Looks fairly different and cute compared against other school uniforms. Other costumes include yukata, several cute swimsuits, and the epic tomato pajamas. Basically speaking early on Kyouko and the other main girls have this adorable sleepover and Kyouko gets animal costume pajamas for everyone, but for some reason she got for herself tomato costume pajamas. The whole thing was ridiculous and hilarious and gets referenced back sometimes. Official art adds some more costumes like gym clothes and cute wedding dresses, helping the score quite decently. Too bad the gym clothes went with black shorts unfortunately for that. And before I forget she also cosplays as Mirakurun twintails and all, that was cute.
Grade: B+
: And then what would look better than the shorts?
Tight red buruma!
: Alright! *leaves*
: Awesome, Zettai, the lewdness caused the girl to leave the blog.
: Just wait first...
: Voila! *reappears wearing tight red buruma with the untucked white shirt* Good?
Beautiful! But this cannot be used for blog scores sadly.
: Pooh! *pouts*
Mind
Personality
Kyouko goes to this middle school just for girls with her childhood friends Akari and Yui and the trio have wacky lives. Kyouko even made the Amusement Club hijacking the Tea Club room and now every single day the three friends plus poofy hair Chinatsu have fun there doing silly things. Along the way Kyouko faces the wrath of student council vice president Ayano and her yuri feelings too.
Yuri sure is common in this show too. This fits more Libido though and this will be covered during that. But leaving yuri stuff aside Kyouko is pretty great and fun and crazy, coming with silly and fun ideas for the girls to try doing even if sometimes things end rather poorly. She really makes the show stand out with her amusing funny antics. Being fair there is another girl I like even more but since rather unfortunately the series hates her guts and denies her screentime constantly because, but that aside Kyouko is the best girl and the main star for the series. Shame for Akari the projected lead.
Grade: B+
Libido
Kyouko has love interests right and left. First there is the obvious choice of Yui as her best friend and only one who can keep Kyouko’s wacky antics roped. Then there is Ayano whose love for the cute ribbon girl sticks out for anyone except Ayano herself since that happens. And lastly there is how Kyouko really likes Chinatsu but sadly Chinatsu likes Yui much more instead. And all of this goes too for the real Kyouko love interest meaning Mirakurun the magical girl. Sadly none of these parings get that far, but seeing all the yuriness flying around always looks amusing and fun.
Grade: B
: Yuriness? I prefer laziness!
: Zettai, this joke when not in Japanese makes little sense.
But the reference is to the show title...
: Title?
: Avoid confusing the poor dumb girl!
: Yeah, avoid doing that! Wait... Hey!
: Hah.
Age
Kyouko is officially 14 years old and thus fits in the ideal age range. Note that being in the second year of middle school and with the 28th of March birthday she should be 13 but that sometimes happens with ages. That said this means she’s also the youngest second year and younger than several love interests. Aside from Chinatsu for obvious reasons.
Grade: A+
Voice
Yuka Ootsubo sounds really cute and works great for Kyouko being all energetic. She could really use more roles though at least the ones she has are good.
Grade: B
Total: 78 (B)
: Twelve more points!
Yeah, sorry for that...
: Nonsense, this truly rocks! Thanks for being really supportive! *puts gently Zettai’s hands against her ass under the tight red buruma*
Well, thanks for that... *blushes*
: Right! And now I must leave since Mirakurun will air soon! *leaves*
: She runs fast...
Indeed. Now, for the next blog comes-
Voice: W-WAIT!
What?
Voice: I belong shyly to the No Butts t-team and I wanna fight... Err... I wanna fight you here and now!
: Show yourself first!
Voice: Yeah... *comes out from the dramatic shadows*
: You!?
: I am Seven but people know me as Nana Ebina and will fight to prove this truth: big breasts are just plain better!
Welcome back. Last time Nico was blogged poorly. This time we’re visiting another girl for another equally poor blog.
: And this must be why we are on this middle school.: After last year this feels repetitive.Still not as bad as Working and other shows.
: I’m not small!Exactly.
: Nonsense aside who is the next girl?: ME! *jumps dramatically into the general area* I am...Kyouko Tocino!
: Toshinou!Same thing really.
: Maybe! But now I wanna get blogged, been years since my previous blog and more seasons came out ever since!Head
Hair
Kyouko has light blonde hair. Luckily not too light and thus looks fine. The length is just right as it stops before her middle school butt, but sadly she has generic bangs. Perhaps the most important and noteworthy trait from Kyouko’s hair would be the red ribbon, not only because it looks cute but because there was one plot where she lost it and got depressed from the lacking ribbon. That was kinda silly and amusing, but poor Kyouko without the ribbon. Not bad overall.
Grade: B
Eyes
Kyouko has light blue eyes. Shame for having the most generic combination, but since nobody calls her the prettiest girl we can let this fact slide still. She only wears glasses for one imaginary scene and that sucks since that would help things, but not much since sadly her eyes are tareme and while fitting is not scoring highly. Not terrible either and unlike the show this parodies she lacks any eyelashes and that naturally is cool for this.
Grade: B
: Lacking glasses? Nonsense! *wears normal glasses*These are just Chitose’s plain glasses though...
: Tee-hee, poor girl forgot them while lost in her own world and I took them to return later today!: Must have been Topaz blogging her and all that...: Topaz? Remember the guy! He was awesome! And funny! But wish I had scored better!: Maybe this blog will help that!Body
Build
Kyouko has just height sadly. That said at 156 cm she stand just barely outside from my ideal height but close enough to still score well. Otherwise body looks nice and lolish with some minor curve but nothing too excessive, kinda like Cures for something similar. But unlike Cures she shows off more sometimes. Not enough for Kyouko to score perfectly but should end pretty well.
Grade: A-
Butt
Kyouko actually shows bare ass in the Nachuyasumi OVA and thus gets decent scores. Not the best ass out there but at least she actually shows ass. That said there is that official image where for some odd awesome reason Kyouko looks very assy. That helps too.
Grade: C+
Clothes
Kyouko has some decent variety. The default is the school uniform, this long fuchsia frilled dress with sleeves and some sailor uniform vest top with one front button. Looks fairly different and cute compared against other school uniforms. Other costumes include yukata, several cute swimsuits, and the epic tomato pajamas. Basically speaking early on Kyouko and the other main girls have this adorable sleepover and Kyouko gets animal costume pajamas for everyone, but for some reason she got for herself tomato costume pajamas. The whole thing was ridiculous and hilarious and gets referenced back sometimes. Official art adds some more costumes like gym clothes and cute wedding dresses, helping the score quite decently. Too bad the gym clothes went with black shorts unfortunately for that. And before I forget she also cosplays as Mirakurun twintails and all, that was cute.
Grade: B+
: And then what would look better than the shorts?Tight red buruma!
: Alright! *leaves*: Awesome, Zettai, the lewdness caused the girl to leave the blog.: Just wait first...: Voila! *reappears wearing tight red buruma with the untucked white shirt* Good?Beautiful! But this cannot be used for blog scores sadly.
: Pooh! *pouts*Mind
Personality
Kyouko goes to this middle school just for girls with her childhood friends Akari and Yui and the trio have wacky lives. Kyouko even made the Amusement Club hijacking the Tea Club room and now every single day the three friends plus poofy hair Chinatsu have fun there doing silly things. Along the way Kyouko faces the wrath of student council vice president Ayano and her yuri feelings too.
Yuri sure is common in this show too. This fits more Libido though and this will be covered during that. But leaving yuri stuff aside Kyouko is pretty great and fun and crazy, coming with silly and fun ideas for the girls to try doing even if sometimes things end rather poorly. She really makes the show stand out with her amusing funny antics. Being fair there is another girl I like even more but since rather unfortunately the series hates her guts and denies her screentime constantly because, but that aside Kyouko is the best girl and the main star for the series. Shame for Akari the projected lead.
Grade: B+
Libido
Kyouko has love interests right and left. First there is the obvious choice of Yui as her best friend and only one who can keep Kyouko’s wacky antics roped. Then there is Ayano whose love for the cute ribbon girl sticks out for anyone except Ayano herself since that happens. And lastly there is how Kyouko really likes Chinatsu but sadly Chinatsu likes Yui much more instead. And all of this goes too for the real Kyouko love interest meaning Mirakurun the magical girl. Sadly none of these parings get that far, but seeing all the yuriness flying around always looks amusing and fun.
Grade: B
: Yuriness? I prefer laziness!: Zettai, this joke when not in Japanese makes little sense.But the reference is to the show title...
: Title?: Avoid confusing the poor dumb girl!: Yeah, avoid doing that! Wait... Hey!: Hah.Age
Kyouko is officially 14 years old and thus fits in the ideal age range. Note that being in the second year of middle school and with the 28th of March birthday she should be 13 but that sometimes happens with ages. That said this means she’s also the youngest second year and younger than several love interests. Aside from Chinatsu for obvious reasons.
Grade: A+
Voice
Yuka Ootsubo sounds really cute and works great for Kyouko being all energetic. She could really use more roles though at least the ones she has are good.
Grade: B
Total: 78 (B)
: Twelve more points!Yeah, sorry for that...
: Nonsense, this truly rocks! Thanks for being really supportive! *puts gently Zettai’s hands against her ass under the tight red buruma*Well, thanks for that... *blushes*
: Right! And now I must leave since Mirakurun will air soon! *leaves*: She runs fast...Indeed. Now, for the next blog comes-
Voice: W-WAIT!
What?
Voice: I belong shyly to the No Butts t-team and I wanna fight... Err... I wanna fight you here and now!
: Show yourself first!Voice: Yeah... *comes out from the dramatic shadows*
: You!?: I am Seven but people know me as Nana Ebina and will fight to prove this truth: big breasts are just plain better!
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