Jan 13, 2016 3:19 PM
ZettaiBlog 157: The True Seed of the Devil
Anime Relations:
Ashita no Nadja
WARNING: BECAUSE OF REASONS I MUST TELL EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 TO GET OUT OF MY BLOG! OBEY OR I’LL BE DEFENESTRATED! ALSO BE WARY OF WILD ROAMING SPOILERS! YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!
Welcome back. Last time we quickly dispatched the last minor villain fast because we ran out of budget and now we’re facing the terrible final boss.
: Hah, terrible? I’ll take that as a most welcome compliment.
Nothing from my lips would be complimenting YOU now and ever!
: Sorry, but as a true princess I am beneath such things! Cry and cry, nothing will happen.
...Bitch.
: ...WHAT?
Yeah, swearing on blogs is something I avoid most times, but for special cases like...
…this feels justified.
: Less pointless talking and give us Chiaki back this instant!
: Sure. *presses a button and a bound and gagged Chiaki comes from the floor*
: HMMMMMMPH!
This is the real deal, just look at the usual portrait!
: Indeed! *unbounds and ungags the fellow assistant*
: About time now, after six months my arms and legs were going numb... *still walks around like always*
Eh, much like my brain with Phantom World and other similar shows. Mamocentrism really sucks.
: More like I wanna suck that!
: Rimshot! *rimshots*
: A-hem! Pay attention to the absolutely evil little girl!
Would rather not.
: Too bad then. Because actually I was under the Endless Cross School attacks the whole time!
Huh!?
: Hah! Knew this would turn some heads. Yes, that was all a plot to get the world to recognize me as a true proper princess! And then after losing I set up this evil team in revenge since that was the reason my voice comes from someone average and fits little the main theme.
Uh. And were you the one behind the attacks from the colonies too?
: What was that?
: Nope, just the stuff from blogs last year. At least she told me that once while gloating and fantasizing. She even walked around in her nighties with no panties and her ass was visible...
: Hush!
: Hush? After kidnapping me for half the year? Zettai, this time I shall fight this girl!
Go right ahead. But first let me blog about her and spread the word on her many wicked acts.
: Are you done grumbling around? What an annoying whiny jerk.
No.
: Blogs are all about grumbling.
Head
Hair
Rosemary has darkish blonde hair. Not very long, only reaching her shoulders sadly since longer would look better. The bangs are not helping either, being mostly brushed to her left and missing the typical cute framing sidebangs many girls have. Pretty much her only saving grace is the red ribbon hairband she has since that looks pretty cute, but otherwise we’re off to a rather weak start.
Grade: B
Eyes
Rosemary has light blue eyes. The color itself is rather bland, and combined with her blonde hair this comes as utterly generic overall. The shape is somewhat a tareme and very Shoujo like the other females from the cast anyway, not terrible but not great. She also has notable eyelashes for another minus, and think that she never wears glasses. Overall just bland.
Grade: B
Body
Build
Rosemary lacks measurements like most girls from series for little girls, but luckily for her she still looks the right height for my tastes and has a nice flat chest. Sadly she kinda fails for legs and the art style for this series is not as solid and appealing as the Pretty Cure series usually are, though beats Doremi without much trouble, hence preventing her from scoring like Cures usually can pull.
Grade: B+
Butt
Rosemary is an ass but never shows hers and that hurts the score.
Grade: D
Clothes
Rosemary has some variety actually. She most often wears a white blouse with a white capelet and a purple long skirt, looking pretty decent. Early on she wore Nadja’s clothes because that was the uniform from the orphanage both girls lived in and consists of a white apron over a red checkered dress, not bad either. The best costume is her maid dress from her reappearance because maids are always quite cute. In addition to that she wears a variety of party dresses of various colors that look pretty nice. All in all she does well for her kind of series and limited screentime.
Grade: B
Mind
Personality
Rosemary is pure evil incarnate. Period. Well, okay, there will be some more coverage. Rosemary was raised in the same orphanage as Nadja the main heroine, and similarly at age 13 she now had the duty from said orphanage of looking for jobs. She eventually became the maid of the González family in Spain but hated that because she kept saying she was a princess and had to become one for some strange reason. Luckily for her and just her the main villain Herman noticed how she resembled Nadja an awful lot and passed her off as the true Nadja to her mother and family because this would thus deny the real one any rights to the family’s heritage and he would get her support whenever needed. Too bad Rosemary hates everyone but Rosemary and crossed him back since were people there someday to learn she was not the real Nadja the one screwed out would be him and nobody else. With time Rosemary gained more power and did everything she could and then some solely for the sake of messing with Nadja and making her life miserable while denying the poor girl the right to meet her mother as that was her main goal through the series. Eventually justice truly happened and the truth came to light after many efforts, but even then Rosemary was not punished via Nadja slap or massive scolding or something that allowed viewers to feel comeuppance finally after dealing with such awful crap. So not only Rosemary was the most mad and horrible character to come from anime for little girls but she gets away with such behavior. Grah.
Pure evil incarnate, again. Nothing else describes Rosemary better than those words. The girl is insane and constantly piles crap on poor Nadja for daring to find out she has a rich mother and working hard every day to find said mother someday. She spreads rumors of Nadja being a fake so people are against her and all that. She screws up with the usual love interests. She broke her dress that was back then used by her mother and was an important hint on finding said mother eventually. And as said she never got punished. No wonder children hated her guts like anyone would since seriously screw this woman. The sad part is for some insane reason older fans liked Rosemary despite being as likable as getting your crotch on fire and actually had her win the 2k4 SaiMoe contest for some ridiculous reason while beating Nadja herself in the finals for more insanity. Not that this contest deserves credibility as another blog villain won in 2014 and all that, and such polls overall deserve barely any respect as GameFAQs letting Reddit or Tumblr decide its big contest shows, but the fact she won by beating freaking Nadja still comes as particularly awful and infuriating for the fair reasonable fans that hated seeing Rosemary screw with Nadja for the entire last third of the 50 episode long series. Also note too many finales in this contest have girls from the same franchise fight against each other because Japan sucks at making proper brackets. Random seeding never freaking works. Long story short Rosemary might be the worst character ever due to mixing being utter evil with being undeservingly massively popular; at least Sena is not evil but merely annoying.
Grade: D-
Libido
Rosemary never shows interest on anyone and even actively tries to screw up with Nadja’s love interests just to be even more unlikable. Urgh.
Grade: D-
Age
Rosemary is 13 or maybe 14 and thus by default scores perfectly here. Wow.
Grade: A+
Voice
Rumi Shishido makes a great work at making Rosemary’s voice ooze evil when being evil, meaning about 99% of her screentime in any given episode. Amusingly she was in Doremi too voicing the also kinda mean but nowhere as evil Onpu who became my second favorite overall, funny how these things happen.
Grade: B
Total: 57 (C+)
: Hah! Takao ended scoring much worse.
Just because of the Build score causing trouble, without that you two would tie this.
: Though note that Takao loses less speed from weapons with her much bigger build.
Too bad she already has two huge “weapons” that hamper big time her base speed anyway.
: Hey, this is still my blog and you must talk about ME and nobody else!
Was the whole blogging part not enough?
: Nothing is enough for moi the true princess!
: Hey, that thing about being a princess got old ages ago!
: Yeah, sorry but you’re just a regular annoying kid!
: Sorry, but here I’m the elder and deserve respect!
: My ass deserves more respect! And gets it from my slave every night!
: Really? Anyone can get that respect! Lookie, Zettai! *moons Zettai without any shame* Come kiss this royal ass!
Sorry, but would rather kiss a smelly hairy ape.
: Chitoge is not that hairy besides the literal female dog version!
: Grrrr! *pulls up skirt* Fine, time for the final battle!
: Anytime!
: Readers please note this won’t be anywhere as awesome as the “final” moniker would imply.
: Hah! *jumps on top of Chiaki and slaps away*
: Urgh! *tickles the blonde*
: Wait, stop doing that- AHAHAHAHAHAH! *squirms*
: Now! *pushes away Rosemary with great effort*
: Nice try there, but remember I trained really hard! *jumps crazy high*
: This plotline sucks!
: Maybe for some! *finally lands butt-first on poor Chiaki without any shame*
: Owie!
: Hahahah! Sorry, but normal little girls stand no chance against my harsh training to someday become the best princess!
: SNEAK ATTACK! *starts spanking Rosemary really hard too*
: What? AAAAAAH! *really loves that*
: Figured this would finish things!
: Unfair...*falls down defeated* EXCEPT NOT REALLY! *pulls down Katja with sneaky tactics*
: Ah!
: Die! *jumps once again and readies another buttdrop attack* Finally won this dumb match, ahahahahahahah-
ANGER STRIKE! *the might energy beam hits Rosemary’s ass and knocks down the angry loli*
: No way... Forgot that he had that move... And losing from being hit on the ass is the most unladylike thing around... Urgh... *faints*
: We won together! That proves friendship beats everything!
: And means Rosemary finally got comeuppance!
And that I still have this attack! After many months of not using this Rosemary’s cruel behavior and selfish motives allowed this victory.
: Cue the credits!
Not the credits! This blog is not done yet!
: Good. After losing this time I want Rika to teach me that new move she learned fairly recently...
And here I thought you wanted to stay away from fights.
: After being kidnapped? Nope.
Makes perfect sense.
: Slave, how about you announce the special blog girl to celebrate the 3 years blogging already?
Mistress, good plan there. Well, this time this is a special blog that I originally planned to send Topaz as a guest blog so it features a girl from a game he loves very much.
: Zettai, game girls are for April Fools blogs because reasons.
This blog is special and Topaz deserves this much. Plus already worked in parts of that blog and wanna savage that...
: Okay, in that case hope he likes the blog.
: Agreed with that!
Welcome back. Last time we quickly dispatched the last minor villain fast because we ran out of budget and now we’re facing the terrible final boss.
: Hah, terrible? I’ll take that as a most welcome compliment.Nothing from my lips would be complimenting YOU now and ever!
: Sorry, but as a true princess I am beneath such things! Cry and cry, nothing will happen....Bitch.
: ...WHAT?Yeah, swearing on blogs is something I avoid most times, but for special cases like...
…this feels justified.
: Less pointless talking and give us Chiaki back this instant!: Sure. *presses a button and a bound and gagged Chiaki comes from the floor*: HMMMMMMPH!This is the real deal, just look at the usual portrait!
: Indeed! *unbounds and ungags the fellow assistant*: About time now, after six months my arms and legs were going numb... *still walks around like always*Eh, much like my brain with Phantom World and other similar shows. Mamocentrism really sucks.
: More like I wanna suck that!: Rimshot! *rimshots*: A-hem! Pay attention to the absolutely evil little girl!Would rather not.
: Too bad then. Because actually I was under the Endless Cross School attacks the whole time!Huh!?
: Hah! Knew this would turn some heads. Yes, that was all a plot to get the world to recognize me as a true proper princess! And then after losing I set up this evil team in revenge since that was the reason my voice comes from someone average and fits little the main theme.Uh. And were you the one behind the attacks from the colonies too?
: What was that?: Nope, just the stuff from blogs last year. At least she told me that once while gloating and fantasizing. She even walked around in her nighties with no panties and her ass was visible...: Hush!: Hush? After kidnapping me for half the year? Zettai, this time I shall fight this girl!Go right ahead. But first let me blog about her and spread the word on her many wicked acts.
: Are you done grumbling around? What an annoying whiny jerk.No.
: Blogs are all about grumbling.Head
Hair
Rosemary has darkish blonde hair. Not very long, only reaching her shoulders sadly since longer would look better. The bangs are not helping either, being mostly brushed to her left and missing the typical cute framing sidebangs many girls have. Pretty much her only saving grace is the red ribbon hairband she has since that looks pretty cute, but otherwise we’re off to a rather weak start.
Grade: B
Eyes
Rosemary has light blue eyes. The color itself is rather bland, and combined with her blonde hair this comes as utterly generic overall. The shape is somewhat a tareme and very Shoujo like the other females from the cast anyway, not terrible but not great. She also has notable eyelashes for another minus, and think that she never wears glasses. Overall just bland.
Grade: B
Body
Build
Rosemary lacks measurements like most girls from series for little girls, but luckily for her she still looks the right height for my tastes and has a nice flat chest. Sadly she kinda fails for legs and the art style for this series is not as solid and appealing as the Pretty Cure series usually are, though beats Doremi without much trouble, hence preventing her from scoring like Cures usually can pull.
Grade: B+
Butt
Rosemary is an ass but never shows hers and that hurts the score.
Grade: D
Clothes
Rosemary has some variety actually. She most often wears a white blouse with a white capelet and a purple long skirt, looking pretty decent. Early on she wore Nadja’s clothes because that was the uniform from the orphanage both girls lived in and consists of a white apron over a red checkered dress, not bad either. The best costume is her maid dress from her reappearance because maids are always quite cute. In addition to that she wears a variety of party dresses of various colors that look pretty nice. All in all she does well for her kind of series and limited screentime.
Grade: B
Mind
Personality
Rosemary is pure evil incarnate. Period. Well, okay, there will be some more coverage. Rosemary was raised in the same orphanage as Nadja the main heroine, and similarly at age 13 she now had the duty from said orphanage of looking for jobs. She eventually became the maid of the González family in Spain but hated that because she kept saying she was a princess and had to become one for some strange reason. Luckily for her and just her the main villain Herman noticed how she resembled Nadja an awful lot and passed her off as the true Nadja to her mother and family because this would thus deny the real one any rights to the family’s heritage and he would get her support whenever needed. Too bad Rosemary hates everyone but Rosemary and crossed him back since were people there someday to learn she was not the real Nadja the one screwed out would be him and nobody else. With time Rosemary gained more power and did everything she could and then some solely for the sake of messing with Nadja and making her life miserable while denying the poor girl the right to meet her mother as that was her main goal through the series. Eventually justice truly happened and the truth came to light after many efforts, but even then Rosemary was not punished via Nadja slap or massive scolding or something that allowed viewers to feel comeuppance finally after dealing with such awful crap. So not only Rosemary was the most mad and horrible character to come from anime for little girls but she gets away with such behavior. Grah.
Pure evil incarnate, again. Nothing else describes Rosemary better than those words. The girl is insane and constantly piles crap on poor Nadja for daring to find out she has a rich mother and working hard every day to find said mother someday. She spreads rumors of Nadja being a fake so people are against her and all that. She screws up with the usual love interests. She broke her dress that was back then used by her mother and was an important hint on finding said mother eventually. And as said she never got punished. No wonder children hated her guts like anyone would since seriously screw this woman. The sad part is for some insane reason older fans liked Rosemary despite being as likable as getting your crotch on fire and actually had her win the 2k4 SaiMoe contest for some ridiculous reason while beating Nadja herself in the finals for more insanity. Not that this contest deserves credibility as another blog villain won in 2014 and all that, and such polls overall deserve barely any respect as GameFAQs letting Reddit or Tumblr decide its big contest shows, but the fact she won by beating freaking Nadja still comes as particularly awful and infuriating for the fair reasonable fans that hated seeing Rosemary screw with Nadja for the entire last third of the 50 episode long series. Also note too many finales in this contest have girls from the same franchise fight against each other because Japan sucks at making proper brackets. Random seeding never freaking works. Long story short Rosemary might be the worst character ever due to mixing being utter evil with being undeservingly massively popular; at least Sena is not evil but merely annoying.
Grade: D-
Libido
Rosemary never shows interest on anyone and even actively tries to screw up with Nadja’s love interests just to be even more unlikable. Urgh.
Grade: D-
Age
Rosemary is 13 or maybe 14 and thus by default scores perfectly here. Wow.
Grade: A+
Voice
Rumi Shishido makes a great work at making Rosemary’s voice ooze evil when being evil, meaning about 99% of her screentime in any given episode. Amusingly she was in Doremi too voicing the also kinda mean but nowhere as evil Onpu who became my second favorite overall, funny how these things happen.
Grade: B
Total: 57 (C+)
: Hah! Takao ended scoring much worse.Just because of the Build score causing trouble, without that you two would tie this.
: Though note that Takao loses less speed from weapons with her much bigger build.Too bad she already has two huge “weapons” that hamper big time her base speed anyway.
: Hey, this is still my blog and you must talk about ME and nobody else!Was the whole blogging part not enough?
: Nothing is enough for moi the true princess!: Hey, that thing about being a princess got old ages ago!: Yeah, sorry but you’re just a regular annoying kid!: Sorry, but here I’m the elder and deserve respect!: My ass deserves more respect! And gets it from my slave every night!: Really? Anyone can get that respect! Lookie, Zettai! *moons Zettai without any shame* Come kiss this royal ass!Sorry, but would rather kiss a smelly hairy ape.
: Chitoge is not that hairy besides the literal female dog version!: Grrrr! *pulls up skirt* Fine, time for the final battle!: Anytime!: Readers please note this won’t be anywhere as awesome as the “final” moniker would imply.: Hah! *jumps on top of Chiaki and slaps away*: Urgh! *tickles the blonde*: Wait, stop doing that- AHAHAHAHAHAH! *squirms*: Now! *pushes away Rosemary with great effort*: Nice try there, but remember I trained really hard! *jumps crazy high*: This plotline sucks!: Maybe for some! *finally lands butt-first on poor Chiaki without any shame*: Owie!: Hahahah! Sorry, but normal little girls stand no chance against my harsh training to someday become the best princess!: SNEAK ATTACK! *starts spanking Rosemary really hard too*: What? AAAAAAH! *really loves that*: Figured this would finish things!: Unfair...*falls down defeated* EXCEPT NOT REALLY! *pulls down Katja with sneaky tactics*: Ah!: Die! *jumps once again and readies another buttdrop attack* Finally won this dumb match, ahahahahahahah-ANGER STRIKE! *the might energy beam hits Rosemary’s ass and knocks down the angry loli*
: No way... Forgot that he had that move... And losing from being hit on the ass is the most unladylike thing around... Urgh... *faints*: We won together! That proves friendship beats everything!: And means Rosemary finally got comeuppance!And that I still have this attack! After many months of not using this Rosemary’s cruel behavior and selfish motives allowed this victory.
: Cue the credits!Not the credits! This blog is not done yet!
: Good. After losing this time I want Rika to teach me that new move she learned fairly recently...And here I thought you wanted to stay away from fights.
: After being kidnapped? Nope.Makes perfect sense.
: Slave, how about you announce the special blog girl to celebrate the 3 years blogging already?Mistress, good plan there. Well, this time this is a special blog that I originally planned to send Topaz as a guest blog so it features a girl from a game he loves very much.
: Zettai, game girls are for April Fools blogs because reasons.This blog is special and Topaz deserves this much. Plus already worked in parts of that blog and wanna savage that...
: Okay, in that case hope he likes the blog.: Agreed with that!
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