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Welcome back. Last time I covered yet another Cure and got attacked by a random ninja. Thankfully the fight went by fast. Now seems another girl wants another promised blog so that will be next.

: Looks like December is being the cleanup month.

This happens when you insist on doing themed months and change things halfway; finding spots to do the girls left behind is rarely easy.

: At least Yaya managed to squeeze somewhere else, but otherwise my slave just threw his hands in the air and did whatever.

And that works!

: Ay any rather we should go check on that idol.

Yes! *the team goes to 765 Productions in no time* We are here!

: Nothing dramatic happened along the way, so the trip is only shortly narrated.

: I’ll never get used to this fast travel...

And not just the fast travel, but even got a reservation to avoid issues.

: Awesome work there, slave. Though did you check for puchidols?

For what?

: Ku! *shows up*

: Awww, how cute!

: Ku ku, ku ku ku, kuuu! *stretches open her short arms*

Something tells me this thing is blocking our way somehow.

: The most fearsome blockade ever.

: Something so adorable cannot be a roadblock period!

: Ku... *checks out Chiaki and Katja all over* Ku! *guides in the two girls*

: Looks like we got permission finally.

Better not to complain then! *enters with the assistants carefully*

: Chihyaa, are these the people from the reservation?

: Ku! *nods*

: Good, good. Greetings, internet blog people. I am...



: ...and the incoming blog is alright. After all Topaz already did one not long ago.

Right, and was great.

: That song was real fun!

: What song exactly?

Huh, nothing important really.

: Hmph....

At any rate, Chihaya, mind getting another blog this time?

: Well, since apparently you’re the one who likes plenty my small breasts, then go ahead.

: Indeed! *pushes Zettai’s face against Chihaya’s flat chest*

So wonderfully flat... *blushes*

: H-H-Hey! *slowly pushes Zettai away from her modest bust*

But this motivates me to blog harder! HAH!

: Why does this keep on happening?

: Mostly for comedy.

Head

Hair
Chihaya has dark blue hair. The length is just perfect, reaching around her lovely waist but not covering her ass thankfully. Looks very nice. Sadly the bangs somewhat ruin this being fairly standard and also being brushed towards the right for some reason. But besides that detail her hair is pretty nice. In the Puchimasu series she sometimes gets twintails or ponytails for variety. As curiosity in the first game her hair was black but sadly this was retconned in spite of the franchise already having a dark blue hair girl and no other girls with black hair since Hibiki came later. Makes perfect sense.
Grade: A-

Eyes
Chihaya has light brown eyes. Sadly the color is kinda faded as livelier brown colors are better, but is not bad still. Oddly many fans wrongly think Chihaya has overrated blue eyes and go with that for fanart and that is bad. In fact this is why Chihaya has the only puchidol with eyes differently colored to the original, albeit of course Chihyaa is still adorable. The shape is that tsurime-esque style that some girls have and this franchise really likes, but works so not complaining. On top of this she wore glasses in a random chapter of Puchimasu because the show loves doing that. Lovely eyes overall.
Grade: A-

: Wait, still have that... *puts on thick red glasses* Well?

YES! Much better now!

: Glad that I kept these around all this time.

: Topaz gives the best gifts!

That would be because Topaz is the best friend.

: Zettai, tone down the random praise.

Body

Build
Chihaya has measurements, something always welcome. The height is 162 cm so bland and weight is 41 kg so nothing special either. Of note is these and her three sizes are the same in both games since every other girl has changed in some manner, but not Chihaya who remained strong. Speaking of said measurements they are 72/55/78 so something stands out here. No, not the ass being notably larger albeit some do like that, but rather the small bust size. Yes, for some sad reason Chihaya became popular for being really flat and sadly this often comes in the form of mockery and derision because as most people know humanity is largely stupid and thus unable to appreciate superior flat chests. Even the series itself had some of that with Puchimasu both with the anime adding some moronic lame jokes with Chihaya envying the nasty oversized Azusa to some chapter with no such material, and even the manga itself with Chihaya’s personal puchidol biting busty girls and envying the allegedly busty puchidols for no good reason. One wonders if the anime using a board with a blue wig as a replacement for Chihaya in the episode she missed the live show was a jab at this as well, and as that anime was pretty bad with breasts there is a fair chance. The absolute worst scene was in the movie however, with the moronic scene where Chihaya runs against Takane’s chest and whines due to lame illogical jealousy crap; not only the scene was dumb and mad generic, but using TAKANE of the huge ass for chest crap when Azusa was right there made things even more insulting and needlessly and poorly fixated with lame udders. Then again this is hardly surprising living in a world where Highschool DxD is the most popular normal harem and Takaki wants to make breasts larger and larger yet for some reason never gets laughed out of the room for being a pathetic manchild with a mental age measured in few months. If there was justice Azusa would be mocked and Chihaya would get so much love instead because flat chest are of utmost beauty. Urgh. Sad part here is other than the height and the average legs Chihaya is amazing for my tastes and scores well, but this stupid horrible needless hate towards flat girls needs to die now. But hey, at least people talk about flat chests. Butts are never brought up to the point more series had male asses be praised that female ones and honestly this is infinitely worse than the worst of flat chest hate. At least flat chests get the occasional fan, but all female butt fans are filthy traitors that move on to fat udders. Screw that noise.

And then there is XENOGLOSSIA as well. As if recasting everyone and setting the series in a weird mecha universe because Sunrise was not yet hitting it big with Love Live and Aikatsu yet some hopefully now fired out of a cannon fellow decided to randomly change measurements around. And while some like the mostly similar Haruka and Iori got off easy Chihaya was given the worst of possible treatments out there by making her chest grow SEVENTEEN freaking centimeters for no reason, all while Azusa instead got SMALLER breasts by 5cm just so Chihaya was now the most cowy girl just because, with the equally flat Yayoi being second bustiest again because. That is just gross and sick and insulting and makes no sense and one wonders if Sunrise left this to the bottom feeders of the bottom feeders of the bottom feeders because nobody competent does something this dumb. To be fair they did also give her hips 4 cm bigger, but goes without saying this is not really compensating for things. At least nobody likes this series and her fanservice focuses on ass, but still lame.
Grade: A

Butt
Chihaya could use more shots of her ass even if it would feel like they’re going with that just because she has small breasts. But alas she has that one shot from the awesome cameraman in the anime and one fairly nice Million Live card but that was all. Though of course few can measure to Takane’s gigantic butt. Or can measure said butt. As said XENOGLOSSIA also shows her butt but that series is terrible either way. Going with a thong was a fantastic plan though.
Grade: C+

: Thongs? Like the ones Takane always wears?

: Think in her case those are just wedgies...

Sexy... I mean, yes! Chihaya, all beautiful girls like you should wear thongs!

: G-G-Got this one already covered... *lifts shyly her skirt to show her thong-class nice ass*

Looks really nice! *stares*

: Zettai, quit staring so close to the poor girl! *Fujiokas Zettai but that causes him to fall face first on Chihaya’s great ass*

MMMMMPPH!

: Ah! With such moaning I might end “singing” once again...

Sorry! *quickly moves away* Not that I would hate that...

: Well, that went poorly.

: Zettai would disagree!

Clothes
Chihaya has many costumes to list here. While not default I like her blazer school uniform, no wonder the similar Rin from Cinderella Girls got another. In the series proper Chihaya wears plenty of cute idol costumes of various types, and also a grape costume once. The blue jacket from their live show was good too. The card games include more idol costumes included a white sleeveless frilly one for more cute points, bikinis as usual, cool mecha musume, sexy samba clothes, yukata, national football team uniform because of her theme color, various maid costumes, white sukumizu with cat paws among other accessories, and others. The anime art adds cute Santa and some other costumes like white summer dresses. Lastly for once XENOGLOSSIA is not worthless and adds her regular silly costume with wide hips because, official art of her in a black and red competition swimsuit showing ass, and another of a bikini with THONG bottom also showing ass but better. Both are amazing swimsuits and help her value lots. In general Chihaya wears lots of costumes, just this is hard to convey due to many being idol costumes and describing each one would make this blog too long to bother reading anyhow, so know she deserves the nice score here. Oh, and in Puchimasu there is her serious wearing of an animal costume and miko cosplay among others. Never hurts so go this.
Grade: A

Mind

Personality
Chihaya has quite the sad past, at least in the anime since as usual finding game info is pretty hard. Anyway, back then she used to sing for her younger brother Yuu until the boy died in a car accident so that caused her parents to divorce and now Chihaya lives alone. She even blames herself for his death to the point she cannot sing and Haruka has to help awesomely. Thankfully all ends well since by the end of the anime Chihaya and her mother make peace. Besides that Chihaya is one of the idols in 765 Pro though unlike the others she only cares about music and not about the flashy stuff of idol work though of course she still will be in shows and do such jobs anyway.

Even though personality-wise there are issues. Not the bad kind of issue, but keep reading. Basically in the older games one had to prevent idols from getting too low tension and Chihaya had small gains but big losses which could cause one to lose the game if not careful! This is known as the Chihaya Spiral and while troublesome to play it does describe her social anxiety and difficult mood swings pretty well. Think that I can sympathize. Despite all the issues she still tries to work hard for the Producer and hide these problems, though the anime made a joke on how she cannot smile normally and just comes forced and weird instead. And yet nearly all her official art has smiles anyway. Great work there. For lesser stuff Chihaya likes classical music which fits with the whole focusing on serious aspect part, likes dogs much like the similar Rin does amusingly, and has other interests that fit with her serious image even though she likes simple jokes. On top of this another series named Puchimasu exists and Chihaya there owns a puchidol like all the other idols. This one is named Chihyaa and has really long hair that grows overnight and as said bites busty girls for no valid reason, though that aside she’s just adorable. Chihaya in this series has a running gag of wanting to name González or Gonzales or whatever all the puchidols for some reason, but of course is all ignored for the sake of the poor things. Overall even if this description is poor be assured I really love Chihaya of the quiet sad personality, glad many agree with this too.
Grade: A

Libido
Chihaya sadly has problems with this. The obvious one is lacking a love interest, aside from people pairing her with Haruka since the anime kinda supported this. Sadly that was not notable enough to be helpful though might be good to note Haruka is the most popular Chihaya pairing apparently. Sadly that one has Haruka listed first but several of her other pairings list Chihaya first so good people can consider the serious idol capable of taking the lead as all girls should do every time. Besides yuri fun Chihaya is known for disliking the skinship from the first games, and that is also problematic with this rating sadly. Ultimately the lack of info and the one we have being bad makes poor Chihaya look troublesome.
Grade: C

: Ku...!

What?

: Why would people think I have interest in my fellow idols? Being surrounded by girls doesn’t mean that I swing that way.

Well, perverts tend to think otherwise.

: Says the one who likes the Takane and Chihaya stuff and complains about its scarcity constantly.

Hey!

: Takane!? Well, being fair her huge ass makes me quite envious...

: No wonder you knew about her thongs before.

: B-But even then I’m not into girls! And be aware I have no inner desire of burying my face in Takane’s ample rear!

: Being fair even I want that.

At least we are now in agreement.

: Wait, speaking of that aren’t you the riding pet Takane showed me last year?

Dunno, time to continue blogging!

: But-!

: Butts indeed.

Age
Chihaya is 15 in the first game and 16 in the second, with most of the stuff I know hailing from said second game. Not too bad. Note in XENOGLOSSIA because science she is 51 and still looks young so go teenhags sorta, even though sadly that is not useful for blog purposes.
Grade: B+

Voice
Asami Imai has one of the most beautiful voices out there and works great for Chihaya of the quiet personality. Like everyone else she was voiced in XENOGLOSSIA by another VA and in this case the chosen one was Kaori Shimizu and while nice she’s not as wonderful as Imai of course. Also, as usual Chihaya has multiple personal songs and Aoi Tori is easily the best and most beautiful so no wonder that the anime used it multiple times.
Grade: A-

Total: 83 (B+)

: So 12 more points than Topaz had back then... Guess that you really like me much better.

That and flat girls score better in my blog overall. No offense meant...

: This is how I am so don’t worry now, after all I feel better knowing some people love my flat chest...

Of course! Just ignore the awful Chihaya Bullying tag full of unfunny flat chest mockery pics!

: What?

: Ku?

Nothing!

: Oh. Well, now that my blog is finished I should go back to my singing lessons.

Sorry lately these blogs are so short...

: Is fine, being so busy with both blogs and stories pays a heavy toll...

: Goodbye, Zettai. And, hm... Thanks f-f-f-for the blog... *shyly embraces Zettai with love*

TRULY THE BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS IDOL! *faints*

: What!?

: Ku! *pokes the fainted Zettai in silly ways*

: Think the love he feels for this girl reached critical mass.

: Hmmm, is that so. Well, then give him this once he wakes up. *pulls out an envelope from her flat chest*

: ...How did you do that?

: Willpower. Hope that Zettai enjoys meeting this girl, as seems she’s been waiting a full year... *picks up Chihyaa and leaves*

: And since Zettai is my slave that means his mail is mine and thus I can read it without punishment *does precisely that*

: So who is the next girl?

: The hungriest Eastern European out there. At least she has healthy teeth.

: Oh.